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| faisalmalik1989's Daily Jokes |
| My blog that contains jokes that is updated daily.Please leave a comment at least one so I'm able to know if you like my blog or not. For the reason of security, you have to register to comment. |
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| And The Winner Is… The Dragon… |
| 2008-08-23 15:25:27 |
The Beijing Summer Olympics will end today. There are still 12 gold medals to go on this last day. On my recent post, the opening ceremony was held by the Fuwa and now the closing ceremony is held by the 12 Chinese shio animals. As you can see, the winner on the picture is the [...]
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| Use Cubestat to View Your Website Value |
| 2008-08-17 21:28:35 |
For me, this Cubestat service is just like the other web service that provides informations about my website worth, Google PageRank, backlinks, indexed page by both Google and Yahoo, Host IP and location, Quantcast and Alexa rank, and so on. Check out my page stat for example. Today, my website worth $383.25. Then why I’m [...]
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| Google Dragon Playing Pingpong |
| 2008-08-17 20:54:57 |
On my recent post, I’ve told you about a dragon playing basketball on Google Logo. And today, the red dragon is playing pingpong on the Google logo. Somehow it looks scarier and cooler compares to when the dragon is playing basket ball. But I’m not telling you that the dragon playing basketball isn’t cool. Will [...]
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| Squidoo: Build a Single Paged Website |
| 2008-08-16 10:57:11 |
When you think you want to make a website about something you love, you might start hesitating to make a website. You’re not sure that you can maintain and update your site might be your biggest problem. If that’s your problem, then you might love Squidoo. Squidoo is a website-creating-service where you can make a [...]
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| Dragon Playing Basketball on Google Logo |
| 2008-08-13 12:21:28 |
Since the opening day of the 2008 summer Olympics, Google logo on the Google homepage changes everyday showing the sport contested played by one of the animals on the Chinese Shio. This day’s logo is special for me because it’s the dragon playing basketball is on the logo-my shio is dragon. The red dragon on [...]
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| GoingUp! Problem on Plug-In Instalation |
| 2008-08-09 10:35:40 |
This day I found this free web analytic and SEO tools trough its eycathing badge on someone’s blog. This web-tool offers web statics, page rank button, site analyzer, tag cloud generator, and CEO optimizer. What makes this site interesting is it’s free-I’ve singed-up and it’s realy free. It’s great having those service for free because [...]
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| BoostCast was StartYourTube |
| 2008-08-08 10:22:15 |
On my previous post, I have told you about StartYourTube, a site to make your own tube like YouTube. This YouTube clone site has changed it’s name to BoostCast-better than the previous one- and its address changed. Thanks to Jean Philippe Gousse. Don’t worry about your previous account because most likely you wont loose your [...]
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| Google Logo on 8-8-8 (August 8, 2008) |
| 2008-08-07 23:29:00 |
Google logo on the Google home page changed today for this is the first day of the 2008 summer olympics which is held in Beijing, China. For you who don’t know what the creatures on the logo are, they are the five “Fuwa” or “The Good Luck Dools” which the design are based on fish, [...]
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| When You Need An Icon For Your Website |
| 2008-05-02 19:29:28 |
If you need to make an icon for any of software you’ve made or you need a favicon for your website, maybe this website is good to you. It’s ConvertICO. This website converts your PNG files into ICO files. For you who don’t know what ICO is, ICO files are the only file type that [...]
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| Why Don’t You Build Your Own Tube? |
| 2008-04-30 10:25:28 |
Are you a YouTube user? I mean a user that visits YouTube not only to watch videos but a user that often upload his videos. Well if you are, maybe you have ever had a dream about making your personal tube, contains only your videos, uses your own web domain and so on. What I [...]
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| Discovering The Real Side of Your Friend |
| 2008-04-26 20:49:32 |
Here, I’ve found a funny video. Well, it’s a video showing us a good method to pull out the real personality of your friend. I think this will only work on boys, not on girls. Just watch it…
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| If Your Web-Tracker Count Your Own Visit |
| 2008-04-12 09:47:04 |
If you own your own website, then most likely you have put a web tracker to calculate your visitors, where do they come from and so on. There is so much free web tracking service you can use to track your website like Google Analytics, Site Meter, and so on. The greatest problem on those [...]
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| Indonesian Government Blocked YouTube? |
| 2008-04-09 11:56:06 |
Maybe this news is a little late, but this is weird. Indonesian government had blocked the YouTube website yesterday. I don’t know will it be just temporarily or permanently blocked. According to my knowledge, the Indonesian government doing this because of the broadcasting of the film “Fitna”, an anti-Islam film created by people from the [...]
