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| Total Unique Visitors: 2453194 |
| Visitors Out: 6523 |
| Total Visitors Out: 39948 |
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| 2012 Ops |
| 2012-02-10 06:04:00 |
Right listen up. yes, it has been a long time, and yes I know most of you are chilling in Morocco for the winter, but no that doesn't mean you'll be continuing your gambling, surfing and bloody yoga retreats indefinitely.Comms from HQ that we're to stand by for yet another potential No BS SEO op..Amusingly word on the street is, this link (above here) or any links at all in fact, will make no difference to their recipient/s whatsoever.. Now yes everybody knows the nature of what makes a good link has changed and evolved, but "links don't help rankings" might be taking it a bit far.We shall see.....
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| Summer Sitrep |
| 2011-04-30 14:03:00 |
Right stop what you're doing and listen up lads.Ok firstly some of you heard the rumours, but now its confirmed, the SEO Scotland op is officially off due to a lack of interest all round at the top. Yes I know some of you were already picturing the lassies, but it's not happening so get over it.Secondly web mania are still utter pants but are under heavy siege both in the SERP and from irate customers in the comments, so that's covered now for the forseeable.Finally, and the main reason for this briefing, HQ had another slight altercation earlier in the week with a "forum expert" with another (as in possibly Texan) target along the lines of "Hooston SEO Clown" remember him? :)However reports are yet not conclusive as Geordie was muttering the words Odessa Florida and Tampa as he passed out...
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| New Office |
| 2011-01-24 16:45:00 |
So we've had a few questions lately regarding the new HQ & Spec ops forward base, so thought we'd share.As you can see we have more than enough SEO firepower for our tiny island and so will not be taking any lip from Extranjeros, and especially ones with funny accents.Sleazy-Jet Chav Mafia be advised.As you were....
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| Spec Ops 2011 |
| 2011-01-22 04:42:00 |
Ok lads, R & R is over, back at it.First up, back in blighty, we have HQ's Web Mania "project", which although gathering pace..... is yet to make page 1 for their name, so let's get that sorted ASAP.Secondly, back on the home front, HQ are ramping up the serp defence ops on "SEO Services Ibiza" against Braveheart and fortifying the main brand with a scrolling real-time box:... and a new universal search (video) presenceSee also : SEO services Ibiza and the SEO Ibiza Youtube channelThese new outposts are to be positioned either directly above or immediately below the real-time pop-out forthwith.However before you some of you go getting too excited about those Scottish lassies, you should bear in mind that the entire SEO Scotland counter-attack is looking very likely to be canceled due...
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| SEO Services Ibiza |
| 2010-11-18 06:23:00 |
Ok listen upOperatives should note we have orders effective immediately to bump this search thus:A new forward base has also been established here: SEO Ibiza and may be used for expert SEO incursions at will.Those of you engaged in the JP Morgan op can leave that for the moment, apparently this takes priority "as a matter of principle, we're not having any cheek from those sweaties" ..even though HQ only recently noticed we've been stamping all over their SERPs for a little while now.Still, if we make an exception for this one, they'll all be trying to move here and that is totally unacceptable....
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| JP Morgan called... |
| 2010-11-16 06:27:00 |
..Looking for some "Reputation Management" on this Max Kaiser guy who started this whole "Crash JP Morgan Buy Silver" thing by ranking him #1 for "Financial Terrorism"..and they also wanted to know if we could arrange it so that when people typed in "Crash JP Morgan Buy Silver" it would bring up a whole SERP of their own articles (cunningly rewritten) thus:"Buy JP Morgan - Crash Silver" instead ?- Obviously they weren't aware we already had operatives in the area so we told them we'd "see what we can do" :)Secondly we had a coded message in from Morpheus saying he's run out of red pills again and he's absolutely mobbed with people needing to take them over there so if someone could sort that out ASAP....
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| Winter Ops Schedule |
| 2010-11-10 13:04:00 |
Ok lads listen up.Summer break's over now, things are hotting up in several arenas currently, firstly it looks like we made the right choice staying out of SEO Iran as it looks like they won't be going down without a fight. - You must have heard the news about **someone** cough, cough launching a missile 35 miles from the US coast by now?Well we've had technical do some image enhancements and spotted something we don't think they're going to like when they finally work it out, so we'll be keeping this one to ourselves for the moment, but just be aware.Closer to home however the observant may have noticed another comedy "SEO Ibiza" assault by none other than summer's SEO Scotland suspect. Once again he seeks to employ the power of Hubs and syndicated blog posts to attempt to snipe leads fro...
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| Superior SEO - 2010 |
| 2010-03-29 04:46:00 |
Right listen up.While we've been away conquering foreign SERPs, as usual in such circumstances, whilst the Troops have been away risking their Google profiles for your safety, the "non-combatants" who've stayed (at home) have gotten brave enough to have been out "peace protesting" = attempting to crack onto our ladies, and organizing themselves into pockets of "resistance"This is to be quelled ASAP, we now have orders to put down any / all homeland dissent with authorization to use as much SEO Power as required, up to and including lethal force i.e. tactical linkpower strikes & CQSEO SERP War Tactics as required.Obviously being Spec Ops (SEO Recon) we've been scoping out the "uprisings" and while they are weak, sporadic and scattered, still, total SEO superiority must be re-imposed fo...
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| Dodgy Rankings Companies |
| 2010-03-10 10:20:00 |
Right listen up. ..What is it with "SEO companies" with "Rankings" in their names?Obviously we use both SEO and "company" in the loosest possible sense of the words..2009 was the year of TN's "Funny Page Rankings" who has still got another company's name plastered all over the front page of business site ..seriously.. :)..and now this year HQ have taken offense at ABC Rankings stealing content from the main site with scrapers, spinning it, and building .info spam networks with our name plastered all over them too.So Spec Ops first job as privateers looks like we're off to Thailand..watch this space......
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| SEO Iran? |
| 2010-02-09 16:57:00 |
Unbelievable. No sooner do we secure SEO Yemen....than the yanks start their bloody war talk on Iran instead.These people need to make their minds up, it's no wonder they can't catch SEO bin Laden and his cousin Osama bin Spammin' their attention spans definitely need work.Anyway, SEO Iran is a whole different ballgame than our Yemeni-trained pants bomberThe iranseo.com special forces (the Analytic Guard) are well trained, well supplied, and heavily dug in. In fact their SERP defence is not unlike like HQ's SEO Ibiza dominanceAnd, er, we haven't had time to "pickupadalingo" so if it's all the same with you we might sit this one out.. ?Now c'mon don't be like that, we've been supporting your "SEO wars on this, and wars on that" for as long as we can remember now, we were there for you in...
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