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| Walmart Screaming Clown Commercial with Rooster Bonus |
| 2010-01-25 08:03:45 |
I rarely put videos on my blog, but when I saw this Walmart Clown Commercial during the NFL playoffs yesterday, I laughed so hard I knew I had to share it.
It is easily the funniest commercial I’ve seen in years and it boggles my mind as to why Walmart didn’t wait a couple weeks to [...]...
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| It’s 2010 and I’m in Love With a Calculator From 1984 |
| 2010-01-01 18:15:06 |
In 1982 Arthur C. Clarke published a novel called, 2010: Odyssey Two which was made into a film in 1984 with the shortened title 2010 which was a sequel to his 1968 novel 2001: A Space Odyssey which was really just a novelization of the Stanley Kubric film predictably called 2001: A Space Odyssey which [...]...
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| Wake up, Fiery Scarecrow! |
| 2009-11-22 14:30:16 |
Last night I woke up to the phone ringing. It was 11:30 p.m. and I was out cold. I’m always nervous about answering the phone at that hour because everyone knows I get up really early (3:00 or 4:00 am) to go ballooning and it could only either be an emergency, or the occaisional call [...]...
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| Tweetings From 3000 Feet |
| 2009-11-12 20:32:25 |
The main reason I got an iPhone—aside from the fact that my previous RAZR phone had reception equal to that of a 1960’s short-wave radio (”Come-in Tokyo!”)—was so I could keep connected to the internet and my billions of fans no matter where I was or what I was doing.
So, on Monday, I decided to [...]...
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| Drinking Beer Not That Exciting Anymore |
| 2009-10-30 14:53:45 |
The great thing about being a horder and never throwing anything away, is that you are often nostalgically surprised when you pull something out of a box you’ve had stored in the attic for 20-years.
Take this Farfrompüken t-shirt I discovered this morning. This thing brings back memories. Memories such as waking-up under a freeway overpass [...]...
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| How to Poken a Dead Rooster in Public |
| 2009-10-23 15:07:13 |
In the past, when anyone asked how they could find me online, I usually just told them to type Incredibly Hot Men into Google and hit the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button. But the way Google keeps changing its indexing criteria, it’s only a matter of time before it improperly redirects to the website of a [...]...
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| Celebrity Ghost Stories: Dead Rooster Author Tells His Tale |
| 2009-10-20 12:08:58 |
Its cold, black eye-holes began glowing with hell’s orange embers, and when it opened its mouth, I thought it was trying to speak, but to my horror, it was merely a build-up of maggots forcing its jaws and spilling onto the floor like globs of writhing oatmeal.
OK, not quite. What really happened was this:
It was [...]...
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| My Cat Punky is a Kleptomaniac |
| 2009-10-13 10:32:25 |
My cat Punky brings me gifts at least twice a week. He’s been doing this for several years and, even though the gifts are usually trinkets from neighborhood garbage cans or incomplete grasshoppers, I appreciate the thought.
It started with pine cones. Every few days I’d find a pine cone on the mat outside the back [...]...
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| iPhone 3GS: Once Again Dead Rooster Reviews Stale Technology |
| 2009-10-06 18:06:19 |
The iPhone 3GS has been out now for several months, maybe even more than a year, I don’t really know, but with a laziness factor that goes to 11, I am certainly not going to take the time to look it up.
Anyway, the iPhone 3GS is new to me—I just got one last Thursday—so, for [...]...
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| Dead Rooster Turns 100 |
| 2009-09-30 21:28:22 |
It took almost 2-years, but it finally happened: I’ve published my 100th blog post (you’re reading it right now).
I know a lot of my blogging friends reached 100 posts a lot quicker, such as after the first 5 minutes they started their blog, but for me, this is pretty good. Considering it’s only September and [...]...
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