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| A Good Story - The Emperor |
| 2008-07-22 03:20:05 |
An emperor in the Far East was growing old and knew it was time to choose his successor. Instead of choosing one of his assistants or his children, he decided something different. He called young people in the kingdom together one day. He said, "It is time for me to step down and choose the next emperor. I have decided to choose one of you."The kids were shocked! But the emperor continued. "I am going to give each one of you a seed today. One very special seed. I want you to plant the seed, water it and come back here after one year from today with what you have grown from this one seed. I will then judge the plants that you bring, and the one I choose will be the next emperor!"One boy named Ling was there that day and he, like the others, received a seed...
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| guys read this |
| 2008-07-22 03:17:20 |
It was raining heavily outside. Dark clouds gathered in the sky andnature was in its ominous best. I took a break from my work and went tothe pantry to grab a cup of coffee. I had a sip and went near the windowto see the rain pouring down heavily outside the glass structure. I wasinside our huge office building, unruffled by even the fierceness of thenature.Through the heavy transparent glass, I could see a small girl trying tohold on to her umbrella which the wind was snatching away from her. Ifelt sorry for the girl, and was happy that I was not in a similarpathetic situation. Yes. I take pride for the fact that I am a softwareengineer.I have everything which a common man would envy; money, status, respect,you name it I have it. I always wanted to be software professional andhere I am, w...
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| MAN vs WOMAN |
| 2008-07-19 11:41:20 |
- A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he needs.- A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item that she does not need.- A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.- A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.- A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.- A successful woman is one who can find such a man.- To be happy with a man, you must love him a little and understand him a lot.- To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.- Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.- Women somehow deteriorate overnight.- A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.- A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, but she does.- Married men live longer ...
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| Have a hearty laugh !! |
| 2008-07-11 05:30:33 |
Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus ?A . Moti-vating !!!Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ?A . Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai......Doosri bigadti hai to 'SHUROO' ho jati haiQ. Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.A . Man : Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.Q. What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE ?A . In both cases you feel 'aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta'Q. Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha , meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaaye bataiye .A . Sadhu bola , Upaaye hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?Q. Do you know the similarity between "Dinasaurs" & "Decent Girls"*A. Both dont exist on earth !!! *Q. When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?*A. On their Wedding !!*
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| U Can make a huge difference to the Indian Economy |
| 2008-07-10 04:15:07 |
U CAN MAKE A HUGE DIFFERENCE TO THE INDIAN ECONOMY BY FOLLOWING FEW SIMPLE STEPS.Please spare a couple of minutes here........for the sake of India ... our country.I got this article from one of my friend, but it's true, I can see this from day to day life,Small exampleBefore 5 months 1 CAN $ = IND Rs 32After 5 months. Now it is 1 CAN $ = IND Rs 37Do you think Canadian Economy is booming? No, but Indian Economy is Going Down.Our Economy is in u'r handsINDIAN economy is in a crisis. Our country like many other ASIAN countries is undergoing a severe economic crunch. Many INDIAN industries are closing down. The INDIAN economy is in a crisis and if we do not take proper steps to control those, we will be in a critical situati...
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| Boss Kidnapped ! |
| 2008-07-09 05:15:24 |
Employees of a Company are all worried. Some are roaming around. Some are in loud discussions during office time.....Some Trainees, who had just joined, notice this and enquire about what happened to a senior employee, they ask, "What's going on?""Terrorists have kidnapped our Boss"They're asking for Rs.10 Crores ransom, otherwise they're going to douse him with petrol and set him on fire.We're going from desk to desk, taking up a collection."One Trainee asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?..."About 1 litre."
