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| Engrish 101 |
| There are 2 engrish teachers here. We both are very gentlemen engrishmen. We are missionaries (not position in karmasutra) for Engrishism and in making engrish as 1st language. |
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| Goddess of the Dawn |
| 2007-09-04 08:22:35 |
We live in this world, we see the Earth is dying, no more blue blue sky, stars are gone, everyone is a smoker, and gasmask becomes a fashion accessories. Well.. inspired by AhBoon, I'm set to go on search for the most heavenly sight and serenity that can still be seen from this world. For me, in Malaysia the only place I found peace is in the sawah padi. You know that feeling when you can just stand motionless and enjoy the luxury of being out of the city? Have you ever seen the auroras? What are they? Roman Goddess of Dawn?! Auroras are natural colored light displays, which are usually observed in the night sky, particularly in the polar zone. Auroras are now known to be caused by the collision of charged particles, the positive and negative ions!! foun...
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| A friend in need is a friend indeed |
| 2007-08-12 21:21:38 |
Today I'm going to talk about friendship. It is not your friend's ship nor French vessel. Do you have friends? buddy? kawan-kawan? brader? etc etc.. When you are small, you already have some friends around you and when you are big, you have more guy friends. Err...what am I talking about? Forget it..As we grow up, we make friends along the way. Some are true, some are fucked up and some are the "hi-bye" ones.When we are young (kiddos), friends are those that share your toys, watch Playhouse Disney Channel with you and steal your color pencils. When we are primary school students, we play catching, batu seremban and bottle caps with friends. When we are secondary school students, we learn sex more about the opposite sex by sharing valuables and we think that having a gang of friends walkin...
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| Be careful what you wish for... |
| 2007-08-10 05:25:32 |
Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away, there lived a man. An obese man. A freakingly huge, obese man. Okay, that's an understatement...Now, story has it that he has a fairy godmother. As with all fairy godmothers, she was willing to grant him his deepest desires.So, when he said "Fairy God-mama, I don't like being so, like, uhhh, y'know... un-thin. I can't get girls to be interested in me! Could you remove some fat?", she could only have replied "Your wish is my command." (By the way, why can't he just wish for something like "I would like to have Ayumi Hamasaki lying beside me now"?)Now, the fairy godmother waved her magic wand, chanted some magic words, and ended with "Fat, begone!" ... by the time she has repeated the incantation for 5 times, our friend looked like this: A few mor...
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| One word...ENJOY |
| 2007-07-28 11:31:07 |
How's your weekend? Do you enjoy yourself?You should be! there must be a time when you just have to let yourself free and have fun! For me, college life is the best there is. You don't have to wait until the end of the week just to have some fun. You don't have to work all day long and worry about making mistakes. I wonder how true it is, but I do seem to appreciate and anticipate weekends more after i started my working life. Friday night seems so heavenly and things go in a direction you want it to be.I've had a great weekend, and I hope you guys have had a great one too! For those working class, please keep all your work aside and enjoy yourself to the fullest. Don't come and tell me, alot of datelines, stress and how big your responsibility is or how many casinos you've to manage.Worki...
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| International Language |
| 2007-07-28 04:14:11 |
International language. No its not any French, English or even the almighty Engrish. Not even my beloved Japanese. Huu huu. An international language is of course a language that is internationally known or recognized. It need not be a spoken language. It can be on the form of signs.Sign language? Hmm, sort of but not that complicated. This involves only one finger. And that my friends, is the middle finger.It doesn't matter how old you start to flash 'the' fingers around. Its not that bad compared to flashing your 'love rod' around. So parents, its not exactly a bad thing. There are of course debates on the meaning of the middle finger. What does it means? Or what does it expresses?Most people feel that its offe...
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| The valley between 2 mountains |
| 2007-07-26 10:03:43 |
Valley of love, Ravine of depthless joy, Intermammary sulcus, Décolletage (thats French noobs), Longkang is the few names that we regard as the ever so beautiful cleavage.For those girls that do not know what a cleavage is, let me help you. Put your hands straight by your side all the way down to your waist. Now slowly move the top of your elbow to the center of the body. You'll feel a press against your chest. There you go, you got your cleavage. Girls under 18, leave this blog now! Don't even bother trying. It won't work. Girls with flat chest, don't be sad. Wonderbra does wonders. Pay a visit soon yah.For guys that do not know what a cleavage is, locate the nearest wall. Okay? Start banging your head against it.Todays topic is extremely serious. Its ab...
