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Friday Four: Other People-isms
2008-06-27 08:51:56
It's Friday again. That means it's time for more of everyone's favorite game of alliteration -- The Friday Four. This time, we'll look at four unusual things said to me in recent e-mails....
 
It’s Hard Being Awesome With Only One Eye
2008-06-25 09:22:32
Have you ever worn a rusty bottle cap in your eye in lieu of a contact lens? Trust me, it's not a good feeling. Plus, it essentially cuts your awesomeness in half....
 
Cats Love Special Kind of Stupid
2008-06-22 23:01:09
An e-mail sent from a devoted Special Kind of Stupid reader proves what I've been saying for years: Cats love my blog....
 
Friday Four: Kev-isms (aka Kevin Quotes)
2008-06-20 13:38:09
It's Friday again. That means it's time for more of everyone's favorite game of alliteration -- The Friday Four. This time, we'll look at four unusual things I've said recently in e-mails to people....
 
Please Stop Asking Me to Teach Your Kids Proper Etiquette
2008-06-18 11:09:29
Exhausted from years of being a good Samaritan, Kev pleads with parents to help him teach their children proper manners and etiquette....
 
Let’s Play Post Office
2008-06-14 13:13:14
Thinking of going to the Post Office to buy a stamp? Better read this story to help prepare you for the possible lunacy you might face....
 
Friday Four: Things That Bug Me
2008-06-13 17:57:49
It's Friday again. That means it's time for more of everyone's favorite game of alliteration -- The Friday Four. This time, we'll look at four things that are currently bugging me....
 
You Won This Round, Evil Oil Companies
2008-06-12 12:26:54
What do you do when gas prices reach the ridiculous? You join a gym, buy some walking shoes, and get your doctor on speed dial....
 
How to Sell Your Home in Any Market? Be Aloof
2008-06-09 09:55:18
Having trouble selling your home? Well, this is your lucky day, my friend. SKOS is here to share with you gold nuggets of real estate genius....
 
Friday Four: Unpublished Blog Drafts
2008-06-06 09:43:05
It's Friday again. That means it's time for more of everyone's favorite game of alliteration -- The Friday Four. This time, we'll look at four previously unpublished works of SKOS magic....
 
A Tribute to John Smoltz, The Christian Warrior
2008-06-05 10:33:05
The following is a repost of an entry titled A Christian Warrior I wrote on August 1, 2006. John Smoltz, the inspiration for that post, announced yesterday he is undergoing season-ending shoulder surgery. At age 41, this very well could be the end of his career. It doesn’t really matter what I gain or lose on [...]...
 
Too Stupid for a Life of Crime
2008-06-04 11:00:01
A criminal wannabe visits Special Kind of Stupid looking for answers. What he receives is the back of my hand!...
 
How Far Would You Go For Kristen Bell?
2008-06-02 12:22:12
How far would you go for a girl or a guy? How much utter nonsense would you tolerate? These deep questions and more are pondered....
 
Friday Four: Strange Music Videos
2008-05-29 23:01:22
It's Friday. That means it's time for more of everyone's favorite game of alliteration -- The Friday Four. This time, we'll look at four strange music videos....
 
This is Where the Tears Would be if I Could Cry
2008-05-28 11:35:42
The following story involves an apple, a girl, poison, and yours truly. If that’s not a great teaser line, I don’t know what is....
 
Friday Four: May 23, 2008
2008-05-23 13:58:33
Four questions, four answers. On a Friday. Get ready for a new alliteration-rich tradition at SKOS -- it's the Friday Four....
 
Someone Stole the LifeLock Guy’s Identity? Inconceivable!
2008-05-22 13:40:07
Ever wonder what would happen if you plastered your Social Security Number on billboards? Well, some people will steal your identity and some others will sue your stupid behind....
 
How to Cook Awesome: Ramen with Hot Dogs
2008-05-20 11:56:40
Want to experience four-star dining in the comfort and convenience of your own home? Read on, my friend....
 
Everyone Leave A-Rod Alone! You’re Making Him Cry
2008-05-07 12:01:08
Alex Rodriguez fainted during the birth of his first born. Newspapers are calling him a wimp. I call him a hero....
 
Wait, the $360 Billion Check Guy Has a Girlfriend?!
2008-05-05 11:19:21
What kind of a moron tries to cash a $360 billion check? Better question, why does this moron have a girlfriend and I do not?...
 
