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| Unique Visitors: 3 |
| Total Unique Visitors: 94467 |
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| Total Visitors Out: 3742 |
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| Sport Jokes - You know how to catch... |
| 2009-06-27 14:26:00 |
You know how to catch a nice big trout? You look for a place in the stream where there's a sunken log or hole where the big ones like to hang out. Every day for a week, you throw in a handful of worms and a sugar cookie. On the last day, you just throw in the worms. When the trout sticks his head out of the water to see what happened to the sugar cookie, you hit him over the head with a baseball...
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| Bumper stickers 22 - I brake for... wait... AAAH! NO BRAKES |
| 2009-06-08 16:37:00 |
My karma ran over your dogma.I brake for... wait... AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!!A fool and his money are a girl's best friend.I'm not driving fast-just flying low.Help starve a feeding bureaucrat.My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird!Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery."I is a college student."If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you....
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| Bumper stickers 21 - Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW |
| 2009-06-06 16:37:00 |
Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?Life is too complicated in the morning.All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized AutobiographyNobody's perfect. I'm a Nobody.My wife said "If you go hunting or fishing one more time I'm going to leave you"...
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| Teaching Innocent Secretary |
| 2009-06-01 14:25:00 |

Two West Virginia lawyers hired a secretary from a small town in the hills. She was attractive, and really hot but it was obvious that she knew nothing about city life. 

One attorney said to the other, "Mary is so young and pretty she might be taken advantage of by some of those fast-talking city guys. Why don't we teach her what's right and what's wrong?" 

"Great...
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| misc. jokes - A man walking along a California beach |
| 2009-05-29 02:55:00 |
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord grant me one wish." Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is very...
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| Bumper stickers 18 - Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all it's students |
| 2009-05-27 16:36:00 |
"Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all it's students!""According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.""Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.""How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?"Seen on a woman's car: "Men call us birds, we pick up worms""Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.""Give me ambiguity or give me something else.""Why is '...
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| Marriage Jokes - A man called his doctor |
| 2009-05-25 14:36:00 |
A man called his doctor and said, "Doctor, I think that my wife has come down with a case of laryngitis." "Bring her into the office, then" the doctor said, "and I'll see what I can do to treat the condition." "Actually, I was hoping you could tell me how to prolong it."...
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| Idiots go to heaven |
| 2009-05-23 14:43:00 |
Three men a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby. "Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, therefore St. Peter has agreed to limit the number of...
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| Bar & Drinking Jokes - One man to his friend |
| 2009-05-21 14:04:00 |
One man to his friend, what an automated society we live in. Have you ever noticed that when a traffic light turns green, it automatically activates the horn of the car behind you?”...
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