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| Poor Boys.....!!!! |
| 2008-07-09 05:12:52 |
When a Girl Cries ------------ The World "Consoles" herBut when a boy cries ---------- Come on man don't be A "Girl"If A Girl slaps a Boy ----------- Definitely the Boy would have "done something"If Boy Slaps a girl -------------- Rascal doesn't know how to "Respect Ladies"If a Girl is talking to Boys ----- She is "Very Friendly"If a Boy talks to a Girl ---------- He is "flirting"If a Girl meets with accident -------------------- Then its "mistake of others"If a Boy meets with same accident ------------ Bloody you "don't know how to Drive"
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| Life ke funde |
| 2008-07-09 05:09:50 |
Three dreams of a man:To be as handsome as his mother thinks.To be as rich as his child believes.To have as many women as his wife suspects...---------------Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife the kidney.If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver manages with other kidney.---------------Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.---------------What's the diff between Dava & Daru?Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date andDaru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.---------------Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain orwife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.---------------The Japanese have produced a came
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| The love story of Ron and Edna. |
| 2008-07-09 05:08:40 |
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't meanthey don't love you with all they have.Ron and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they werewalking past the hospital swimming pool. Ron suddenly jumped into the deepend. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna heroic act she immediatelyordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her tobe mentally stable.When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and badnews. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able torationallyrespond to a crisis by jumping in and s...
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| lil bit serious ones |
| 2008-07-08 03:44:03 |
Ek Din Tamanna Ne Zindagi Ke Pahelu Mein Sar Rakhkar Poocha----Main Kab Poori Houngi---Zindagi Ne Uske Maathe Ko Sehela Kar Kaha---Jo Poori Ho Jaye---wo Tamanna Hi Kya....!
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| Ek Adhooree See Kahani........... |
| 2008-07-08 03:42:55 |
Ek Adhooree See KahaniZindagee ka wo mera anokha din tha,Aur wo hee college ka mera pehla din tha,Mila tha us din ek anjaan shaksh se,Jisey jaanta hu mein aaj kayee saal se,Khushi se chalta raha, humaree dosti ka ye safar,Rakhte thei us waqt hum, ek ek pal tak ki khabar,Socha jab banne ko, ek dusre ka humsafar,Toh waqt ne hee kiya hume, ek dusre se bekhabar...Pata nahi tha ki aisa bhi hoga zindagee mei humaree,Shayad kismat hee hai kuch kharab humaree,Khushi hai is baat ki, ki mila tha sath unka hume,Par ab kyu juda kiya, kismat ne humse uneh,Door ho gaye itna, jiska khayal bhi na tha,Lagta hai kabhi kabhi, ki shayad wo pyar hee na tha,Socha na tha zindagee me humne kabhi aisa,Ki milega pyar hume unka, sirf din me do pal ke jaisa
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| A Love Letter worth reading... |
| 2008-07-08 03:41:22 |
My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda), you are my TVS SCOOTY (first love) and my AIWA (pure passion). I always BPL (believe in the best) and you are SANSUI (better than the best). You are DOMINO'S PIZZA (delivering a million smiles) for me. This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (seriously fresh) feeling for me. I want! you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (the unshakable) and my father who is CEAT (born tough), but don't worry as I am also FORD ICON(The josh machine) and rest of our family members are pretty KELVINATORS (the coolest ones). If our fathers say no, we will run away and marry, and PHILIPS (let's make things better).They will feel MIRINDA (zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I believe in ...
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| Mithun da: AWESOME DIALOGES..!!! |
| 2008-07-08 03:13:25 |
People often talk about Rajnikant, but they forget about the antics and dialogues of our great Mithun da ..Here are some amazing dialogues from Mithun da's films. Enjoy !!!!-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------" Bheegi hui cigarette kabhi jal nahi sakti.....aur yeh tay hai ki teri maut ki taarikh tal nahi sakti "----------------------------------------------------------------------------"Apuun ka naam hai HEERA,Apuun ne sab ko Cheera..." (wah wah.....)----------------------------------------------------------------------------shetty: "kaun hai be tu?"Mithun da says-"Mai hoon tum jaise logon se nafarat karne wala,Garibon ke liye jyoti, Gundon ke liye jwalatuze banake maut ka Ek niwala,tere sine mein gaad dunga mai maut ka bhala.Mila doonga...
