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| Unique Visitors: 106 |
| Total Unique Visitors: 4150111 |
| Visitors Out: 2587 |
| Total Visitors Out: 2587 |
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| What You Can Expect When You Abandon Your Blog for 3 Months |
| 2009-06-26 13:57:35 |
So, you’re a blogger, but you missed a few posts. Maybe it was your intention to write one in the next day or two but things kept coming up. The next thing you know it’s July, the bowl of nacho cheese dip sitting on top of your computer desk is growing blue fur and the [...]...
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| I Could Tell You, But then I’d have to Kill Everyone |
| 2009-06-24 07:20:19 |
OK, so I’ve been gone for a few days weeks months and you’re wondering what happened to me. Well, reality has a way of sneaking up behind you, slobbering in your ear causing a really creepy sensation that, instinctively, forces you to turn around, poke it in the eye thus angering it to the point [...]...
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| Hussy Housewife Taints Otherwise Great Video with Image of Dead Rooster Author |
| 2009-03-07 22:22:16 |
March is Humor Bloggers Unite For World Domination month. To celebrate, Jamie at The Hussy Housewife has painstakingly crafted a video depicting several of the worlds most famous humor bloggers including yours truly.
She wisely buried my visage at the 2:58 mark in order to reduce the inescapable shock when my mugshot is finally revealed. WARNING: [...]...
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| The Scent of a Rooster |
| 2009-02-25 16:46:56 |
I filled my truck with gas this morning and when I was done I looked up and saw Stater Bros. supermarket across the parking lot. I remembered I was running low on deodorant, so decided I would just run in there really quick and get some.
Lately, I’ve been using Old Spice Red Zone “Swagger” scented [...]...
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| Dead Rooster Rises from the Grave |
| 2009-02-17 15:59:49 |
As many of you have noticed, I’ve been pretty scarce around here for the past two weeks. February is the busiest time of year here at the Dead Rooster Mansion, and I was just so overwhelmed I couldn’t keep up with the blog.
The main reason for my absence, as I’m sure you have figured out [...]...
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| Greetings from the Big Non-Infected Computer |
| 2009-02-03 09:12:53 |
Right now I am typing this from my desktop computer, my “Big Computer.” I also have a laptop computer which goes by the name of “Little Computer.” Usually, I type blog posts from the little computer, but last night, she came down with a virus.
It used to be that you had to be tricked into [...]...
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| Be Careful Where You Park Your Mazda 323 in Nigeria |
| 2009-01-27 01:01:29 |
Just when you think there is nothing interesting to write about, along comes an actual news story from a well-known – and to the best of my knowledge – non-alcoholic news syndicate featuring a goat arrested for armed robbery.
Yes, a goat.
According to Reuters, Nigerian police are currently detaining a black-and-white goat on suspicion that he [...]...
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| Satan Delivers Cruel Ironic Punishment to Dead Rooster |
| 2009-01-21 01:01:13 |
Dear Devil,
After I published my post about how one shouldn’t display one’s feedcount until one has at least 100 subscribers, you couldn’t wait to set it on fire, could you…
What did I ever do to you?
I was minding my own business, basking in the glow of my 190 subscribers; looking forward to the big 200; [...]...
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| Say That Again? I Think I May Have Just Swallowed My Eardrums |
| 2009-01-18 01:01:37 |
I live in a pretty nice neighborhood. There are a few semi-crazy neighbors, but they are mostly just crazy enough to be charming. Of course, there are a few that do insane things like practice the bagpipes at 2:30 in the morning or believe that lighting 300 full-sticks of dynamite is the proper response to [...]...
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