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| Rant rant.. grumble grumble |
| 2008-09-22 08:05:47 |
Ok I just need to go off for a second. Why is the government bailing out these business? Most of them have corrupt ceo's just look at aig for example.
Why not bail out the consumers the family...
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| Oops.. Cops have no sense of humor |
| 2008-09-20 06:17:23 |
When playing a practical joke, it’s not a good idea to douse your shirt with ketchup, pretend to be shot and have a fleet of police officers rush to your aid.
Brandon Garced, 19, is now facing...
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| Makin Stinkies |
| 2008-09-20 02:59:01 |
A 3-year-old tells all from his mother’s restroom stall
By Shannon Popkin
My little guy, Cade, is quite a talker. He loves to communicate and does it quite well. He talks to people constantly,...
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| How much of a pirate are you? |
| 2008-09-19 08:10:39 |
You Are 50% Pirate
Garrrr, yer a true pirate down to yer bones.
Yer an originial sea dog, an' ye certainly have earned yer sea legs.
No one be goin' to accuse ye o' bein' a landlubber.
Ye got...
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| How I like my coffee |
| 2008-09-19 07:45:20 |
10. Hot
9. Hair-free
8. Non-crunchy
7. One barrel at a time
6. Doughnut-enabled
5. So caffeinated it jumps out of the cup and slaps me
4. Sucked straight out of the filter
3. Intravenously
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| Free gas voucher |
| 2008-09-17 14:20:28 |
My friend Jonco passes along this free gas voucher redeemable only at Chevron gas stations. I’m not sure how he came upon this…. and it can only be used one time per vehicle for a purchase up to $40...
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| Whats Sexy about your name.. |
| 2008-09-17 08:12:28 |
What's Sexy About Your Name
You are sexy because you are always up for a fun fling.
You're sexually open and assertive. You know what you want, and you're going to get it.
You are a very...
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| McCain and Obama get a haircut |
| 2008-09-17 07:32:53 |
John McCain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barbershop.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a...
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| How long can you survive? |
| 2008-09-16 13:45:26 |
I could survive for 35 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor
Created by Bunk Beds Pedia
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| Two teens.. |
| 2008-09-16 08:01:20 |
The two teenagers were arrested for public intoxication and possession of marijuana when they were found smoking a joint while sitting on the edge of the fountain in the town square. The arresting...
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| Thanks.. 2 more awards |
| 2008-09-16 07:35:35 |
Wanna Smile awarded the brilliant blog award.
>Debbie does drivel Sent the artey Pico award..
Thanks, I like awards!
Now the rules says I have to pass them on.. But have no ideal who to send...
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| Weather Warning |
| 2008-09-16 07:16:40 |
When you walk out the door in the morning and see this in the sky:
Just go back in the house, pour yourself a cup of coffee with a shot,
and stay there. It probably isn't going to be a good...
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| MY crappy weekend- rant rant grumble |
| 2008-09-15 06:52:19 |
Ok I had the most horrible weekend ever, I dont even know where to start, we had the main line connecting your pipe to the city water burst, sending over 34000 gallons flooding out. the dryer caught...
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| Dumb Laws |
| 2008-09-13 08:13:01 |
Dumb Laws Of The Day
50 dumb laws, one for each state. From Harmony and Dumblaws.com.
ALABAMA
Incestuous marriages are legal.
ALASKA
It is illegal to wake a sleeping bear so that you can take its...
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| Lost Churches |
| 2008-09-12 07:54:01 |
One of the local television stations in South Louisiana aired an interview with a woman from New Orleans.
The interviewee was asked if the complete devastation of the churches in the area had...
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| Conversations on the way to school.. |
| 2008-09-11 07:32:24 |
Me: Wow Look at the gas prices they are still so high
Diva: well the news said it should be up to $9 a gallon soon. What I watch the news..
Me: Well then we arent going to be going anywhere when...
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| Hell Yeah!! |
| 2008-09-10 11:53:51 |
Got this in my email.. "You have been given an award, BY ME!!!" http://emailrubbish.blogspot.com/2008/09/heel-yeah-baby-award-goes-to.html
Tommy over at email rubbish sent the Hell Yeah award to me....
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| I want to be castrated |
| 2008-09-10 07:35:22 |
"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated."
"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.
"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve....
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| Dating Vs Married |
| 2008-09-10 07:28:44 |
Farting is never an issue -------------------- You make sure there’s nothing flammable near your husband at all times.