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| Lets jump together gether |
| 2007-07-25 04:53:10 |
When i say 'jump', what is the first comes across your mind? Is it the feeling that you're close to flying? Or are you scared, not knowing where you would land. Or perhaps you're thinking where would be the best place to jump from? What would it be? I felt like flying, well, when I was younger.Parents would just call us kids, monkey, jumping around doing nothing beneficial jumping around. Well, people call me monkey up till this very day, although I don't know why. There's so many things I've done in my younger days. I jump alot back then but, what about now? I don't anymore. You? Are we forgetting the art of jumping as we grow older? Or we simply just don't jump anymore because its not what adults do. Is the joy of jumping, being all happy and free not important to us anymore?Now, how ma...
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| Ass fingering (Finger in the ass) |
| 2007-07-25 02:54:54 |
I know, I know. Imaginations are already running wild because the damn title is finger in the ass. Yeah, some might say that its not that high compared to some pussy cat fingering. But today's story to tell is indeed about finger up in the ass. And you get it wrong. Not a womans ass. But a man's ass. Well, we don't have much option right? Thats like the only hole below the waist for a man. (Ahem, starts talking the Uncle Sam way)So a couple my friends get together on a Saturday evening for a somewhat small college reunion talking about almost everything under the sun although the sun is going down already at that time. And we whine about whose job is tougher and we boast about who's earning more pay. We laughed hysterically at stupid statements and it was all good, UNTIL..One of my friend...
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| Call at your own risk |
| 2007-07-20 04:56:45 |
Today is not just another day. I'm scared. Hello? Hello? Hello?All that I could remember is that I black out after calling this number. I could listen to a voice putting me to sleep. She gently told me to let go. I don't know let go off what. I just feel really sleepy and I doze off. My girlfriend said I was mumbling 'Goodbye' in Mandarin. And she tried waking hard waking me up. After applying 'Minyak Cap Kapak' under my nostrils, I woke up blurry. Thats all that I can remember. I'm scared.Originally posted by Desmond, KLShe was saying 'Jai jian le' (Goodbye) and then she suddenly screams 'Pu yao ta lai le' (Don't call here anymore. I threw my phone and break it. Thats the last word and its echoing in my head now. Is there really such a person? Can someone tell me the truth?Originally post...
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| Whats your ambition? |
| 2007-07-19 10:56:23 |
When I was just a little girl boy,I ask my mother, what will I be?Will I be handsome? Will I be rich?I am handsome. Just not rich yet. :DEveryone has an ambition don't they? From great ambitions to lousy ones. When we were all in primary schools, even in the school form, we have to fill in our desired ambition. When i peeped at my other classmates form, it was all great ambitions, such as doctors, engineers, policeman, fireman and such. But none of them today are what they once desired to be. Losers! Haha.Because as we grow up. Jobs such as doctors and engineers seemed too far away and can be deemed as a dream for our current efforts in studying. And policeman and fireman is not suitable jobs for us in Boleh land. So they end up becoming something else....
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| PRISON 101 - a special case study |
| 2007-07-19 01:31:46 |
As you can see in the pictures below are would-be bandits Anthony Prince, 20, and Luke Carroll, 19. The men, both Australian residents who came to Vail to work during the ski season, pleaded guilty in June to the $130,000 heist, which they pulled off with the aid of unloaded BB guns.See that!? Nice pose or not? They are dubbed the "dumb and dumber" robbers and sentenced to 5 years jail.Before go to jail must know more about prison ok! Please click here for PRISON 101.Now, Let me briefly tell you about the best best prisons in the world.World's most valuable prison - San Quentin State Prison, California. Capacity 3317The land underneath 154yr old san quentin state prison is estimated to be worth $80 to $100 million, instantly making it the most valuable pri...
