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| A Frog Bog Expose- The Secret Peep Underworld |
| 2008-03-23 10:23:33 |
The Frogster reporting.
Easter. For some, a time of peace, joy, renewal. For others, merely a day off of work. Spring is arriving, the scent of flowers is in the air, the birds are chirping, and we all sit back, enjoying the moment by biting the heads off of our little chocolate bunny rabbits.
Nothing says Easter [...]...
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| The Rise of… ¡¡¡Tu Pacana Virica!!! |
| 2008-03-13 23:14:46 |
Like an open A chord strummed on an electric guitar plugged into a Marshall stack, like that first sip of coffee in the morning, like that shooshy sound you get when your toilet unclogs after fevered plunging, he emerges…
¡¡¡Tu Pacana Virica!!!
Tu Pacana Virica strikes fear in the hearts of evildoers in his green spandex outfit. [...]...
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| A Meme Post Without Using the Word “Meme” As A Bad Pun in the Title |
| 2008-03-07 08:30:14 |
Remember, you have until the next exciting edition of the Clay Pigeon humor magazine, coming Monday, March 10th, to submit an entry in THE BIG FUN SPAM COMMENT NUMBER GUESSING CONTEST FOR FUN AND PROFIT!
Rickey Henderson tagged me to do this meme. According to Rickey, I’m supposed to look up 15 of my favorite movies on IMDB, [...]...
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| THE BIG FUN SPAM COMMENT NUMBER GUESSING CONTEST FOR FUN AND PROFIT! |
| 2008-03-04 21:44:34 |
On my last post I said that I got like 500 spam comments per day. Then I put up a math verification thingy. Then I looked at the number of spam comments I got during the time the plugin was “working” and promptly removed it because I felt that the annoyance caused to my commentors was [...]...
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| They Got Me |
| 2008-03-03 23:06:47 |
After over 60 spam trackbacks and over 500 spam comments in the last 24 hours, I can’t take it any more. Trackbacks are gone and image verification has been enabled. Email me if you have any problems. Gumble, grumble.
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| A Desperate Housewife’s Best Battery-Powered Friend |
| 2008-03-03 08:53:38 |
Don’t forget to check out today’s LOOMING Recession Issue of the Clay Pigeon. It might just save your dollars.
The last time I posted about solving this housewife’s desperation, I described how Mr. Clean came along with his Magic Eraser, swept me up in his burly arms and ferried me to housewife paradise. The whole sordid tale [...]...
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| The Looming Fearless Frog Looms Over Your Devalued Dollars |
| 2008-02-29 14:55:09 |
If you haven’t checked out my interview over at Angry Seafood, do so now by clicking here. I’ll wait.
(…harmless background music…)
Good. Funny, huh? Now then. I’d like to thank my pal Kev, the genius behind mashing peanut butter between cookies, for talking The Fearless Frog out of retirement. In my inimitable fashion, I stopped posting weekly economic columns [...]...
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| There Was Merrily Fantastic Reading By Super Hero, Me! I Delighted! Seafood Like! Thank!!! |
| 2008-02-27 01:14:33 |
In case you are wondering how to properly construct a comment on my site, take a moment to study agirlTwill’s comment from yesterday, which I present below in all its unaltered glory:
“Good aftenoon !  I pleasantly amazed! Thank!!! Like! Thank you!
There was merrily! Thank you! I delighted! There was merrily! Excellent forum with fantastic references and reading…. well done indeed… [...]...
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| Pigeon Peer Pressure |
| 2008-02-25 10:45:58 |
I would like to introduce you to the brand new, sparkly, still in its original wrapper issue of the Clay Pigeon! Yeah, sure. I know that you already know about the Clay Pigeon because all of the other folks who are involved with it told you about it last week, so my Big Fat Juicy Announcement [...]...
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| Top 5 Girl Scout Cookie Flavors |
| 2008-02-23 10:51:44 |
Well, I’m back. Back with a vengeance. AAARRRGGHH!Â
No, I’m not really back with a vengeance. But I am back with some Girl Scout Cookies.  Yes, as those of you who have a Girl Scout in your life know, it’s that time of year.Â
Instead of going into the gory details of my most enjoyable time off, I [...]...
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| Shoosh, Whoosh, and the Big Secret Revealed |
| 2008-02-16 10:59:41 |
I’m outta here for a week. My lovely wife has some vacation time and we’re gonna go to the Poconos.
I hope that this is only goodbye for a week, and not forever, because there is a chance that the old frogster might wind up on a pair of skis. This is good, because skiing is [...]...
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| Navigating the Manhattan Serengeti |
| 2008-02-13 17:40:23 |
I like to safari. I have safaried many times in many locations, including Hoboken, NJ, Oakland, CA and Gary, Indiana. But nothing comes close to experiencing the reality of the asphalt jungle like taking a deep breath of that Big Apple air and having someone beep their horn and tell you to get the f*** out of the [...]...
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| Our Big Trip Part 14- Maryland and Washington, D.C. |
| 2008-02-07 12:37:29 |
Every now and then, I import one of these “Our Big Trip” posts over from the site we used as our traveling diary while we were on Our Big Trip. Today is a now and then day.
