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| Sunshine Empire Uncovering Scam |
| 2009-10-08 21:20:37 |
The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make them think they will receive a bunch of money, but in reality they never see any of it.The most popular of these scams is called Social Security....
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| Sunshine Empire Chinese to English Jokes |
| 2008-10-14 01:12:59 |
Qn: Why is fish cunning ? Ans: cos yu pian mi fen 鱼片米粉 (fish lie to bee hoon 鱼骗米粉)------------Qn: What animal falls down the most?Ans: Fox, cos they jiao hua 狡猾(cunning 脚滑)------------Qn: Xiao ming drinks milk to grow up, Da ming drinks what?Ans: Da ming drink wine, cos Jiu Yang Da Ming 久仰大名 ------------ Qn: Which chinese host does not have centre parting?Ans: wu zong xian 吴宗宪(no centre line 无中线) ------------ Qn: Why Zhou Jie Lun Cross the Street Kana fine by police?Ans: Cos Jay Walking------------ Qn:Which emperor (huang di) is blind??Ans: Kang xi 康熙(Can't see)------------Qn: How does a fish laugh?Ans: HE HE HE------------Qn: How does a prawn laugh?Ans: HEI HEI HEI!------------ Qn: Which animal should you look for if you're unable t...
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| Sunshine Empire Ahmad & 2 Assholes |
| 2008-10-13 00:34:05 |
Ahmad died in a fire and his body was so badly burnt that the morgue needed someone to identify the body. They called up his two best friends, Ah Beng and Muthu.Ah Beng went in first and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Ah Beng said,"Wah, he's very barbecued like 'char siu'. Please roll him over, and I will tell you whether if he's my friend Ahmad or not."The mortician rolled the body over and Ah Beng looked at his ass and immediately said, "No-lah, that isn't Ahmad."The mortician was puzzled but didn't say anything.He then went and got Muthu to inspect the body.Muthu looked closely and said,"Yes, it is true he's burnt very badly, but roll him over and I'll see if he's my friend Ahmad."Again the mortician rolled the body over and Muthu looked down at the ass and said, "Oh t...
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| Sunshine Empire Romance Mathematics |
| 2008-10-08 22:36:12 |
ROMANCE MATHEMATICSSmart man + smart woman = romanceSmart man + dumb woman = affairDumb man + smart woman = marriageDumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy______________________________OFFICE ARITHMETICSmart boss + smart employee = profitSmart boss + dumb employee = productionDumb boss + smart employee = promotionDumb boss + dumb employee = overtime_____________________________SHOPPING MATHA man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need._____________________________GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICSA woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can find such a man.______________...
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| Sunshine Empire Meeting St. Peter |
| 2008-09-28 10:55:12 |
Three blonde friends died together in a car wreck. They found themselves standing in front of the pearly gates with St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter heaven, they had to tell him what Easter was about. The first blonde said, "Easter is a big holiday where we give thanks, have a big feast and eat turkey." "Nooooo," said St. ...
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| Sunshine Empire Smart Investing |
| 2008-09-26 02:01:06 |
If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00. With Wor...
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| Sunshine Empire Relaxing |
| 2008-08-30 22:26:25 |
One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America . A lady came asked him, 'Are you relaxing?' Singh answered, ' No, I am Banta Singh.'Another guy came and asked him the same question. Singh answered, 'No No Me Banta Singh!'Third one came and asked him the same question again. Singh was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.While walking he saw another Singh soaking in the sun. He went up to him and asked, 'Are you Relaxing?' The other Singh was a lot more educated and answered, 'Yes, I am relaxing.'The Singh slapped him on his face and said, Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and you are sitting over here!'...
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| Sunshine Empire Bankrupt |
| 2008-08-27 04:15:51 |
A young college co-ed came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!""I did? What did I tell you?" said the dad."You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble.""What are you talking about? That's one of the largest banks in the state," he said. "there must be some mistake.""I don't think so," she sniffed. "They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, 'Insufficient Funds'."...
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| Sunshine Empire Get Rich Quick |
| 2008-08-21 00:39:38 |
A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So, she proceeded to find herself a rich 73 year old man, planning to screw him to death on their wedding night.The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of...
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| Sunshine Empire Casino |
| 2008-08-19 12:36:29 |
One day, at a casino buffet, a man suddenly called out, "My son's choking! He swallowed a quarter! Help! Please, anyone! Help!" A man from a nearby table stood up and announc...
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