Flatbird: original comedy and satire

Flatbird is the online home of the humor of Doug Kneeland. Critics have called at \\

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2008-01-14 23:25:51

I went to another doctor yesterday. He said I should cut down on my smoking, drinking, and wild sex. I......

2008-01-10 23:31:25

They say that Elephants never forget. If all I did everyday was to eat, drink, go to the water hole......

2008-01-06 04:30:57

I was conceived in utero,but I was born in Cleveland. My earliest memory is a very vivid one. It’s of......

2007-12-19 10:10:51

Apparently you are all still here. Congratulations on your continued existence. We applaud the tenacity with which......

2007-12-02 01:39:45

Ice is hot. Ice has become the new water. It’s on everyone’s tables and it brings families together.......

2007-11-25 14:01:05

Dear Whom It May Concern Be You Sir or Madame:I am writing to you to express my sincere interest in......

2007-11-25 00:46:07

Dear Lesser Families and Pathetic Single People: Take heart for we have decided, once again, to give you some......

2007-11-24 09:00:23

I went shopping today and I bought some new pants. I did a tremendous job buying these pants. I......