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| Fun Mint |
| We are here to make you happy bringing you your daily dose of fun and relaxation. Here you can find, funny videos and images, games, jokes, funny quotes and sayings and much more. |
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| Music Jokes |
| 2008-04-29 21:54:47 |
A nice collection of music jokes, question and answer, Knock Knock jokes and more, enjoy !
Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: “Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet”
Hey buddy. How late does [...]...
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| Knock Knock Jokes |
| 2008-04-12 10:39:30 |
Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Adam !
Adam who ?
Adam up and tell me the total !
Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Adder !
Adder who ?
Adder you get in here ?
Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Abba !
Abba who ?
Abba’out turn ! Quick march!
Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Abbey !
Abbey who ?
Abbey stung me on the nose !
Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Abe !Abe who ?
Abe C D [...]...
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| Chuck Norris Park - Keep on Chuckin’ |
| 2008-03-31 22:04:19 |
Poor Chuck, he’ll do anything to get attention. Even resorting to vandalism.
Despite the best and most recent efforts by vandals, the new Albury suburb is nowhere to be found on maps and Albury Council has no intention of making the name change permanents.
But for now the sign stands clearly named after the Walker [...]...
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| Restaurant Funny Jokes - Food, Waiters Humor |
| 2008-03-21 08:11:08 |
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.
What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?
Coloured eggrolls !
Hello? Fred’s Restaurant.
Hello! I’d like to know, do you serve crabs?
We serve anyone, sir! Come on in!
How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?
”Sorry, we closed 18 seconds [...]...
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| Graffiti Funny Images Collection (12) |
| 2008-03-14 11:18:00 |
Graffiti - It’s a fun crime !
Crime prevention advice in arabic, help, I’m lost in translation ?
STOP BUS(H) Road Sign, funny as hell !!!
Yeah, God listens to Slayer too
Good Morning Lemmings
Graffiti Removal Hotline: 0800 … lol So funny
Ice ice baby ! vanilla ice ice …
You [...]...
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| Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman F@cking Matt Damon and Ben Affleck |
| 2008-03-14 06:05:02 |
Matt Damon on Jimmy Kimmel Live - he gets angry as hell video
Sarah Silverman reveals on Jimmy Kimmel’s show via music video that she is having an affair with Matt Damon.
Kimmel then comes back 10 folds with his own video confessing he’s been having an affair too and it’s with Ben Affleck
on the bed
on [...]...
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| Accountant Jokes |
| 2008-03-06 10:27:24 |
Why do accountants make good lovers?
They’re great with figures.
What’s the definition of an accountant?
Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand.
Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:”…….and ninthly…”
What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don’t?
Depreciation.
What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of [...]...
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| College Jokes - Students, Education and University Humor |
| 2008-03-01 05:18:30 |
What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for? “Nowledge.”
How do you know a Brigham Young student’s been mowing the lawn?
The welcome mat is destroyed.
Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?
So they can park in handicapped spaces.
Teenage Driver: But, officer, I’m a college man.
Policeman: Sorry, [...]...
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| Turbo Spirit - Motorcycle Race Flash Game |
| 2008-02-29 16:03:36 |
You can choose between mouse ore keyboard controls (arrow keys).
- Each track has 5 checkpoints
- Race ends if you run out of time
Good luck
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| Things about Life |
| 2008-02-06 03:48:04 |
Women should not have children after 35.
Really…35 children are enough
Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents … at bowling alleys.
After all is said and done,
usually more is said than done.
Save Your Breath…
You’ll need it to blow up your date!
I am a nobody, nobody is perfect,
therefore I am perfect.
I married my wife for her [...]...
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| Bar Jokes - Beer, booze, bartender Jokes |
| 2008-01-31 12:49:21 |
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much time at the pub, so one night he took her along. “What’ll ya have?” he asked.
“Oh, I don’t know. The same as you, I suppose,” she replied.
So the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel’s and threw his down in one gulp.
His wife watched [...]...
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| Kirsten Haglund - Miss America 2008 Photos and Profile |
| 2008-01-29 17:11:01 |
Congratulation Kirsten Haglund !
