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| Latest Jokes on Sardar |
| 2009-08-25 05:38:00 |
SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,Dost: Garam pani Q?Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.*****************************************************************A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans".."My father grows beans," said one student."My father cooks beans," said another.Then a Little Sardarji spoke up: "We are all human beans."****************************************************************Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai?Sardarni: Sartaj, sirf yehi aapka hai.****************************************************************Sardar: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thin.Dost: Gardani...
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| Cheap Holiday Insurance - Travel Insurance - Annual Holiday Insurance |
| 2008-12-18 12:46:00 |
1. Sardar And Unknown TravellerA sardar is traveling via train. On his way, he feels the urge to go to the bathroom. So he goes and opens the bathroom door........ More2. Sardar OR IntellegentBobby returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father. " Dad, today we had a Spelling Class...... More3. Sardarji And Cricket MatchSardarji is selected to play for the Indian cricket team as an opening batsman. He opens the batting against West Indies. He is........ More4. Funny JokesSanta Singh sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft. A few days later he got this reply:- Dear Mr. Singh......... More **NEW**5. Funny Sardar JokesSardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate "Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese." "How come you wr...
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| Payday loans |
| 2008-12-17 23:13:00 |
Cheap payday loans – do they really exist? In the end, every consumer knows that they are not getting a truly cheap payday loan; the reality is that payday loans have an associated cost that is considerably higher than standard loans.However, payday loans are a necessary expense for many men and women and therefore trying to find cheap payday loans as they compare to other payday loans is not impossible.Before concentrating on cheap payday loans vs. more expensive payday loans it is important to consider the source of the cheap payday loans and make sure that it can deliver...
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| cash advance loans |
| 2008-12-17 23:10:00 |
It is imperative that people have a clear understanding of cash advance loans prior to applying for one. It is true that the process of acquiring cash advance is fairly expedited. It does not involve much verification barring the proof of an income source. The approval is quick and the cash is available within 24 hours. However, cash advance has a significantly higher interest rate compared to other sources of funding, including credit cards and banks. Probably, this explains...
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| Sardarjee's Love |
| 2007-08-16 23:03:00 |
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse. He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister.......
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| Sadar and unknown traveller |
| 2007-08-07 22:08:00 |
A sardar is traveling via train. On his way, he feels the urge to go to the bathroom. So he goes and opens the bathroom door, which happens to have a mirror in the front. The sardar thinks there is another sardar bhaiwaal in there, quickly shuts the door and returns to his seat. 5 minutes later he goes again, only to find the same sardar bhaiwaal. An hour passes away, he's made 20 trips to the bathroom, only to find that the same person is still there. So he finally gets ticked off, goes to the lastcompartment and tells the TC (Ticket Checker) what's been going on. The TC, which also happens to be a sardar, feels bad for him and promises to throw the bum out. The TC walks down to the compartment with the troubled bathroom to get the resident bhaiwaal out. Few minutes later the TC comes bac...
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| Sardar or Intelligent |
| 2007-07-31 23:10:00 |
Bobby returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father. " Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am Sardar?" "No son, that's because you are intelligent. " Bobby seeming content with the answer, asks his father another question, "Dad, today we had Math class - All the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am Sardar ??""No son, that's because you are intelligent," replies his father. Happy with the answer, Bobby poses another question to his father, "Dad, today we had Gym class. All the other boys had little small 3 inch penises, mine is at least 3 or 4 times that size. Is that because I am Sardar ??" The father replies, "No...
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| Sardarji and cricket match |
| 2007-07-18 22:25:00 |
Sardarji is selected to play for the Indian cricket team as an opening batsman. He opens the batting against West Indies. He is asked to face the very first over (with one Sunil Gavaskar as the non-striker!) from Marshall who is bowling at his fiercest... First ball : Whizzes past Sardarji's off-stump. Sardarji doesn't move an inch. Ball goes to wicket-keeper. Second ball : Goes right over the Sardarji's bat and just over the middle stump, somehow missing both the bat and the stumps. Sardarji is again unmoved.Third ball : Is a bouncer. Almost decapitates the Sardarji, missing his head by a fraction of an inch. Ball goes to wicket-keeper. Sardarji doesn't move a muscle.Fourth ball : Outside the leg-stump. Sardarji again doesn't move, and the ball shoots past him to the wicket-keeper. But t...
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| Sardarjee Jokes |
| 2007-07-14 04:16:00 |
Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate "Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese." "How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?" "Aah, Sardarji read a newspaper,it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."**********************************************************************Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?" The sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it had I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too.**************************************************************************Sardarji is at a feast arranged by the Queen of England. One of the dignit...
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| Kaun Banega Crorepati with Santa Singh |
| 2007-06-06 22:09:00 |
We have our famous friend Santa Singh qualifying for the hot seat. ( He pressed the buttons by accident and managed to qualify).Amitabh Bachchan : OK Santa I congratulate you for this opportunity here with us.Santa : Oh ji Wahe guru da khalsa wahe guru di fateh. Chak denge phatte aaj. Tusi start karo ji.Amitabh Bachchan : OK Santa this is your first question for 1000 Rs. - 'Which state has the largest sikh population ?' and your options are:A. PunjabB. PunjabC. PunjabD. PunjabSanta : Oh ji how much time do I've to answer this questionAmitabh Bachchan : Samay ki koi pabandhi nahi hai Santa ji, you can take your time.Santa (giggles) : Sir ji tricky sawaal puchha hai aapne. I would like to use my lifeline.Amitabh Bachchan : I'm not surprised on this , which one wud U like to use....
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