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| McCafferty's Pub |
| McCafferty's Pub - a collection of video humor, jokes, funny stories, photos and anecdotes with sections devoted to redneck humor, grandchildren humor, humorous videos, barroom humor, clean men's room humor and a lot more. |
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| Funny Japanese Massage Chair and Human Washing Machine - Video |
| 2008-05-06 16:24:00 |
Those creative Japanese are at it again. Some of the best and cleverest videos right now are coming from Japan. Whether they come from game shows that are trying to conjure up something new or just common folk putting their brains together, the results are often very funny and some are just astounding.
Our first video is the remarkably clever and very funny Japanese Ghengis Khan Massage Chair....
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| Redneck Mark Spitz, Redneck Construction Work, Redneck Tow Truck - Video |
| 2008-05-03 13:53:00 |
Ever see those signs on elevators that tell you the elevator car has a ten person or 1600 pound limit? Since when does the average adult weigh 160 pounds? Not in my neighborhood, he doesn’t, and that includes the women. We are in a super size world but the manufacturers don’t seem to recognize that.
Well, in this first video, our Mark Spitz wanna be is not made for this pool. He is a super size...
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| What's More Redneck Than a Redneck Trailer Home? |
| 2008-04-27 10:59:00 |
What makes a Redneck house a home? The soft warm touches that you apply to your home are what differentiate your home from all of those other more mundane houses, of course. Those changes are how you make your house your home.
Having said that, the following houses should in no way be labeled mundane, but we do encourage labeling them as Redneck because the touches added by the owners are the...
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| More and More Blonde Jokes and Videos |
| 2008-04-11 19:51:00 |
Today we have yet more and more blonde jokes, along with some very clever blonde videos.
An attractive blonde was on her first date with a new gentleman friend whom she thought just might be Mr. Right. They were dining in an elegant first-class restaurant, and she especially wanted to make a good first impression.
But, suddenly, her onion soup got the best of her. Just as their waiter began...
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| That Man Ain't No Marlon Brando - Beware the Penguins! |
| 2008-04-07 16:32:00 |
Friends, I am here today to warn you of an impending disaster that is of such a perilous nature that no similar calamity has ever before seen the light of day. I am talking about a man-made catastrophe so dire and so dastardly that I shudder even to think of the pernicious consequences should this misdeed ever come to pass.
Folks, if you please, cast your gaze upon the first photograph in today...
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| Redneck Gas Passing Contest |
| 2008-03-31 18:35:00 |
Here we have a bunch of redneck folks going about their business in a rather fancy public restroom. It is clear that no one planned for the redneck moment that occurred, but they all readily joined in once that moment began.
None of the characters in our little drama display any outward signs of a redneck appearance; in fact, they all appear rather prosperous. But redneck is a mind set not a...
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| A Raft of Irish Drinking Stories, Blessings and Proverbs |
| 2008-03-30 14:07:00 |
It is our pleasure to present a raft of Irish drinking stories, Irish Blessings and Irish Proverbs. One of the special enjoyments of indulging in these Irish treasures is the absence of any hangover the morning after.
Doctor O’Dwyer, an Irish psychiatrist working at a New York mental asylum, planned to take some of his more well-adjusted patients to a New York Yankees baseball game. So, for a...
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| Even More of the Funniest Elliot Spitzer Jokes - Videos - Cartoons |
| 2008-03-18 19:52:00 |
Yet even more of the best of the Elliot Spitzer jokes. In case you hide your head in the sand, Elliot Spitzer was the governor of New York until the FBI recently caught him in a prostitution sting operation.
Because there are so many good jokes to choose from, we are adding an unprecedented third post in a row on the foibles of one Elliot Spitzer, that lucky guy.
This from Jay Leno:
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| More of the Funniest Elliot Spitzer Jokes - Videos - Cartoons |
| 2008-03-17 17:59:00 |
It's more of the best of the Elliot Spitzer jokes. In case you live on Jupiter, Elliot Spitzer was the governor of New York until he was recently caught in an FBI prostitution sting.
