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| SMS BUDDY |
| Welcome.Sms jokes,funny sms,love sms,sardar sms,friendship sms and lots of categories.Our site contains precomposed sms messages designed to send them via mobile phone |
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| Do you have a mobile phone?Do you have lots of fri... |
| 2007-08-19 12:39:03 |
Do you have a Phone">mobile phone?Do you have lots of friends,lovers,wellwishers, etc?Want to make them best friends,then,why late?Welcome to SMSBUDDY.This site contains the newest and greatest collection of precomposed SMS Messages specially made for friends and lovers to send via Mobile Phone. Love SMS Text MessagesA collection of funny,cute Love SMS text messages,love quotes,love messages especially made for lovers to send via mobile phone.If I had the letters "HRT",I can add "EA" to get a "HEART"or a "U" and get "HURT".But I'd rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than have a "HEART" without "U".A B C D E FGH I J K L MNOP Q R S TVW X Y ZDid I miss any letteroops! i miss "U"TO VIEW ALL LOVE SMS MESSAGES CLICK HEREFRIENDSHIP SM...
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| Good Night SMS Messages |
| 2007-08-18 15:21:54 |
txt msg: hellour mobile: ssshhhh..my madam is sleeping, pls dont disturbtxt msg: may i vibrate u?ur mobile: ok ok, go aheadtxt msg: i came here just 2 say gudnite to ur madamur mobile: oh, tks..who sent utxt msg: ur madam's lover boy.Notice ur phone got heavier with this message ?It contains load of love, affection and prayers to keep u happy n safe.Hav a nice sleep, Good night!It's a lovely msg to a lovely person from a lovely frnd on a lovely reson at lovely time from a lovely mind in a lovely style to say u gud nit.Swt Drmz.Two devils came in my dreams and they said we want to disturb a nice person. so i gave ur name. But,they said that they can't disturb their boss. Gud n8.**Take some time to smile when you're sad.. to rest wen you're tired.. to luv if you're feeling lone.. & to let go...
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| Missing You SMS Messages |
| 2007-08-18 15:02:21 |
When I miss you, I don't have to go far ... I just have to look inside my heart bcoz that's where I'll find U.I miss you soo much dat you're always on my mind.I love you so much that you're always in my heart.If every drop of rain was a thought of U,I'd hav every storming cloud in the world inside my head and I'd still miss you.**In my life I learned how 2 love, 2 smile, 2 B happy, 2 B strong, 2 work hard, 2 B honest, 2 B faithful, 2 forgive. But I couldn't learn how 2 forget U... Miss U**Am simple BYE make us cry,A simple JOKE make us laugh,simple CARE make us fall in love,I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I miss you......**God gave u 2 legs to walk, 2 hands to hold,2 ears to hear, 2 eyes to see;But Y did he giv you only 1 Heart?Probably bcoz he wants u to look for the other.**Th...
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| Good Morning SMS Jokes |
| 2007-08-18 13:59:00 |
Night has ended for another day,morning has come in a special way.May U smile lik the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.A night hug warms the heart,a night kiss brightens the day, and a gd morning to start your day!It makes me so happy, this is what i m gonna do, Send a gud morning sms right back to you, Good Morning my Friend,HAVE A WoNdErFuL GoOd MoRnInG.See outside the Window,Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U,Birds Singing for U, B'coz last night I told them to wish U G@@D Morning.**Wishing u..... Gud Morning ,gud Afternoon ,gud Evening & gud Night.hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack - I saved the money....**Happy moments Dont forget me;Difficult moments,Trust me;Quiet moments-Call me;Painful moments Tell me;Every moment-Bless me;....Good Morning.....**Between a 100000 yest...
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| Adult SMS Jokes,Messages |
| 2007-08-18 13:12:21 |
DEFINITION OF RAPEDefine Rape: It is an operation without co-operation for the insertion of erection in to depression without permission for the production of future generation.DEGREES OF GIRLSDegrees of girls:BA:Beautiful AssLLB:Lovely Lickable BreastsBSc:Beautiful Sexy CuntMBBS:Member of Big Boobs SocietyMBA:Married But Available.....A GIRL IS SAID TO BE GROWN UP WHENA girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it.DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MOTHER AND WIFEQ: What's the diff between mother & wife?A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.TODAY ITS COLL TO HAV...Today its cool to have small schools and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then U my friend will be THE MA...
