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Statistics |
| Unique Visitors: 111 |
| Total Unique Visitors: 97349 |
| Visitors Out: 1731 |
| Total Visitors Out: 2691 |
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| Solution to the problem |
| 2011-10-17 10:20:00 |
There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a plane. Ten were blonde, and one was a brunette.
They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn’t, the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally the brunette said, “I’ll get off.”
After a really touching speech from the brunette about how she would get off, all of the blondes started clapping.
Problem solved.
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| Keep thinking |
| 2011-10-17 10:10:00 |
Teacher: Good morning class I have a couple of riddles to start off this morning. I have something here that’s round red and good to eat? Sarah: an apple? Teacher: No it’s a tomato but you’re thinking.
Teacher: I have something here that’s yellow and odd shaped and good to eat? Michael: A banana? Teacher: No it’s a pear but you’re thinking.
Little Johnny: Teacher, I have a riddle. Teacher: Okay Johnny tell us your riddle. Little Johnny: I have something in my pocket that’s round, hard and has a head on it? Teacher: Johnny, you go see the principal right this instant. Little Johnny: It’s a nail, but you’re thinking.
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| Poem |
| 2011-10-17 10:06:00 |
A priest and a shepherd from Australia participate in a TV game. After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final assignment. It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word “Timbuktu”. It is city in Africa.
The priest returns with the fruit of his inspiration:
“I was a father all my life,
I had no children, had no wife,
I read the bible through and through
on my way to Timbuktu … ”
The poem makes a great impression, and the priest smells a sweet victory. But then comes the shepherd, with his winning masterpiece:
“When Tim and I to Brisbane went
We met three women cheap to rent.
They were three and we were two,
So I booked one and Tim Booked Two … “
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| Comparison |
| 2011-10-17 10:03:00 |
Wikipedia: I know everything! Google: I have everything! Facebook: I have everybody. Internet: Without me you all are nothing. Electricity: Keep talking bitches!
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| Its Marriage |
| 2011-10-17 09:54:00 |
♥ Before Marriage ♥
Boy: At last i can Hardly wait!
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No don"t even think about it!
... ... Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course, always!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No, why are you asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance i get
Girl: Will you slap me?
Boy: Hell no, are you crazy?!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Darling!!
♥ After marriage Read It backwards!!
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| Pictures |
| 2011-09-17 08:29:00 |
Boy: My girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pictures of her with her new boyfriend for irritating me.
Friend: Really bad! What did u do?
Boy: I sent them to her dad.
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| What Happened at Midnight? |
| 2011-09-17 08:26:00 |
The night was dark, the moon was high
I stopped my bike....she wondered why?
I leant so close, she felt shy
I uttered those three word
I.....la
puncture?
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| Same Dog |
| 2011-09-03 07:43:00 |
Teacher to Student: Kid, your essay on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy from him?Student: No, teacher, it's about the same dog!
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| No Break.. |
| 2011-09-03 07:40:00 |
Sardar Ji: Why have you increased speed of car?
Laloo: Break has failed. We should reach home before accident.
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| Look at the owl! |
| 2011-09-03 07:37:00 |
Angry Boss: Have you ever seen an owl?
Employee: (looking down) No Sir...
Boss: Don't look down. Look at me.
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