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How To Score With Chicks: GUARANTEED POONTANG, with Doug Irwin.
2008-07-08 10:40:00
Hi, I'm, Doug Irwin. I have slept with, over FIVE women, and only three of them were relatives. Haha, and now I'm here to share my sex-knowledge with you, yourself. I wasn't ALWAYS a poon-magnet, ooooh noooo. It took YEARS of practice, dedication and several restraining orders. So without further delay, let's, get, BIZZAY! REVIEW Women are complex, God knows my mother was. I wasn't allowed ...
 
Kidzui a haven for pedophiles says Kimbo Slice.
2008-06-04 08:40:00
Kimbo Slice pictured at a benefit for injured whales. Mixed-martial arts (MMA) fighter and recovering pedophile Kimbo Slice, has today criticized Kidzui.com for attracting and encouraging online "baby-bangers". Kidzui proclaims itself as "The Internet for Kids", but Slice today stated that he himself had recently posed as a three old girl from Wyoming as part of a research project about Wyoming ...
 
B3ta is down, founder Rob Manuel killed in fire. B3ta.com has crashed due to the explosion.
2008-06-01 14:42:00
Rob 'Barnabus' Manuel December 5th 1973 - Today I've just received news that b3ta.com is down due to a fire started by a faulty microwave. B3ta.com founder 'Rob Manuel' has been killed in the blast. I'm still a little shaken up by the news. He owes me £2000, but that's not important right now. His six children and wife are now father/husbandless. I'm going round there next Wednesday to help ...
 
 
 
 
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