The background info about Our Big Trip is here.
Sunday, October 19:
Beth went to Ellicott City, and I got on my [...]...
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| The Humor-Blogs NFL Postseason Pickfest, Part, Ah, Deux Plus Deux |
| 2008-02-01 09:01:41 |
All right folks, here we go. With the excitement at a fever pitch in expectation of the big picks from the humor-blogs community, it’s time we cut the crap, got down to brass tacks and talked turkey.
For those of you who figured I was a shoe-in to win this thing (which was, of course, everyone), [...]...
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| January 30th, the Most Wonderful Day of the Year |
| 2008-01-30 08:05:18 |
It was a few January 30ths ago, in a little hospital in Trenton, NJ, that my life changed. I didn’t know it changed at the time, because I had six more weeks to incubate. Anyway, on this day, my lovely wife was born.
I know that it’s funny for married people to joke about how terrible married life is, but [...]...
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| Yet Another Celebrity Guest Blogger |
| 2008-01-28 10:49:04 |
Our special celebrity guest blogger today is writing from an uncharted desert isle.
“Three years. It’s been three years. I can’t believe it. It was only supposed to be a three hour tour.
A three hour tour.
Who found the tree sap for the pancake syrup? Me. Who saved everyone from the WWII vet who didn’t know the [...]...
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| Avatars Made of Boogies Melt Into the Sea… Eventually |
| 2008-01-25 13:18:49 |
YOU: “Dude, like when are you going to update your blog?”
ME: “IDK.”
YOU: “Plus, I posted a really funny post I think you would love but you haven’t visited my blog!”
ME: “IK.”
YOU: “And I heard you have some pictures and you’re gonna put up some picture posts and they’re gonna be great! When is that gonna [...]...
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| A Celebrity Guest Blogger, We Have Today |
| 2008-01-21 09:58:52 |
From a planet in the Dagobah System, a special celebrity guest blogger:
“Old am I, and troubles my arthritis does the humidity here. And believe the size of the bugs you would not. Take off with an R2 unit could they. Strong with me the force is, though ten Death Stars would you need to this [...]...
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| The Humor-Blogs NFL Postseason Pickfest, Part, Um, Deux Plus One |
| 2008-01-18 09:02:24 |
Dear Howie Long (ex-NFL player and current CBS football analyst),
Your manliness impresses me most impressively. Your rugged good looks and muscular frame make you a natural for television commercials, I am quite sure. But please, Howie, please, just take a peek in a dictionary the next time you try to use a 75 cent word. The Giants did not [...]...
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| Being, Nothingness and The Band Meme |
| 2008-01-16 07:49:56 |
Kuanyin left on comment on my last post asking if I did memes and tagging me if I did. My response was to shout at my monitor, curl up in a fetal position, suck my thumb for 30 minutes then throw my computer out the window. After I went out and bought a replacement computer, [...]...
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| Out-Seducing Carmen Electra’s Seductive Seduction Suggestions |
| 2008-01-14 09:55:25 |
Since The Fearless Frog (my financial alias) retired a week or so ago, I have been racking my brain trying to figure out how to once again serve the online community with generosity and fervor. I scoured the human psyche for that void, that need, that desire we all share. Then, while I was in line at the [...]...
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| The Humor-Blogs NFL Postseason Pickfest, Part Deux |
| 2008-01-10 20:17:20 |
After a glorious first week in the annual Humor-Blogs NFL Postseason Pickfest I am in second place. Oh sure, some of you Naysaying Neds or Moping Myrnas might say, “Dude. There are only two people participating.” (The other one is Chris (AKA Tuna) from Angry Seafood). But I am a half-full kind of guy. Like in the [...]...
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| Claritin-D, For All Your Drug Manufacturing Needs |
| 2008-01-07 11:07:59 |
I was feeling a bit ill this weekend, so I spent most of it on the couch watching the football games. Yes, it appears that after a blistering regular season I have run into a bit of a Schottenheimer Syndrome in dropping two out of my first four playoff picks. But we shall address that [...]...
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| Frogster on Sports (Because “Frogster on Tuna” Would Give You the Wrong Idea) |
| 2008-01-04 21:44:48 |
Chris (AKA Tuna) from Angry Seafood and I have been talking about the NFL playoffs, because, well, who hasn’t? He asked if I would like to do a cross-post sort of thing where we go head to head. I said okay but two days ago I discovered a serious computer problem (Sony’s evil, subversive and illegal copy [...]...
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| Mission Accomplished, Or The Fearless Frog Rides Into The Sunset With A Full Savings Account |
| 2008-01-02 21:58:42 |
Don’t try this at home, folks- I’m an expert. My final tally for ESPN’s “Pigskin’ Pick’em” (their weekly NFL choose the winner game)- 179 correct picks. The final season tally for ESPN’s “Expert” NFL Analysts:
Seth Wickersham- 18 less than me.
Sean Salisbury- 18 less than me.
Mike Golic- 30 less than me.
Ron Jaworski- 13 less than me.
Merril Hoge- 12 less [...]...