Miss America 2008 photos
Kirsten Haglund - Miss America 2008 Profile
Kirsten Haglund (born 1988) is a beauty queen from Farmington Hills, Michigan who is Miss America 2008.
After winning the Miss Oakland County local title Haglund competed in the Miss Michigan pageant for the first time and was crowned Miss Michigan in June [...]...
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| Belt up - Always Wear a Seatbelt ! Video Collection |
| 2008-01-27 06:07:35 |
Belt up - Heaven can wait
A guy without a seat belt in car accident, looks very painful !
Belt up, or suffer the pain
This one is quite funny but anything that gets the message across - is a good thing!
Irish seat belt, here, only the guy without the seatbelt survives, but he kills everyone else in [...]...
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| Super Mario World - Flash Game |
| 2008-01-24 16:05:58 |
The classic Nintendo game Super Mario.
One of the most played game of the 1980’s.
It’s a simple game and fun to play, enjoy !
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| Blonde Jokes - Question and Answers |
| 2008-01-22 13:22:48 |
Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis?
A: She’s still looking for a lake with a slope.
Q: What do you call a blonde sky diving team?
A: A new version of the lawn dart’s game.
Q: Did you hear about the new blonde hoodlum?
A: She runs around spray-painting her name on chain [...]...
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| Storm the House - War Strategy and Shooter Flash game |
| 2008-01-21 00:38:24 |
You have to protect the stronghold, shoot the stick men with your mouse, reload your weapon by pressing spacebar.
When you have the money you can buy gunmen, craftsmen, silo, you can upgrades for the wall and you can fortify it.
Good luck !
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| Yo Momma Jokes, The Best Ones ! |
| 2008-01-20 12:01:22 |
Here are one of the best Yo Momma Jokes I’ve ever heard.
Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 seconds.
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.
Yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i [...]...
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| Hot Dog Manager - Flash Game |
| 2008-01-17 12:28:44 |
Hot Dogs and games, what a delicious combination !
It’s Dubya’s first day at the job and it’s all a bit confusing.
Not to worry, create meals and deliver them to customers, it’s simple, but you have to hurry up, customers don’t like to wait.
Good luck, you’ll need it !
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| Men Vs Women - Jokes |
| 2008-01-17 02:44:30 |
MEN AND WOMEN COMPARED NICKNAMES:
If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose.
If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.
EATING OUT:
When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will [...]...
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| Question and Answer Jokes |
| 2008-01-16 13:36:18 |
Q: What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
A: The Spice Girls!
Q: What’s the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist?
A: A genealogist looks up the family tree.
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| Achmed The Dead Terrorist Sings Christmas Carols - Jingle Bombs |
| 2008-01-13 11:20:30 |
Achmed is back !
Dashing through the sand
Wit a bomb strapped on my back,
I have a nasty plan,
To celebrate Christmas Iraq!!
I got through check point A
but not through Check Point B
thats when I got shot in the ass by the U.S Military!! ITS NOT FUNNY!!
ohhh jingle bombs,
jingle bombs,
mine blew off you see,
where [...]...
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| Funny McDonald’s Application |
| 2008-01-11 07:40:44 |
This is an actual job application someone submitted at a
McDonald’s fast-food establishment AND THEY HIRED HIM!
Editor’s note: I would have hired him too!!
NAME: Greg Bulmash
DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. HA But seriously, whatever’s
available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t
be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock [...]...
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| Ho Ho Ho Yellow Snow - Santa Flash Game |
| 2008-01-09 14:26:11 |
The Bad Santa Flash Games Series continues with “Ho Ho Ho Yellow Snow”.
First Santa got drunk, now is peeing all over the place.
The instructions for this one are are pretty simple.
‘Click to begin the flow use the mouse to direct it and join the numbered dots to for Christmas flavoured decorations in the snow’.
Have [...]...
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| Santa Claus Balance or Santa Artois |
| 2008-01-09 05:18:17 |
This time Santa is dead drunk
It’s similar to the drunk man flash game, but this time you are walking on the roof and you have to deliver the presents in the chimney.