Government Steps Up Efforts To Assist “Stupid” Homeowners
2008-05-02 05:00:27
To further help homeowners caught up in the subprime mortgage mess, President Bush is proposing a plan called, Operation: I'm With Stupid. It's genius....
 
Report: Americans Express Financial Concerns While Shopping For Junk
2008-04-30 11:29:48
With a recession in full force, people barely have the energy to complain about it while buying things they do not need....
 
How I Achieved Fashion Perfection 12 Years Ago (aka Why Mess with a Good Thing)
2008-04-07 11:37:18
Want to dress like me? You're in luck, my friend. Here is the blueprint for reaching fashion perfection....
 
The Week in Awesome - Friday, April 4, 2008
2008-04-04 14:13:06
A lot of awesome things happened in the world this week. As a public service, I’ll run through all of them. Let’s begin… Thank you, Lord It has now been 635 weeks since a movie starring Pauly Shore has been released nationwide to theaters. Let that soak in for a moment. If life ever gets you down, [...]...
 
A Quick Thanks to Wendy Boswell at About.com
2008-04-03 09:10:01
… for naming Special Kind of Stupid the About Web Search Site of the Day for April 2, 2008. Since SKOS is a humor site, it would’ve been nice to have been honored on April Fools Day, but whatever… I’m totally over it. April 2nd is as good as any other day, I suppose. Please excuse me, [...]...
 
Look at Me! I’m at FreeMoneyFinance.com
2008-04-01 09:54:05
This is not an April Fools joke. Four, brand-new, hilarious posts by yours truly have hit the Internet. Details inside....
 
The Sylvester Stallone Trilogy
2008-03-26 23:01:43
First he brought back "Rocky." Then "Rambo." Figuring out which character Stallone will bring back next is an exercise in awesome....
 
The “S” Word
2008-03-25 10:06:45
The question that has been haunting me for months, "why do you people hate posts about sports so much?," is finally asked....
 
Quitting Coffee Cold Turkey
2008-03-19 10:20:39
When you're sluggish and suffering from awesome overload, sometimes difficult decisions have to be made. Like giving up coffee....
 
My Magic 8 Ball Head
2008-03-16 10:18:25
The job of a tech support worker never ends. There are always stupid questions to ask and stupid people to ask them....
 
Woman Sat on Boyfriend’s Toilet for 2 Years
2008-03-14 12:49:49
When a story this sad and weird comes along, practical questions must be asked. For example, what on earth did the poor woman eat?...
 
One, Two, Memes Here Before You
2008-03-12 12:02:07
Two memes for the price of one. What's that? You didn't order a meme? Sorry. Just pretend it's calamari....
 
Take THAT Daylight Savings Time!
2008-03-10 10:10:03
After deciding enough is enough, a man goes to extreme measures to finally get the best of Daylight Savings Time....
 
You Scratch My Back… (A Tribute to Alltop.com)
2008-03-06 23:10:07
A few days ago, I noticed I was getting a fairly large number of visitors from a site that was foreign to me. “What on earth is Alltop,” I thought to myself, out loud, in the middle of a large group of people, as the bride and groom were taking their vows. How embarrassing. I [...]...
 
A Tribute to Snorg T-Shirts
2008-03-05 13:45:50
Why do I have advertisements on my site? Because every so often I am blessed with an ad for Snorg T-shirts....
 
Totally Pointless Reviews: Sticky Notes
2008-03-03 23:10:45
Why are sticky notes so popular? This is a question I ponder every time I have to pick up yet another sticky note that has fallen off my computer monitor. If I’m away from my computer, the sticky notes seem to have no problem hanging on. However, if I’m anywhere in the vicinity they immediately fall. I [...]...
 
Major Websites Switch to “Message Board” Design Theme
2008-03-03 10:40:51
After the huge success of SKOS's new design, Fortune 500 companies have decided to mimic the "cork message board" theme....
 
An Adventure in Debt Collection
2008-03-02 21:52:52
Help Wanted: Debt collection agency seeks qualified applicant. Must be able to baffle clients, be rude, and waste your breath explaining company policies which will make no sense anyway....
 
Report: 72% of IE6 Users Are Insane
2008-02-26 23:43:00
Research shows that a majority of Internet Explorer 6 users are scared of newer technology. Also, they are insane....
 
Oscar Aftermath to Affect Straight Men Worldwide
2008-02-25 10:43:06
In offices all over the country, straight men will be subjected to lengthy, rambling, "Academy Awards" gossip by their female and non-straight male co-workers....
 
 
 
 
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