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Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 36

2008-04-25 08:22:19

though peacethough peace is very important in our livescause without thought peacepaano tayo makakapag thought brass!!!------------------Magsyota naglalakad sa parkGF: hon, naiihi akoBF: ok.. dyan ka na lang sa damuhan...(habang umiihi kinapa kapa ni bf ang legs ni gf ng may nahawakan siyang mahaba sa gitna ng legs)BF: Pucha!!! nagpalit ka ba ng kasarian??GF: Ulol!! nagpalit lang ako ng desisyon... dudumi na lang ako!!!------------------Luv U!!!pag mahal mo siya.. sabihan mo kahit alam mong walang kapalit yun.Ang mahalaga nalaman niya...at kung magalit siya.. sabihin mo:NAGKAMALI LANG NG SEND.. PAKYU!!!!Taenang ito!!! yabang!!!!------------------------A riddle that will kill your brainthere are only 3 words in the english language that ends in "gry"1 is ANGRY and the other is HUNGRYEveryon...

Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 35

2008-04-14 08:38:57

makabagong kasabihan:"aanhin mo ang taong maganda...kung siya ay pumapangit pag katabi ko na?!!"------------------------------------Binata: ale, liligawan ko po ang anak nyoAle: wag muna, nag-aaral pa siyaBinata: Sige po kapag uwian na lang nila!!! :)-------------------------------------Mansanas pantalon,ang sapatos may buhok(may buhok)..lahat sila nakatingin na sa iyo (sa iyo)Ay nadapa! (ay nadapa)bigla bigla, nagspageti pababa ba ba ba ba...Pawis na at kupas, ang sapatos may sintas(may sintas!!)paikot ikot puwet pinalong malakas(malakas!!)Ay nadapa(ay nadapa)Bigla bigla nagspagetti pababa ba ba ba ba...."low"- flo ridatagalog version------------------------------------------Spanish Poemel papa la bombay mama de camatres beses biradacontodo romansael papa pagod nala mama gusto pael papa t...

Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 34

2008-04-08 08:48:54

How would Newton explain "falling in love"its like two marbles that fall in different waysOnce free fall theres no initial force it just go with gravityWhich one will reach the land first?Like fallin in loveWhich of the two will end sooner??Love that you feel freely?or love that you forced to feel??Oha oha!!! sino nagsabi na bagsak ako sa physics...-----------------------------------------Love just one person...And just taste the rest....-----------------------------------------Nahihiya ako sa yo......Kasi madalang kita matxtBusy kasi ako masyadoikaw???Bakit hindi mo ako tinetext??hindi ka ba nahihiya???Artista pa nagtetext sa yo??!!!-----------------------------------------A Mom called his son...Mom: Pauwi ka na ba?? Asan ka na???Son: andito po ako sa hospi...

Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 33

2008-03-24 08:55:12

10 embarassing moments:10. masakit ang tyan at hindi na inabot ang cr9.umakbay ka sa ibang tao na kalo mo friend mo8.nagulat ka pero walang nagulat7. nagjoke ka sa madaming tao pero walang natawa6.panay salita mo wala ka na palang kausap5.pag na nkikitawa ka sa mga magfriends na nagjojoke sa jeep. Feeling close.4. feel na feel mo na ikaw ang kausap, yun nasa likod mo pala3. bihis na bihis ka na. hindi ka pala kasama2. lumobo sipon sa sobrang tawa1. tapos sininghot mo pabalik imbes na punasan!!!------------------------------------sabi nilabalang araw mahahanap ko dinyung magmamahal sa kin ng tunay...natawa ako....wala lang, natawa lang ako.. hahaha!!! masama ba tumawa???-------------------------------------Top 6 problems of highschool students:6. Allowance5.Assignments4.exams3. grades2. ins...

Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 31

2008-02-08 07:09:08

Happy Valentines day!!!!! Maligayang Araw ng mga Puso!!!! from Pinoy Jokes---------------------Exercise daily keep your body healthy like my lola She was 35 when she started walking 5kms a day Now she's 98 and until now... hindi pa umuuwi.. ...

Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 30

2008-01-21 06:47:59

"Bakit ba pati ako, binibigyan nyo ng malisya? Ano ba ang kasalanan ko?!"- Talong"Hindi lahat ng malakas, super hero!"- Putok"Paano tayo makakabuo kung hindi ako papatong sa iyo?"- Lego"Halika, bigyan mo pa ako ng init. Kailangan kong pumutok para ako'y iyong matikman at ika'y masarapan. Ayan na! Puputok na! Humanda ka!"- Popcorn"Kahit papaano, gusto ko din ng exposure!"- Singit"Hindi ko hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo na ako'y sa iyo. Ayoko lang naman na sa harap ng maraming tao, ganun mo na lang ako itanggi!"- Utot"Hindi lahat ng hinog ay matamis!"- Pigsa"Kapag ang katawan mo'y nag-iinit, lagi na lang ako ang hinahanap mo.Maya't maya mo akong ginagamit at pinapagod. Hindi ka na naawa!"- Aircon"Pagod na akong humawak ng balls mo! Pagod narin ako sa pagbihis-hubad mo sa akin. Malapit na naman...

Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 29

2008-01-11 05:05:41

Sa taon ng daga, sana kagatin ka suwerte, ngatngatin ka ng saya at maging mabilis ang pasok ng pera sa yo!!! ipasa mo agad ito sa iba. kapag bumalik sa yo.. Suwerte yun!!!!-------They say i look goodi say ...i taste even better!!! hehehehe!!!-------if you have sex 365 times last year and kept all condoms and melt them, you can then make a tire and actually call it a GOODYEAR!!!! heheheh-------Kapag iniwan ka ng mahal moHuwag kang lumuhaSa halip magsaya at sabihin...simula ng iniwan mo ako..."my skin is firmer. my pores are smaller and my lines parang nawala" :)--------"laging nasa huli ang pinakamatangkad""kapag may usok... kawawa ang may hika"" when the cat is away.. sabihin mo lang.. wiss, wiss, wiss para lumapit""Kapag may tiyaga... may Goodluck!!!""Aanhin pa ang damo kung garden mo na...

Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 28

2008-01-03 08:42:55

This edition of PinoyJokes is brought to you by PenoycentradotNEt. Thanks to all who shares their jokes!!! keep them coming!!!! Txt nyo na ang mga Jokes jokes nyo!!!!--------------Ano bang problema mo? Tinatanung lang naman kita, minumura mo pa ako. Hindi naman kita pinipilit sumagot!! kung hindi mo na kaya eh di huwag na!!!!--- TEST PAPER------------Babae: aalis na ako!!! iiwan na kita!!!Lalake: huwag love!!! Kapag umalis ka!!! maglalaslas ako ng pulso...Babae: mukha mo!!! magpatuli nga hindi mo magawa!! maglaslas pa kaya?? Supot!!!-----------May then holiday season bring u Joy, Grace and Love...Si Joy nasa dating club pa din; si Grace kasi may utang ka pa at hinahanap ka ni Love, buntis daw!!!-----------Son: Dad, i had my ...

Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 27

2007-12-23 07:50:22

Juan: Buwiset na shampoo ito.. hindi bumubulaPedro: paanong bubula yan hindi naman basa ang buhok mo!!!Juan: Baliw!!! for dry hair nga daw ito eh!!! bobo ka ba??!! Epal!!!------------------------Do you know INNER ROW???What is inner row??Inner Row is that which comes beforePibrerowMarsowAbrilMayow...-----------------------Alcohol Solves no problems. Neither does milk. Pero buti pa ang alak, libre kung minsan.Eh ang Milk?? Meron na bang nag-treat ng milk? at sinabi nya tara dude milk tau??!!!-----------------------Mag syotang nag uusap sa tabing dagatGirl: Hon anong zodiac sign mo??Boy: (nagisip siya dahil bobo hindi nya alam) sayo muna hon.Girl:zodiac sign ko CancerBoy: sa kin Goiter!!!-----------------------as proposed by law sex will now be taxed.1. upon penetration(VAT Vaginal Access Ta...

Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 26

2007-11-30 09:35:04

Cheap Lacoste Shirts for Christmas!!! order now!!!--------------------kung totoo ang "Darwin's theory of evolution" na ang tao ay namula sa unggoyBakit may mga taong mukhang kabayo???Baka another theory noh???--------------------did you know that-cockroaches have fingers and nails??-rats can cure diabetes??-ballpens in the earlier times are used as needles in making umbrellas??-the saliva of a horse is used in making cheese??galing noh??Lahat yan imbento ko lang... hahahaha--------------------Life depends on the way you think. For example, read this: Mypenisinhermouth.What did u read?? My pen is in her mouth.or did your dirty mind read something else???--------------------Boy: musta???Girl: k lang. kaw?Boy:k lang din. hehehe.Girl:hehehe..sa Globe Unlitxt, walang kuwenta ang usapan. hahahah...

Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 25

2007-11-22 08:50:59

Cheap Lacoste Shirt for Sale------------------Roses for lovers,chocolates for crushesballoons for friendshipsmost of all,for lovelessred...REDHORSE..-----------A man killed a DEER and cooked it but doesnt tell the kids what it ishe gives a clue"ganyan ang tawag ng Mama nyo sa akin"the girl cries out,"wag nyong kainin.. demonyo yan!!!!"------------Who said fill in the blank is easy???Sige ikaw nga...try natin.. fill this blank with YES or NO...___________, i am not a normal person.-------------isipin mo palagi ako nandito sa likod momahulog ka man sa hukay huwag ka matakot hindi ka nag-iisahindi man kita kayang hilahin pataaskaya ko naman sumigaw ng"help, look oh, nahulog siya!!! Soo engot kasi!!!!"-------------gusto kong sabihing masaya ako para sa inyo..pero nasasaktan ako... puwede bang ...

Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 24

2007-11-03 20:12:58

sakaling dumating angoras na umiiyak ka,huwag kang magdadalawangisip na magtxt or tawagan akodahil ibibili kita ng ice creamtsaka lobo tapos hindinatin sila bati... :)----------------------------i hope ok ka lang today... umiiyak ako ngayon.. i have a big problem..txt ako sa yo to ask for your help.. can u help we with my problem??paano ba mag-ihaw ng YELO???----------------------------Patient: Doc i have problem but promise you wont laugh(drops his pants and shows the tiniest penis ever)doc trying not to laugh: Ok whats the problemPatient: namamaga po eh-----------------------------Konting pampam lan...Use DEDICATE in a sentence...kapag ginamitan mo yan ng glue for sure DEDICATE yan...How about CONTINUE..kahapon ang dami dami nyo bakit ngayon ang CONTINUE....idagdag pa natin ang VIOLET......

Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 23

2007-10-21 20:47:41

Example ng mga hindi tamang sago sa maayos na tanong:1. Kumain ka na? - Busog pa ako2. Andyan ba ang nanay mo? - bakit po?3. Anong oras klase mo? - mamaya4. San kayo galing tol?? - nagstroll lang tol5. Paano mo ginawa yan? - madaling lang --------------------------------------------good persons are made of sugar and spice...but me, my friends are made of...san mig light and ice... :)--------------------------------------------Jingom bells jingom bellsjingom all the wayo daspan electric fankaldero kag pinggan hey!!!Advance Merry xmas!!! namamasko po!!!-------------------------------------------Mga title ng mga seksing pelikula:1. Ang kati ng higad mo2.budburan ko ng niyog ang mainit mong pichi-pichi3. lawayan mo baka mausog4.huwag mong ibabad, isawsaw mo lang5.napagod ang bunganga sa l...

Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 22

2007-09-23 07:03:56

10 Painful things:1.bringing back the feeling you've learned to forget2.reminiscing the good times3.trying to hide what you really feel4.loving someone who loves another5.having a commitment with someone that you know wouldnt last6.shielding your heart to love somebody7.loving a person too much8.right love at the wrong time9.taking the risk to fall in love again10. bihis na bihis ka tapos hindi ka pala kasama-------------------Pen pen de chorvaloo de kemerloo de eklavoo, hao hao de chenelyn de big uten, sifit dapat iipit, goldness filak chumuchorva sa tabi ng chenes!!! shoyan an..-------------------Minsan pinaupo ako sa isang room sa gitna ng maraming tao....Ayun dun nauso ang CENTER of ATTRACTION!!!-------------------Customer: Waiter!! bakit ang tagal ng order ko?? ilan ang cook nyo dito?...

Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 21

2007-09-08 03:22:40

Teacher: mga bata alam ba nyo na ang bawat butil ng bigas ng palay ay galing sa dugo at pawis ng mga magsasaka???Mga bata: EEEWWWWWW!!!!-----------------------Apo: Lolo halina at bagong luto pa itong arroz caldo para makahigp po kayo ng sabaw para naman po mainitan ang sikmura nyo, halina po kayo lo!!Lolo: FUCK OFF!!!!----------------------Bob: nagkakamagkano ka sa isang araw???Pulubi: naguumpisa kasi ako ng 8am. Ngayon 9am na, naka P80 na koBob: hindi na masama no?? ano mabibili mo dyan???Pulubi: Puwede na itong isang espreso macchiato sa starbucks...----------------------if only adam and eve were pinoy..they would not commit original sin..why??they would ignore the fruit..and instead..Eat the snake..PULUTAN ito!!!----------------------Boy: sigurado ka ban...

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2007-08-18 10:42:21

Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 20

2007-08-18 03:34:49

Last night my pillow saw me sad.She asked me, "Why are you crying??? tears falling on me??"Know what i did??Siyempre tumakbo ako!!! kaw ba namang kausapin ng unan!!! English pa!!!--------------------------------------------------IQ testwhy is P3.70 = P13.20??? isip muna bago down....Answer: trisibinti=tsisibinti!!!!hahaha!!! hindi na-gets!!! basahin mo ulit!!! hehehhe--------------------------------------------------Kahit marami na akong nahalikanKahit madami ng labi ang dumampi sa akinMarami mang lumaway sa akinHindi ibig sabihin nito na wala na akong dangal--- Kutsara---------------------------------------------------Boy: Daddy?? how did i come into this world???Dad: listen carefully. Mom and dad met each other in a cyber cafe. In the restroom of the cyber cafe, dad connected to mom. Mom...

Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 19

2007-07-28 03:24:04

Bakit "TT" ang tawag sa male sex organ??kasi kapag may nakahubad TAYO-ng-TAYOkasi kapag excited TIGAS-NG-TIGASkapag natapos TULO-ng-TULOoh ikaw?? TT rin..TAWA-ng-TAWA------------------------------------A pinoy in New York bumps into a blackman...BLACKMAN: Hey, watch it!!! you muddafucka!!!Pinoy: Gago ito ah!!! MADAFAKA RIN SANA!!! ngo ngo!!!-------------------------------------Tanong: Bakit hindi pwedeng magswimming ng sabay-sabay ang mga kalbo sa jacuzzi??Sagot: Kasi magmumukha silang FISHBALLS!!!! hehehe-------------------------------------Magmahal???oo, nagawa ko nmagmakaawa??oo, nasubukan ko naumiyak??oo, ilang beses nasumuko??hindi pa...bakit ako susukomukha ba akong WANTED??ARTISTAHIN yata ito!!!--------------------------------------Dangerous snake....

Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 18

2007-07-15 07:03:35

May our relationship turn into silversilver into goldand to diamondtapos benta natin para yumaman tau!!!bili tau ng bahay!!!!---------------------------------Marami akong lugar na hindi malilimutanlugar kung saan nagtawananlugar na kung saan nagasaranpero alam mo ba yung lugar na kahit kaylan hindi ko malilimutan??sa "makati"doon kita nakilala eh!!!--------------------------------sabi nila ang tumawa daw ng hahahaay good luckingat ang tumawa ng heheheay matalinoikaw anong pipiliin mo??maging good looking o matalino??hirap noh??haehaehaehae!!!!--------------------------alam mo ba tinext kita dahil gusto ko lang mangamusta...yun lang ayoko ng pahabain pa itong txt ko sa yo kasi ang pakay ko lang talaga ay kumustahin ka...medyo tinatamad ako magtxt lalo na kung mahaba at alam kong tatamarin k...

Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 17

2007-06-15 23:18:37

A father was trying to teach his son about the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whisky. The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whisky curld up and died.Father: all right son, what have you learned from the show???Son: Well dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, hindi ka magkakabulate!!!!---------------------------------Mister: (kissing wife's shoulder) hon, sige naMisis: (nairita) bumabagyo!!!Mister: ayaw mo yun?? malamig!!!Misis: tanga!!! hindi ka na nahiya!! andaming tao dito sa evacuation center!!!---------------------------------Hello!!! Kumusta?? Badtrip ako... baliw yata yung kapitbahay namin.. sigaw ng sigaw, nagwawala talaga!!!.. tapos hindi ako makatulog kasi sumisigaw pa... sabi"Kahit picture mo lang (your name here...

Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 16

2007-06-10 06:57:21

Manghuhula: Magiging mapalad ka sa larangan ng sex. Duduy: Wow!!! ibig nyong sabihin, marami akong makakasex??? Manghuhula: Hindi. Palad mo lang lagi ang makakasex mo!!! -------------------------------------------------- Lalaki 1 : anong hayop ang in na in?? Lalaki 2: ano?? Lalaki 1: Bear... Lalaki 2 : bakit bear?? Lalaki 1: kc OSO... pare OSO... Lalaki 2 : ngehhh!!! mamatay ka sa kakornihan --------------------------------------------------- Therapist: To what animal do you compare your penis??? Juan: Lion!!! its strong!!! Pedro: giraffe!!! coz its long Boy: Mouse!!! Juan and Pedro: What??? Why mouse??? Boy: Coz its chased by pussies!!! --------------------------------------------------- Pare 1: Ang gara ng sapatos mo pare!!! Pare 2: Sorpresa ng misis ...

Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 15

2007-05-20 07:30:11

While on the Bus Boy: I hate when i see a girl standing in a bus when i am comfortably seated Girl: so what do u do? Boy: i just close my eyes -------------------------------- Madaling magkasakit ang mga cute... ang mga crush ng bayan... ang ma appeal at henyo... ang kind, thoughtful, smart, sweet, malakas ang karisma... ang.... sama ng pakiramdam ko... ------------------------------- Sa impiyerno Satanas: Papipiliin kita ng gusto mong parusa sa yo!!! mamili ka sa tatlong kuwarto ng kaparusahan!! Binuksan ang unang kuwarto, isang lalaki ang nakakadena habang unti unting lumulubog sa dagat ng apoy.. Boy: ayoko diyan!!! Binuksan ang pangalawang kuwarto: isang lalaki ang nakakadena nilalatigo!! Boy: ayoko riyan!!! Binuksan ang pangatlong kuwarto: isang matandang...

Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 14

2007-04-30 01:33:46

"filipino class"Guro: juan, magbigay ng pangungusap na may tayutay...Juan: Ahem. " ang tatay ay nadapa.. Tayo tay!! tayo tay!!!"------------------------------------------------------ang pagkakaibigan...parang bulate sa puwet hindi mo makikita yun...pero ikaw lang ang nakakadama ng kiliti nito...salamat ha!!! dahil isa kang bulate sa puwet ko !!!ang kati mo friend!!!-------------------------------------------------------kung pangarap mong mahalin ka ng isang tao ng totoo at tunay at hindi ka lolokohin...Txt mo si Prospero Pichay!!!Pangarap niyang tuparin ang pangarap mo!!!!---------------------------------------------------------There was a mommy fish who got separated from her baby fish...When they saw each other again after a very long time..the mommy fish said to the baby fish...ISDA you...

Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 13

2007-04-05 18:19:09

PINOY SIGNSPosted outside a house in Jaro, Iloilo :HOURSE FOR RENT, FULLY FURNACED (Boy, it must really be hot in there.)On a glass window of a photography shop in Cabanatuan :WE SHOOT YOU WHILE YOU WAIT Posted at a construction site in Mandaluyong:BAWAL OMEHI DITO, ANG MAHULI, BOG-BOG! On the fence of a makeshift parking lot in Pasay :PARKING PEE: P10 Printed on a streamer in front of a gym in Lucena City :We Almost Have Complete Set of Gym Equipments (Now, how's that for truth in advertising?)In a supermarket in Baguio :FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE Outside a flower shop along Avenida Rizal:WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS In a bowling center in Congressional:PARKING FOR COSTUMERS ONLY In a restaurant in Cebu :WE HAB SOP-DRINK IN CAN AN IN BATOL On the g...

Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 12

2007-03-17 20:17:07

SHIT TALK:JERBS,JERBAK = taeTUBOL = taeng mtigas, gabato, msakit sa pwet.MEKIKWEKWEK = eto ung mlamig na talsik ng tubig sa pwet pag natutubol.BURABUS = sabog na tae, kalat sa buong inidoro.BUGRET = taeng malambot, may mga gulay, bits, corn, bellpepper.HUDINI = taeng biglang nawawala, wala ka ng ifaflush.MCARTHUR = taeng bumabalik pagakatpos i-flush. I shall return!!!!LIGAPOT = taeng tubig, diarrhea, mabaho!!!BAHID = taeng nasa panty at brief dulot ng UST.UST = utot sabay tae.------------------------TITSER: Ano ang PAST TENSE sa LABA?BOY#1: Naglaba mam!TITSER: Tama! Ano ang PRESENT TENSE?BOY#2: Naglalaba!TITSER: Tama! Ano naman ang FUTURE TENSE?BOY#3: MAGSASAMPAY mam!------------------------AMERICAN ENGLISH: Eat All You Can, don't be shy, feel at home!!!!IN TAGALOG: kain lang kayo ng...

Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 11

2007-03-07 08:35:17

Congratulations to Batch 2007 !!! Happy Graduation !!!! Happy Commencement Day !!! Maligayang Pagtatapos !!! Welcome to the world of happily unemployed/employed !!! Good luck to you all !!!-----------------------------------Q: Anong apelyido ni Sisa?A: Sisa MistritQ: Anong apelyido ni Cedie?A: Cedie PlayerQ: Anong apleyido ni Beast?A: Beast KwitQ: Anong first name ni Nemo?A: Sarahgero NemoQ: Anong apelyido ni Punisher?A: Punisher RannoQ: Anong apelyido ni Denzel?A: Denzel WetaQ: Anong apelyido ni Curly?A: Curly GazpiQ: Ano last name ni Anchor?A: Anchor TisQ: Ano last name ni Jewel?A: Jewel TorreQ: Ano last name ni Kula?A: Kula DesmaQ: Ano surname ni Joseph?A: Joseph ProtgamQ: Anong apelyido ni Aiko?A: Aiko ZadaQ: Anong apelyido ni Christopher?A: Christopher MinuteQ: Anong apelyido ni Palit...

Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 10

2007-02-22 03:27:55

Congratulations to Batch 2007 !!! Happy Graduation !!!! Happy Commencement Day !!! Maligayang Pagtatapos !!! Welcome to the world of happily unemployed/employed !!! Good luck to you all !!!------------------------------------------------------------------------------Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------"hindi ibig sabihing marami ng labi ang dumampi sa akin ay marumi no...hindi ibig sabihing marami ng laway ang natikman ko ay wala na akong dangal..."---kutsara---------------------------------------------------------------------------Ito ang message na sigurado ifo-forward mo:"GAGALISIN ANG PUWET NG HULING MAKAKATANGGAP NITO"yahooo!! Safe na ak...

Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 9

2007-02-15 05:26:58

Wishin you the warmth, happiness and goodwill of the season...And all the best that new year can bring...MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!Walang pakialamanan...Malamig eh!!!-----------------------------------------------------------If good looks could kill, don’t look at me.I don’t want to see you die.------------------------------------------------------------Erap to Loi: Wow ang bango mo ngayon ah! Anong gamit mong pabango?Loi: Secret!!!Erap: Secret? Di ba pinapahid yun sa kili-kili?------------------------------------------------------------Days are made special with a smile.So smile at everyone, smile at everything...Smile anywhere , smile anytime....A friendly reminder from PHILIPPINE MENTAL HOSPITAL.------------------------------------------------------------In a petshop, customer talks to a pa...

Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 8

2007-02-12 01:57:44

Note: Please Support this site.... send your Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages to pinoyjokeatgmaildotcomMaligayang Araw ng mga Puso !!!! Happy Valentines Day !!!!---------------------------------------------This message is strictly for CUTE and CHARMING persons only… since you received this message… we deeply apologize for the disturbance due to technical error… Happy Valentine's day !!!----------------------------------------------------------------A lawyer driving on a hi-way notices a crowd in an intersection. With his urge to get into the thick crowd and see the action.. He shouted, "im the son of the victim." upon hearing, the people made way f...

Pinoy Jokes and funny SMS Text Messages Number Wan

2007-02-05 00:04:27

Note: Please Support this site.... send your Pinoy Jokes and Funny-Sms">Funny SMS Text Messages to pinoyjokeatgmaildotcom----------------------------The SinnerSinner: Father 4give me for I have sinned. Im sexually preoccupied and often read dirty jokes and graphics from my celfonePriest: child, can you be my textmate?------------------MagkumareMrs Wan: oh mare bt ka umiiyak?Mrs Tu: Nag-away kami ni pare, gusto niya sex kame style aso, tumanggi akoMrs Wan: Masarap naman yun ah?Mrs Tu:Masarap nga, kaso ang gusto niya sa kalsada!-------------------Juan at PedroJuan: Pre, san ka galing?Pedro: sa sementeryo, Libing ng biyenan koJuan:Eh bat ...

Pinoy Jokes and funny SMS Text Messages Number Tu

2007-02-05 00:03:58

Note: Please Support this site.... send your Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages to pinoyjokeatgmaildotcom--------------------------A Colegiala was interviewed...Question: whats the difference between a penis and a Kamote?Colegiala: yak naman!!! as in hellooo?? I dont eat kamote noh.. how can i compare?!--------------------------GRO: Miss pabili ng condom, dalawang dosenaTindera: wow!! Dami naman… Fully booked ba ngayon??GRO: hindi naman.. may 3-day sale lang…----------------------------------Teacher: Give me colors that begin with letter “M”Pupil: Maroon!!!Teacher: Anybody else??Ngongo: Mlue, Mrawn, mlak, maiolet…Teacher: Mery ngood!!!-----------...

