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| Funny Jokes Site |
| 2007-09-28 22:36:00 |
1. Sardar And Unknown TravellerA sardar is traveling via train. On his way, he feels the urge to go to the bathroom. So he goes and opens the bathroom door........ More2. Sardar OR IntellegentBobby returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father. " Dad, today we had a Spelling Class...... More3. Sardarji And Cricket MatchSardarji is selected to play for the Indian cricket team as an opening batsman. He opens the batting against West Indies. He is........ More4. Funny JokesSanta Singh sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft. A few days later he got this reply:- Dear Mr. Singh......... More5. Funny Sardar JokesSardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate "Mo...
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| Sardarjee's Love |
| 2007-08-16 23:03:00 |
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse. He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister.......
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| Sadar and unknown traveller |
| 2007-08-07 22:08:00 |
A sardar is traveling via train. On his way, he feels the urge to go to the bathroom. So he goes and opens the bathroom door, which happens to have a mirror in the front. The sardar thinks there is another sardar bhaiwaal in there, quickly shuts the door and returns to his seat. 5 minutes later he goes again, only to find the same sardar bhaiwaal. An hour passes away, he's made 20 trips to the bathroom, only to find that the same person is still there. So he finally gets ticked off, goes to the lastcompartment and tells the TC (Ticket Checker) what's been going on. The TC, which also happens to be a sardar, feels bad for him and promises to throw the bum out. The TC walks down to the compartment with the troubled bathroom to get the resident bhaiwaal out. Few minutes later the TC comes bac...
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| Sardar or Intelligent |
| 2007-07-31 23:10:00 |
Bobby returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father. " Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am Sardar?" "No son, that's because you are intelligent. " Bobby seeming content with the answer, asks his father another question, "Dad, today we had Math class - All the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am Sardar ??""No son, that's because you are intelligent," replies his father. Happy with the answer, Bobby poses another question to his father, "Dad, today we had Gym class. All the other boys had little small 3 inch penises, mine is at least 3 or 4 times that size. Is that because I am Sardar ??" The father replies, "No...
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| Sardarji and cricket match |
| 2007-07-18 22:25:00 |
Sardarji is selected to play for the Indian cricket team as an opening batsman. He opens the batting against West Indies. He is asked to face the very first over (with one Sunil Gavaskar as the non-striker!) from Marshall who is bowling at his fiercest... First ball : Whizzes past Sardarji's off-stump. Sardarji doesn't move an inch. Ball goes to wicket-keeper. Second ball : Goes right over the Sardarji's bat and just over the middle stump, somehow missing both the bat and the stumps. Sardarji is again unmoved.Third ball : Is a bouncer. Almost decapitates the Sardarji, missing his head by a fraction of an inch. Ball goes to wicket-keeper. Sardarji doesn't move a muscle.Fourth ball : Outside the leg-stump. Sardarji again doesn't move, and the ball shoots p...
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| Sardarjee Jokes |
| 2007-07-14 04:16:00 |
Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate "Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese." "How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?" "Aah, Sardarji read a newspaper,it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."**********************************************************************Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?" The sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it had I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too.**************************************************************************Sardarji is at a feast arranged by the Queen of England. One of the dignit...
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| Kaun Banega Crorepati with Santa Singh |
| 2007-06-06 22:09:00 |
We have our famous friend Santa Singh qualifying for the hot seat. ( He pressed the buttons by accident and managed to qualify).Amitabh Bachchan : OK Santa I congratulate you for this opportunity here with us.Santa : Oh ji Wahe guru da khalsa wahe guru di fateh. Chak denge phatte aaj. Tusi start karo ji.Amitabh Bachchan : OK Santa this is your first question for 1000 Rs. - 'Which state has the largest sikh population ?' and your options are:A. PunjabB. PunjabC. PunjabD. PunjabSanta : Oh ji how much time do I've to answer this questionAmitabh Bachchan : Samay ki koi pabandhi nahi hai Santa ji, you can take your time.Santa (giggles) : Sir ji tricky sawaal puchha hai aapne. I would like to use my lifeline.Amitabh Bachchan : I'm not surprised on thi...
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| Sardar Jokes |
| 2007-05-29 03:39:00 |
Santa Singh sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft. A few days later he got this reply:- Dear Mr. Singh, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. ThanksSanta singh jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said Bhaiyon aur Behno,aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki mujhay america mein naukri mil gayee hai." Everyone was delighted. Santa singh continued Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa par letter english main hai isliyen saath-saath hindi main translate bhee kartaa jaongaa.Dear Mr. Singh-----pyare singh sahabYou do not meet----aap to miltay hee naheen hoour requirement----humko to zaroorat haiPlease do not send any ...
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| Munna Bhai Jokes |
| 2007-05-29 03:37:00 |
PROFESSORAkal badi ki bhais?MUNNA BHAIBole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.************************************************************CIRCUITAye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?MAMUNehin.CIRCUITTo kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.************************************************************MUNNA BHAIMamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.MAMUAarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?MUNNA BHAIYaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.************************************************************MAMUOye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hai.MAMU KA DOSTArrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.********************************************************************MUNNA BHAICircuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?CIRCUITBhai, gaa...
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| Q and A |
| 2007-05-29 03:35:00 |
* Question: What do you get if you put some sugar under your pillow? Answer: Sweet dreams! * What did the Sardar say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!" * What do you call an eternity? Four Sardars in four cars at a four way stop. * Why do Sardars have TGIF written on their shoes? Toes Go In First. * What do SMART Sardars and UFO's have in common? You always hear about them but never see them. * Why did the Sardars stare at the can of frozen orange juice? Because it said concentrate. Oh look, Daddy...Donut seeds. * Why do Sardars always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken. * How can you tell when a Sardars sends you a fax? It has a stamp on it....
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| Tiger Joke |
| 2007-05-29 03:32:00 |
A Tiger was giving a wedding party for his friends. A Cat also came and danced with the others. Tiger asked "Who are you?The Cat said "I was also a tiger before my marriage!"Submitted By:Brijesh Kumar...
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| Sms jokes |
| 2007-05-29 03:28:00 |
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested.====================================================================================================This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.====================================================================================================Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?A:About 45 pounds!!====================================================================================================Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"====================================================================================================Lady : So, y...
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