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| Mother’s Day Must Be Like Christmas For Her |
| 2008-05-13 11:00:07 |
In honor of all the mother’s out there (and hopefully they don’t know this site exists), let’s give a shout to 41-year-old Michelle Duggar who is expecting her 18th child in a few months. Yes, 18th. The woman has been pregnant for 11 years of her life, with children ranging from 9 months to 20 [...]...
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| MySpace vs. Celebrity - Week 8 Winner |
| 2008-05-13 09:00:55 |
Unbelievable! Sure Catherine Bell is a little older but I thought I had this thing locked up for sure. Diggles has got to be paying people to vote for his chick. Winning by 20 votes on the last day is just to big of a coincidence. Either way here is the winner Laura Leigh. I [...]...
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| Picnic Table Crash N’ Burn |
| 2008-05-13 07:30:58 |
If you’ve ever run around outside on wet grass, you know it’s a slippery son of a bitch. This guy forgot his cleats....
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| Things Get Dirty In Puppy Paradise |
| 2008-05-12 16:00:36 |
Check out this local newscast that tries to get some footage at Puppy Paradise. Apparently the dogs missed the memo that this was a family news broadcast and they should save the humping for later. I don’t know if Don Harman doesn’t have Animal Planet or the Discovery channel but he loses his shit when [...]...
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| Teen Arrested For Skimpy Prom Dress |
| 2008-05-12 14:00:38 |
I don’t see what all the fuss was about the dress looks fine to me. Oh. Wait. You mean the girl on the left is the one that got arrested? I guess that makes a little more sense. I thought the girl on the left was headed out to the Player’s Ball.
When Marche Taylor tried [...]...
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| The Olsen Twins |
| 2008-05-12 12:59:38 |
Yep, they’re still gross!
Our favorite girls at the annual Costume Institute gala at New York’s Metropolitan Museum of Art last week. By the way, remember a few years ago, when everybody could not wait for these girls to grow up and be bombshells? Me neither…
Source: MSN Movies...
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| Steeplechase Failure |
| 2008-05-12 11:30:52 |
I’ve seen a few steeplechase wrecks in my day, but this has to be the worst one yet. I feel sorry for the guy. It looks like he could have pulled a hammy, or torn a nut sack, or both. Better luck next time!...
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| Mike Rowe + Motel Room = One Pissed Off Maid |
| 2008-05-08 16:30:14 |
When you have a show called Dirty Jobs it goes without saying that you are probably going to end up getting dirty. If you plan on rolling back to your motel room still dirty it is probably a good idea to cover your dirty ass tracks before the maid sees them.
Mike made the rookie [...]...
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| Like Bed And Need $17K? NASA Wants You! |
| 2008-05-08 15:30:30 |
NASA is looking to pay someone $17K to spend 90 days in bed doing nothing. If you are feeling a little like Peter in Office Space then this is your chance to blow off work for 90 days, do absolutely nothing and still get paid for it.
After the first 11-15-day period, participants will spend 90 [...]...
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| Big Boob Karate Chop |
| 2008-05-08 14:06:14 |
I’m pretty sure this is the same lady who was smashing Foster’s cans with her huge boobs. There’s no way there are two different women who throw their tits around like that....
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| Pornography!? I Call Shenanigans! Everyone Grab Your Brooms! |
| 2008-05-08 13:00:00 |
Baba Ganoush is chilling in the Denver airport and tried to access Tasty Booze through the free Wi-Fi provided at the airport but as you can see from the screenshot below the web filter run by TrustedSite.org blocked the site calling it pornography.
This isn’t the first time that Tasty Booze has fallen victim to [...]...
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| Sometimes 34FFF Just Isn’t Big Enough |
| 2008-05-08 11:46:30 |
Hey, go big or go home, right? Sheyla Hershey, 28, is going so big that she has hit the limits of the law in her home state of Texas. Texas leads the nation in executions but by God they have standards of decency and a breast can only be so big. Apparently the law in [...]...
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| Sex Starved Woman Goes On Whisky Fueled Rampage |
| 2008-05-08 09:00:17 |
If you are dumb enough to tell someone that have three hours to quit smoking, drinking, swearing and engaging in some sex acts because “they were going to be good Christians now,” you should be prepared for some pretty serious repercussions.
A 24 year old man was dumb to say that very thing to his 28 [...]...
