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| Total Unique Visitors: 332 |
| Visitors Out: 2817 |
| Total Visitors Out: 10900 |
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| Little Johnny’s mother is taking a bath… |
| 2008-04-26 14:50:00 |
Little Johnny’s mother is taking a bath, having recently been discharged from hospital where she had all of her pubic hair removed. Johnny comes into the bathroom as she’s drying off, and asks her what happened to the hair. “I’ve lost my sponge,” she says, and sends Johnny to play. A few moments later, Johnny [...]...
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| 88 Minutes - Movie to see this weekend (April 18, 2008) |
| 2008-04-18 20:11:44 |
Dr. Jack Gramm is a college professor who moonlights as a forensic psychiatrist for the FBI. When Gramm receives a death threat claiming he has only 88 minutes to live, he must use all his skills and training to narrow down the possible suspects, who include a disgruntled student, a jilted former lover, and a [...]...
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| The Amish go to town |
| 2008-04-17 19:14:45 |
An Amish boy and his father rode into town to visit a new shopping mall. All that they saw had them reeling in amazement, but the one thing that really caught their eye was a pair of shiny ‘walls’ that could slide open and close effortlessly shut again. The boy looked at his father and [...]...
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| The History Of Man |
| 2008-04-16 15:18:41 |
Adam was hanging around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So, God asked him, “What’s wrong with you?”
Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.
He said, “This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook [...]...
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| Street Kings - Movie to see this weekend (April 11, 2008) |
| 2008-04-11 18:21:57 |
Tom Ludlow, a veteran LAPD Vice Detective, sets out on a quest to discover the killers of his former partner, Detective Terrance Washington. Captain Wander’s, Ludlow’s supervisor, duties include keeping him within the confines of the law–and out of the clutches of Internal Affairs Captain Biggs. Ludlow teams up with a young Robbery Homicide Detective [...]...
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| My Greatest Sin |
| 2008-04-11 18:10:39 |
Three nuns on a train had been getting to know one another and decided to tell each other what their greatest sins were. The first nun says, “My greatest sin is sex. Every year I go out for a week and work as a prostitute. Of course, I put all the money I earn into [...]...
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| Old Magazine Covers |
| 2008-04-09 16:32:05 |
Time magazine Cover on Hitler’s death
Bill Gates for the first time on Time Magazine
Showing the “Radio Hat”, a two tube battery operated radio....
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| Opposites |
| 2008-04-09 16:23:55 |
At a southern university, students in the psychology program were attending their first class on emotional extremes.
“Just to establish some parameters,” said the professor to the student from Arkansas, “what is the opposite of joy?”
“Sadness,” said the student.
“And the opposite of depression?” he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma.
“Elation,” she said.
“And you sir,” he [...]...
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| Can I help you? |
| 2008-04-08 23:26:32 |
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.
He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge [...]...
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| Kansas stuns Memphis in OT for title |
| 2008-04-08 14:26:39 |
“The Jayhawks (37-3) gave the school its third NCAA tournament title and first since 1988. It’s also a first for coach Bill Self, 45, whose players denied Memphis its first championship.”...
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