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| Uski Gali Mein Phir Mujhe |
| 2008-05-25 12:33:57 |
Uski gali mein phir mujhe ek baar le chalo
Majboor kar ke mujhe mere yaar ley chalo
Shayed yeh mera vehm ho, mera khayal ho
Mumkin hai us ko mere baad, mera malal ho
Pachta raha ho ab mujhe, dar sa utha ke woh
Baitha ho meri raah mein, aankhain biccha ke woh
Us ne bhi to kiya tha mujhe pyar, le chalo…
Uski gali mein phir mujhe ek baar le chalo…….
Deewana keh ke logon ne har baat taal di...
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| Letter To Mr. Bill Gates |
| 2008-05-25 12:32:02 |
Dear Mr Gates">Bill Gates,
This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this...
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| Mast - Bloopers |
| 2008-05-25 12:23:31 |
1. Aftab boards an express train from pune.But when he reaches Mumbai,he alights from a local train at CST station .Funny.
2. When asked by his friends,Aftab says that his house number is 203.But later when he brings Urmila home,his house number reads as 2A 3266/A 5818.Did he switch homes overnite?
3. Aftab goes to Urmila’s house in a rickshaw. So how come on alighting, the rickshaw drives off...
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| Kuch Kuch Hota hai - Bloopers |
| 2008-05-25 12:21:53 |
1. In the scene when Rani Mukherji talks about babys features to Farida Jalal "Bilkup Papa Par Gayi..." it is not real baby, it is a doll, you can not see baby blinking her eyes, and no hair. But the next continuing scene when she handovers the baby to Farida Jalal it is real baby.
2. Rani Mukherjee leaves eight letters for her daughter to be read by the girl on each birthday .Did she expect her...
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| Java Interview Attended By Banta Singh |
| 2008-05-25 12:19:15 |
Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
A. Terms are different … nothing more ]
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Q. What is JFC ?
A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee
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Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture...
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| Hum Pe Bhi Wo Waqt Aaya Tha |
| 2008-05-25 12:16:05 |
Hum pe bhi wo waqt aya tha,
Kisi ko aankhon me basaya tha.
Usi ne lut liya mera jahaan,
Jise is dil ki dhadkan banaya tha.
Har baat samjhane k liye nahi hoti,
Zindagi hamesha paane ke liye nhi hoti.
Yaad to aksar aati hai hume aapki,
Par har yaad jatane ke liye nhi hoti.
Dhundo tum jitna,par hum jaisa paoge nahin.
Bichadne k baad bhi bhula paoge nahi.
Maana ki hum mein kuch kami sahi,
par KHUDA...
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| Woh Hamara Imtihan Kya Legi |
| 2008-05-25 12:15:04 |
Wo hamara imtihan kya legi,
milayegi nazron se nazar to nazar jhuka legi.
Use meri kabar pr diya jalane ko mat kehna,
wo naadan hai dosto apna HAATH jala legi.
Dekar hath dosti ka Vaapas liya nahi jata,
is naazuk dosti ko zakhm diya nahi jata.
Sach much ye duniya badi zalim hai,
SMS sasta hai fir b Aapse kiya nahi jata.
Hamari aapki dosti bilkul FIX hai,
Love emotion sadness sab kuch MIX hai,...
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| Kabir Vani & Software Engineer |
| 2008-05-25 12:11:37 |
Kabir :Aisi baani boliye, man ka aapa khoye
Auron ko sheetal kare, aaphi sheetal hoye
SE:Aisa presentation dijiye, man ka aapa khoye,
Auron ko confuse kare, aaphi confuse hoye
Kabir :Guru Govind doyu khade, kaake laagu paye
Balihari guru aapke, govind diyo bataye
SE :Client aur manager doyu khade, kaake laagu paye
Balihaari client aapke, manager diyo bataye.
Rahim :Rahiman dhaaga prem ka, mat...
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| Santa Banta SMS Collection |
| 2008-05-25 12:08:52 |
Santa once wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another. Following was the steps followed by him.
1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.
2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.
3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file.
4) Right clicked the mouse and selected the PASTE option.
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| Kisi ne pucha dost kya hai? |
| 2008-05-25 12:05:20 |
Kisi ne pucha dost kya hai?