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| The Frogster’s Predictions for 2008 |
| 2007-12-31 17:31:27 |
Remember, you read it here first.
1. The metric system will finally catch on in The United States. I have a good feeling about this one.
2. Lexus will come out with a car that not only parks itself, but also blows raspberries at Hyundais.
3. The Who will embark on their seventeenth “Farewell Tour.”
4. National Fruitcake Day [...]...
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| The Fruitcake Meerkat Comes Tonight! |
| 2007-12-28 08:52:25 |
If you think that after four posts in a row about fruitcake here at The Frog Bog we would give it a rest and think of something else to post about, you’d best think again. With National Fruit Cake Day less than 24 hours away, now is when we fruitcake lovers of the world need [...]...
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| Happy Holidays From Me, Santa and The Fruitcake Meerkat |
| 2007-12-23 20:11:19 |
I’m fixing to take a few days off to enjoy some time (and, obviously, some fruitcake) with the family. In the meantime, I leave you with this picture that conveys the real meaning of the holiday season- forced photos, crass commercialism and sheer, unadulterated terror. I believe this picture was taken in 1973.
Happy Holidays. [...]...
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| Big Holiday Fruitcake Mania Ultra Mega Super Post! |
| 2007-12-21 09:40:01 |
Take it away, Fruitcakettes!
“Ready? Ohhh-Kay!
What’s that sittin’ on my fridge? FRUITCAKE! FRUITCAKE!
Don’t Bogart it, give me a smidge! FRUITCAKE! FRUITCAKE!
From frozen north to sweaty south! FRUITCAKE! FRUITCAKE!
It’s like a party in your mouth! FRUITCAKE! FRUITCAKE!
YAAAAAAAAAY FRUITCAKE! WHOO!”
Thank you, Fruitcakettes. Yes, we’re here to celebrate that most beloved of all holiday treats, The Fruitcake, and to [...]...
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| The Frogster Gets Snarky |
| 2007-12-20 08:29:27 |
I was fortunate enough to receive an invitation from Neva aka Snuppy aka CIA Special Operative #4T39BT4 (everyone already knows about the last one, right?) to post over at The Central Snark, so I did. Check it out. It’s about fruitcake. It’s funny. Thanks, Neva.
After reading some of the comments on my post over at [...]...
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| Smells Like Beyonce |
| 2007-12-19 11:10:03 |
Read part of The New York Times (Sunday Edition. It’s a thick paper, it takes some time to get through) last night. Was greeted by a full-page ad for a new perfume. Perfume made by that world-famous olfactorist…
…Beyonce. What does it smell like? Well, check out the description:
TRUE STAR: “The audacious freshness of raspberry and [...]...
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| Male Enhancement Part Two- The Tadpole Speaks |
| 2007-12-16 19:41:36 |
Tadpole (AKA Mrs. Frogster AKA Beth) here. I understand there are inquiring minds who are curious to hear from me about how much magic The Frogster’s “Male Enhancer” has been working. I was skeptical at first – sure that the product was a hoax.
Then the other day, I was walking through the living room and there was my [...]...
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| Male Enhancement |
| 2007-12-12 15:02:24 |
Beth and I don’t watch TV. It’s the commercials. They drive Beth crazy. I’m not as intelligent as she is, so I’m not as easily offended by some loudmouthed spokesmodel telling me that I need to buy something RIGHT NOW or else nobody will like me as my darling wife is. If we find a [...]...
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| Socks Clinton’s Eighteen Guilty Pleasures- A Double Dose Of CC Satisfaction |
| 2007-12-05 08:41:31 |
Aren’t you supposed to be here voting for me in Diesel’s latest caption contest? Go ahead, I’ll wait…
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…Okay. A week or two (or maybe longer) ago, the always insightful, inane and informative CC tagged me with a meme. Ah, I remember the good old days when I got like two visitors every day and I was [...]...
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| The Fearless Frog’s Stock Picks for December 3, 2007, Or Helpful Phrases Week |
| 2007-12-03 10:29:03 |
The background info about The Fearless Frog is here.
The more recent background info about TFF’s patented Alphabetic Inversion and Chart Reversal Strategy is here.
All I know is that if Santa doesn’t bring me that Wireless Phone TV Backscratcher in High Def Surround Sound With Bluetooth Enabled 1080p Featuring The Electric Toaster With Optional 80 Gig Lemon [...]...
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| The Toilet Paper King |
| 2007-11-30 09:00:18 |
I’ve been doing a lot of soul-numbing administrative stuff to attempt to further my literary career lately, so I’m wrung out writing-wise. But I would like to report that I went to Costco this week and summarily discovered the we already had toilet paper in the attic, so we are now the proud owners of [...]...
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| The Spider Web Contractor |
| 2007-11-28 10:13:12 |
BORIS THE SPIDER: “Hi! Willie’s Web Wranglers. Boris speaking. What can I do for you?”
SHELOB: “Hi, Boris, my name is Shelob. I wanted to talk to you about building us a web.”
BORIS: “Shelob? Hey, I think I know your husband Ziggy.”
SHELOB: “I think you may be mistaken. My husband’s name is not Ziggy.”
BORIS: “You’re not the [...]...
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