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| The JoKes TheraPy bLoG!! The funniest, most amazing web spot around featuring 100% clean quality jokes, 100% safe and free. Visit and LoL your hearts out! |
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| Alzheimer & Colour Test |
| 2011-09-18 15:46:00 |
Sit comfortably and be calm. This is a serious test, not a joke..Put your thinking process aside - i.e. put your brain in neutral gear.1- Find the C below. Do not use any cursor help.OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.9999999999999999999 9999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999 99999999999999699999999999999...
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| The Silent Treatment... |
| 2011-01-23 12:36:00 |
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper:'Please wake me at 5:00 AM 'He left it where he knew she would find it.The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'Conclusion: Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. :)
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| Pregnancy looks weird through the eyes of a kid |
| 2011-01-07 13:53:00 |
There's this 3 years old kid who's waiting with his mother in the doctors office.The boy stares the belly of a pregnant lady who sits in the opposite chair waiting for her turn to see the doctor.Suddently the boy stands up, walks towards the pregnant lady and asks:- "Why is your stomach so big?"She replied,- "I'm having a baby."With big eyes, the kid asked,- "Is the baby in your stomach?"She answered, "It sure is."With surprised and shocked look, the kid said with a trembling voice:"Then why did you eat it?"
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| Michelin's Revolutionary Airless Tires |
| 2010-04-28 14:09:00 |
Michelin's introducing the next generation of tires that dont need to have an air tube.Michelin Tweel is the upcoming king of tires:Had the following students bought these tires for their vehicles, they wouldnt have gotten an F on their exams:Down in Jackson, Mississippi, three boys arrived in school late. It was as late as 10:00 a.m. They had been fishing. For their excuse they stated that they were delayed because of a flat tire. The teacher decided to give them a test immediately, so she had them seated apart from one another. She said, "This test will have only one question, and I will give you thirty seconds to put down your answer." The question was, "Which tire?"
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| Do birds think? |
| 2010-04-28 13:38:00 |
I dont know if it's their instict that drives them or a certain flavor or even a hormone but if you ask me, i think they give the impression that they think.Take a look at that dancing cockatoo:take a look at that budgie:a domesticated canary:And if none of the above persuaded you, maybe this sparrow will convince you that birds have some sort of intelligence that could make them think.And finally:A little bird was flying south for the winter. It got so cold it froze up and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As it lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.A passing cat heard the little bir...
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| Ferrari VS Jet |
| 2010-04-28 13:11:00 |
It sounds funny if you think that a car could be faster than a eurofighter jet. Well at least at the first 400 meters.
Mikael Schumacher with a Ferrari formula 1, was leading the race running at the speed of 190mph but when the 40000 pounds of thrust decided to take action.
The Jet finished the race 2 tenths quicker than the Ferrari which took 13.2 secs to cover the distance of 900 meters.
WeightLength (meters)Engine
Ferrari Formula 1600 kilos4.53 ltrs V12 by Ferrari
Eurofighter Jet11 Tons62 turbofan engines by Rolls Royce
Although i believe if the escargot from the following joke, was driving that F1, results would be different right now...
There was this snail who wanted to be a F1 racing driver.
He went along to the track and asked the team manager if he could drive.
The racing team manager said, 'Yes, but you can't have a number on your car, you can only have an 'S' because you are a snail.'
The Snail was OK about this is so he entered the race.
The race started and ...
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| Murphy's law or Real life everyday conclusions? |
| 2010-04-27 12:31:00 |
-=- Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.-=- To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy. -=- The road to success... is always under construction. -=- Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk. -=- In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it. -=- Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak. -=- Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works. -=- If at first you don't succeed... destroy all evidence that you ever tried. -=- You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down,it will always land on the buttered side. -=- Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessiblecorner. -=- As soon as you men...
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| Sea drowning instructions |
| 2010-04-07 23:58:00 |
Well.. if you see someone drowning.. dont' lol as this sign says but call 911 immediately!! via http://imgur.com/9C6Nx.jpg
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| U SMILE |
| 2010-03-16 17:14:00 |
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam."Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever."A smart student in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=...
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