Our only problem is that there are so many good jokes to choose from. We consider that a challenge, so here are a few more Elliot Spitzer gems.
Aah! The Pretty Woman! A less than classic tale of a prostitute and a...
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| The Funniest Elliot Spitzer Jokes - Videos - Cartoons - Funny Photos |
| 2008-03-15 14:40:00 |
New York's former governor, Elliot Spitzer, is the butt of countless new jokes. Here are a few of the better ones:
Jay Leno:
"Eliot Spitzer admitted publicly that he was involved in a prostitution ring, which means Hillary Clinton is now only the second angriest wife in the state of New York."
Speaking of angry wives, how about the body language on Silda Spitzer, the ex-governor's wife of the...
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| Redneck Taxicab, Redneck Ferrari, Redneck Car Wash and Redneck Power Windows |
| 2008-03-09 17:01:00 |
The New York City taxicab drivers must have negotiated a very lucrative contract after their strike last year because it is not often that you see a Ferrari being employed as a gypsy cab.
The real issue in the strike was GPS tracking of the taxicabs, but money is always a factor in any contract negotiations. However, any cabbie would have to drive a whole lot of hours each week no matter what...
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| A Bevy of Irish Drinking Stories, Blessings and Proverbs |
| 2008-02-26 17:04:00 |
It is time for another blend of Irish drinking stories, Irish blessings and Irish proverbs. I believe that we have a few here that may just warm the cockles of your heart.
Let us begin with a St. Paddy's Day toast:
Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one!
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May you die in bed at ninety-five years,...
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| Memorable Blonde Jokes and Video |
| 2008-02-17 16:13:00 |
It is a special blonde celebration day here at McCafferty's Pub. If you are blonde it is happy hour all day long for you. To honor the blondes and the joy they add to our world here at McCafferty's, the patrons have come up with a few more blonde jokes, stories and videos.
If you are blonde yourself, there is a possibility that you may need someone to explain the jokes to you, so make sure that...
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| Alice Cooper, Richard Simmons Make it to the Super Bowl |
| 2008-02-10 18:32:00 |
These are two more Bowl">Super Bowl ads that received a 96% favorable rating from the viewing audience, which made them two of the more popular ads shown during the big game. The first ad shows a business using carrier pigeons instead of FedEx to ship merchandise and is quite clever and very funny.
The second ad shows Alice Cooper and Richard Simmons, not a very likely combination, in a Bridgestone...
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| More Funny Super Bowl Ads with Justin Timberlake and Naomi Campbell |
| 2008-02-07 18:27:00 |
Pepsi came up with two terrific Bowl">Super Bowl ads that are both clever and funny, although recommending the product they are touting in the first ad would be a challenge. The ad is pushing Diet Pepsi Max, which includes ginseng extract and an increased amount of caffeine, all of which is designed to keep you awake.
Basically they are selling uppers, which is not illegal, but is it ethical for Pepsi...
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| Bud Light Fire Breather and Hank the Clydesdale |
| 2008-02-05 20:32:00 |
Some of the Super Bowl ads were awesome this year. Here is one of my favorites: the Bud Light fire breathing ad.
And of course what was possibly the most popular Super Bowl ad, Hank the Clydesdale....
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| Proof Irish Hate Englishmen, Shocking Antarctic Weather and the Cat that Loves a Spanking |
| 2008-01-28 18:24:00 |
Many of the Irish really do hate the English, and this video is living proof. The pilot is Irish and the journalist is English, from the BBC.
The language is a little raw, so you have been warned.
More Irish Humor
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Reading about how cold it gets in Antarctica does not do justice to the way conditions really are way down south. So, here is an up-close look at Antarctic...
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| Redneck TV Commercial |
| 2008-01-21 20:01:00 |
What might a TV commercial look like if Joe Bob redneck were put in charge of filming it? Well, we found a few television commercials that just had to be filmed by good old Joe Bob, and we just so happen to have a few of them here for your viewing pleasure. Sit back and prepare to laugh.
