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| Emails From Jesus |
| It's me, Jesus. Satan and I are blogging. People email us their questions, we answer them. There's some pictures and stuff too. It's pretty straightforward. Stop by and have a beer with us sometime. Our doors are always open! |
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| Instant MSG |
| 2007-12-11 03:32:05 |
Dear Jesus: I want to ask you question, do you understand English right!, but do you understand Chinese and other languages?...
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| Australian nosebleed |
| 2007-12-10 23:01:16 |
Ok so check it. Got some strange stuff going on these days, not sure if its you or Stan, or my inner retard messing with me. We need to talk...
Janine...
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| I will name him George |
| 2007-12-09 12:57:12 |
My cousin had her car broken into and we think it is Karma. We thought maybe she should become friends with Buddah, but there are lots of wierdos on myspace calling themselves Buddah. Do you think Karma will get them too?
Andrea...
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| For a good time... |
| 2007-12-08 13:15:28 |
I don't know if it's you who's been messing with me lately or your buddy JC but you both need to lay off a bit! A girl can only take so much...
Oh, and Ray and I go waaaay back! Small world...
That is all.
Janine ...
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| Angel eyes |
| 2007-12-07 02:59:09 |
Yikes. I just realized what it is about you (other than the really great carpentry) that really gets me about you: your eyes. Swear to God (hi, Jesus' Dad!) they follow me around the room! Can you really see what I'm doing right now???
WavyDavy...
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| Fish fry |
| 2007-12-06 13:21:12 |
I just ‘planted’ my son’s gerbil in a beautiful ceremony. Hopefully the dog won’t dig him up. My question is what happens to all those goldfish that get flushed down the toilet. Is it true that they are collected in baskets and fed to crowds in heaven?
Daddy...
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| Of mice and women |
| 2007-12-05 22:01:48 |
Dear Jesus,
I know it's not proper to talk about your mama, but a guy I've been dating suddenly became upset with me over a discussion that your mom may have not been a virgin. I said that it didn't matter whether or not it was the Holy Spirit or Joseph's semen that did the deed. You can still be Jesus, the Son of God, regardless, since your dad is all powerful and stuff. And last I checked, your dad sometimes works through ordinary circumstances that we humans describe as miracles. Well, the boyfriend was appalled, saying you couldn't be the Son of God unless your mom got her freak on with the Holy Ghost and promptly broke up with me.
Sorry for the trouble, JC. I meant no harm or disrespect. Say hi to folks from me!
-Nina
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| A bustle in your hedgefund |
| 2007-12-04 20:25:06 |
Jesus i really need some help here ive tried praying to you and your dad.... but nothing... i really just need some project entropia dollars. So if you could do that for me... I Would pledge my enternal life to the jesus!
Andrew...
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| Freeze in Hell! |
| 2007-12-03 12:38:23 |
Hey, Stan. It's cold here in Beantown, and the cost of oil is waay up. Could you share some of that heat with us?
WavyDavy...
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| Hallmark holidays |
| 2007-12-02 00:30:49 |
hey happy birthday (i hate being late)
xx
punxx...
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