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| Rebel Without a Pond. |
| 2008-01-16 22:21:32 |
How does looking at that picture make you feel; seeing that portly amphibian just sitting there on his trusty motorcycle without a care in the world? I’m guessing that 9 out of 10 of you looking at that image will smile, maybe even force a hoot out of your upper orifice, but you’d be wrong [...]...
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| Cosmopolitan Plus Important Equals Cosmoportant |
| 2008-01-14 22:22:49 |
I recently found a copy of Muramuselle’s Cosmopolitan magazine and started to flick through it. There was an interesting article called ‘How to Get Closer to Him’ in the Love and Lust section. It was a very interesting read, with lots of tips on how to please a man. For instance, one of the [...]...
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| Happiness is a Dish Best Served Hot - With Ice Cream. |
| 2008-01-11 06:31:08 |
Happiness is a fickle fellow; sometimes bestowing you with lots of love and attention and other times leaving you to go and neck some beer at the local titty bar. It’s usually at this point that his accomplice depression taps you on the shoulder and promises never to run off like happiness did.
But there are [...]...
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| Cloverfield, Cloverfield Wherefore Art Thou Cloverfield? |
| 2008-01-10 18:31:05 |
Right off the bat: It’s not a damn lion! Well I hope not.
The new film by producer J.J. Abrams (Lost) and director Matt Reeves (something he’s done before) is a strange beast (also features one) in that for once we don’t know a hell of a lot about it. A huge monster attacks New York [...]...
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| Hey New Year - Resolve this! |
| 2008-01-07 18:02:18 |
New Year’s Resolutions. Every year I set myself a resolution not to make any resolutions but I always realise my mistake too late. The damage is done. This year I didn’t ban resolutions, I just resolved to make sure they didn’t all revolve around a resolve. I realised my mistake too late. The damage was [...]...
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| Be Careful Where You Exhale - RIAA |
| 2008-01-01 19:51:53 |
I may be British but I believe this might affect all of us.
READ THIS IF YOU PLEASE.
If you are an American citizen and you buy a compact disc tomorrow, be very careful what you do with it because the Recording Industry Association of America is watching you. The RIAA have got guys posted on top [...]...
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| First stop on the New Year’s Express train - 2008. |
| 2007-12-31 18:35:10 |
2007 is finished. Right now it’s packing its bags ready to go to that place that all years go when they’re done. The history book retiring home.
How was your year? Was it everything you’d hoped for? Did you complete any of your new year’s resolutions? Can I have your high definition television please?
I would love [...]...
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| Christmas is here again. Did you miss him? |
| 2007-12-24 20:38:39 |
Christmas day is here. You can even see him if you wish. Go to the window and look outside. That bright light you can see isn’t the light of the sun, its Christmas Day and he’s here to blind you with his festive charisma. If you open the window he’ll even come in and occupy [...]...
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| Christmas Lights at Night - All right! |
| 2007-12-20 19:56:26 |
Walking home in the dark is a fantastic experience at Christmas time. The reason being, you get to see people’s Christmas lights in all their illuminating-the-gloom glory. I actually finish my job at 2pm but I just wait around in the lobby until darkness falls so I can see all those lovely lights. To be [...]...
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| Winter Wonderland/Wasteland - You decide. |
| 2007-12-19 19:44:19 |
Winter is most definitely here. I just saw him outside and he’s throwing his weight around like some kind of drug overload. He roared up in a Mercedes not long ago and started flashing his headlights in my eyes – the big oaf.
So temperatures are really dropping at the moment. And that can only [...]...
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| Santa Claus is coming to town - to collect. |
| 2007-12-18 14:21:27 |
So Christmas is almost here. The time for goodwill to all men. It should of course be good will to all people. But I guess we’ve only got a finite reserve of goodwill and by the time we’ve finished with all the men there just isn’t enough left for women, children or turkeys.
Christmas is one [...]...
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