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| The Stupid Test! Here Is A Fun And Real Challenge! |
| 2009-04-29 17:21:59 |
The Stupid Test! Here Is A Fun And Real Challenge!OK. Pay close attention. Here is a very simple little test comprised of four easy question to determine the level of your intellect. See if you have what it takes to be considered smartYour replies must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating or wasting of time . and PLEASE no cheating!On your mark, get set, GO!1: You are competing in a race and overtake the runner in second place.In which position are you now?Answer: If you answered that you're now in first,you're wrong!You overtook the second runner and took his place, therefore you are now in second place.For the next question try not to be so dim.2: If you overtake the last runner, what position are you now in?Answer: If you answered second to last, you are wrong once again.Think about it...How can you overtake the person who is last? If you're behind them, they can't be last.You would have been last.It would appear that thinking is not one of your strong points.Anyway, ...
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| 10 ways to annoy your waiter. |
| 2009-04-29 14:58:31 |
1. Three words: eat the check.2. As he walks by to the kitchen, scream, "He's gonna spit in the chowder!"3. Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard.4. Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you?"5. Insist that before ordering, you be allowed to touch the London broil.6. Every few seconds, yell, "More waffles, Cuomo!"7. Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage".8. After he describes each special, you shout, "Garbage!"9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.
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| How to blog? |
| 2009-04-29 06:29:44 |
It’s your own voice on the web. A blog is where you can collect and share things that you find interesting in almost the same way as you would on a ‘social networking site’ like Facebook, Bebo or Myspace. Good blogs might include a political commentary, personal diary, photos, music, videos and links to websites you want to remember. Look at blogs on The-Latest if you want some ideas.What do you like or dislike in your everyday life? Does something piss you off or make you laugh? Turn your thoughts into a blog to which perhaps many a reader can relate.Don’t just re-cycle what you’ve read somewhere unless you have a novel, interesting comment on it.Many bloggers decide to use a blog to organize their thoughts, while others command influential, worldwide audiences of thousands because what they have to say makes people sit up and listen.People’s voiceBlogs have reshaped the web, changed politics, shaken up journalism and enabled millions of people to have a voice and connect...
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| A rose |
| 2009-04-29 06:28:54 |
The rose is a roseAnd was always a rose.But the theory now goesThat the apple's a roseAnd the pear is and so'sThe plum, I suppose.The dear only knowsWhat will next prove a roseYou, of course, are a roseBut were always a rose.The poem by Robert Frost.A simple poem but really make me lighthearted
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| Stupid joke! |
| 2009-04-29 06:10:16 |
Reasons why I never visit my rich friend! Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....Question : What would you like to have...? Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?Answer : Tea pleaseQuestion : Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?Answer : Ceylon teaQuestion : How would you like it? Black or white?Answer : whiteQuestion : Milk, or fresh cream?Answer : With milkQuestion : Goat's milk, or cow's milkAnswer : With cow's milk please.Question : Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?Answer : Um, I'll just take it black.Question : Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?Answer : With sugarQuestion : Beet sugar or cane sugar?Answer : Cane sugarQuestion : White, brown or yellow sugar?Answer : Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead.Question : Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?Answer : Mineral waterQuestion : Flavored or non-flavored?Answer : I think I'll ju...
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| A very interesting conversation |
| 2009-04-28 17:21:15 |
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the Problem Science haswith GOD, the ALMIGHTY. He asked one of his New Christian Students to stand and . . .Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son ?Student : Yes, sir.Professor : So, you Believe in GOD ?Student : Absolutely, sir.Professor : Is GOD Good ?Student : Sure.Professor : Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL ?Student : Yes.Professor : My Brother died of Cancer even though he Prayed to GOD to Heal him.Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill.But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?(Student was silent )Professor : You can't answer, can you ? Let's start again, Young Fella.Is GOD Good?Student : Yes.Professor : Is Satan good ?Student : No.Professor : Where does Satan come from ?Student : From . . . GOD . . .Professor : That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this World?Student : Yes.Professor : Evil is everywhere, isn't it ? An...
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| When you've been married too long |
| 2009-04-28 17:08:07 |
Three women -- one engaged, one married and one a mistress --- are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. All three buy black leather bras " stiletto heels, and masks for their eyes.After a few days, they meet over lunch to compare notes.The engaged women says:The other night when my boyfriend came over, he found me in the black leather bodice, tall stilettos, and a mask. He said, "you are the woman of my life. I love you". Then we made love all night long.The mistress says:I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word -- but we had wild sex all night.The married woman says:I sent the kids to my mother's house all excited about having alone time with my husband. Had the lights dim, candles going, I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos heels and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came to the door and saw me and said,"What's for...
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| The blog award: “When Life Hands You Lemons” |
| 2009-03-13 12:05:06 |
Thank you so much to my buddy Mrsupole because she nominated me for this award. I have received it and so happy you know.. :)The terms and conditions set out for this award :1) Put the logo on your blog or post.2) Nominate at least 10 blogs that show great attitude or gratitude.3) Link to your nominees within your post.4) Let the nominees know that they have received this award by commenting on their blog.5) Share the love and link to the person from who you received your award.So these are 10 blogging buddies who I believe have done a marvellous job of showing their great attitude or gratitude. You guys rocks!1) Mrsupole2) Ronda3) 3oltan4) Tan5) Minka6) Margotreehugger7) Lorena G.Sims8) Pika Rock9) Megan10) Auntie
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| Steps On How To Increase The Page Views Of Your Site |
| 2009-02-23 08:21:20 |
If you build a site, it can only be successful if you have generated substantial traffic for it. The success of a website is usually measured with the number of page views it get each day. Page views come from unique visitors that come across your site to check out something. Traffic is the bloodline of any site. Because it is from traffic they earn. Traffic provides them with the income from sales or from advertisements.To increase the page view of your site, just follow these simple steps:1. Provide Quality, Pertinent, And Unique Content To Your Site.People over the internet need information more than anything. They surf the world wide web because they are looking for something. And if that information comes from your site, they are more than willing to check it out. For years now, it ha...
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| Basic about blog... |
| 2009-02-21 21:32:40 |
Do you hate HTML, and you have been looking for a way to get round it then don’t bother any more, for here is the revolution you have been waiting for. It’s called BLOG.Yes blog, a dream come true for people like me who like to keep things simple and don’t fancy HTML. Blog, it’s so simple that if you know how to operate a computer you can almost start to blog within minutes of your connecting to internet.So what is a blog? A blog is short for webloging, it’s a personal journal that is frequently updated for public viewing.Blogs are a great way for others to follow the workings and thinking of your mind, it allows your members to get to share and comment on issues or ideas that you posted on your blog page, and it is so simple to set up that within minutes of your log in you can b...
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