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| Mining Your Past by Noting the Present |
| 2010-01-18 12:02:20 |
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The safest target for humor is always yourself, and the best material reflects your personality.
So it’s time to start digging.
I have not had much success just sitting down and looking in my past for funny stuff. I have however, nearly always been able to come up with pertinent examples of [...]...
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| Make Bing! It Bing! Stop Bing! |
| 2010-01-13 11:01:56 |
All Binged! out.
It is almost impossible…
BING! Make the impossible posible with the all new…
to read…
BING! Read the new novel from…
a web page these days without…
Bing! No need to go without! Call…
a window…
BING! New windows and doors from…
popping…
BING! Try new InstaPop Popcorn it’s gooooood!
open.
BING! Open a new account now with…
Bing!…
BING! Search now with Bing!
Isn’t the only [...]...
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| Call Me |
| 2009-11-05 08:55:06 |
If you immediately thought of the Giogio Moroder song popularized by Blondie on the soundtrack to American Gigolo… that was 29 years ago! You need to get out more.
I want to talk about voicemail.
And how bad messages drive me crazy.
The scenario goes like this:
Phone rings. I can’t answer in time, but I see on the [...]...
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| It’s NaNoWriMo Time Again |
| 2009-11-03 11:10:05 |
Every year since 2005 I have been a proud participant of National Novel Writing Month, affectionately known as NaNoWriMo.
Every year since 2005 I have failed miserably.
But, as Winston Chruchill said, in my new favorite quote of all time, “Courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm.”
Every November a couple of hundred thousand people [...]...
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| The Real You! |
| 2009-09-29 16:16:47 |
While checking out an MSNBC article about Latisse, the “eyelash enhancer.” that can grow hair in “unintended places” change the color of eyes and other great things. I found these sites:
Truthinaging.com and Realself.com which, I don’t know, seem like odd names for web sites that are concerned with body enhancement procedures, whether surgical, plastic or [...]...
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| Clunkers and Heart Desease |
| 2009-08-20 08:19:26 |
An Associated Press story this week reported:
Hundreds of auto dealers in the New York area have withdrawn from the government’s Cash for Clunkers program, citing delays in getting reimbursed by the government…”
(Here’s the link from the Dallas Morning News.)
This certainly appeared to be a simple program to set-up and administer. If you have the right [...]...
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| That’s A Wrap! |
| 2009-06-08 03:48:20 |
We got wrapped last night.
The picture was taken afrter quite a bit of clean-up and does not do the effort justice. And since Arlene and I don’t have any friends that stay up late enough to attempt this, we decided it must be some of Dalton’s friends.
Which reminds me of the time, back in the [...]...
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| Tossed In Space |
| 2009-05-21 22:30:59 |
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I have just watched Suart Brown’s TED talk: Why Play is Vital - No Matter Your Age.
Play.
When did we get so serious?
We’re even serious about humor. Somehow somewhere we seemed to get the idea that to be serious, we have to be solemn.
Maybe it’s best to just throw stuff out there and hope [...]...
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| Texas Best Lawyers 2009 - Hmmmmm |
| 2009-05-19 09:35:03 |
I don’t know about you, but I am suspicious of ranking any group whose JOB is to find loopholes.
Woodward/White, Inc. publish this list and have a trademark on “Best Lawyers.” This reminds me of Hallmark Cards, who created Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, and Grandparent’s Day. (I’m sure their lawyers are kicking themselves they didn’t have [...]...
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| Lymphedema, what’s funny about that? |
| 2009-05-13 23:35:33 |
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Research
I recently spoke for the Butterfly Brunch, a benefit for lymphedema and lymphatic research. Jake Miles - The Lymphedema Documentary Project, and Wendy Chaite, Founder & President of the Lymphatic Research Foundation were also on the program.
Lymphedema is the Rodney Dangerfield of diseases. It gets no respect.
In December, when Wendy Sahli asked me [...]...
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