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| Computer Dependency just 2 sec test |
| 2008-07-01 03:47:30 |
Computer Dependency TestHere's a quick test for you to take. This just proves that we have become way too dependent on our computers.Q: How Many Legs Do You Have?To find out the answer, look down................ I Said Look down, not scroll down!
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| Must read good One... |
| 2008-07-01 03:46:30 |
An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the World.So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China .On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when heNoticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read'$10,000 per call'.The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by whatThe telephone was used for.The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for$10,000 you could talk to God.The American thanked the priest and went along his way.Next stop was in Japan . There, at a very large cathedral, he saw theSame golden telephonewith the same sign under it.He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in China andHe asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.She told him that it was a direct lin...
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| Excellent feature in Notepad try it... |
| 2008-06-30 10:59:39 |
Excellent feature in NotepadThere is a simple feature in Notepad that can make it work like a personal diary for you. Here is how to go about it:1. Firstly open a blank Notepad file.2. Now write .LOG as the first line in the file, and then press enter. Now save the file and close it.3. Open the notepad file now and you will find that the current date and time has been appended (put) at the end and the cursor is in the next line.4. Type your notes and then save and close the file.5. Each time you open the file, Notepad repeats the process that is it appends the date and time to the end of the file and places the cursor below it.This way you can keep track of all your entries, you can easily maintain what you wrote when. This can work very much like a perso
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| Psycho Test |
| 2008-06-30 10:45:44 |
Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has gotten it right, including me .A woman , while at the funeral of her own mother, meets a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was simply ' amazing' , very much of her dream guy, she believed him to be just that! She fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him.........A few days later she killed her FIRST sister.Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?(Give this some thought before you answer).SCROLL DOWN ..................Answer: She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again.If you answered this correctly , you think like a psychopath . This was a te...
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| Cheers: Pritam - He's way ahead of Anu Malik |
| 2008-06-30 10:43:34 |
Race Song Pehli Nazar copy of Chinese Kim Hyung Song Sarang Hae YoOriginal: http://youtube.com/watch?v=8KoS3weBxAgCOPY: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ffp5h_FGEJYRace Song Zara Zara Touch Me copy of Lee-Hom Wang's 'Zhu Lin Shen Chu'Original: http://youtube.com/watch?v=wdTrPI3mumUCOPY:http://youtube.com/watch?v=kLU76W2qbPs&feature=relatedJab we met's 'Yeh ishq kya' copy of Anggun's ʴre Une FemmeOriginal: http://youtube.com/watch?v=T4poevqspsICOPY:http://youtube.com/watch?v=TQyU6EqWh_o&feature=relatedJab We Met Aao milo chale copy Indonesian band, Peterpan's 'Di Belakangku'Original: http://youtube.com/watch?v=EGXniVSfSZECOPY:http://youtube.com/watch?v=7jpUic8hWD8&feature=relatedWoh Lamhe 'Kya mujhe pyaar hai'copy of Indonesian Band 'Tak bisakah'Original: http://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
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| HUSBANDS... |
| 2008-06-30 10:41:00 |
Men and women on earth die and go to heaven.God comes and says," I want the men to form two queuesone line for the men who dominated their women, and the other one forthemen who were dominated by their women. Also, I want allthe women to go away so that no man and woman can talk."Next time God comes back, the women are gone, and there are twolines.The line for the men who were dominated by their women is 100mileslong, and inthe line of men who dominated their women there is only one man.God gets mad and says, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. Icreated you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates.Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learnfrom him!Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"The man replies, "I don't kno
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| The Parrot |
| 2008-06-30 10:39:12 |
A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot..There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.Why so cheap...store owner.The owner looked at her and said,'Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some inappropriate stuff.'The woman thought about this, but decidedshe had to have the bird any way.She took it home and hung the bird's cage upin her living room and waited for it to say something.The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,'New house, new madam.'The woman was a bit taken back at the implication, but then thought 'that's really not so bad.'When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said,'New house, new madam, new girls.'The girls and the woman were ...