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| TimesURL: Cut URLs Directly From Browser |
| 2008-04-04 15:07:45 |
Maybe you have problem in remembering website addresses because it’s too long and complicated to remember. Well, I really do have problem in this thing. Why don’t you use this online service, the TimesURL. It will make a URL like www.timesurl.at/something and redirect it to your important long, boring, and complicated URL. This service is [...]
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| bbPress 0.9, The Match for WordPress 2.5 |
| 2008-04-03 02:17:19 |
Some days after the release of the WordPress 2.5, this day they announce the release of the new version of bbPress, version 0.9 “Brubeck”. They claimed that this version is the match for the newest version of WordPress if you’d like to combine them both. I myself haven’t tried this version of bbPress, I’m a [...]
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| WordPress 2.5 Released!!! |
| 2008-03-30 10:48:46 |
According to my WordPress dashboard, this post is posted 23 hours, almost a day, after the version 2.5 of WordPress released. Finally it is released after releasing 2 release candidates. Well, a lot of changes were made to the dashboard page and it has a much better look; I love it. But sadly I’m [...]
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| AboutUs Sends Newsletter Now |
| 2008-03-28 23:02:43 |
Well, do you know AboutUs? Well, I would call it a website wiki because you can search for websites profiles. For example, check my website AboutUs profile at the site there. You can see title, description and so on there but not much. This site is useful when you want to know about a website [...]
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| The Bloggers’ Choice Awards 2008 |
| 2008-03-27 07:31:29 |
I was visiting some blogs yesterday and I found a badge on the sidebar that says “This site was nominated for Best Foreign Language Blog.” Well, I was excited and then I visit the award website, the “Bloggers’ Choice Award” and have a stay for a while. I see a lot of categories where you [...]
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| Pictorati: Search for Images Here |
| 2008-03-25 08:25:38 |
Actually I’ve found this site since a month or two ago but I didn’t review the site because I’ve never be able to complete my registration there; I need to experience more to make a good review, right. This site, pictorati, is a picture search engine I think, and still beta until this moment. You [...]
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| Find the Copy of Your Site Contents |
| 2008-03-24 08:30:58 |
If you hate the plagiarist that just copy and paste the content of your website or your blog onto their own website or blog, you can use this kind of tool, the CopyScape. You might have heard this kind of moral protection that confront the copy and paste action like JACP or maybe like a [...]
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| Know Your Personality Better |
| 2008-03-24 05:26:54 |
Have you know your personality well already? Well, if you haven’t then this info is just fit you. Why don’t you try the personality test on the MyPersonality website? This site is quite useful I think; let you know how you are better. The test requires you to register on this site but don’t worry, [...]
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| The $0.00 Webhosting |
| 2008-03-20 20:06:06 |
Better than paid hosting. Yes, that is the motto of this web service, 000webhosting. This hosting is totally free and they said that the name 000webhosting came from the fee you have to pay, $0.00. This hosting is powerful enough to be used with any CMS such as WordPress, Joomla, or e107 if you prefer [...]
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| co.cc Free Domain |
| 2008-03-20 17:59:25 |
If you are a person who has lots of ideas and trying to express them trough your website, maybe this info is useful for you. Maybe you’ll need to build more than one website and that means you’ll need more than one web address. You don’t have to buy those addresses because this co.cc provides [...]
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| MaxBlogPress: Different Posts per Page |
| 2008-03-20 01:28:46 |
Maybe some of you ever wonder how to customize how many posts to display on your blog on different condition; such as search result, post per category, or else. Well, I did wonder, I mean I want to customize the post numbers on my blog, like fewer post on the home page than in the [...]
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| Your Website Grade on Website Grader |
| 2008-03-13 14:11:55 |
Maybe this topic is already outdated, but this tool is great. Have you ever heard about this site, the Website Grader? They, the Website Grader team, defined this site as a SEO tool, a free one. They give information about how good you manage your website SEO; Meta tags, headings and image summaries. Besides that, [...]
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| Calculate Your Website’s Value |
| 2008-03-09 08:52:47 |
I was walking around the builtwith site and then I found a new thing on that site. It is about the new feature that let us know how much my website is worth. This new feature is provided by the websitevalued. Well, I don’t know what to call it, feature or something else, because it [...]