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| Who Has Two Thumbs And Is A Genius? |
| 2008-05-07 17:18:37 |
This guy! Thats right readers, if you remember last week I made some bold 1st round NBA playoff predictions in my It’s Time for Obvious Playoff Predictions post. I predicted the 8 winners to be Boston, Detroit, Cleveland, Orlando, LA, New Orleans, San Antonio and Utah - all of whom won. The [...]...
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| Beer Review Friday - Lumpy Gravy |
| 2008-05-02 09:05:44 |
While not appealing in name, Lumpy Gravy is a good spring/summer brown ale that smells heavily of malts and chocolate. Smooth on the throat and pleasant on the taste buds, Gravy is refreshing and not too hoppy. Gravy comes from the fabulous Lagunitas Brewing Company, makers of the slap you in the mouth Maximus. Like [...]...
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| Pepper Knuckles: Ass Kicker & Eye Irritator |
| 2008-05-01 17:00:33 |
Everyone knows that a man needs multiple types of knuckles to deal with multiple types of situations. You have blast knuckles that allow you to break a cheek bone and shock the shit out of the somone all at the same time. You have lexan knuckles that will slide through a metal detector with [...]...
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| Tyra Banks Is Amazing |
| 2008-05-01 16:00:16 |
Well, we have a new low for father’s (and men) everywhere. Apparently our friends at Double Viking watch the Tyra Banks show in their free time, because they found some of the most ridiculous footage of fatherhood I have ever seen.
This dad has become his prostitute daughters manager….what??? And as manager, it is [...]...
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| It’s Amazing What A Little Lime Can Do! |
| 2008-05-01 14:31:20 |
Apparently Bud Light has decided to jump into the lime beer game. Miller has been slanging their Miller Chill for the last six months and it must be doing well if Bud Light is going to get into the market space.
Corona has got to be pissed that they didn’t think of this first. Why [...]...
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| Nebraska Police Cracking Down On Wedgies |
| 2008-05-01 11:30:42 |
The police in North Platte, Nebraska aren’t fucking around when it comes to wedgies. You might be able to get away with wedgies in the big cities but they aren’t going to stand for those kind of shenanigins in their town.
The police spokesman said they are ever vigilant and on the lookout for wedgies here. [...]...
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| Top 125 Places to Drink Some Tasty Booze |
| 2008-05-01 10:30:35 |
All About Beer Magazine published a list of 125 Places to Have a Beer Before You Die. The list seems to be pretty thorough, although the top is heavily populate with Euro trash European establishments, the good ol’ U.S. of A. represents at the No. 1 spot with the Great American Beer Festival in Denver, [...]...
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| The 10 Unmanliest Drinks In The World |
| 2008-05-01 09:00:33 |
A couple of weeks ago Holy Taco put together a list of the 11 manliest cocktails in the world. We thought we would take it the other way and put together a list of the ten drinks you shouldn’t be caught dead with. Whether you are out with the boys or trying to scam on [...]...
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| The Bigger Dance |
| 2008-04-29 16:30:05 |
The first round of The Bigger Dance is complete and it has been heated. In the Tastybooze pool, Ol’ Dirty is tied for first place with Mike Honcho at 31 out of a possible 39 points. Baba Ganoush is close behind at 29 while Mitch Martin (28), Frank The Tank (27), and J Diggles (27) [...]...
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| Ultimate Chick Repeller, Part 2 |
| 2008-04-29 15:30:05 |
Recently we posted a tattoo that was dubbed the Ultimate Chick Repeller. Well, as the most tattooed TastyBoozer, I felt compelled to bring you yet another example of a tattoo that, while not as bad as the first, is simply not going to help with the ladies.
I guess the reasoning here is that this tat [...]...
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| The John Daly Dress Code |
| 2008-04-29 13:21:38 |
This is good ol’ John Daly knocking the ball around his course, Murder Rock Golf and Country Club. As you can tell, this isn’t a normal country club, with their uptight dress codes; big John likes to let his titties hang out when he’s golfing. Looks like he’s in prime tourney shape. [...]...
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| Horrendous Presidential Endorsements |
| 2008-04-29 13:00:53 |
If you were running for the President of the United States, who are a couple of people you would rather not have endorse you? Hmmm. How about Heidi Montag of The Hills and Kim Kardashian of absolutely nothing. Ya that sounds about right. Although I suppose they do [...]...