Maine kanto par chal kar bata diya,
Kitna pyar karoge dost ko?
Maine pura aasman dikha diya,
Kaise rakhoge dost ko?
Maine halke se phoolon ko sehla diya,
Kisi ki nazar lag gayi to?
Maine palkon mein uss ko chupa liya,
Jaan se bhi pyara dost kise kehte ho?
Maine tera naam bata diya....
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| Shayaries From Fanna Movie |
| 2008-04-20 02:30:41 |
Tere Dile mein meri saanson ko panah mil jaaye
Tere Ishq mein meri Jaan Fanaa Ho jaaye.
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E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,
Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde.
Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine,
Koi Khusi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.
Bahot Muskil Lagta Hai Usse Duur Rehna,
Judai Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde.
Jitna Duur Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse,
Use Utna Kareeb Karde.
Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Uska Naam,
To...
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| Kya tumhare boyfriend kisi joote ki company ka representative hain |
| 2008-04-20 02:10:51 |
Ek baat meri samajh mein bilkul nahi aati hai
Tumhari chhapalon ki design har roz badli hui nazar aati hai
Sabhi sandal apne aap mein attractive hain
Kya tumhare boyfriend kisi joote ki company ka representative hain
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Bhuto Sa Chehra....
Bhuto sa chehra tera
Chudel si muskan hai
Rang tera dekh ke... rup tera dekh ke
Kutte bhi hairan hai...
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| Two Lovers Plan to die |
| 2008-04-20 02:09:47 |
Two Lovers Plan to die
Two Lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for...
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| Shaher ki is daud me daud ke karna kya hai? |
| 2008-04-20 02:00:34 |
Shaher ki is daud me daud ke karna kya hai?
From:- Lage Raho Munna Bhai
Shaher ki is daud me daud ke karna kya hai?
Jab yehi jeena hai dosto to phir marna kya hai?
Paheli barish me train late hone ki fikr hai
Bhul gaye bhigte hue tahelna kya hai?
Serails ke kirdaaro ka saara haal hai malum
par maa ka haal puchhne ki fursat kise hai?
Ab ret pe nage pao tahelte kyu nahi?
108 hai chanel phir...
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| Bhagwan Shankar ke gale me naag lipte ho |
| 2008-04-20 01:44:07 |
Bhagwan Shankar ke gale me naag lipte ho
Biwi ne bade pyar se pati ke
Gale me bahein dali aur poocha
Kaise Lag rahin hu ji?
Pati : Jaise Bhagwan Shankar ke gale me naag lipte ho
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Nurse ! Dr. Ur Wife’s phone
Dr. I’m busy whats the matter ?
Nurse : She wants to kiss u
Dr : I am Busy . U take her kiss n give me later.
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Sardar proposed a Girl,...
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| Baghban - Bloopers |
| 2008-04-20 01:25:47 |
Baghban - Bloopers
1. In BAGHBAN,right after Holi Amitabh and Hema go to stay with their sons for a period of 6 months. During this period, Diwali gets no mention but Valentine's Day is celebrated, after which KarwaChauth celebrations take place.How is this possible in a period of 6 months?
2. Amitabh Bachchan sings a sone over the phone to Hema Malini after inserting Re 1 coin.Even though the...
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| Baadshah - Bloopers |
| 2008-04-20 01:25:47 |
Baadshah - Bloopers
1. A kitten jumps over Twinkle Khanna when Shah Rukh is talking to her. So how come when Shah Rukh picks it up it becomes a full grown cat.
2. In the midst of a fight between Shah Rukh and Sharad Saxena, a bandage mysteriously appears on Shah Rukhs left little finger....
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| Teacher And Naughty Students (Hindi) |
| 2008-04-20 01:18:19 |
Teacher And Naughty Students (Hindi)
SIR: BACHCHO KASAM KHAO KABHI SHARAB, CIGERETTE NAHI PIOGE, NON-VEG NAHI KHAOGE.
BACHCHE: NAHI KHAENGE SIR.
SIR: KABHI LADKIYON KO NAHI CHHEDOGE.
BACHCHE: THEEK HAI SIR.
SIR: JUA NAHI KHELOGE.
BACHCHE: OK SIR.
SIR: DESH KE LIYE JAAN BHI DE DOGE.
