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| 50 Ways to Annoy Your Roommate |
| 2008-02-26 02:08:00 |
Repeat thoughtfully the last word of everything your roommate says (e.g. Your roommate: "How are you doing today?" You: "Today.... Today......")Continuously refer to your roommate using terms of endearment (sweetcheeks, honeybuns). Slap him/her in the face if s/he ever does the same.Kill several people. Store the corpses underneath your roommate's bed. Call the police.Become Forrest Gump.Incessantly rant about the government's attempts to control our minds by poisoning us with Dihydrous Monoxide. If your roommate tries to explain that Dihydrous Monoxide = H2O = Water, exclaim "HA!! THAT'S WHAT THEY /WANT/ YOU TO THINK!!!!"Intensely study the complete list of ways to annoy your roommate. Form a discussion group with your roommate. Give tests.Start a food drive around campus to feed your roo...
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| Uber-Randomness To Break The Ice |
| 2008-02-07 23:18:00 |
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at a table. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations." To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"D-d-diff..acult things to say when you a...
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