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| ekdum....mumbaiyya.....ishtyle... |
| 2008-06-30 10:37:28 |
Julie aur Sulie do ben log rehta hai.. Benlogmaane.........judwaa.Lekin dono main fark bole to solid. JulieekdumSmart,bole to jhakaas rapchik piece aur Sulie boletoekdum halki re.To kya hota hai maloom Sulie thee bachpanse,woh kya bolte hainusko..Stubborn ..bole to ekdam yedi,jiddi....rehti hai.To julie jo bhi maangti hai na...Sulie kowohmaangta-ich hai.Julie ko gudiya mili to Sulie ko bhi maangtatha...Julie ko kangan mila to Sulie ko bhi mangtahai.....Aisa karte karte bees saal guzar gaya .To na, Julie ka shaadi ekdum karodpati ladkakesaathhota hai. Aur Sulie ek fatichar funtoosh seshaadi banatha hai.Shaadi ke baad Julie Fridge leti hai baap.Sulie bhi pati se fridge maangtihai.Pati salla bechara garibmanus.Lekin biwi ko khush karne ke waaste wohFridgekhareed leta hai.Abhi Julie agle mahin...
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| Important for gals.... |
| 2008-06-30 10:34:59 |
A woman at a Gas nightclub (Mumbai) on Saturday nightwas taken by 5 men,Who according to hospital andpolice reports, gang raped her beforeDumping her at Bandstand Mumbai. Unable to rememberthe events of the evening, testslater confirmed therepeat rapes along with traces of rohypnol in herblood.Rohypnol , date rape drug is an essentially a smallsterilization pill.The drug is now being used by rapists at parties torape AND sterilize their victims. All they have to dois drop it into the girl's drink. The girl can'tremember a thing the next morning, of all that hadTaken place the night before . Rohypnol, whichdissolves in drinks just as easily, is such that thevictim doesn't conceive from the rape and the rapistneedn't worryabout having a paternity testidentifying him months later.The Drug's a...
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| Banta Singh to Bill gates - Why Bill Gates decides to RETIRE from Microsoft? |
| 2008-06-30 10:31:25 |
Why Gates">Bill Gates decides to RETIRE from Microsoft?Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of MicrosoftSubject: Problems with my new computerDear Mr. Bill Gates,We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.4. My chi...
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| M.B.A Student (vs) B.E Student |
| 2008-06-30 10:27:14 |
This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competitionorganized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian......A MBA and a BE student go on a camping trip, set up their tent ,and fell asleep.Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend and says'Look up at the sky and tell me what you see.'The MBA replies, 'I see millions of stars.'The BE asks, 'What does that tell you?'The MBA ponders for a minute.'Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxiesand potentially billions of planets.Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful andwe are small and insignificant.Meteorologically, it seems we will
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| 55 Replies when u propose a girl |
| 2008-06-30 10:26:07 |
Here are the top most reply of a girl, when you propose her...>> 1) Nahi.................???>> 2) Chiiiii.....Kitne gande soch hain tumhare.......>> 3) Maine tumhe sirf ek acche dost ki nazar se dekha hai ....>> 4) Mera pehle se ek boyfrnd hai....>> 5 ) Main in baton pe vishwas nahi karti, apne padhai pe dhyaan lagao...>> 6) tum abhi tak mujhe jaante kahan ho ?Yeh shayad infatuation hai....>> 7) Tumhara bank balance kitna hai...??>> 8) Magar last year to maine tumhe raakhi baandhi thi ..hainaa..bhaiyya..??>> 9) Mein abhi is relation ke liye mentally prepared nahi hoo....>> 10) Mein apne dady se pooch ke tumhe kaal answer karu...??>> 11) Itni si baat kehne ke liye itni der lagaa di??>> 12) Ye donon ke dil me hai na, to phir kya kehna!!>> 13) Sorry>> 14) ".......