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| Mailinator for Your E-Mail Spams |
| 2008-03-05 16:32:46 |
Well, you know every time we register ourselves on a website or forum, we need to give them our e-mail address and all of them promised to keep our identity private and not to sell our identity to anybody. Most of them had their privacy policy to make us sure. But can we trust them [...]
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| This Explains Why Homer is Stupid… |
| 2008-03-04 12:46:52 |
You know him right? Homer Simpson, the main character in “The Simpsons” TV cartoon serials. As you can see in the cartoon, he is incompetent, thoughtless and stupid. Maybe you’ll understand how it could be after you this image about an x-ray scanning of Homer’s head. Look at the size of his brain! What a [...]
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| Vote for Your Favorite Web Application |
| 2008-03-01 23:14:37 |
This year, the webware.com held a poll for us to vote our favorite web 2.0 site. So many sites had been nominated categorized into ten categories and now we are looking for the best in each category. You can vote for up to three web tools which you think are the best according to your [...]
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| Animals Have Rights!!! And Stickers Too… |
| 2008-02-24 09:33:29 |
Cute aren’t they, those stickers. My sister gave it to me some times ago, not so long, after she came back from her study in Netherlands. My sister said that she got the stickers from the peta2 website, well it’s written on them. I’ve heard about PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) but [...]...
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| Donate Rice By Learning Vocabulary |
| 2008-02-21 01:20:17 |
Well, now you can donate rice only by learning vocabulary. Yes, through this FreeRice site, you can learn vocabulary and donate rice to help end hunger. Try to solve the vocabulary riddle to donate 20 grain of rice and the more riddle you solve, the more rice you donate. This site has two main goals, [...]...
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| Forum Software From WordPress Team |
| 2008-02-18 10:07:11 |
Well now, if you are a WordPress user and you are finding a way to add forum software to your website, I think this information will be useful for you. Have you ever heard about bbPress? Well, I’ve just found this thing while searching the way how to blend or integrate forum software to a [...]...
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| BuiltWith: Website Technology Profiler |
| 2008-02-17 05:22:34 |
I found this website and it’s a quite useful website. BuiltWith, that’s what they call themselves, is a website where you can find out how well your website is optimized for search engines recognition and what technologies you are using on the website you own such as scripts, CMS, traffic analyzer, and so on. It [...]...
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| Stop Spam, Read Books |
| 2008-02-02 00:14:37 |
When you read “stop spam†you might think that “yes we should do” because spam is a crime in the cyber world, at least do I think so. And while you read “read book†you might say “we must” because people said that books are the source of knowledge. Then why are these things came [...]...
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| Psych!? |
| 2008-01-30 06:26:14 |
Hell, yeah!!! Do you know this TV series? Psych. Yes, it is out dated, but, you should watch this show. Well, in my own definition this is a comedy TV show. It tells a story about a man named Shawn Spencer who is pretending to be a man who is having some psychic stuff with [...]...
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| Google Celebrates 50 Years of Lego |
| 2008-01-27 18:18:32 |
This day the Google logo looks as if made of bricks, Lego bricks. Yup, this day we are celebrating the 50 years of Lego. You can go to Google’s talkabout blog for some information about what Google are doing in this event. For you who don’t know what Lego is, Lego is a brick game [...]...
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| Kompas News Have Their Forum Today |
| 2008-01-13 00:38:44 |
Well, this day, as usual I visit the Chip Indonesia Forum and I saw the announcement about the release of the Official Kompas Forum. Well, this is a little bit outdated because the release was 2 days ago, on January 11th.
I went there to take a look of the new forum and of course I [...]...
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| The Map Knows |
| 2008-01-07 17:04:31 |
Two terrorists are standing in front of a map of the London Underground.
One terrorist points to the “you are here” part of the map.
“It’s no good, Paddy,” he wails. “They know where we are!”...
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| The Wind Blows Me Back |
| 2008-01-06 15:33:21 |
Two guys are sitting in a bar at the top of the Empire State building. Guy 1 goes over to the window.
Guy 1: Wow, the wind is blowing up against the building. I almost feel like I could jump out the window and the wind would blow me back in.
He jumps out the window, and [...]...
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| Easy Way To Download YouTube Videos |
| 2008-01-05 22:07:00 |
Once I wonder how to download the videos on the YouTube site. I couldn’t find the download button on this site.
And this day, while surfing the net, I found this website that enables us to download every single videos from the YouTube site, no need to register, no need to install any softwares on your [...]...
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