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| Superior SEO .. the game is on.. |
| 2009-06-26 12:33:00 |
Ok so apparently seo comedian from the previous post is now to be taken at least semi-seriously as he is now up to #2 for Superior SEO using what some might label not so superior seo web design techniques. Having backed off from a serious discussion about Superior SEO web design here promising to calm down, we have it on good authority he's quitely gone off "to prove that lot wrong, my way is the best way 10k words in a scrollbar rules!! .." etc. :)However due to Google still being eminently spammable, its working for the moment anyway.HQ have already called in the airstrikes but Google is being slow in caching so we're on the case as well now. This might well end up a bit like bullying the retarded kid in the playground by the time it's finished, but well hey, this is serious SEO ethics...
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| D1G1TAL Numpty update |
| 2009-06-20 20:13:00 |
Ok listen up.D1g1tal numpty has now been handed over to us.As he clearly now thinks he's home free he is cracking on with his numpty-world domination plan involving "pooling together no-brainers" and getting the shareholders to moonlight as software testers from what we could gather.Well that's all well and good but recce team think it's just a little bit cheeky, plus a bit retarded, to be putting "SEO" in his meta kw tags :) ..what a numpty.he's also committed SEO Hall of Cardinal Shame Offence #7 ..what a numpty.It might be a laugh to now canvass all his latest brand new site'owners explaining the inherent technology and search engine visability challenges they face from their hi-tech, expensive, flash SEO-useless sites. :)...
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| SEO Clowns & Comedians |
| 2009-06-13 16:21:00 |
"Come in Hooston, we have a problem.."So HQ's "Guaranteed Houston SEO spammer" or "Cease & Desist"Clown as he's affectionately known as here seemingly took the best advice offered to him, and promptly deleted his offending website rather than engage with us (..we get that a lot, in case you're wondering ;)It's a shame really because covert ops dug up some wonderful background articles, on amongst other stuff the power of blog comment spamming (& if only he'd done it himself instead of outsourcing we'd probably have never have fallen out) and one beauty in particular from one of his two other newer and less silly sites, we'll quote a little now with name removed.. [us in red]..Yes look sunshine, not sure how to break this to you, "hanging with your homies" eating pizza and playing ...
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| Funniest Link Exchange Request 2009 |
| 2009-05-25 17:20:00 |
Maybe only funny to Brits (expats obviously) with our inate toilet humour, but this one cracked a few battle faces into smirking on parade when it arrived this week, HQ got a spam email link request from a US SEO firm called "NoB SEO" :) ..we kid you not..and replied with the volley below: Nob SEO? are you serious? you do realise that nob is the English slang for weiner? :)I dont think we can link to a company called nobSEO but you could try our young mate over at www.optimize-my-ass.com maybe you could optimize his ass with your nobSEO? :) ..good luck with thatWell they might not want to link to them because of their silly name but we have no such qualms, so have a one way link with no recips required on us, and hearty congratulations, that name is so inspired, it's a...
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| Funniest Forum Post of the Week |
| 2009-05-23 12:09:00 |
Digitalpoint is responsible for some classic posts it must be said. hi i have a seo site hi i have an seo site and it,s ranking is down despite of having 47 links on google and it doesnot even apears on the domain keyword what do you think might be wrong and it,s domain age is 1 month and link age is also 1 month.Yes..... :)Does anybody else see anything slightly ironic about this or are we just getting old and cynical?...
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| SEO Baghdad - Iraq |
| 2009-05-16 05:16:00 |
Right listen up..It's only just occurred to the Military that although things are slowly coming round on the ground in Iraq, their SERP is still completely unsecured, in fact, "wide open" would be a good description. So we have orders to mobilize immediately and secure the position.Several things to watch out for lads, after the failure of the US initial approach....and the surprise success of the sheep-powered rocket launchers in the SEO Afghanistan campaign, they now seem to have wholesale adopted the:"if you can't beat them, join them" ..attitude, and are now embracing animal weaponry with a vengeance.Sheep are obviously in hot demand..and Donkey bombs are in blatent use on both sides now..Not to mention the new superbreed of "War Donkeys"..So keep your eyes and ears open (for loud baa-...
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| Ibiza Living TV update |
| 2009-05-02 10:22:00 |
Right this has been a spec ops project since last summer, so its time for an update.Many (maybe 3 or 4) of you might remember we declared Googlewar on Living TV 's Ibiza (and hence Virgin) over the pile of sh*te they tried to pass off as the real ibiza last summer.Well when spec ops get dug into something there's no letting it lie, and as Branson has not yet apologised in person the Google harassment continues. We've linked it into the Ibiza uncovered searches so anyone looking for that gets to see it, and now we've also linked it in with Virgin cable complaints in general (because, in a way, it is, isnt it?) and are starting to see traffic from that.There is no getting away from it, we are going to make sure anyone with any interest in Ibiza TV or Living TV Ibiza, or Virgin complaints in ...
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| SEO India - what's the matter with you all? |
| 2009-04-30 14:14:00 |
Right listen up.HQ been sorely disappointed at the lack of response to the FREE SEO INDIA link competition.We know there are thousands of Indian SEO companies out there, 99% of whom, this link would be highly beneficial to. So instead of your constant hit and run one liner attempts on the blogs, how about someone step up to the challenge and prove that they do know what they're talking about, and that they have a well put together site.Is this really too much to ask for a link that will do most of your SEO India serp work for you? ..Searching Google for link:www.seoibiza.com/blog/ and then trying hit and run comments on those places and our blogs is not going to get you anywhere.Get over to the competition and prove you have a clue, and it's yours. Look the post about the competition is o...
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| The Return of the SEO Master |
| 2009-04-02 08:09:00 |
We could possibly have been accused of being a bit dismissive, if not even a little mischievous in our approach to this guy in the past regarding the Superior SEO campaign, but everyone can learn, and it looks like he's got it all sorted now..check Search Engine Spider Food.. awesome, seriously.... :)"Tip for the day.." Do ... not .... shoot ... yourself ... in the foot! .. by thinking ........that you know how to approach the internet" :)"If you need a true.. ..search engine optimzation services, then you should call me..."I am the SEO Master, I am the wildcat SEO Master.."I can do.. for you and your business, what no-one else can do..."This is exactly what the dull statistical world of SEO needs, an ancient Master with"T3H R34L 5EO" :)We hereby retract everything we ever thought or ...
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| Ibiza Numpties Puppies Ladies & Funnies |
| 2009-04-01 06:10:00 |
Spec ops have been a bit quiet of late, not deep undercover terrorizing a SERP near you, nor optimizin' your ladies you might be surprised to hear :)But we found this one today and think they should be higher than their current #21 if possible, lets see what we can do.. ;) ..we haven't really had much to get our teeth properly into for a little while, and one of our number just got a new puppy :) ..so it's all been a bit laid back for a while.HQ have been dishing out Google bashings to Numpties quite well enough without our help, but we suspect we may get an order to rank the post for his name (without including his name in it, a spec ops speciality, the linkbombing filters make it harder these days)We would prefer to wait till the post has critical mass of IBLs and then 301 it at his act...
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