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| SC State Troopers Love To Ram Shit |
| 2008-04-29 11:00:54 |
Last month I posted this dash cam clip that shows a South Carolina state trooper using the front end of his crown vic to stop a man fleeing on foot. It looks like he isn’t the only trooper that likes to ram shit with his car.
Check out the 2 for 1 special provided by a [...]...
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| Office Chair Downhill |
| 2008-04-29 10:57:30 |
Anything downhill is obviously pretty dangerous. Just ask this Skater who takes on “The Hill”. I’d suggest, just for future downhill adventures, that you ride on something with a lower center of gravity than an office chair. This just looks like a disaster in progress....
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| MySpace vs. Celebrity - Week 6 Winner |
| 2008-04-29 09:00:51 |
Two losses in a row!? I am in a tailspin here. I can’t believe a chick who goes by Model Nicole managed to beat out Jenny McCarthy. Yeah Jenny might be a little “1997″ but she is smoking hot in that picture. Alright, I will climb off my soapbox and give you what you [...]...
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| “Man Denies Huffing, Caught With Gold Paint On Face” |
| 2008-04-25 17:00:46 |
Even if you can find a way to explain the gold paint on your face the can of gold spray paint under the chair you are sitting in is really going to be the nail in the coffin. Who calls the cops on a guy huffing paint in an RV park? If he is chilling [...]...
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| Our Government Brain Trust Hard At Work |
| 2008-04-25 16:00:44 |
Border Patrol agents may soon use paintballs to defend themselves against smugglers along the border due to an increase in violence.
Is it just me or does something seem wrong with the above statement? There is more violence along the U.S. / Mexico border so the answer is to purchase 1,000 paintball guns? I understand [...]...
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| The Greatest Man Alive |
| 2008-04-25 13:54:48 |
Okay, let’s see what we have here:
1 - Rock Band guitar
1 - Guitar Hero III guitar
1 - semi-automatic machine gun with a plastic banana clip
3 - .38 caliber revolvers
1 - 9mm Baretta
1 - Glock
1 - Luger
12 to 15 - boxes of ammo
11 - spare magazines
1 - maybe a set of sais, or some beat down [...]...
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| Photoshop Phriday |
| 2008-04-25 13:00:45 |
Photoshop performs many miracles. It is almost concerning the level at which images can be manipulated. However, as long as I am not falsely imprisoned based on some photo evidence created by a piss-ant graphic design student, I’ll enjoy it’s splendor. Here are some classics....
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| Man of the Year |
| 2008-04-25 12:00:33 |
Mike Honcho posted this one a while back, but it is just too good to not see again. It is some sort of revenge prank on this guys girlfriend….and it is absolutely hilarious. Seriously it is. Don’t doubt me. Watch it SON...
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| Beer Review Friday - Boont Amber Ale |
| 2008-04-25 09:00:19 |
Beer Review Friday. Each week a different Tasty Boozer is going to pick a beer, drink it (obviously) and then write a review about it. Hopefully we can introduce you to some new beers that you can add to your weekend getting-fucked-up repertoire.
Brewery description:
Boont Amber was the first ale produced at our famous Boonville brewery, [...]...
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| HBO Loves The Cock |
| 2008-04-24 18:00:13 |
“Hung” opens on a man who was once a high school sports legend, but is now plodding along in middle age as a struggling father and high school basketball coach. His luck begins to change, however, when he figures out a way to use his best asset.
This same basic story was great when it was [...]...
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| Find The Price Of A Pint Anywhere In The World |
| 2008-04-21 11:33:52 |
So you are about to take a trip but you don’t know how much money to bring because you have no idea how much a beer is going to cost once you reach your destination. No worries, because PintPrice.com is a website devoted to finding the price of pint the world over. The site encourages [...]...
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| Abigail Clancy - Monday Morning Pick Me Up |
| 2008-04-21 09:00:02 |
Another week and another shitbox Monday. Good thing we have Abigail here with her bikinis to brighten things up a little bit. Abigail was a runner up in Britain’s Next Top Model and has since made a living modeling for magazines like Maxim and FHM....
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| Old Milwaukee Light Takes The Gold |
| 2008-04-20 15:49:57 |
Yep, you read that right. On Saturday the 19th the winners of the 2008 World Beer Cup where announced in San Diego, California. In the category of American-Style Light Lager Old Milwaukee Light took home the gold medal against 34 other beers. I guess my grandpa and uncles are ahead of their time because they [...]...
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