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| Well. That was unfortunate ad placement. |
| 2012-02-02 07:00:00 |
Went to log on to my email account the other day and noticed this:Gah.On a related note, I no longer want to see Madonna naked.http://www.midgetmanofsteel.com
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| I'm in love with Fox News Anchor Gene Lavanchy and I don't care if the whole world knows it |
| 2012-01-30 08:00:00 |
Please mark your calendars appropriately as the day that I was delivered a restraining order by a Fox News Anchor.Before I leave for work every morning (notice I did not say 'go to work' because 'arriving at the building' and 'actually doing work' are two completely different things) I turn on the Boston Fox News station because:a) I need background noise for all the games I am CRUSHING my opponents in of Words with Friends, and17) I like the anchorsSpecifically, I'm a big fan of Gene Lavanchy because he doesn't take anything too seriously and I think we have the same sense of humor and even though I don't swing that way, I think we would get along swimmingly just bantering while sitting around in a sauna.Or a bar.A straight bar.This is just a simple bromance, people.You know? Gay bar, str...
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| Wrapping Up the Week - January 29, 2012 |
| 2012-01-29 07:00:00 |
Before I start today I just want to pimp out this classy new shirt I have available on my Zazzle store:Ask me about my Tourette's Syndrome by MentalPooJoin Zazzle's artist affiliate programIt's great for work meetings.ONWARD!****************Just in case you missed another fun-filled week on Mental Poo...My Posts from this Week:Probably one of the greatest posts I have ever written..which is scary.But not as scary as the content.*shuddersHOW DID I MISS THIS?!************************Moments in MENTAL POO History:************************A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':Quite possibly one of the most disturbing discoveries I ever made.Even I'M not that freaky. And that's saying something.Parenting in just 10 easy steps!Dirty talk for geeks.************************Two Years Ago this week on...
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| How the hell did I not know about this? |
| 2012-01-27 07:00:00 |
This appeared on the sidebar of a web page I was on:I don't know what bothers me more:That (a) the abuse is so bad that there is a need for this ad, or (b) that there is an entire culture of dancing bears I knew nothing about.Great. Now I want to see a dancing bear.I don't think this ad worked AT ALL.http://www.midgetmanofsteel.com
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| The Girlfriend Chronicles |
| 2012-01-16 08:00:00 |
Just thought I'd share some excerpts with you guys of some chat conversations between my girlfriend and I.*It's okay to be jealous.However, after reading these I probably should have put a PG-13 or R rating on this because she kind of has a potty mouth. MOM YOU SHOULD PROBABLY LOOK AWAY RIGHT NOW!*no feelings were harmed during the creation of this post because I essentially have none - like a Vulcan but with smaller ears yet with eerily similar super-strengthSo, to all you single ladies out there, remember:Sure, you may die alone. But it could be worse.You could be MY girlfriend.http://www.midgetmanofsteel.com
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| Wrapping Up the Week - January 15, 2012 |
| 2012-01-15 07:00:00 |
Just in case you missed another fun-filled week on Mental Poo...My Posts from this Week:I went back to my old-school roots of writing shit and then drawing pictures with this lovely childhood tale about my dog who could shit letters.*sniffMy take on the 2012 Republican candidates.Um...that's one kinky Jedi.************************Moments in MENTAL POO History:************************A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':And this, people...THIS is why I'm a dog person.My first Fox25 News Facebook comment-bombing post appears to great critical reviews!*not reallyYet more evidence of my maturity level..or lack thereof, specifically...at work.************************Two Years Ago this week on Mental Poo':If you don't follow me on Twitter..this is the kind of stuff you're missing out on.Because ...
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| Wrapping Up the Week - January 8, 2012 |
| 2012-01-08 07:00:00 |
Happy New Year to everyone!This is my first 'Wrapping up the Week' of 2012 so, you know, woo.Carry on.*************Just in case you missed another fun-filled week on Mental Poo...My Posts from this Week:Reading this will just make you all the more confused on how am I actually still employed.My spoof on "The Family Circus" comic strip continues.************************Moments in MENTAL POO History:************************A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':This is one of my favorite posts about two boys, a cousin's wooden sled, and a forest OF DOOM.The horror that happens when little boys pee.************************Two Years Ago this week on Mental Poo':How often do YOU think about sex? Whatever it is, I bet I've got it beat.How to properly sell Girl Scout Cookies in the workplace.******...
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| They love me here at work. |
| 2012-01-03 07:00:00 |
This is how popular I am here at work with our software developers.Got this IM the other day from Andre - one of our developers - asking me for a database I was working on that he needed.Feel the love?Yeah. I do.But I mainly feel my own love..since I'm kind of a jerkoff.http://www.midgetmanofsteel.com
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| Let's hope the Mayans were idiots |
| 2011-12-30 08:14:00 |
I thought I had a post up today but I guess I didn't so I'm writing this at 9:15 am on December 30th and, well, ta-da!*insert trumpet sounds hereSince I don't have really much to write about except the upcoming New Year I'll just post this picture of a cartoon spin-off idea I had about shape-shifting robots confused about their sexuality.Transgenderformers:I don't know where this shit comes from, either.Regardless, here's to wishing you and yours a very Happy New Year and that we all don't die in 2012 but that, in the case we do, human kind isn't represented solely by John Cusack.See you all next year. And thanks for reading!Moog out.http://www.midgetmanofsteel.com
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| Frosty the Recovering Alcoholic |
| 2011-12-26 08:00:00 |
In keeping with my Christmas theme this week, I present to you a picture of a couple of decorative snowmen I saw in my neighborhood this week.Man.The snowmen in my neighborhood sure know how to party.http://www.midgetmanofsteel.com
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