He takes you out to have a good time ------------------------- He brings home a...
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| We got your funny |
| 2008-09-09 15:55:53 |
Hey I need some groupies!!!
come join me at!!
Have you been there yet?
Check it out... If you have a humor blog submit your blog.. if you like reading them sign up, but metion I refered...
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| Things not to put on a resume |
| 2008-09-06 07:36:01 |
These are some (allegedly) real-life examples of what NOT to put on a resume.
"Disposed of $2.5 billion in assets."
"Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store."
"My...
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| Name your wang |
| 2008-09-05 09:37:29 |
This is the first and only certified site to register and receive a "Certificate of Authenticity" of ownership of your wang name.
What is a wang? It is your private part your mom calls your special...
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| Cool.. Make your own Halloween Decorations |
| 2008-09-05 07:53:04 |
Who needs off-the-shelf seasonal Halloween decorations when you can make your own in an afternoon for a fraction of the price and get ten times the quality - not to mention something wholly unique?
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| Who should you vote for? |
| 2008-09-02 12:34:24 |
Your Issue Profile: 32% Obama, 68% McCain
When it gets down to it, you tend to best match John McCain.
But he's not the perfect candidate for you, and you may not be sold on him yet.
Obama...
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| The Oops Award |
| 2008-09-01 08:26:01 |
The Oops award is giving to humor blog, for spreading the funny. I would like to give the Oops award to the following:
WannaSmile
I like Mike
Jail Bird Commissary
Fl 5708
Woosk
The rules are...
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| Quiz |
| 2008-08-30 15:41:01 |
That's equivalent to the number of germs on 270 toilet seats.
1,348,200How Many Germs Live On Your Keyboard?
Created by OnePlusYou - Online Dating Service
Gross!!! what about you
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| Little Johnny and Obama |
| 2008-08-28 11:31:17 |
Little Johnny & Obama
Presidential candidate, Barack Obama was visiting a primary school
and he
visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to
words and...
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| Wow.. Photos from Pearl Harbor |
| 2008-08-27 03:33:01 |
Wow this is amazing to me. When I lived in Hawaii, I used to jog past Pearl Harbor, and ate lunch at Hickam Afb.. Where some of the photos are taken.. ITs weird you know it happened when you are...
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| Woo-Hoo I won a quickie!! |
| 2008-08-26 11:50:24 |
Wow maybe my luck is finally changing.. I won this cool shirt from
Henson's Hell.
He had a contest to celecrate his You Tube videos.. check it out if you can. From what I hear the village people...
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| For Davezilla |
| 2008-08-26 08:22:54 |
Hey Dave. Hope you are feeling better. This picture is just for you..
Check out his blog here
Davezilla
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| the Doctor |
| 2008-08-25 07:34:59 |
A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female pelvic exams. To cover his embarrassment he had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle-aged...
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| Conversations on the way to school |
| 2008-08-25 06:03:01 |
Its back!!
On he drive today, Flowergirl Looks and asks why do parents celebrate when kids go back to school.
Me: Cuz its a good thing
Flowergirl: will you be celebrating?
Me: Yup I'll be dancing...
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| Why Men shouldn't shop.. |
| 2008-08-24 06:46:01 |
Dear Mrs. Samsel,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our...
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| Goats |
| 2008-08-24 04:42:20 |
I used to sale these at Spencer's (many years ago) and its funny with how many I sold, not one was for the person who bought it..
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| What do you think.. |
| 2008-08-23 07:38:07 |
Did he do this to himself? To me it looks like more of he passed out first at a party..
Photo via
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| Meet Tiny and Naughty |
| 2008-08-23 07:31:53 |
South African man keeps his car safe by placing two pythons on his dashboard
Forget immobilizers, trackers and alarms – this is car security South African style.
A car owner in Durban has found a...
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| for the Ladies.. men facts |
| 2008-08-23 06:49:59 |
Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
If you buy your husband or...
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| New movie |
| 2008-08-22 07:04:55 |
Britney Spears will play a lesbian stripper killer in Quentin Tarantino’s new movie.
There will be nudity in the film. Britney says she is comfortable wearing clothes if it is essential to the...
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| Wow. thanks everyone.. |
| 2008-08-22 06:41:32 |
I like getting awards. This one is from The cafe at the end of the universe
I make her smile.
This is from Live Life, he likes to read my blog.. cool..
Thanks, I really do appreciate it.....
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