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| Friendship SMS Messages,jokes |
| 2007-08-18 13:04:04 |
FRIENDSHIP ISN'T HOW U FORGETFRIENDSHIP isn't how U forget but how U forgive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!UR VALIDITY OF BEING MY FRIEND...Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.So hurryNEVER ABANDON OLD FRIENDSNever abandon old FrIeNdS,They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.PLEASE REMIND MEPlease remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that IAM ALWAYS YOUR LOVING FRIEND. Don't forget. Plz.SOME TRUE FACTS"SOME TRUE FACTS"@ There is n...
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| Love SMS Messages |
| 2007-08-18 12:51:03 |
IF I HAD THE LETTERS...If I had the letters "HRT",I can add "EA" to get a "HEART"or a "U" and get "HURT".But I'd rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than have a "HEART" without "U".GOD GAVE U...God gave U two legs to walk, two hands to hold, two ears to hear, two eyes to see. But why did he give U only one heart? Cause he gave the other one to someone for U to find.IF KISS WAS A RAINDROP...If kiss was a raindrop I'd send you showers. If hug was a second I'd send you hours. If smiles were water I'd send you a sea. If love was a person I'd send you me!!ONE TREE CAN START A FOREST...One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship, one touch can show love and care and one friend like you can make life worth living!WHEN THE NIGHT COMES...When d night c...
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| Good Luck SMS Messages,Jokes |
| 2007-08-18 12:30:13 |
SUCESSFUL MANA successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. Good Luck!PAST - PRESENT - FUTUREPast is experience,Present is experiment,Future is expectation!!!Use ur experience in your experiments to get your expectations..LUCK IS YOURSLuck is yourswishes are mine let's ur future b always shine,Best of Luck!EVERY SUNSET GIVES US ONE DAY TO LIVE......Every sunset gives us 1 day less to live! But every sunrise give us, 1 day more to hope!So, hope for the best.Good Day & Good Luck!SOFT SPEECH,CLEAN HEART...Soft Speech clean heart, peaceful eyes,strengthful hands, focussed mind and determined decision with God's Love always makes U winner,BeSt Of LuCk.CANDLE OF HOPE...The candle of hope is the source of light 4 success in life so don't loose it.F...
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| Naughty SMS Jokes |
| 2007-08-18 07:23:27 |
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet! Santa: Why don't u cook something else.Q: What's the similarity between a lady and a chewing gum? A: Both are sweet n tight in the beginning but become tasteless n shapeless later.At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my hand, oh! Santa: Control urself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?CoNgRaTs.Ur phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play it,just throw ur phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....**He came at night,explored my body,got on top of me,touched me, he bit, sucked, swallowed,when he was satisfyed,he left, i was hurt,BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!**There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Cuddle-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex,Telephone-Se...
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| Funny SMS Messages,jokes |
| 2007-08-18 07:14:50 |
Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper advertisement. Why should girls have all the fun.Taxi driver: Mam, u r the 3rd pregnant lady whom I'm dropping to Airport today.Lady: But I'm not pregnant.Driver: But we havn't reached airport yet.**Wife:Can u explain to me how this lipstick got on ur shirt collar?Hubby:No, I really can't,I definitely remember that I took my shirt off.**Next generation Child wil sing in school:Twinkle twinkle litle star,I just went 2 royal bar,Whisky rates r up so high,So drink a beer wth chiken fry. . ..**WHY SACHIN HAVE TWO CHILDREN,BUT SOURAV HAVE ONE?.BCOZ SACHIN HAVE SECRET ENERGY OF "BOOST".**There is only 1 perfect child in the world and every mother has it.There is only 1 perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it....
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| Sardar SMS Messages,Jokes |
| 2007-08-18 06:38:17 |
sardar's girlfriend removed all of her clothes and said " Treat me like your wife" sardar picked up her clothes and started to wash them ............!Two sardarji's looking at an egyptian mummy;sardar1:luk, so many bandages pakka truck accident case;sardar2:areh, truck number is also written, BC-1700.sardar asked to a lady;"what is ur new car's name?"lady replied:"I don't know, but it starts with "T"sardar: u r very lucky, my car starts with petrol only.**Sardar falls in love with a nurse...After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."**Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &says - What a shit ?"I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all" ?Librarian : So, U are d one who took the TelephoneDirectory....**A sardar on an interview f...
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