Pinoy Jokes and funny SMS Text Messages Number Tri

2007-02-05 00:03:26

Note: Please Support this site.... send your Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages to pinoyjokeatgmaildotcom---------------------------------Wife puts Viagra on Husband coffee to add sex drive… after drinking, husband grab and fucked her on the table.. Wife shouts and cried… “Tang-ina naman”… Wag naman dito sa Jolibee!!!” ---------------------------------- Oi, watch ka CNN News!!! Manny Pacquio disqualified by Nevada Athletic Comission!!! Drugs found in his urine!!! Puro ALAXAN, CIRCULAN & ROBITUSSIN!!! May DATU PUTI pa!!! ---------------------------------- Girl: taguan tayo.. Pag nakita mo ko papayag akong makipag sex ...

Pinoy Jokes and funny SMS Text Messages Number Por

2007-02-05 00:02:45

Note: Please Support this site.... send your Pinoy Jokes and Funny-Sms">Funny SMS Text Messages to pinoyjokeatgmaildotcom----------------------------------------------------------Nanay: Bobo ka talaga! 1 to 10 lang hindi mo kayang bilangin?Anak: mas bobo si itay nay, kasi nadinig ko minsan sabi, “Tama na inday hanggang tatlo lang ang kaya ko”-----------------------------------------Apo: Lola pupunta lang kami sa tipar!!!Lola: Ano bang tipar ang pinagsasabi nyo?Apo: Tipar is PartyLola: Puro salitang kanto ang alam nyo…mga PAKINSHET kayo!!!!-----------------------------------------Anak: Tays! Kains na tayos!!!Ama: Gago!!! Tigilan m...

Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages Siks

2007-02-05 00:02:09

Note: Please Support this site.... send your Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages to pinoyjokeatgmaildotcomMerry Christmas!!! Merry Xmas !!! Maligayang Pasko !!! Happy New Year !!! Manigong Bagong Taon sa Inyong Lahat !!!!------------------------------------------PEDRO: Miss, pabili nga ng bolpen.MISS: Sorry po sir, wala po kaming bolpen.[Inis na lumabas si Pedro sa tindahan.PEDRO: My God! Penshoppe walang bolpen! Haller!-------------------------------------------Textmate Addict 1: Friend, my taning na ang buhay ko! Last nyt ko na to kya txt tau buong gabiTextmate Addict 2: Heh! Tumigil ka nga, maaga pa gising ko bukas buti ikaw hindi na gigising!!!!--------...

Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages Seben

2007-02-05 00:01:15

Note: Please Support this site.... send your Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages to pinoyjokeatgmaildotcomMerry Christmas!!! Merry Xmas !!! Maligayang Pasko !!! Happy New Year !!! Manigong Bagong Taon sa Inyong Lahat !!!!-----------------------------Kung mayaman ka, meron kang "allergy"**Kung mahirap ka, ang tawag dyan ay "galis" o "bakokang"**Sa mayaman, "nervous breakdown" dahil sa "tension and stress"**Sa mahirap, "sira ang ulo"**Kung mayaman ka, "pneumonia" daw ang sakit mo**Kung mahirap, "TB" yon**Sa mayaman, "hyperacidity"**Kapag mahirap, "ulcer" dahil walang laman ang tiyan**Sa mayamang "malikot ang kamay", ang tawag ay "kleptomaniac"**Sa mahirap, an...

Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages Payb

2007-02-02 03:17:41

Note: Please Support this site.... send your Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages to pinoyjokeatgmaildotcom----------------------------------------------Pulis1: pre, alam mo naba ang usap-usapan?Pulis2: bakit pre anong balita?Pulis1: may bading daw sa campo ntin?Pulis2: sino daw pre?Pulis1: kiss muna!----------------------------------------------Some say the ugliest animel is hippopotamus! but you know what? more people say, COW daw! What do you think? COW ba talaga?----------------------------------------------Son: Father can you close your eyes and write your name?Father: Of course I can that’s easy!Son: Then, please close your eyes and sign my report ca...