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| Chat Joker |
| Chat Joker lives on the Internet. His only friends are those wonderful people who answer questions in ‘Live Chat Help’ windows that help him with life’s problems. |
| Language: English |
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| Total Unique Visitors: 9685 |
| Visitors Out: 138 |
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| Live Chat with Jillian |
| 2008-04-08 10:25:58 |
PAul are now chatting with ‘Jillian’
Jillian: Hi! Thanks for visiting COMPANY X. How can I help you?
PAul: Hey Jillian this is PAul, I have a couple mega concerns on my mind
Jillian: No problem, how can I help?
PAul: well here is the thing, I want to remarry my wife to see if things will get better. [...]...
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| Live Chat with Natalie D. |
| 2008-04-02 13:17:59 |
Thanks for contacting us. My name is Natalie D., how can I help you?
PAul: Hey Natalie D. Mind if I call you Nat? I like shortening my friends names
Natalie D.: No problem!
PAul: cool. So I am going to be climbing Mount Everest in a few days, but I have a few questions about products etc. [...]...
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| Live Chat with Brandon |
| 2008-04-01 11:52:50 |
Please wait for a site operator to respond.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with ‘Brandon’
Brandon: Hello Paul!
Brandon: How may I help you?
PAul: Hey Brandon, I’m a little depressed with how my life is going and I was hoping you, and the COMPANY X may be able to help me.
Brandon: Which program of study are you interested [...]...
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| Live Chat with Tim and Andre |
| 2008-03-30 11:05:16 |
Please wait for an operator to respond.
You are now chatting with Tim.
Tim: Welcome to the CR Helpdesk Live Chat service. How can I help you?
PAul: Tim you can help me plenty
PAul: I recently won the lottery and want to invest my money in gambling
Tim: wow! how much did you win?
PAul: 75,000.39
Tim: congratulation! what can I [...]...
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| Live Chat with James. W |
| 2008-03-29 22:59:41 |
[ PAul] Lord of the Rings, can I become one?
[James. W] Hello, thank you for contacting COMPANY X live support.
[James. W] Hi Paul
[James. W] How can i assist you today ?
[ PAul] Hello James. W, busy day?
[James. W] Yup, just like any other day
[ PAul] awesome, let’s get down to business.
[ PAul] [...]...
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| Live Chat with Bonita |
| 2008-03-29 20:09:58 |
Thank you for choosing COMPANY X. An online consultant will be with you shortly.
Hello, this is Bonita, your COMPANY X Online Consultant. How may I help you today?
Bonita: Hello
PAul: Woah, you’re very quick Bonita, how are you?
Bonita: Great and you? How may I assist you Paul?
PAul: I am on cloud nine! I decided [...]...
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| Live Chat with Ruth (Pt. 2) |
| 2008-03-28 08:14:38 |
PAul
repeat answer means I win. Game. Set. Match. Win.
Ruth
Considering you are making the rules, I don’t really see how anyone else can win
PAul
clever but what was the song I was dancing to with the lovely lady at the bar that I talked about with Padero and accidently slipped to Peter?
Ruth
Mambo Number Five.
Paul, I [...]...
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| Live Chat With Ruth |
| 2008-03-27 08:09:34 |
Ruth
Hello Paul!
PAul
hmmm, ummm okay what just happened?
PAul
Mom?
Ruth
May I have your contact information please, we will get one of our consultants to get in touch with you.
PAul
Did i just get supervised? Where is Peter?
PAul
smoke break?
Ruth
Peter had to attend to a different customer. Paul, we will be happy to help you.
Ruth
May I have your contact info please?
PAul
since [...]...
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| Live Chat with Scott and Stefano |
| 2008-03-26 11:35:42 |
Please wait for a site operator to respond.
You are now chatting with ‘Scott’
Scott: Hello and welcome to COMPANY X Canada’s chat service. How may I provide you with excellent service today?
PAul: Hello Scott, I look forward to excellent service on a question that requires an excellent answer
Scott: Sure I can definitely help you with [...]...
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| Live Chat with Peter |
| 2008-03-25 16:02:13 |
Welcome to COMPANY X, Peter will be right with you
Peter
Hello Paul, how may I help you today?
PAul
Hello Peter am I correct to say this is the best live assistance to come for live chat help help?
Peter
Yes Paul.
PAul
great, let me begin
PAul
you’re going to be here for awhile…but with potential of bragging that you bagged the best. [...]...
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| Live Chat with Oliver |
| 2008-03-25 08:05:00 |
Welcome!
Note: During your chat session, Company X agents may be able to view your Company X.com transactions. Additionally, chat conversations are recorded and monitored by Company X Air Lines.
Please wait while we contact the next available agent…
You are now speaking with Oliver!
Oliver: Hi! My name is Oliver. How may I help you?
PAul : Hey Oliver, [...]...
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