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| Who you gonna call? McDonald's! |
| 2007-07-19 01:24:30 |
What comes across your mind when you're at home and its a rainy day? Do you feel that its all relaxing and looking at the rain pouring down somehow settles down the rage inside you, making you feel all easy and relaxed. The rain are playing a melody of its own and the moment become somewhat romantic. Aww.. Okay, thats not me. I'm just saying some people feel that way. I'ma man okay!When it starts to rain, in the neighborhood,Who you gonna call?McDonald's.Surfing Ronald in BaliSo for me, on a rainy day, the first thing that comes into my mind was to grab my phone and start dialing 1300 13 1300. Yes, the number for McDonald's delivery. Why? I don't know. I think my main reason is that if you want to pay for delivery, better make it worthwhile. Since for them, traveling under the rain would d...
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| Cultural learning of Bali |
| 2007-07-19 00:55:57 |
Some of you may know that recently I've made a trip to Bali. Its for the 'Cultural learning of Bali for make benefit the glorious nation of Malaysia'. Yeah Borat inspired. So lemme share some goodie good culture with you. Todays lesson would be on cultural learning la of course, you can't read the title? Okay, there was one fine afternoon where our taxi driver 'Wayan' brought us to the Bali Museum in Denpasar. Well, its a museum la. What do you expect from a museum right? They have artifacts, painting... ZzzBut I did not forget the purpose of my trip, which is a cultural learning trip. Just some quick and strange facts. Babies in Bali would not touch the ground before they are 3 months o...
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| Is it Caturday already? |
| 2007-07-18 21:03:11 |
Awww...it's been some time since our last Animal Planet topic. Well, it's time for some ass kickin' pussies cuties!Everybody loves pussy fightin' lalala..lalala.. err..WHAT I mean is cat!, okay? It's adorable, ain't it? Today I'm gonna tell you guys why cats are always being perceived as the villains? You see Sylvester, Tom, the Persian cats, the Siamese cats and many more in movies. Why can't they be good for once and let the tiny little mouse be the bad guy? Okay, you see... Caturday do exist and there's a reason why they've always been the bad guys. (refer to the post on Caturday, or go and search in the library ler)Every Caturday, they have this meeting. They actually wanna send their candidate for next general erection election. But firstly, they need to do some recruitment la.. like...
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| Love is in the air? Smell it? No..that's fart! |
| 2007-07-17 22:37:48 |
Yawn~~ today is a sleepy day. Let's discuss about feelings today. Happy, Sad, Angry..bla bla bla and what makes all these feelings? Hah...most critical one I can say is LOVE! people love to love, love to hate and some love to play with love. "I love you, you love me... no more?" Well, it's pretty normal that people fall in love and so it is to fade away.What I heard is, DO NOT say you love him/her forever if you have doubt about it. Be persistent in keeping a relationship? Perseverance is important. It's not wrong to love and to give up love on someone. What I would like to BOLD out here is that, be responsible! it may not have any effect on you. How about the other side? What comes around goes back around...err what goes around comes back around.. WHATEVER!...
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| Welcome to Klang |
| 2007-07-15 23:25:19 |
After writing for a while now, Engrish teachers have yet to write about the place they're from. The place they've grown up up and the place they call home. So let me bring you to have a look look see see at one of the most beautiful place on earth, Klang. I'm not going to go all geographical about Klang. Waste of my finger's energy. The first phrase that are associated with Klang is definitely Bah Kut Teh(Meat Bone Tea). But today, I also don't want to talk about BKT.Anyway, lemme just show you the first BKT shop in Klang. We call it Kio Kar BKT(Under the bridge BKT).Now, I'll tell you some facts about Klang. Some undocumented real brutal facts.Many people regard Klang people as 'lala'. Yeah, guys and girls with Japanese sense of fashion but tak jadi. Gothic wannabe. Girls with polka dots...
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| Human Tetris Strikes Back! |
| 2007-07-14 12:47:34 |
Do you remember when the tetris craze hits the town? It's when everyone's got it! Anyone don't know shit about tetris please click here.Well, as time goes on, so is the tetris mania. It has declined and its out already. Who still plays it now? Why tetris when we have PSP? Well, Japanese are real good in bringing back the dead trend alive. Have a look at this clip below. Enjoy!http://engrish101.blogspot.com/atom.xml...