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| Long Arms |
| 2008-06-20 05:41:29 |
Lateral Thinking Exercises....Title: Long ArmsThere is a man that lives on the top floor of a very tall building. Everyday he gets theelevator down to the ground floor to leave the building to go to work. Upon returningfrom work though, he can only travel half way up in the lift and has to walk the rest of theway! He can get the elevator up to the top floor only when it’s raining. WHY?*This is probably the best known and most celebrated of all lateral thinking puzzles. It isa true classic. Although there are many possible solutions which fit the initial conditions,only the canonical answer is truly satisfying.....SOLUTIONS:1) The man is very very short and so can only reach half way up the lift buttons!However, if it is raining then he will have his umbrella with him and so can press the
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| GETTING MARRIED |
| 2008-06-20 05:40:08 |
A young man went to his father one day to tell him that he wanted to get married.His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the girl was,and he told him that it was Samantha a girl from the neighborhood.With a sad face the old man said to his son, ''I'm sorry to say this son but I have to. The girl you want to marry is your sister, but please don't tell your mother.''The young man again brought 3 more names to his father but ended up frustrated cause the response was still the same.So he decides to go to his mother. ''Mom I want to get married but allthe girls that I love,dad said they are my sisters and I mustn't tell you.''His mother smiling said to him,''Don't worry my son,you can marry any of those girls. You're not his son
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| Funny office auto replies |
| 2008-06-19 12:02:55 |
The Best "Out-Of-Office" E-Mail Auto-Replies: 1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position .2: I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all. 4: Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management 5: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.6: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words ...
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| Excellent feature in Notepad |
| 2008-06-19 12:01:48 |
Excellent feature in Notepad There is a simple feature in Notepad that can make it work like a personal diary for you. Here is how to go about it: 1. Firstly open a blank Notepad file. 2. Now write .LOG as the first line in the file, and then press enter. Now save the file and close it.3. Open the notepad file now and you will find that the current date and time has been appended (put) at the end and the cursor is in the next line.4. Type your notes and then save and close the file.5. Each time you open the file, Notepad repeats the process that is it appends the date and time to the end of the file and places the cursor below it.This way you can keep track of all your entries, you can easily maintain what you wrote when. This can work
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| 6 answers you wanted! Careful! |
| 2008-06-19 11:56:07 |
THE 6 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR: Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for 'suck here'. Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.' Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch... Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT? A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
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| Windows 2008 -( Janala 2008) |
| 2008-06-19 11:49:12 |
You should be aware that Mr. Bill Gates is thinking about Windows2008 in Bengali, specially designed for Bangladeshis. Windows 2008 - ( Janala Dui hajar aat) is supposed to have a special Bangla edition plug-in ......examples given below: Bacha = SaveEi bhabe Bacha = Save asHoggol re bacha = Save AllAmare bacha! = HelpKhoj = FindAbar khoj = Find AgainNora = MoveDakbaksho = MailDakpeon-ala = MailerKachh thaikka dekh = ZoomDur thaikka dekh = Zoom OutKhol = OpenBondho Kor = CloseNotun = NewBuira khatash = OldBodli kor = ReplaceBhaag shala = RunChaapa maar = PrintDeikha Chaap = Print PreviewNokol kor = CopyKaat = CutBhitorey dhooka = InsertAtha Maar = PasteEspecial Atha maar = Paste SpecialMaar shala re = DeleteEktu Nojor = ViewK...
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| how lucky r u?!! |
| 2008-06-17 04:15:56 |
Here is the answer..go to the below link and u will get to know about ur future....http://www.showluck.com/mind.php?id=564741If you like this post, please add your comments and share it within your friend circle.
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| laffs |
| 2008-06-17 01:04:54 |
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priestbeside her, 'Father, may I ask a favour?''Of course. What may I do for you?''Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for mymother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits,and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry itthrough Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?''I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.''With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?''From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.'The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you havet...
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| Funniest story - with good moral |
| 2008-06-17 01:03:34 |
Here was a boy in high school we will call Joey. One day Joey leanedover to the girl sitting next to him in class and whispered, "Redroses."The shocked girl stood up, slapped Joey in the face and went crying tothe teacher. The teacher called Joey to the desk and asked what he hadsaid.Red roses" was Joey's reply, at which the teacher screamed and sentpoor Joey to the principal's office.As Joey waited in the lobby to be called in, he pondered what washappening to him. His thoughts where cut short by the sound of thesecretary saying he could go in. Joey walked into the office and wastold to take a seat, which he did.After telling the story of how he had been wrongly accused and how heknew there was some mistake, the principal smiled and asked, "OK,Joey, I unde...
