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| The purpose of my blog is to have lots of fun making comments on odd news from yahoo news. I will post the news article and then post my comments on it. I hope you readers will have lot of fun with this and post often. Feel free to post your comments on my comments or even your own comments on the odd news. |
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| Policeman's pay lowered for mating dog. |
| 2006-09-15 15:11:57 |
Read This FirstVargoyle’s Comments:The officials in this story are really stupid. They lower the pay of a police officer because the dog he looks after for the department got pregnant. Now you may think his pay should be lowered as he didn’t take responsibility. That may kind of be true but if the officials really didn’t want the dog pregnant couldn’t they’ve just had her spayed? I guess so. So you officials why don’t you lower your pay also as you have had bad oversight on this one!...
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| Please do not drive whilst masterbating! |
| 2006-09-09 14:42:10 |
Read This FirstVargoyle’s Comments:This will be on this man’s most embarrassing moment’s list. He was found by police after crashing car and being unconscious with a vacuum pump attached to his penis. The man was taken to the hospital with head injuries. I wonder what head they are talking about? Please don’t try this at home; masturbating while driving can be very dangerous....
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| Hmm. Tastes just like macadamia nuts! |
| 2006-09-06 16:48:53 |
Read This FirstVargoyle’s Comments:Now who would think macadamia nuts would look like crack cocaine? If even just one person tasted them they would run. I guess it might be a funny prop....
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| Girl falls asleep on flight then wakes up in same city she left from. |
| 2006-09-02 19:27:04 |
Read This FirstVargoyle’s Comments:A teenage girl gets on a flight from Malta to Sophia and happens to fall asleep on the plane and then wakes up back in Malta. How stupid are they? Isn’t it their company policy that the pilot is responsible for making sure all passengers have left the plane? Airline officials said that the plane was “not a place for sleeping.” I thought that was a big promotion thing is that passengers could sleep while they flew. Isn’t that why they give you that little pillow? I really think they should give this girl a refund as she had to pay $200 euros for another flight and lost four days in the mess....
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| Person get car towed in "fake" no parking zone. |
| 2006-09-02 00:21:44 |
Read This FirstVargoyle’s Comments:This has got to be the best practical joke ever. Most likely teens stole a parking sign from somewhere else and then placed parking sign where parking was allowed. Then before people wake up for work the police come ticket and tow their cars. I guess some people were a little steamed when they tried to get to work that morning. I bet the cost of towing and tickets will be dropped but still missing a day of work for this costs money....
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| Please hikers, don't hug the cows. |
| 2006-08-30 12:42:02 |
Read This FirstVargoyle’s Comments:Ok. How many of you people out there have to be told not to hug a cow? I can see hugging a cute cat but I mean does a cow even look huggable? No it don’t. Responding to unfortunate reports of unpleasant meetings between hikers and cattle along Switzerland’s Alpine Hiking Trails this summer, the Swiss Hiking Federation has laid down a few ground rules. DON’T HUG THE COWS! So hikers if a cow comes upon you while hiking walk away backwards and don’t turn your back to it or run, defiantly don’t try and hug it as cows really don’t like hugs and get very mad when that happens....
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| There's more than one way to clean up an oil spill. |
| 2006-08-30 12:22:48 |
Read This FirstVargoyle’s Comments:The prisoners are donating hair to help clean up a 220,000 liter oil spill. I think that prisoners that donated without question should be given a little bit shorted sentences for the donation. I don’t know how well hair picks up oil but I guess it probably has to be pretty good. They are also collecting feathers from birds to help clean up the mess....
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| Commuter has a blast with bridge! |
| 2006-08-29 02:39:54 |
Read This FirstVargoyle’s Comments:This is a great thing to do. I bet this guy was so excited to press the button to blow up the Woodrow Wilson Memorial Bridge. He won the selection to blow up the commuter’s nightmare bridge. What a lucky guy. He suffered a crushed hip during an accident on the bridge. Now he gets his revenge. When asked if he ever thought about blowing up the bridge he answered “Hasn't everybody in Washington, D.C.?” Good job Dan and great fun!Technorati Tags:Woodrow Wilson Memorial Bridge, bridge, blast, bomb, news, blog...
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| Woman tries to teach dog how to drive and fails. |
| 2006-08-28 16:39:29 |
Read This FirstVargoyle’s Comments:This woman in Mongolia thought it was a good idea to teach her dog how to drive a car for whatever stupid reason. Then the dog got into his first car accident. There were no injuries however both vehicles were damaged. She said her dog was fond of watching her drive and thought well why not give the dog a try. My advice is lady please don’t let your dog drive, he can’t learn how.Technorati Tags:news, blog, dog, driving, teach, stupidity...