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| Math is not so boring after all.. |
| 2007-07-14 12:45:45 |
This morning when I was searching through my stuffs in the storeroom, I found alot of old things which make me reminisce. There are bunny soft toy, X-men figurines, eraser collection, and exam papers. I looked at this particular math paper with such emotion that I feel like crying. It was legendary... such sweet memories..http://engrish101.blogspot.com/atom.xml...
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| Our very own MISS-es MALAYSIA! |
| 2007-07-13 02:21:35 |
Now I present you our fu lovely MrsAuntie errr Miss Malaysia UluUniverse 2007! She is for real the winner of the competition, don't ask me why or "are you sure?" . Yes! I'm 100% sure eventho' I can't can believe it myself because she is so fu worthy to represent Malaysia. Come on, wack say HI to her when you see her around the shopping mall or anywhere. She's so fu chun that you'll go puke awww..when you see her.Lemme tell you about the situation when she got up to the stage during Miss Universe.*She walks to the front of the stage.Host: Now we have contestant no.2 from Malaysia, Miss Adelaine Chin.....aiks, Aunty where are you from? we're in the middle of the show, err please get back to your seat.Ade: What! I'm Miss Malaysia ok! so beauty you call me "...
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| Rempit rempit Rempit! |
| 2007-07-13 02:09:34 |
HOT! Interview with a real Mat Rempit. Real name will not be disclosed to protect Mr Malayneum from being attacked by other rempits. We managed to get him to answer a few questions.Q: What makes u wanna be a rempit?A: I want become a rempit because i want showoff that im best of the best. Also is a very competitive sport because lots of youth are doing it.Q: Under what influence? peer? family? love?A: No pressure,this what i can afford i dolah, not like rich people ,buy car then race when damage cost $$$$ enough to buy one bike.Q: What do u do for living? study? working?A: I study,hehe u must lurk moar to know where im studying.Q: What job? study wat?A: Hehe go search aroundQ: Do u have ambition?A: My ambition last time was stunt rider, but now i want i think i want open up a spare part sh...
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| Crack your head lah! |
| 2007-07-11 21:15:25 |
Okay. Today we have another quick short late night lesson. Notice how some people like to 'crick crack' their damn head from left to right as if they look damn majio or telling the world they have crackable head that makes crackable sound? Damn, they are stupid. But let me tell you, they won't be majio for long because doctors found that there are side effects to eat. Now you head crackers, die!I have to show you this panda cos this panda is a blardy pain in the ass. The China people already tried so hard to breed pandas by showing pandas porn movie(This is true) and at last gave birth to a panda, but a head cracking one. It now suffers from a permanent-head-tilting damage. See things also jacked up dee. It will happen to you if you the next time you 'crick crack' your head. You'll tend to...
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| Ronaldinho Who? |
| 2007-07-11 21:15:07 |
Due to the top stewlen's demand for football post, okay-ler here you go. Wanna ask you, how much do you know about football? All you guys know is Ronaldinho, Rooney, Beckham, Ronaldo, Dodo and etc etc. Ask you a question... who is the Greatest Football Entertainer in The World?A. RonaldinhoB. C.RonaldoC. Z.IbrahimovicD. Mr. WooWHO IS MR. WOO?? next door Ahpek ar?The answer is him lor, thats right Mr. Woo is the Greatest Football Entertainer in The World. No kidding ya, I take this from Wikipedia.Hee Young Woo, also known as Mr Woo, as he has become more popularly known, was born (November 13, 1963). He is a former South Korea football player. Born in Seoul, South Korea, at a very early age Woo realized he had football talent. Inspired by Diego Maradona and his unique ball control ability, ...
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| Rappin' granny? Thrilling... |
| 2007-07-11 21:14:47 |
Okay, toolay we talk about music. Do you like music? I personally love to listen to Maikel Jackson. His song and his dance moves very the mesmerizing la. I remember one song called "Thriller" by MJ. Fuuyooh... the song damn cunted chunted ler.. but I dont encourage piracy okay! Don't go download illegally yah.. and dont buy pirated ones. I know this ahbeng he go and buy pirated MTV dvd and you know what he got inside? Must see these videos below!! Highly recommended.Haha nice or not? Now everything also can already la.. even Lao Zha Bor also can RAP! show this clip to your grandmother. This is the "in" thing now mar..Now go get your lima puluh sen or M&M album and play it out loud.. Rap it with your grandmomma!For those still not enough with this granny, you may visit her blog here. Respec...