BACHCHE : DE DENGE SIR, AISI JAAN KA AUR KARENGE BHI KYA ….....
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| Dreams |
| 2008-04-20 01:15:41 |
Dreams
A Romantic Story For My Sweetheart
One night, A girl her name was Catherin was fondly thinking of her boyfriend, Anthony. His birthday was coming up and she wanted to do something extra special for him. So, she decided to ask God for help.
Catherin called out: "God?"
God replied: "Yes, my dear Catherin".
Catherin asked: "I think that my boyfriend, Anthony, is the most wonderful man....
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| I Love You |
| 2008-04-20 01:07:43 |
I Love You
An I Love You Letter
Background
Does absence make the heart grow fonder? Maybe so. I wrote this I Love You letter while I was away from my sweetheart for a week. In it I share with my sweetheart some of the reasons I love her.
My Beloved Jenny,
I love you! Just writing that puts a smile on my face. You put a smile on my face.
I love you because of your sweetness, your kindness,...
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| Shayari SMS |
| 2008-04-20 01:03:32 |
1)Raat ko Raat ka tohfa nahi dete,
Dil ko jazbaat ka tohfa nahi detd,
Hum to tumhe chaand b de dete,
Magar chaand ko chaand ka tohfa nahi dete.
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2)Har pal me pyar hai, Har lamhe me khushi hai, Kho do to yaadein hai, Jee lo to zindagi hai
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3)Jaane kya mujhse zamaana chahta hai,
Mera dil todkar mujhe hasana...
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| Friendship Shayari & Poems |
| 2008-04-20 00:59:57 |
lafz aap do, geeth hum banayenge
manzil aap pao, raasta hum banayenge,
khush ap raho khushiyan hum dilayenge ,
ap bas dost bane raho, dosti hum nibhayenge
2)log har mod pe ruk ruk ke sambhalte kyun hain
itna darte hain to phir ghar se nikalte kyun hain
main na jugnu hun diya hun na koi tara hun
roshni wale mere nam se jalte kyun hain
nind se mera talluq hi nahin barson se
khwab aake meri chat...
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| Ankho Se Ansu Chura Lete Hai Wahi Log |
| 2008-04-20 00:55:57 |
Rastho mei mila karte hai kayi log
Phir Zindagi ka hisa ban jaye karte hai wahi log
Ankho se ansu chura lete hai wahi log
Dadhkano ka silsila badate hai wahi log
Koobsurat si raho per chalate hai wahi log
Ummedo ka diya jalte hai wahi log
Hume hum se churate hai wahi log
Janamo janamo tak saath dege wada karte hai wahi log
Jina sikhate sikhate phir tanha kyo kar jate hai wahi log.....
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| Race {2008} |
| 2008-04-19 03:24:47 |
Song Title:-
Dekho Nashe Mein Sara Jahan Hai
Mujh pe Toh Jaadu
Pehli Najar Mein Kaisa Jaadu Kar Diya
Race Is On My Mind
Race Saanso Ki
Zara Zara Touch Me
Hindi Song Title: Dekho Nashe Mein Sara Jahan Hai
Hindi Movie/Album Name: RACE
Singer(s): SHAAN, SUNIDHI CHAUHAN, K.K.
Dekho Nashe Mein
Sara jahan hai
kitni hassin mulakat hai
Betabi chahyi Hothon mein aai
Dil mein chupe jo baat...
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| Tashan {2008} |
| 2008-04-19 03:16:35 |
Songs Title:-
Chhaliya Chhaliya
Dil Dance Mare Re
Dil Haara Re
Falak Tak
Tashan Mein
Hindi Song Title: Chhaliya Chhaliya
Hindi Movie/Album Name: TASHAN
Singer(s): SUNIDHI CHAUCHAN
Nasheela nasheela tera naina
Cho raile humra chaina
Ab humre dil mein rehna
Aaa
Nasheela nasheela tera naina
Cho raile humra chaina
Ab humre dil mein rehna
Naaa… naa…
Chhaliya chhaliya chhaliya
Ruh churalo mein...
