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| Some difference |
| 2010-01-24 07:49:00 |
Some differenceFor the first time in many years, an old man went to a movie.After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn.Handling the attendant $.50,he could not help but comment, "The last time I came to the movies, popcorn was only 15 cents.""Well, sir," the attendant replied with a grim, "You are really going to enjoy yourself. We have sound now."Click...
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| Natural calamity? |
| 2010-01-24 07:49:00 |
Natural calamity?There was an earthquake recently that scared the inhabitants of a certain town.One couple sent their little boy to stay with an Uncle in another district, explaining the reason for the nephew`s sudden visit.A day later the parents received this telegram, "Am returning your boy. Send the earthquake."Click Email Post [><] Icon to send the joke to friends...
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| Bill |
| 2010-01-24 07:48:00 |
Bill"The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.""And did he?""Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."Click Email Post [><] Icon to send the joke to friends...
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| Good Student |
| 2010-01-24 07:48:00 |
Good StudentAn English teacher spent a lot of time marking grammatical errors in her students` written work. She was not sure how much impact she was having until one overly busy day when she sat at her desk rubbing her temples.A student asked, "What`s the matter, Mrs.Sheridan?""Tense," she replied, describing her emotional state.After a slight pause the student tried again, "What was the matter?...
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| Report card |
| 2010-01-24 07:47:00 |
Report card"Dad, can you write in the dark?""I think so. What is it you want me to write?""Your name on this report card."Click Email Post [><] Icon to send the joke to friends...
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| Farmer |
| 2010-01-24 07:47:00 |
FarmerA farmer, who went to a big city to see the sights, asked the hotel`s clerk about the time of meals."Breakfast is served from 7 to 11, dinner from 12 to 3, and supper from 6 to 8," explained the clerk."Look here," inquired the farmer in surprise, "when am I going to get time to see the city?" Click Email Post [><] Icon to send the joke to friends...
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| Bow wow |
| 2010-01-24 07:46:00 |
Bow, wow!Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"Sam: "I don’t know."Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"Click Email Post [><] Icon to send the joke to friends...
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| Not enough |
| 2010-01-24 07:46:00 |
Not enoughThe child comes home from his first day at school.Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow." Click Email Post [><] Icon to send the joke to friends...
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| Go Slow |
| 2010-01-24 07:45:00 |
Go SlowTeacher: Why are you late, Joseph?Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"Click Email Post [><] Icon to send the joke to friends...
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| Violin lesson |
| 2010-01-24 07:45:00 |
Violin lesson!"Haven`t I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter.""Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"Click Email Post [><] Icon to send the joke to friends...
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