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| Sweet dreams, chicken.. |
| 2007-07-11 20:59:34 |
Aiyo! the neighbour's cock, i mean the chicken. It's so annoying la, keep coming into my yard and messed up my plants and shits all over. This is my neighbour and he's crazy. I heard he 's a yokozuna (sumo champion) and I don't wanna mess with him and er.. he loves his cock..the chicken!So, I decided to look for this ol' lady. Peeple says that she can solve any problem, just give her angpao will do. After I told her my problem, she asked her son to follow me back. At home, his son shows me the way to handle the cock (chicken!). You all wanna know how?Like this lorr...http://engrish101.blogspot.com/atom.xml...
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| Emergency Post |
| 2007-07-09 16:18:29 |
Super kanjiong, super anxious, super fast post. No time to check or even read through. This post is going to be an emergency one. A real, real emergency. I believe everyone of you sure got emergency time one.Example 1; Watching porn in the hall with surround sound system. Damn syiok. Suddenly parents come home.Emergency 1; At the nick of the moment, you would be in an emergency state where desicion have to made immediately such as turning off the main power supply.Even I had my own emergency moment as mentioned in 'Example 1'. :P I believe everyone has. Nowadays the society also help us to build a solution for us to react to any sorts of emergency. Or maybe its for deco purposes wan larh.Engrish emergency ass on, don't touch.Too many people misuse the e...
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| Boys and Cars |
| 2007-07-09 09:11:23 |
Boys will be boys, and you may question what's their obsession with cars? You see, the process is a cycle itself. When you were born, you'll have your small toy car by your side. When you are "old" enough to know what car is, you'll get one which you can drive around, by pedalling of course.And when the car is getting too small for your size, you start collecting mini car models, like hot wheels especially. When you see a McD ads on TV about their latest toy car in Kiddy Set Meals, you keep pestering your parents to go there, ended up having McD as breakfast, lunch and dinner. Time flies, and now they even have a 2-gear mini car models in Ferrari.Then there are times when you are on the backseat looking out of the window when your dad is driving. You'll thin...
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| Guys and Girls play with dolls |
| 2007-06-29 07:29:00 |
Its a common sight to see girls with Barbie dolls when we were young. Some still play them when they're old. They change their Barbie's clothe, comb her hair, give her a nice bath and then bring her go 'pak toh' with Ken is his stupid toy Mercidis. We boys would just tease them. Yerr, you play with 'babi' wan ah. We guys play with guns, cars and majio majio stuffs like Transformers(by the way, the movie was great), spy gadgets and stuff. Cmon larh, thats what a real man should be. Or at least when we were young, thats what a 'man wannabe' should be.But I was totally wrong. When I walk walk see see in Yeah-pan! Got one man approach me, ask me wanna buy doll onot. I thought he must be outta his mind? Do I look like a man with daughter or do I look like a siss...
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| Dinner in the Sky |
| 2007-06-29 05:37:00 |
Ok stewlens, I tell you this story when I was in Belgium. This place they called it Brussels, not a vegetable. It's like Kola Lumpor to Mehsia la. So I was with this kwai lo friend of mine, we are so hungry and was looking for a place to dine. We walk here and there also same boring restaurant. I know we hungry la but still we don't simply eat anywhere one ok. You think we so simply?So, while walking around in the city, suddenly rain wor. BUT WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WET? then I looked up, I see this crane with a big carriage thing.Wow! what's that?! and why I smell like pee? Then this guy came to us and asked if both of us wants to join in their group for the next session. He told us, it was actually called "Dinner in the SKY". It's a restaurant which serves...
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| Spinning girl illusion |
| 2007-06-28 08:06:00 |
This girl is driving me nuts! My eyes are locked on her and I'm gonna go all crazy because of her. Why did she do that? What is she trying to prove? What is she trying to do?What?! No, I'm not depressed in a relationship. I'm talking about this lady spinning illusion. Tell me, what did you see? A girl spinning clockwise? Right? No, you're wrong! She's spinning anti clockwise. Okay, thats not a perfect answer. She spins wherever you want her to.Try this. Focus on her shadow/reflection below her. Now picture her spinning the other way. Opposite of what you're seeing now. Can you see her spinning a different direction? How long does it take you to see it? Gosh, I'm going nuts.If anybody kno...