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| Kaho na… |
| 2008-04-19 03:01:47 |
Soona.. Soona mann ka aangan
dhunde payal ki woh chann chann
sooni..sooni mann ki sargam
dhunde geet tere humdum
mann shyam ho ya sawera
lagaa teri hi yaadon ka dera
tune bandhan kyon ye toda
tune kaahe ko mu moda
kaho na kaho na kaho na
kaise kaate sooni raatein
kaho na..kaho na
kaise bhoolein bite baatein
kaho na..kaho na
kaise thame phir tera daaman
kaise meheke mann ka ye aangan
kaise...
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| Dil Ki Basti |
| 2008-04-19 03:00:01 |
Dil ki basti bikhar gayi hoti,
Ki rooh ke ye zakhm bhar gaye hote,
Yeh zindagi to aap ki amaanat thi warna,
Hum to kab ke mar gaye hote!!...
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| Lamha |
| 2008-04-19 02:59:13 |
Badi koshish ke baad maine use bhula diya..
Uski yaadon ko dil se mita diya…
Phir ek din uska paigam aaya..
Likha tha…mujhe bhool jao..
Aur mujhe bhoola hua har lamha yaad dila diya….......
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| Yaad |
| 2008-04-19 02:57:57 |
Hichkiyan dilakar ye kaisi uljhan badha rahe ho…
Aankhen bandh hai phir bhi nazar aa rahe ho…
Bas itna bata do hamein..tum yaad kar rahe ho
Ya apni yaad dila rahe ho…....
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| Tanha chod gaye |
| 2008-04-19 02:55:46 |
Wo humsafar kaise the jo safar chodd gaye…
Bina kasoor ke rishta tod gaye…
Wo kabhi humko to yaad karte nahi…
Aur khudki yaadon me humko tadapne ke liye tanha chodd gaye….....
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| Me, My Wife and My Girlfriend |
| 2008-04-19 02:55:07 |
Ours was a love marriage. Akshara is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. I was bowled over by her looks, the very first time I saw her. Actually, we never fell in love, it just happened between us. And as every love story would have it, our parents never accepted our love as both of us hailed from highly orthodox families but from different castes.
21st century and you still believe in...
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| Dil Ka Dard |
| 2008-04-19 02:52:45 |
Dil Ka Dard
Dil ka dard kisiko bataya na karo…
Aankhon me chuppe aansu bahaya na karo…
Log mutthi me namak liye ghumte hain…
Apne zakhm kisiko dikhaya na karo….
Chaah kar bhi
Chaah kar bhi judaa reh na sakoge…
Ruth kar bhi khafaa reh na sakoge…
Meri aadat ho jaayegi kuch is tarah aapko,
Gum toh dur… bin mere khushi tak seh na sakoge…
Haqeeqat karo Byaan
Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak...
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| Mat Roko Mujhe..... |
| 2008-04-19 02:34:25 |
Mat roko rone do mujhe, Aansuon ko pee jane do…..
Woh chali gayi apni yaaden dekar, Uski yaadon mein he Kho jane do…..
Har pal roti hai aankhe meri, Ke ashkon ko bhi jum jane do…..
Ab to din ke ujale se bhi dar lagta hai, Mujhe raat ke andhere me kho jane do…..
Kaise bayaan karoon dil ka dard lafzon me, Ankho ko he sab keh jane do…..
Ab saha nahi jata usse judaai ka dard, Ke zahar ko hi mukti...
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| Koi To Ho Aisa... |
| 2008-04-19 02:29:49 |
koi to ho aisa jisse aap sab baat sako
koi to ho aisa jisse bina jhijhak sab keh sako….
koi to ho aisaa ke jiske hone se sab acha lagne lage
koi to ho aisa ke jis pe aitbaar kar sako ….
koi toh ho jo humare jeeene ki waajaha baan jaye
jis k liye hum haase jis k liye muskuraye….
koi to ho jo is berang duniya ko rang jaye
jis ke sang har rang me rangne ko ji chahe….
koi toh ho jo tumhari roti...
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| A Cute Love Story.... |
| 2008-04-19 02:21:14 |
A guy had a cancer and had only 1 month to live.
He liked a girl working in a CD shop very much,but
he did not tell her about his love.
Every day he used 2 go to the CD shop & buy a
CD 2 talk to her.After one month he died.
When the girl went & asked about him,
his mother told he died n took her 2 his room
and she saw all the cd's unopened... & the girl cried.
U know why?
she had kept her...
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