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| Visitors Out: 53 |
| Total Visitors Out: 53 |
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| Amazon.Cock |
| 2008-07-18 21:18:58 |
I gotta ask: am I the only person who thinks the Amazon logo looks like a seriously warped wang? Just look at it - the logo’s perched on an enormous boner....
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| Face Palm of the Month |
| 2008-07-03 17:51:25 |
In 2 hours Kevin and I are supposed to be seeing Filter perform at the Music Mill. We’re all set, just need to print the tickets. Let’s open up the Ticketmaster PDF… and… oh. no. GOD DAMN IT!
That’s right. The show was last night.
We cocked this up royally....
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| Target Market |
| 2008-06-18 19:52:39 |
I just saw a commercial on the Colbert Report… for “Patriotic Country 3″. Have they actually seen the show? ...
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| How much more? |
| 2008-06-16 21:24:07 |
“Professional care AND MUCH MORE”
Is this really what a massage business wants to advertise?...
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| Kevin’s ADD is Flaring Up |
| 2008-05-29 19:24:17 |
Is anyone quite sick of… oh crap… I forgot what I was talking about…
… Jack Johnson! That’s what I’m sick of!...
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| Screensucked |
| 2008-05-23 06:29:13 |
“Go ahead, Google it… oh, wait, you’ll get screensucked.” (mimes face stuck to glass) “We need to coat your screen with Teflon, so you won’t stick.”...
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| Not quite Hell’s Angels… |
| 2008-05-22 09:04:59 |
Sent to us by Magpie
I just saw a big guy on a Harley… wearing CROCS. Does
anyone else see something wrong with this picture?!?!...
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| Not Al Qaeda |
| 2008-04-28 20:41:12 |
My wife recently decided to try out my new paintball gun. So, I loaded it up and sent her out to the patio. After a few warmup shots, she let it rip full-auto. Immediately, I realized that we were holding something that looks and sounds like an assault rifle, in the middle [...]...
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| Double Suxx |
| 2008-04-27 09:55:50 |
In Indy we have an “alternative” rock station called X103. You have about a 50/50 chance of hearing something shitty like Three Days Grace or Hinder. But it’s still listenable. Except on Sunday mornings when they do a program called Double X where they supposedly play indie rock. I’ve heard good indie rock, and this [...]...
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| WTF kind of spam do we get on this blog? |
| 2008-04-14 20:47:26 |
“Very tight mind of thinking, yea why not… How about that, for example: very honest coworkers crying every day to believe them then took you and you are young, healthy, 18 years old, without even your wanting to, showing to your way on to the passenger back sit in the car a gun, then no [...]...
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| Wash Me |
| 2008-04-08 20:17:54 |
Story submitted by Magpie.
Driving home from work today, I found myself behind a rusted-out, broke-down, older-than-the-dirt-holding-it-together, piece-of-crap pick-up truck with a business logo painted across the sides and tailgate.
The type of business?
Auto Detailing.
Huh. Bet they don’t get too many calls asking about the signs on the truck....
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| I want my damn Panda! |
| 2008-04-07 18:10:33 |
There’s a picture of a panda on the menu, but they don’t serve actual panda!
To be fair, we didn’t ask, perhaps they will serve you one....
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| McNutt |
| 2008-04-01 19:10:03 |
Story submitted by Rondizzle.
For the record, this was not me, and I am kind of glad
it wasn’t.. however– this story BLEW my mind in the best way possible
when I did have the PLEASURE of hearing it. Haha, but seriously.. I
wish this was a campfire so that you could see the facial expressions
and vocal tones [...]...
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| Not That Kind Of Bookstore |
| 2008-03-25 18:38:42 |
Story submitted by Drake Tailspin.
The other day while I was working in the music department at a large book store, chatting with the cashwrap manager, a woman walked up to us. Thinking she might need my musical expertise, I asked her if she could be helped. This is how the conversation went:
Me: Hi, What [...]...
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