Balance is the key, have fun !
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| Lamborghini Reventon - Images, Video, Specs and Review |
| 2008-01-09 03:44:13 |
Lamborghini Reventón is a supercar that debuted at the 2007 Frankfurt Auto Show. It will be the most powerful and expensive Lamborghini to date, costing one million euro. The official press release states that only 20 will be built, but it is rumoured that the total number could be 100. The exterior styling was inspired [...]...
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| Santa’s Gift Jump - Flash Game |
| 2008-01-08 17:44:50 |
It’s Christmas Eve and Santa Claus went skating on the frozen lake near his house, just for a few minutes before he has to fly in his sleigh. You need to catch the gifts and take the candies from the elves.
It’s a cool game, have fun !
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| Snowline - Santa Claus Flash Game |
| 2008-01-08 07:31:46 |
Help Santa Claus to get the presents.
You have to draw a snow line and guide Santa through the finish.
It’s a really funny flash game, enjoy !
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| Shuffle - Strategy Flash Game with Balls |
| 2008-01-07 06:17:09 |
You need to to hit the yellow balls and take them out of the board.
Watch for your balls and good luck !
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| Missile Maze - Flash Game |
| 2007-12-17 10:55:18 |
Do you have a lot of patience and nerves of steel ? If you do, you have to play this flash game.
Your cursor is a missile
You have to move it through the labyrinth without touching the walls.
If you don’t have steady hands don’t think about playing this game.
Have fun ! [...]...
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| The Worst Pick-up Lines of All Time |
| 2007-12-16 16:48:37 |
In general, most pickup lines are lame. But some are a lot worst than others.
Here are some really, really bad pickup lines,The Worst Pick-up Lines of All Time.
You remind me so much of Pokemon that I just want to pick-at-choo.
I’m new in town. Can I have directions to your house?
I misplaced my Teddy Bear. [...]...
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| One Wish - The Woman and the Genie of the Lamp Joke |
| 2007-12-10 09:13:20 |
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon an unusual
old lamp. She picked it up and cleaned it off, and suddenly a Genie
appeared. The amazed woman asked if she was going to receive the
usual three wishes.
The Genie said, “Nope…due to inflation, constant downsizing, low
wages in third-world countries, and fierce global [...]...
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| Is There a Santa Claus? |
| 2007-12-09 17:30:20 |
The Physics of Christmas
1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of
living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects
and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only
Santa has ever seen.
2) There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. [...]...
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| Good, Bad and Ugly Joke |
| 2007-12-09 09:21:28 |
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
Ugly: You’re in them
Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He’s a cross dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you
Good: Your son’s finally maturing
Bad: He’s involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you
Good: You give the birds and bees talk [...]...
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| My New Year’s Wish List |
| 2007-12-07 09:01:04 |
May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs
and your stocks not fall; and
May your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your
cholesterol,your white blood count and your mortgage
interest not rise.
May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist,
your cardiologist, your gastro-enterologist, your
urologist, your proctologist, your podiatrist, your
psychiatrist, and the Internal Revenue Service.
May you find [...]...
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| Dysfunctional Christmas Carols |
| 2007-12-07 02:03:59 |
1. SCHIZOPHRENIA:
Do you Hear What I Hear?
2.MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
We Three Queens Disoriented Are
3. DEMENTIA:
I Think I’ll Be Home for Christmas
4. NARCISSISTIC:
Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
5. MANIC:
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and
Streets and Stores
and Office and Town and Cars and Busses [...]...
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| Love Letter |
| 2007-12-06 19:06:56 |
It’s actually “Love Letter” with quotations, this has nothing to do with love, but it’s brilliant !
Dearest Ms Julie Yeh,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since the
14th of October (Sunday). With reference to the meeting held between us on
the 13th of [...]...
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| Letter To Santa Claus by Little Johnny |
| 2007-12-05 16:17:03 |
Little Johnny got ripped off for Christmas and writes a letter to Santa-Claus">Santa Claus.
Dear Santa,
You must be surprised that I”m writing to you today, the 26th of December.
Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote [...]...
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