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| Racism and Stereotypes |
| 2007-06-28 05:00:00 |
First and foremost, I would like to ask : are you a racist? If so, why do you differentiate them? Well...Yes, how do a child born a racist? Environment? Family? Friends?"Studies going back over 50 years have repeatedly arrived at the same conclusion -- racists have lower IQs than non-racists. The average intelligence quotient (IQ) of all members of the human race is 100 on the Stanford-Binet scale, as illustrated in the bell curves in the figure below. The average IQ of racists is up to 4 IQ points less than this (Montagu 1952 & 1988, Allport 1946, Frenkel-Brunswick and Sanford 1945). The reasons this is true are not entirely clear. Does racism attract the unintelligent or do the unintelligent default into racist mentalities? An exploration of this phenome...
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| When animals sleep around |
| 2007-06-27 06:43:00 |
Humans and animals fuck. Gosh, too direct. Okay, human and animals do mate. I've been thinking about this for a while now. But it strikes me again today. As my friend told me that he saw a dog fucking a cat near his house. What would the cat give birth to if its pregnant? Would it turn out to be a dog+cat=dogcat?(male to be name first) To be honest, I don't know. Is it possible? Don't know either.Not long ago, we had these news of a Sudan man marrying a goat after they caught him fucking a goat. And he was forced to marry the goat. Very well, we thought it was hilarious and the end of the news. Months later we are hit by the another news that his goat partner matied/dieded after choking on a plastic bag. Hilarious again, but the thing that caught my atten...
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| Happy Birthday |
| 2007-06-26 03:57:00 |
Happy Birthday! Are birthdays supposed to be a happy one. Or is it just because its been associated with the word 'happy' therefore we should be happy. Or are we just trying to hard to be happy. But birthday are definitely occasions when you feel like the world is feeling you. I'm not trying to be all Shakespearian over here but when I was driving to work this morning. I felt that the blend of the grayish blue sky acknowledges my birthday. The wind was singing a rhythm of their own and it was all soothing but hollow at the same time, knowing that was a gap to fill. There was some emptiness and there was joy. God, I love the mornings.Days when they thought we were too young for pornography. And days when you were too old sitting at the couch with cereals ...
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| Thank You, Mr. Policeman! |
| 2007-06-25 04:24:00 |
Peeple thinks that being a police officer, you are also a licensed robber. They misunderstood! Nowadays, many peeples join the police force to get free donuts, nasi lemak and free flow of coffee, as long as you help the law offenders by giving them a chance to change. Policemen are lovely ain't it? There are many heartwarming stories about police officers which accept a cup of coffee than penis penalise peeple.You think it's easy to be a police officer? Sometimes, your own buddy will bite you. You'll have to drive so fast you shit on your pants just to catch up with an F1 driver. You'll be laughed at because you take a kid's bike for your own pleasure.There are times when you go to the beach in a group and look for hot chicks. You guys will whistle and flirt " Hey sweetie!, I'm your friend...
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| Evolution of massage |
| 2007-06-24 14:04:00 |
Massage was always to be considered a applying pressure or motion manually with your hands or with mechanical aids. We've always wanted a good massage after a long day work. Its a good way to release all the stress/pain and improves blood circulation. A thing you can't miss in Tigerland and Barley, Indonesia. Amazing what a massage can do for you.And massage are also associated with 'hamsap lous' (lewd guys) going for some physical touchy with the massage chicks. Some go for guys as well. Not all, but some. And from there onwards, we have foot massage, ear massage, handjob massage and so on. Did I just say handjob? Oh well, yeah. It has pretty much evolve isn't it. And in the market there are players like OSIM and OGAWA to replace chicks and hunks with ma...