Coloreria is a laundry detergent brand in Italy. Apparently their slogan is "colored is better." If you...
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| Irish Drinking Stories, Proverbs and Blessings Once Again |
| 2008-01-19 12:29:00 |
It is time for more Irish drinking stories, Irish blessings and Irish proverbs. Here are my latest:
Ballerina
A large obnoxious woman, wearing a sleeveless dress, walks into McCafferty‘s Pub and eyes the patrons drinking at the bar. Raising her right arm and revealing a huge, hairy armpit, she points to all the people sitting on bar stools and asks, “What man here will buy a lady a drink?”...
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| Redneck Transportation |
| 2008-01-14 18:11:00 |
As potholes go, this is one heavy-duty redneck hole in the ground. You will not likely find many other potholes that will challenge your driving skills as much as this one will.
Hopefully the parking lot folks didn't charge our victim much to park in this spot because that would be rubbing salt into the wound. This redneck is going to need something even better than 4-wheel drive to escape from...
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| Even More Blonde Jokes and Videos |
| 2008-01-08 11:31:00 |
Blonde jokes can be very funny. Here are a few more:
Elisha, a gorgeous blonde, received a new cell phone from her husband as a birthday gift. She had never owned a cell phone before.
The following day, while she was shopping at Target, her phone rang, and she answered it.
It was her husband, who said, “How do you like the new cell phone?”
Elisha replied, “It’s great, but how did you know I...
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| Funniest Photos of 2007 |
| 2008-01-05 14:44:00 |
Here are links to some of my favorite photos from 2007. Most are funny photos, but a couple simply struck me as unique:
Redneck Penguins - People are not alone in embracing the redneck lifestyle. These two penguins rank right up there with their human counterparts. It may not seem like this is a photo, but it is animation, which is a series of images or photos, and that is why it is included...
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| Redneck Graffiti 2008 |
| 2008-01-03 18:20:00 |
We have neglected our redneck graffiti for awhile, so it is time for another installment. Here are a few choice ones.
You have to admire Bubba's frugality. That guy sure knows how to save a buck. Think I'll git him to help me "shop" for some new tires for my car.
That was sure some quick thinking on Billy Bob's part. That must have been a bad fire because I have heard that manure burns...
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| Our Funniest Videos of 2007 |
| 2008-01-01 11:53:00 |
Here are links to some of my favorite videos from 2007. Regardless of your taste, there is not a loser in the bunch:
Bathroom Break - by Jamie Kennedy, who is often an incredibly funny comedian. This video is one of the very best.
Sneak Thief Caught in the Act - A remarkably resourceful and clever gull actually figured out how to steal food from a convenience store.
Greatest...
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| Blonde Video Humor: Those Blondes Are at it Again |
| 2007-12-29 12:54:00 |
We have three blonde jokes today in the form of three videos. It should be noted that no blondes were harmed or severely injured during the making of these videos, even the blonde waitress. However, the blonde in the first video was severely embarrassed.
Our first video is at the Miss Universe pageant. Imagine: you have been through so many beauty pageants that you feel like an old hand at it...
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| Redneck Ambulance Crews |
| 2007-12-21 00:37:00 |
This first video should never happen, but it did. The incident took place in Ankara, Turkey, and the ambulance crew blamed the ambulance doors for not operating properly.
The second video is absolutely shocking. How anyone could perform that way on a job where someone’s life is at risk is truly unbelievable. The incident was reported in France and here is the original French account followed by...
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| Redneck Window Washers |
| 2007-12-19 01:01:00 |
Our first image portrays true dedication to keeping a neat and clean house, however, I would be scared to death if that were my mum out there on that ledge. How should one react to discovering that his mum exhibits behavior as redneck as venturing out onto narrow ledges above the hustle, bustle and din of the city anyway?
Hey Seamus, I saw your mom out on the window ledge the other day. Is she...
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| Redneck Sets Himself on Fire |
| 2007-12-12 17:33:00 |
The following video is of a redneck who actually sets himself on fire with the help of his so called “friends,” a word used loosely in this context.