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| Honey..!! The ultimate one..!! |
| 2008-06-13 01:36:11 |
An elderly gent was invited to an old friend's home for dinner oneevening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every requestto his wife with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling,Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 yearsand clearly, they were still very much in love.While the wife was inthe kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his host, 'I think it'swonderful that, after all these years, you still call your wife thoseloving pet names' The old man hung his head. 'I have to tell you thetruth,' he said, 'Her name slipped my mind about 10 years ago and I'mscared to death to ask her what it is!'
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| Atlast an Alien found on Mars |
| 2008-06-05 23:21:37 |
If you look closely at this image, you should be able to see what I see. It looks like a four legged animal somewhat camouflaged into the mars scenery. I’m almost certain that my eyes are not fooling me on this one, I see a four legged, maybe furry? animal standing right above the ledge of the small hill. You can also see tracks from the rover, and it looks like it must have passed right by the animal. So the creature/creatures (If there’s one then there must be more) seem to be very good at blending in with their surroundings. I’m sure this will be mainstream news as soon as people catch on to the photo.So, click on the image to the left to see the creature for yourself. Of course my words aren’t going to influence you more than what you can see wit
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| Microsoft Word Shortcuts. Very useful Part 3 |
| 2008-06-05 22:00:52 |
For Part 1 & Part 2 click here: Part 1 Part 251 Alt + PageDn (to select to end of column, use Alt + Shift + PgDn) EndOfColumn Moves to the last cell in the current table column 52 Ctrl+Shift+End EndOfDocExtend Extends the selection to the end of the last line of the document 53 Ctrl+End EndOfDocument Moves the insertion point to the end of the last line of the document 54 End EndOfLine Moves the insertion point to the end of the current line 55 Shift+End EndOfLineExtend Extends the selection to the end of the current line 56 Alt+End EndOfRow Moves to the last cell in the current row 57 Alt + Ctrl + PgDn EndOfWindow Moves the insertion point to the end of the last visible line on the screen 58 Shift + Alt + Ctrl + PgDn EndOfWindowExtend Extends the selection to the end of the last v...
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| Chilling story |
| 2008-06-05 03:41:55 |
Chilling Real story!!!This happened about a month ago near Lonavala. A guy was driving from Mumbai to Pune and decided not to take the new expressway as he wanted to See the scenery. The inevitable happens and when he reached the ghats his Car breaks down - he's stranded miles from nowhere. Having no choice he Started walking on the side of the road, hoping to get a lift to theNearest town. It was dark. And pretty soon he got wet andShivering. The night rolled on and no car passed by. Suddenly he saw a carcoming towards him. It slowed and then stops next tohim - without thinking the guy opend the door and jumps in. Seated in theback, he leand forward to thank the person who had saved him.he realizes there is nobody behind the wheel!!! Even though there...
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| Microsoft Word Shortcuts. Very useful Part 2 |
| 2008-06-05 03:38:19 |
Here is the Microsoft Word Shortcuts. Very useful guide part 2. For part 1 click here.26 Ctrl+W, Ctrl+F4 DocClose Prompts to save the document and then closes the active window. (But doesn't intercept the menu command) 27 Ctrl + F10 DocMaximize Enlarges the active window to full size 28 Ctrl + F7 DocMove Changes the position of the active window 29 Ctrl + F5 DocRestore Restores the window to normal size 30 Ctrl + F8 DocSize Changes the size of the active window 31 Alt + Ctrl + S DocSplit Splits the active window horizontally and then adjusts the split 32 Alt + Shift + F9 DoFieldClick Executes the action associated with macrobutton fields 33 Ctrl + Shift + D DoubleUnderline Double underlines the selection (toggle) 34...
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| Inspiring Thoughts |
| 2008-06-04 06:57:37 |
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