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| Dear Dick - Episode Three |
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Dear Dick:
I need advice about visiting my grandfather who is going into hospice care with terminal cancer. He has always been there for me, unlike my real father, and I'm devastated by his impending loss.
What is the most comforting approach? After, "I'm sorry you're sick," I am not sure how to proceed.
Sincerely,
Sad in San Pedro
Dear Sad:
Perhaps daddy would have stuck around a little longer if you had given up that cherry ass like you know he wanted. Even......
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| Only The Best Girls Give It Up For Daddy. |
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(This was originally posted as a bulletin, but I felt the issues touched upon were just too important. If, like me, your heart was touched by the continuing plight of this young girl, follow the simple step at the conclusion of this poem to help end this sordid episode.)
Daddy did something for me.
He helped me lose my virginity.
He came into my room.
He barged through the door.
He picked me up and
threw me to the floor.
He pulled down my undies,
and ripped open my......
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| Political Dick - Billary Review |
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BILL
Bill Clinton is a complete and full-bodied man with a fragrant bouquet and a pungent aftertaste that lingers on the palette.
During the past decade or two, the backwoods of Arkansas have started sending many varietals of hustlers to Washington DC. Some have been passable while others are very much less so. I've also stashed away a few of the younger vintages under lock and key in my cellar in the expectation that they will improve with age.
Bill more than makes up for......
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| Rest in Peace - Steve Irwin |
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He was the Hugh Hefner of the natural world, tempting death by fondling man-eating crocodiles or galloping naked into the Australian outback to mate deadly snakes with his wife's gaping vagina. So when the end came Monday for Steve Irwin, television's "Crocodile Humper," it was surprising and swift: The 44-year-old was pierced in the heart by an usually horny stingray.
Footage of the incident in a Great Barrier Reef lagoon off the coast of northeastern Australia shows a......
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| Biblical Dick - Saul Pisses Off The Lord Our Dog |
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(Abridged from the New Living Translation of the book of I Samuel: 13)
The Jewistines mustered a mighty army of three thousand Big Wheels, six thousand horsecocks, and as many doctors and lawyers and dentists as the strands of hair along the inner thighs of Dick Stanke's fatass mom! They camped at McDonalds east of Baseline for the food was cheap and the parking was free. When the men of the Inland Empire saw the vast number of enemy troops, they lost their nerve entirely and tried to......
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| Biblical Dick - Saul Versus The Nergomites |
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(Abridged from the New Living Translation of the book of I Samuel: 11)
About a month later, King Nahash of the Sixth Street Negronites led his army against the Inland Empire city of Jabesh-Cucamonga. But the citizens of Jabesh asked for peace. "Make a treaty with us, and we will be your sexual servants," they pleaded.
"Aiight," Nahash said, "but only on one condition. I will gouge out the right eye of every one of you poofsters with our manly appendages as......
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| Biblical Dick - My New Stepdad |
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(Abridged from the New Living Translation of the book of I Samuel: 8 - 10)
Now there was a man of Benjamin who ran the orphanage and whose name was Kirk. And he had a son, whose name was Saul, a choice young man, and goodly; and there was not among the children of Fontucky a goodlier person than he: from his shoulders and upward he was higher than any of the people, and from the loins outward he was longer.
And it came to pass that three orphans were lost or escaped. And Kirk said......
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| Rest in Peace - Richard Stanke |
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Richard Stanke, an artist, sexual offender and card-carrying member of the ACLU, died today from a roofer's nail to the forehead following a prolonged rape. He was 39.
Richard was a native of Fontucky and an influential member of the local crime scene. Family members note Richard showed an early aptitude for the criminal arts. He butchered neighborhood pets as a child and is rumored to have committed his first arson prior to kindergarten. Reports vary as to the date and victim of......
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| Dear Dick - Episode Two |
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Dear Dick,
I'm a progressive man, but my granddaughter recently took up with a negro. Many of my field hands and day laborers are colored, yet I cannot help but seethe knowing this mongrel is ravaging her womanly parts. What should I do?
Sincerely,
Distraught in Decatur
Dear Distraught,
It must be difficult letting go of grampa's little girl, especially in light of your decade-long sexual relationship with the dirty whore. Regardless, god demands you kill the race traitor......
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| Rest in Peace - Dakota Fanning |
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Dakota Fanning, the pale and waifish and grating young star of major motion pictures, died Tuesday in Los Angeles. The cause of death was listed as an attack by a swarm of bees along with complications relating to the chronic use of crack cocaine. She was twelve years old.
Dakota was born February 23, 1994, in Conyers, Georgia, to Joy and Stephen Fanning. Upon seeing and hearing Dakota for the first time, her parents immediately offered her for adoption. Multiple attempts at......
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