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| Joking Corner |
| Bored in office? Come to Joking Corner to read about funny and entertaining relationship jokes, jokes from ireland, england, honeymoon jokes |
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| World's Biggest Angry Birds PlayGround, here in Kuala Lumpur! |
| 2011-06-03 05:13:00 |
World's Biggest Angry Birds PlayGround, here in Kuala Lumpur!We are attempting to create a GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS™ for the Most People Playing in a Mobile Phone Game Relay. Come make history, join in the fun and win fantastic prizes! All happening on 11 June 2011 at Boulevard Strip, Low Yat Plaza, KL from 11am - 9pm. The date is set, the birds are ready, the record awaits!
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| Dictionary Joke |
| 2011-04-13 09:41:00 |
Divorce : Future tense of marriage.
Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power
Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open thei...
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| We're gonna party like it's your birthday! |
| 2011-04-11 23:53:00 |
To celebrate 3 years of growing the community, Says.my is giving gifts to Malaysians across the social media! Macbook Air, Samsung Plasma TV, iPhone 4, Canon SLR, iPad 2, Lomokit, trip to South Korea, IKEA room makeover, front row tickets to Justin Bieber's concert, shopping sprees to TopShop, Forever21, MNG etc... you have to see the full list. Good things are meant to be shared. Happy 3rd Birthday, everyone! To find out more, Click HERE!
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| Things you didn't know about Maybank yet. |
| 2011-04-11 23:51:00 |
Here are some things you may not know about Maybank's brand new Maybankard yet. First of all, do you know that all it takes is just a click of a button and 2 new Maybankards will be delivered to your doorstep? Secondly, there's no annual fee at all for Maybankard, forever! And third, with Maybankard, you can start to buy stuffs through online now and you will get 5% cash back. That's like earning money by spending. I bet you didn't know about all these, do you? To find out more, Click HERE!
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| What are you doing this weekend? Let's have some Fun! |
| 2011-04-11 23:48:00 |
I bet there are many activities which you may not even know exist in Malaysia - for example shooting real gun, paramotoring, microlight aircraft, jet tube, disco skating, buggy ride, wakeboarding and so many more fun stufffs! Want to try something fun and new this week? Find them out here!
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| Too Stupid to Own a Computer |
| 2011-04-01 22:38:00 |
There's always one. This has got to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired This is a true story which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for "Termination without Cause".
Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. (Now I know why they record these conversations! ):
Operator: "Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?"
Caller: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect. "
Operator: "What sort of trouble??"
Caller: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
Operator: "Went away?"
Caller: "They disappeared. "
Operator: "Hmm So what does your screen look like now?"
Caller: "Nothing."
Operator: "Nothing??"
Caller: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
Operator: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did ...
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| Where is the Baby? |
| 2011-04-01 22:31:00 |
With all the new technology regarding fertility, an 88-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby recently.
When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, various relatives came to visit. "May we see the new baby?"one of them asked.
"Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first."
Another half hour passed before another relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?"
"No, not yet," said the mother.
A while later and again the guests asked, "May we see the baby now?"
"No, not yet," replied the mother.
Growing impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we see the baby?"
"When it cries!" she told them.
"When it cries?" they gasped. "Why do we have to wait until it cries?"
"Because, I forgot where I put it."
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| CIA Test |
| 2011-03-30 12:34:00 |
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists...2 men and a woman
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He tookthe gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five
minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were ...
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| Interview by NASA |
| 2011-03-28 11:10:00 |
NASA officials were interviewing three prospective astronauts to sent to Mars on a dangerous one-way trip. Only one of the three would go, and that candidate would never return to Earth. The interviewer asked the first candidate, an engineer, how much he wanted to be paid to go.
"One million dollars," replied the engineer, "and I want it donated to my alma mater, Rice University."
The interviewer asked the next candidate the same question.
"Two million dollars," answered the doctor, "and I want to give one million to my family and leave the other million to medical research."
The third candidate, a lawyer, was asked the same question.
"Three million dollars!" replied the lawyer.
"Why so much?" the interviewer inquired.
The lawyer replied, "If you give me three million, I'll keep a million, give you a million, and we'll send the engineer."
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