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| Back From Vacation |
| 2008-05-27 15:09:29 |
So now I’m back to sitting in a ratty chair all day while getting paid to surf the internet, pick at my skin, stare at the walls, deny creepy friend requests, &/or shit my braincells away playing Tetris. Oh, and I forgot my lunch. Worst thing ever. I’m so hungry right now, my hair looks [...]...
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| “You got Rick Rolled! Hur Hurr!!” |
| 2008-04-19 00:29:00 |
All I wanted to do during my lunch break this afternoon was watch the new episode of South Park via Youtube. Bad idea. Every time I thought I found the right video, it would turn out to be Rick Astley’s nerd ass trying to dance and look gay in a giant trench coat. For those [...]...
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| My Super Lame 16 |
| 2008-02-28 16:20:55 |
I was watching that Sweet 16 show on MTV during my lunch break this afternoon, and at one point I actually wished someone dead. Watching a 16-year-old spend thousands of dollars celebrating a day that should have never occurred in the first place is like gargling battery acid, minus the pleasant taste. Every so often, [...]...
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| Russ Martin Sucks |
| 2008-02-13 23:18:29 |
This afternoon the bf and I got in an argument over the radio - one of our favorite past times. He has this thing for The Russ Martin Show, and I have this thing for music. Needless to say we were having issues over which station to play.
Like most radio personalities, Russ Martin has one [...]...
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| The New Guy |
| 2008-02-08 23:22:09 |
There’s this new guy at work and I already hate him. He smells like crap, says “howdy” instead of hello, smokes at least 46 times a day, and whistles everywhere he fucking goes. People who whistle should have their tongues removed. People who whistle at work should just die. But since the universe doesn’t work [...]...
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| Children In Movie Theaters |
| 2008-02-07 14:00:05 |
The hell is up with parents taking their kids to R-rated movies after 10pm? There’s a reason people go to the theater that late, and it isn’t for the jacked up ticket prices - it’s to avoid children.
A couple years ago, some friends and I decided to see the worst movie ever, The Hills Have [...]...
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| Cloverfield - Problems and Solutions |
| 2008-01-30 22:35:29 |
Problem: Fat guy videotaping everything. Very unrealistic. In real life, people would’ve been too busy shitting their pants.
Solution: Let Godzilla do the recording. Strap a camcorder around its neck Blair Witch style, and we’re good to go.
Problem: A group of friends risk their lives for some ugly chick. Also not realistic.
Solution: A group of friends [...]...
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| Screw You, Hershey’s |
| 2008-01-28 16:44:27 |
This morning I decided to have breakfast courtesy of the local convenient store. As usual, I opted for a Hershey’s with almonds, a/k/a the best candy bar ever. However, there seemed to be something different about the wrapper this time. Just above the Hershey’s logo was a sign which read, “Check out Brad Paisley’s Bonfires [...]...
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| I Support Cocaine |
| 2008-01-24 20:45:49 |
No, not the drug dipshits, the energy drink. Unfortunately, the FDA banned it on the premise that it was “both a street drug alternative and a dietary supplement.” So where’s the problem? Both drug addicts and fat asses can benefit from this stuff. But no. Some Melvin had to call it “immoral.” Go figure, the [...]...
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| Abstract My Ass |
| 2008-01-23 11:15:34 |
According to Wikipedia, this is what abstract art looks like:
According to me, abstract art looks like this:
I could piss on a pile of leaves, and call it abstract. So what differentiates my pile of piss leaves from that other crap? Nothing. Elitist assholes like to pretend they understand the significance behind a cluster of paint [...]...
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| The View - At a Glance |
| 2008-01-21 19:25:05 |
If the 7th circle of hell were to somehow metamorphose into a TV show, its name would be The View. Barbara Walters would play the three-headed dog that captures everyone’s soul, and Elizabeth Hasselbeck would be her two-headed brother, Orthus. The other hell hounds would include a panel of 3 vaginas, whose purpose as such [...]...
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