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| Of Gays and Lesbians |
| 2007-06-23 08:49:00 |
Nah nah nah! Don't say Engrish Teacher is trying to discriminate, because I'm not. I have my own gay and lesbian friends as well. And I'm all cool with that, but 'you can't touch this'(MC Hammer). Don't touchy touchy me, and I'm allll good. Todays lesson, there is one assumption that was with me all the while. I do not know about you, but me, I always had this mindset that gays are good looking/handsome/sexy and lesbians would be hot/pretty/sexy. But is that really the case? How often do you see fugly gays holding hands, doing a French in front of you?D&G even had this gay themed ad. So much for the gay spenders out there but the question that we really have in mind today is, are all or most of the gays really that good looking/handsome?Don't believe me? Hit to the nearest gay bar you know...
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| Girls, uniform please? |
| 2007-06-22 08:05:00 |
Heylo stewlens. Today i'm introducing fashion tips that existed all along. Fashion tips that are so powerful, it'll make changes in some part of our life. I'm pretty sure all guys, if not all, most guys minus the gays have do have fantasies of woman in uniform. Whats the first uniform than plays around your mind? We'll see.Now it works the same way with girls as well. They enjoy having/looking/tasting man with uniform. Man in tight, body hugging, wet tees. Okay, lets stop imagining. So lets see if what I show you fits your fantasy.Firstly, definitely the barney girl outfit. Oops, Barney Bunny girl outfit, made popular by the playboy is a hawt hawt sexy icon around the world. Chicks in Las Vegas has them on, chicks in pubs has them on, and I know you want your partner to have them on as wel...
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| Yummmmmmmmmmm SENG!! |
| 2007-06-22 06:02:00 |
What is this? another fashion tip post? NO!, its not about hairstail or fashion. Remember those days back in your college life when you have had too many pints of alcoholic beverage, party too hard and got yourself knocked out unconscious? Reminisce...for those underage, don't say I never warn you arh!Why people love to hate drunkard? easy... for some, drunkard may be a nuisance, abusive and out of their mind but there is also some people which find happiness and joy in decorating these drunkards. Here are some examples of their artistic work.Nice or not? now you see drunkards are like dead people. They don't move until they wake up from the coma situation. How do you feel if you are the artist? or the masterpiece? You have your decision. :) Besides this, in college life you will never lov...
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| Today is a Busyday |
| 2007-06-21 04:12:00 |
Good morning students!, today teachar very not free, because have alot of things to do. I see last time in school also when a teachar is not free, he or she will give some work and write something on the board for you to copy. Some even bring you to the library and watch Nasional Geografic. So nice if they play AV instead. Dream on!, come now I've prepared 2 Engrish clips for you to watch. Make sure you watch and I'll ask you questions when I see you tomorrow.Homework 1Homework 2Yay! finally I can leave my work here to go play.....errr NOTHING! I mean see outside got aeroplayne. Buhbye!~http://engrish101.blogspot.com/atom.xml...
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| Military Chicks |
| 2007-06-20 05:40:00 |
How many of y0u have at least, thought once in your life to be a soldier? I have. I thought it was cool, manly, majio and you know, chickens chicks usually fall for those attributes. I know it sounds like a fantasee but again, it differs from people to people larh. Some wants to plotek the Mehsia. But as you grow up with bribry, coffee money, and a pretty much sucky gahmen. You thought to yourself, "Aiyah, proteck myself better larh".I'm here to tell you that you are wrong! No, you're not wrong about proteckting yourself. Its just I found a new meaning to becuming becoming a soldier. I won't tell you why. I show you why. How about that? Not bad rite? Now show you some office military chicks. When you see her, I guarantee you will sign up as to be a soldi...
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| Pimp My Bride Part 2 |
| 2007-06-20 04:17:00 |
Okay, today I'll continue with the sequel to Pimp My Bride. Now that your bride is pimped up, This shop also provide the mean ride. Your bride looks so good, you'll definitely need a nice wedding car.This car above is the latest modded car, like you see on TV one, the fast and furious car. It has a new 20" sport-rims, IKEA pine wood spoiler, and SinChewJitPoh GT rear bumper (Imported) and Hyper Ultra C-Board side skirt.This one very mean, your wedding sure happening. Look at the wheels! the duo-colour ACE sport-rims from Indonesia. The Zimen Killer exhaust muffler which many animals will make it their home (free chargrilled food). Then there is the double tripods spoiler, which can also serves as antenna to get radio coverage from Mars. When you see those sp...
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