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| Manspeak and Womanspeak |
| 2011-03-02 23:03:55 |
To help us understand each other, here are some common phrases used by men and women, and the real meaning in italics underneath.MANSPEAKIt's a guy thing.There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.Can I help with dinner?Why isn't it already on the table?Uh huh, Sure, honey, or Yes, dear.This means absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.It would take too long to explain.I have no idea how it works.We're going to be late.Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac.Take a break, honey, you're working too hard.I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.That's interesting, dear.Are you still talking?It's a really good movie.It's got guns, explosions, fast cars, and beautiful women.That's women's work.It's diff...
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| Sticky Tape |
| 2011-03-02 20:00:16 |
Since we didn't have cable TV, my father showed me how to put a small piece of cellophane on a cat's tail and watch the fun. Simon's Cat manages to get himself into that kind of situation, in the latest animation from Simon Tofield. (via Laughing Squid)
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| Ms. Bobbie |
| 2009-02-05 14:00:22 |
I need to hire this lady to keep me online. And help us with after-hours hacking. (via Neatorama)
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| All I Need to Know I Learned From a Snowman |
| 2009-02-05 11:02:51 |
It's okay if you're a little bottom heavy.
Hold your ground, even when the heat is on.
Wearing white is always appropriate.
Winter is the best of the four seasons.
It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection.
There's nothing better than a foul weather friend.
The key to life is to be a jolly, happy soul.
We're all made up of mostly water.
You know you've made it when they write a song about you.
Accessorize! Accessorize! Accessorize!.
Avoid yellow snow.
Don't get too much sun.
It's fun to hang out in your front yard.
There's no stopping you once you're on a roll.
(Thanks, Del!)
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| Angels of Death: 6 More Medical Murderers |
| 2009-02-05 09:00:33 |
Over the last couple of weeks, I've posted about way too many health care professionals who turned out to be serial killers. You may have seen parts one and two at mental_floss. In this third installment of Angels of Death, we’ll take a look at six more serial medical murderers you may have never heard of. They each left a trail of victims behind them and a lot of unanswered questions.Disclaimer: I wrote this....
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| Takeoff |
| 2009-02-03 23:02:04 |
Airplane passengers watch nervously as two men wearing pilots' uniforms and dark glasses use canes to feel their way into the cockpit. The plane starts down the runway, and the passengers begin to become sore afraid as the water at the end of the airstrip nears.With only a few yards left, everyone screams, but the plane lifts off just in time. The passengers think it was all a joke, while in the cockpit the pilots high-five."You know," says one pilot to the other, "one day they're going to scream too late and we're all gonna die."
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| David Went to the Dentist |
| 2009-02-03 20:00:32 |
A trip to the dentist in this case meant anesthetic and stitches for 7-year-old David. You don't know him, but surely you'll recognize his behavior, either from your own past or your observations of friends....
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| Paris for President |
| 2008-11-02 13:00:19 |
Pat Paulson ran a spoof campaign every presidential election year fo...
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| Sunday Drive |
| 2008-09-19 14:00:55 |
Former F1 driver Riccardo Patrese takes his wife for a spin. The fun starts around two minutes into the clip if you want to skip ahead. She doesn't stop talking until she sees the camera! (via Arbroath)...
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