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| Don't throw that cell phone away, join the cell phone throwing contest! |
| 2006-08-27 17:03:01 |
Read This FirstVargoyle's Comments:This sounds like a very fun contest. All you need to do is throw that cell phone you hate as far as you can. The contest drew 100 throwers. When the events are done they recycle the discarded phones. Lassi Etelatalo took the gold medal by storm with an 89 meter throw. Dutchman Elie Rugthoven did a cell phone juggling act that helped win the silver medal. I hope everyone had fun even though this is a little odd kind of sport. Who knows they just might add this one to the Olympics. Technorati Tags:cell phone, sprint, nokia, news, blog, olympics, sport, throw, throwing...
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| Remember kids dont throw your winning lotto tickets away! |
| 2006-08-26 16:49:58 |
Read This FirstVargoyle’s Comments:Going through the trash for winning lotto tickets isn’t the kind of job I would like but this guy found a winning one. Then the guy who bought the ticket said the money was his as he “accidentally” threw it away. I have no idea how you “accidentally” throw away a million dollar winner but he did. As the guy who bought the ticket passed away during the litigation his estate collected $140,000. The guy who found the ticket wanted to settle before he passes away as he is 83 years old. If you find winning lotto tickets in the trash the old saying goes, “Finder’s keeper’s losers weepers”Technorati Tags:lotto, lottery, tickets, news, blog, estate...
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| "Snake on a Train" Coming to a theater near you! |
| 2006-08-26 15:16:18 |
Read This FirstVargoyle’s Comments:You know I’ve been seeing the trailers for the new movie “Snake on a Plane” and it seemed like it would have a very boring plot. The news article is a real life snake on a train. It got loose and went into the walls of the car and wont come out. Now the car has been put out of service. The reason I thought the “Snake on a Plane” plot was boring is there isn’t much to go with other than there are snakes loose on a plane and then scared people go crazy. All Hollywood drama. Overall snakes don’t attak people unless they are cornered and I just think they would try and hide away from the people in the cargo hold most likely. That would be boring! They really need to come with so...
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| My cow has a foreign accent I swear! |
| 2006-08-24 17:36:42 |
Read This FirstVargoyle’s Comments:Yes you can tell where a cow comes from just by its mooing accent. You know what I think? I think these farmers have WAY too much time on their hands! They say that cows from different parts of the country have different accents when they moo. I don’t know if I really believe this. They also say that maybe the cows pick up the accent from the bond they have with the farmer. Who knows? I guess more scientific research needs to be done and only god knows why. Technorati Tags:news, blog, cows, accent, research, farmers, farm, farming, farms...
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| No mom it's a bomb not a penis pump! |
| 2006-08-23 16:23:51 |
Read This FirstVargoyle’s Comments:This is sure funny. Guy traveling with his mom at the airport identified a penis pump as a bomb because he didn’t want his mother to know what it was. He has been charged with disorderly conduct. I sure hope security personnel can tell the difference between a penis pump and a bomb other wise we’re screwed in this war on terrorism..Technorati Tags:bomb, penis, pump, news, humor, turkey...
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| Teen could get seven years for impersonating journalist. |
| 2006-08-21 20:42:04 |
Read This FirstVargoyle’s Comments:Yes he could get seven years for this one. He’s being charged with criminal possession of a forged instrument, falsifying business records, larceny, criminal possession of stolen property, criminal impersonation and criminal trespass. I really doubt he will get that though. If I were a judge I would just give him some community service, maybe like passing out fliers at the game! Now the guards that looked at these fake passes should be fired. Those are the guys that are really stupid here. Can’t they tell a fake pass when they see one? In this day and age of terrorism you think that they would be able to tell who should be there and who shouldn’t. Technorati Tags:news, mets, baseball, new york, journalism, fake id...
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| The one day marriage. |
| 2006-08-21 13:11:28 |
Read This FirstVargoyle’s Comments:You really have to laugh at this poor guy. He made the mistake of saying “I divorce you” to his wife 3 times while he was drunk. Now his wife has to get married to another guy before they get remarried for at least 1 whole day. I just wonder under Islamic law does she have to actually consummate the marriage? Technorati Tags:news, islam, sex, marriage, india...
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| Brand new blog about baby panda. |
| 2006-08-21 12:59:32 |
Read This FirstVargoyle’s Comments:Well this could be the world’s most boring blog. It is a blog about the baby panda who is only a week old. The panda blog is designed and written in a childish style. I don’t know if I’ll be heading out to this blog soon but welcome to the blogsphere, yet unnamed panda!Technorati Tags:blog, blogging, weblog, china, panda, baby...
