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| Unique Visitors: 302 |
| Total Unique Visitors: 317442 |
| Visitors Out: 288 |
| Total Visitors Out: 288 |
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| I'm Rude and You're Screwed |
| 2008-07-21 12:00:00 |
As this is my first post on Scrivel.com, I've been trying like a midget at the Olympics to come up......
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| Predictions for the Future |
| 2008-07-13 12:00:00 |
In the future…Mimes will be considered the height of humorous interpretation. There will be an entire religion built around Elvis......
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| Women Drivers |
| 2008-07-09 22:50:52 |
I know what you're thinking, but I ain't got no problem with women drivers. Not when they're driving.......
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| The Other Doctors |
| 2008-07-07 12:00:00 |
It takes a lot of schooling to be a doctor. First you have to get your undergraduate degree, then......
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| Kiki, K-9 Drug Dealer |
| 2008-07-06 12:00:00 |
My friend, Kiki, is moving. This makes me sad, because I liked hanging with her. But what I’m losing in......
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| Fake Eagle Parts |
| 2008-07-01 12:00:00 |
I read in the paper where a bald eagle in Idaho got an artificial beak because a poacher shot hers......
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| Children and Other WMDs (2) |
| 2008-06-29 18:00:00 |
A few years after unleasing Weapon X at Easter Brunch, Weapon X and her BFF #1 managed to break our......
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| The Blessing Limit |
| 2008-06-25 12:00:00 |
There are limits to everything. Speed. My ex-wife's patience. The number of marshmallows I can stuff in......
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| He Married Who? |
| 2008-06-24 12:00:00 |
During the first year I dated one of my boyfriends there were moments when I felt insecure. He was very......
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| Be nice. Ass. |
| 2008-06-22 12:00:00 |
My husband thinks I have the patience of a Saint. He is wrong.Outwardly, I have an enormous amount of patience.......
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| Children and Other WMDs |
| 2008-06-18 18:00:00 |
For the past 17 years, I’ve had a weapon, and I’ve never been afraid to use her. Meet Weapon X,......
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| Clint and Spike |
| 2008-06-17 18:00:00 |
Spike Lee's done pissed off Clint Eastwood. Last month at that wussy film festival in Cannes, Spike made a......
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| Interview with a ****** |
| 2008-06-16 18:00:00 |
People are strange when you're a stranger... ~ The Doors Ugh, I love that song. The other day......
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| Cigarettes and Windshield Fluid |
| 2008-06-12 18:00:00 |
Dear Assface,You don't know me, but I know you.You see...I'm the poor bastard who had the privilege of driving behind......
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| Bordeaux. . .Bordont! |
| 2008-06-11 18:00:00 |
My friend and I were at the mall for lunch today. There were teenage girls EVERYWHERE! Which caused me to......
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| Mandatory Guitar |
| 2008-06-04 18:00:00 |
My friend, Jeff, received a guitar for his birthday. It's one of those nice ones that cost an arm......
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| Weve Arrived |
| 2008-06-03 18:00:00 |
I don’t really know how it happened, but I can finally say that we’ve made it. We’ve moved on up......
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| The Untold Toilet Rule |
| 2008-06-02 18:00:00 |
I was over at one of my buddy's blogs the other day.I tend to do this a lot, because work......
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| I Bit My Lip |
| 2008-05-31 18:00:00 |
I bit my damn lip yesterday.I was eating and chomped down on my bottom lip.It swole up.(Is it swole or......
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| Move Over, Snowbirds!! |
| 2008-05-29 18:00:00 |
No offense, but I am really jealous of old people, particularly the ones we call ‘snowbirds’ who migrate up here......
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| Manscaping |
| 2008-05-28 18:00:00 |
I once heard a joke about how long it takes women to get ready to go anywhere. I can't remember......
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| The Blinding Light of my Anus |
| 2008-05-25 18:00:00 |
We should sell electric razors to polar bears.That's the conclusion I've come to after environmentally friendlinizing ... environmentalizing ... environinzing......
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| Seriously. It's you. |
| 2008-05-18 18:00:00 |
A single friend recently lamented to me that all the girls he meets want to be “just friends” and think......
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| Things That REALLY Matter |
| 2008-05-15 18:00:00 |
I’m not much of a girl for topical events. They bore me just a little. But there are still things......
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| Little Sh*ts Academy |
| 2008-05-13 17:00:00 |
There's a reason why I'm not a business owner.I fear that people in the town would run me out.Let me......
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| How I Met My Mother |
| 2008-05-12 17:00:00 |
My first introduction to the woman who would become my de facto mother was at tax time. I don’t deal......
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| No home training. |
| 2008-05-11 17:00:00 |
When I was about ten or eleven I was forced to watch the movie “Gone with the Wind”. I know,......
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| Much ado about everything. |
| 2008-05-04 16:00:00 |
I moved to Tennessee in 2004. Within days of moving I knew all about the road construction which was coming......
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| No Offense |
| 2008-05-01 16:00:00 |
“So um, no offense, but…” Don't you just love those words? I know I do! In fact,......
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