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| Unique Visitors: 14 |
| Total Unique Visitors: 379588 |
| Visitors Out: 1749 |
| Total Visitors Out: 7790 |
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| Uski Gali Mein Phir Mujhe |
| 2008-05-25 12:33:57 |
Uski gali mein phir mujhe ek baar le chalo
Majboor kar ke mujhe mere yaar ley chalo
Shayed yeh mera vehm ho, mera khayal ho
Mumkin hai us ko mere baad, mera malal ho
Pachta raha ho ab mujhe, dar sa utha ke woh
Baitha ho meri raah mein, aankhain biccha ke woh
Us ne bhi to kiya tha mujhe pyar, le chalo…
Uski gali mein phir mujhe ek baar le chalo…….
Deewana keh ke logon ne har baat taal di...
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| Letter To Mr. Bill Gates |
| 2008-05-25 12:32:02 |
Dear Mr Bill Gates,
This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this...
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| Mast - Bloopers |
| 2008-05-25 12:23:31 |
1. Aftab boards an express train from pune.But when he reaches Mumbai,he alights from a local train at CST station .Funny.
2. When asked by his friends,Aftab says that his house number is 203.But later when he brings Urmila home,his house number reads as 2A 3266/A 5818.Did he switch homes overnite?
3. Aftab goes to Urmila’s house in a rickshaw. So how come on alighting, the rickshaw drives off...
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| Kuch Kuch Hota hai - Bloopers |
| 2008-05-25 12:21:53 |
1. In the scene when Rani Mukherji talks about babys features to Farida Jalal "Bilkup Papa Par Gayi..." it is not real baby, it is a doll, you can not see baby blinking her eyes, and no hair. But the next continuing scene when she handovers the baby to Farida Jalal it is real baby.
2. Rani Mukherjee leaves eight letters for her daughter to be read by the girl on each birthday .Did she expect her...
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| Java Interview Attended By Banta Singh |
| 2008-05-25 12:19:15 |
Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
A. Terms are different … nothing more ]
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Q. What is JFC ?
A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee
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Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture...
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| Hum Pe Bhi Wo Waqt Aaya Tha |
| 2008-05-25 12:16:05 |
Hum pe bhi wo waqt aya tha,
Kisi ko aankhon me basaya tha.
Usi ne lut liya mera jahaan,
Jise is dil ki dhadkan banaya tha.
Har baat samjhane k liye nahi hoti,
Zindagi hamesha paane ke liye nhi hoti.
Yaad to aksar aati hai hume aapki,
Par har yaad jatane ke liye nhi hoti.
Dhundo tum jitna,par hum jaisa paoge nahin.
Bichadne k baad bhi bhula paoge nahi.
Maana ki hum mein kuch kami sahi,
par KHUDA...
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| Woh Hamara Imtihan Kya Legi |
| 2008-05-25 12:15:04 |
Wo hamara imtihan kya legi,
milayegi nazron se nazar to nazar jhuka legi.
Use meri kabar pr diya jalane ko mat kehna,
wo naadan hai dosto apna HAATH jala legi.
Dekar hath dosti ka Vaapas liya nahi jata,
is naazuk dosti ko zakhm diya nahi jata.
Sach much ye duniya badi zalim hai,
SMS sasta hai fir b Aapse kiya nahi jata.
Hamari aapki dosti bilkul FIX hai,
Love emotion sadness sab kuch MIX hai,...
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| Kabir Vani & Software Engineer |
| 2008-05-25 12:11:37 |
Kabir :Aisi baani boliye, man ka aapa khoye
Auron ko sheetal kare, aaphi sheetal hoye
SE:Aisa presentation dijiye, man ka aapa khoye,
Auron ko confuse kare, aaphi confuse hoye
Kabir :Guru Govind doyu khade, kaake laagu paye
Balihari guru aapke, govind diyo bataye
SE :Client aur manager doyu khade, kaake laagu paye
Balihaari client aapke, manager diyo bataye.
Rahim :Rahiman dhaaga prem ka, mat...
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| Santa Banta SMS Collection |
| 2008-05-25 12:08:52 |
Santa once wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another. Following was the steps followed by him.
1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.
2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.
3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file.
4) Right clicked the mouse and selected the PASTE option.
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| Kisi ne pucha dost kya hai? |
| 2008-05-25 12:05:20 |
Kisi ne pucha dost kya hai?
Maine kanto par chal kar bata diya,
Kitna pyar karoge dost ko?
Maine pura aasman dikha diya,
Kaise rakhoge dost ko?
Maine halke se phoolon ko sehla diya,
Kisi ki nazar lag gayi to?
Maine palkon mein uss ko chupa liya,
Jaan se bhi pyara dost kise kehte ho?
Maine tera naam bata diya....
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