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| Put up a sign that says, “Falling Cows”. |
| 2006-08-20 21:52:07 |
Read This FirstVargoyle’s Comments:The woman almost got hit by a falling cow while sunbathing on Britain's Isle of Wight. She heard a loud thud. She turned around and saw the cow falling from the overhead cliffs. The farmer who owns the cows and land above the cliff said it was very sad accident but that the area above is environmentally protected area so they cannot erect a fence. My advice is get one of those invisible fences for dogs and find special collars for the cows that would shock them if they get too close to the edge. Then the cows would still be able to roam up there and catch the ocean cooled air they so much enjoy. Technorati Tags:cows, falling, cliff, news, Current Affairs, humor, random...
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| Man has "hard" decision to make! |
| 2006-08-19 19:03:39 |
Read This FirstVargoyle’s Comments:This is a very tough decision as he’s going to have to choose what one he’s going to keep. I probably would tell him to keep the bigger one. In the article it says they are both fully functional so what’s the problem? He could just keep them both and be “double the trouble”. They say the surgery is going to be tricky as they have to keep the blood flowing to the remaining one. I got one last question. If he decided to keep them both and later on in life he needed Viagra would he get a double prescription?Technorati Tags:penis, double, surgery, viagra, ouch...
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| Island of Japan offering award for getting slimmer. Great prizes! |
| 2006-08-18 13:19:36 |
Read This FirstVargoyle’s Comments:If you live on Okinawa you too could win for losing the most weight. Great prizes like recognition from the mayor or even health club vouchers! Yey! They say the diet of Okinawa has changed since WWII when burger eating Americans came to the island and have been stationed there ever since. They also say they drink more now on this island as they use cars instead of trains now. People can drink and eat all night long instead of having to wait for the train. Sign up now for your great prizes!Technorati Tags:Okinawa, japan, fat, overwieght, lifesytle, prizes, award...
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| Man gets stuck in chocolate. |
| 2006-08-18 12:54:32 |
Read This FirstVargoyle’s Comments:Please don’t stand in the chocolate! It tends to get real sticky. A man while trying to unplug a vat of chocolate stands in the vat and gets stuck. Then the fire department has to come out and they couldn’t set him free until they thinned the chocolate. This is one weird story. Technorati Tags:chocolate, vat, factory...
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| Workers find Virgin Mary chocolate drippings at chocolate facory. |
| 2006-08-18 00:20:34 |
Read This FirstVargoyle’s Comments:This is another eBay case. This piece of chocolate will most likely end up on eBay. Workers at Workers at Angiano's gourmet chocolate company found this likeness of the Virgin Mary under a vat at the factory. It is a 2 inch column of chocolate drippings. Angiano who owns the factory with her sister is start struck finding this. I think eBay is going to be busy at the auction of this one. Remember the first Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich? I sure do and it sold for a bundle. This piece will defiantly taste better than a grilled cheese sandwich plus chocolate connoisseurs will just love this item.Technorat...
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| Three million dollar reward for finding The King. |
| 2006-08-17 15:06:34 |
Read This FirstVargoyle’s Comments:Well now if you find Elvis you are going to be one rich man. They say the odds of actually paying this reward out are 1000:1. That is surly better than playing the lottery. They said that 75% of people think Elvis is dead and only 25% of people think he’s still alive. They started a website where you can read about the reward at www.elviswanted.com.Technorati Tags:elvis, the king, rock and roll, elvis still alive, music, song, reward...
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| This is one stiff drink, stiff on your wallet that is! |
| 2006-08-16 17:51:04 |
Read This FirstVargoyle’s Comments:This is one pricey drink. They sure have gone over the top with this one! It features 200 year old cognac, and flakes of gold. At a price of 500 euros it better taste good! Just don’t let your friends order on your tab at this bar! Some of the bars are also popping a diamond ring into the cognac drink. I guess this would be the drink to buy your lady so that you could propose to her. Technorati Tags:cognac, pricey, gold, rich, unique, bar, liquor, drink...
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| Who knew that running backwards could be so much fun? |
| 2006-08-16 13:40:25 |
Read This FirstVargoyle’s Comments:Yes the fun new sport of running backwards. Great for your leg muscles and a sure challenge for your neck strain. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It seems like it would be fun for the first kilometer and then it would wear itself out very quick. They call this “retro running”. Almost like it had been in style 20 years ago. Inaebnit thinks that running backwards up a mountain is great. I say it just might help you out as you won’t be able to see how far you got to go. It takes the runners almost twice as long to run the same distance backwards but I bet they’ll be able to cut that once they get more trained in this new sport.Technorati Tags:sport, running, sports, running backward, mountain, ...
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