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| Kids jokes-Flipping a coin |
| 2012-01-19 02:01:00 |
A little kid's in school, taking a true-false test and he's flipping a coin. At the end of the test he's flipping the coin again.The teacher says, "What are you doing?"He says, "Checking my answers."...
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| Funny jokes-Father's ashes |
| 2012-01-18 02:01:00 |
A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel. He picks it up, and as he's looking at it, she walks back in. He says "What's this?"She says, "Oh, my father's ashes are in there."He goes, "Jeez...oooh....I..."She says, "Yeah, he's too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an ashtray."...
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| Really funny jokes-Lion tamers |
| 2012-01-17 02:01:00 |
A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young people show up. One is a man in his mid-twenties and the other is a gorgeous blonde woman about the same age. The circus owner tells them, "I'm going to be honest with you, this is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you guys better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment: chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"The girl says, "I'll go first." She ignores the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About half way there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her ankles. He continues to lick her calves, kisses them and rests his head at her feet.The circus owner's mouth is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to the young man and asks, "Can you top that?"The young...
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| Political jokes on Herman Cain |
| 2012-01-17 02:00:00 |
"Earlier today Herman Cain rejected calls that he should withdraw from the race. He said, 'It ain't gonna happen!' That's what he said. Ironically, that's what women say to him when he'd put his hand up their skirt." -Jay Leno"It was so beautiful in New York City today, that Herman Cain accusers were holding press conferences in the park." -David LettermanThe harassment allegations keep coming at Herman Cain -- like an uninvited hand up a pleated skirt." -Stephen Colbert"A fourth woman came forward with accusations of sexual harassment dating back to the late '90s. Her name is Sharon Bialek and her lawyer is Gloria Allred. I think Gloria Allred has a press podium in her living room for instances just like this." -Jimmy Kimmel"There's a fifth woman that claims to have had a problem with Herman Cain. If this keeps up, it seems very unlikely he will be president, although it seems more and more likely he will become governor of California." -Jimmy Kimmel"Herman Cain says he will not quit...
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| Superman jokes-Lost strength |
| 2012-01-16 02:01:00 |
Superman's strength was beyond measurement. It could only be lost, little by little, if he enjoyed the company of a mortal woman.One day, he ran into Lois Lane and she took him up to her apartment for an evening of entertainment. Each bout removed a tiny amount of Superman's great power.The next morning, Superman got out of bed, went to the window, lifted the shade, and went up with it!...
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| Hilarious jokes-Arm rash |
| 2012-01-15 02:01:00 |
A man goes to a doctor for a rash on his arm. "What do you do for a living?" the doctor asks him."I work at the circus, giving enemas to the elephants," the guy says."Quit doing that and the rash will clear up," the doctor says.The guy replies, horrified, "What? And get out of show business?"...
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| Really funny jokes-Twenty dollars for Math test |
| 2012-01-14 02:02:00 |
Little Joe walked into his dad's study while his dad was working on the computer."Dad," said Joe, "Remember when you told me you'd give me twenty dollars if I passed my math test?"Dad nodded."Well, the good news is that I just saved you twenty bucks." ...
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| Obama jokes-Endorsement |
| 2012-01-14 02:00:00 |
"Fidel Castro declared that a robot would do a better job as president than Barack Obama. After hearing this, Mitt Romney thanked Castro for his endorsement." ...
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| Celebrity jokes-Prince William's chopper |
| 2012-01-13 02:01:00 |
So, Prince William dropped his chopper into Kate Middleton's backyard the other day. I'm sure there's a double entendre there somewhere but I just can't see it....
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| Clean jokes-Worry job |
| 2012-01-13 02:01:00 |
A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by the owner of a small business who has built it up from scratch. "I need someone with an accounting degree," says the man, "but mainly I'm looking for someone to do my worrying for me.""How do you mean?" says the accountant. "I have lots of things to worry about, but I want someone else to worry about money matters.""OK," says the accountant. "How much are you offering?""You can start on seventy-five thousand," says the owner."Seventy-five thousand dollars. How can a business like this afford to pay so much?""That," says the man, "is your first worry."...
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