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| Hot Blonde Reveals Cruel Method to Increase Blog Traffic |
| 2008-05-08 22:45:48 |
Photo credit: Dario
There comes a time in every young bloggers life when pure, wholesome thoughts eventually turn to Traffic">blog traffic. When this happens, the traffic libido becomes engorged, sometimes ballooning to the size of a transport helicopter, which causes the newbie blogger to send emails to well-known experts—people that know how to get blog traffic—and [...]...
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| Zombie Chickens Coming Home to Roost |
| 2008-05-05 10:38:00 |
Here at the Dead Rooster Online Entertainment Laboratories (DROEL) we are constantly on the lookout for high-quality rooster related entertainment. That’s why, this week, we were especially pleased to unearth a major work in the rare “Zombie Chicken” genre.
NEW BOOK—Cluck: Murder Most Fowl
As my loyal readers already know, I’m a big fan of Horror fiction, [...]...
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| Bad LSD Trip with a Talking Hot Dog |
| 2008-04-29 21:56:45 |
When I was a kid the principal of my school would periodically gather us all up and show us anti-drug films. I remember one in particular where a guy took a couple of puffs off a “marijuana cigarette” then looked at his reflection in a mirror and watched his face melt. That was pretty terrifying [...]...
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| Sorcerers in the Congo are Running Around Shrinking Penises |
| 2008-04-24 14:42:30 |
Photo credit: TCM hitchhiker
You would think sorcerers would have better ways to make money than run around shrinking mens penises and then extorting the victims. But, according to a recent Reuters article, it has become a very real and widespread panic in Congo’s capitol city.
Police have arrested thirteen sorcerers suspected of shrinking, and in some [...]...
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| I Got Meme Tagged by Ettarose-EdgeOfSanity |
| 2008-04-18 20:47:25 |
Welcome to the first and last time I will ever respond to a Meme Tag. The only reason I’m doing this one is that I really like ettarose and her blog ettarose-edgeofsanity.com. The main reason I won’t do another one is because most of my readers are NOT bloggers and when they see something like [...]...
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| Why am I such a Sicko for PSYCHO? |
| 2008-04-08 11:10:06 |
Anthony Perkins as Norman Bates in Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho. Was he based on a real person? I have a somewhat unique knowledge of this movie (one of my favorites) and will share some of the creepy details with you in this blog post.
You can’t take me anywhere. If you do, I’ll embarrass you by walking [...]...
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| How to look like a Balloon-Chasing Scumbag on National TV |
| 2008-03-25 12:49:11 |
Screenshot of USA Channel’s Character Fantasy which aired last Saturday, March, 22nd featuring yours truly starting a new fashion trend for television stars: The Semi-Peeved Hot-Air-Balloon-Chasing Scumbag Look.
I sometimes work as ground crew for hot-air balloon companies. This means I set-up, inflate and chase hot air balloons in and around Temecula Wine Country in southern [...]...
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| Cocoa Comets Cereal: What Dreams May Come? |
| 2008-03-18 09:27:06 |
Stater Bros. Cocoa Comets Cereal: A sweet part of a nutritious breakfast, or mind altering hallucinogenic dream enhancer?
Men should never be allowed to go grocery shopping unattended. If we are, we will always come home with either A: several cartons labeled Beers of the World containing many obscure and unusual tasting beers from many lands; [...]...
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