When you are still at that immature age where you continue to make questionable decisions, it is probably a wise idea not to listen to your friends who are trying to convince you to set yourself on fire so they can video tape it.
If you get a phone...
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| Funny Photos - Wrong Place and Time Bloopers |
| 2007-12-10 17:34:00 |
The theme today is being in the wrong place at the wrong time, and the above feline has most definitely hit both wrongs directly on the nose. This is either one remarkably brave cat, one very stupid one, or one very unlucky one.
Our location is probably an obedience school where these pups’ ability to obey their masters’ commands regardless of the temptation to do otherwise is being tested. If...
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| Funny Dumb Blonde |
| 2007-12-08 18:13:00 |
Today we have more dumb blonde jokes:
War Strategy
President George W. Bush and Condoleezza Rice are sitting in a bar.
A customer enters the bar and asks the bartender, "Isn't that George Bush and Condi Rice sitting over there?"
The bartender replies, "Yes, sir, it sure is."
So the newcomer walks over to the pair, saying, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you two doing in here?"
Bush...
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| Alcoholic Elephants on the Rampage |
| 2007-12-06 18:46:00 |
This Sri Lankan elephant definitely appears to be ticked, as you can plainly see as he takes out his anger on this mini-bus. Sadly, elephants on the rampage like this are becoming a rather common phenomenon in Asia.
The situation plays something like this: Man encroaches on traditional pachyderm territory, so the elephants move further into the jungle to avoid contact with man. Well, you can...
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| Another Gaggle of Irish Drinking Stories, Blessings and Proverbs |
| 2007-12-01 15:49:00 |
It is time again for another gaggle of Irish drinking stories, proverbs and blessings:
Even a tin knocker will shine on a dirty door.
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Poor Paddy was found dead, lying prostrate in his own back yard. Since the weather was a bit on the warm side, the wake was held down to just two days, to insure that his mortal remains would not take a bad turn.
Finally his friends laid him in his coffin,...
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| Redneck Mercedes |
| 2007-11-29 03:36:00 |
Leave it to a redneck to degrade a classic vehicle like a Mercedes simply to enable viewing the world sideways. The driver of this sedan gets to see what might have been if he had a yen to lean towards the southpaw in him.
One usually tries not to look back where he has been simply to avoid second guessing himself. However, prudence demands that you do spend some time looking where you are going...
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| Redneck Rest Room |
| 2007-11-27 00:56:00 |
It is the redneck influence again. This is obviously not your ordinary restroom. It may be too clever to be labeled redneck, but it is definitely out of the ordinary.
It is a very clever and totally original idea for a video, although it must have cost a few dollars to set it up. To have back to back rest rooms with glass in place of the mirror alone must have cost a bit. You could only do this...
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| Another Group of Irish Drinking Stories, Proverbs and Blessings |
| 2007-11-25 13:05:00 |
Here are another group of Irish drinking stories, proverbs and blessings:
A grumpy old curmudgeon of a man enters the parish office of the Holy Rosary Catholic Church, immediately spots the office secretary and says to her, "I want to join this damn church."
“I beg your pardon, sir,” the astonished secretary replies. “I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?”
“Listen up, damn it. I...
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| Redneck Dance King |
| 2007-11-23 12:15:00 |
Imagine, if you will, a sense of freedom that permits you to shed your inhibitions and bare your inner soul letting the rest of society experience your emotions of the moment first hand. Not many of us have such freedom at any given moment. Many of us never allow that inner self to express itself…ever.
We bundle up and shelter our real thoughts and emotions from everyone else much the same as we...
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| Kids in Funny Photos |
| 2007-11-18 00:01:00 |
Now this is one talented lad.
Young man, ten years from now, the ladies will not be able to keep their hands off of you. Actually, make that six years. Kids start younger these days.
Actually, this young boy is sitting on a fountain and diverting its flow. Did the photo fool you?
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Man overboa…wait. It’s kitty overboard!
I am guessing that none of the occupants of this raft bargained...
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