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| Friday fuckery |
| 2008-09-12 15:14:58 |
I’ve been a bit busy with non-blog related chicanery & such… But since Prophet Joe has made it fairly obvious in his last comment, that he is phishing for birthday presents, I will uncharacteristically take the time to say the following:
No Joe… No rum for you… It’s mine, ya hear me… All mine… Arrrgh! And [...]...
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| Medical issue blogging quota filled… |
| 2008-09-04 13:54:47 |
Yesterday a cute indian girl sprayed me with liquid nitrogen… But I’m okay!
She didn’t really spray all of me [...which would probably have been very bad...] she concentrated her spraying on three little spots on my lower right arm, that I have come to lovingly refer to as my little skin cancers. I have never [...]...
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| The hatches, they be batten’d Capp’n… |
| 2008-08-28 15:44:29 |
Gustav seems to be on schedule and track for a visit with us tomorrow, so I have been scurrying around buying, tying, bolting, taping, drilling, screwing [yeah, not the good kind...] caulking, securing, filling, testing and relocating various and sundry items in preparation for a worst case scenario… Mr. Gustav isn’t supposed to muster winds [...]...
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| 19 days later… |
| 2008-08-27 10:00:27 |
The virus has taken over… No, not really…
Well good peoples, I survived the flu with my usual verve. I have been watching some Olympics to pass the time. My favorite sports are:...
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| Back from Trinidad |
| 2008-08-08 12:42:05 |
Did I forget to mention that I’ve been in Trinidad & Tobago for the last couple of weeks? Um, it might have slipped my mind in all the confusion…
Anyway, that’s where I’ve been, and also the main reason I haven’t posted since before Paris entered the US Presidential race. The reason I was in Trinidad, [...]...
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| A picture is worth 1000 words… |
| 2008-07-03 13:53:11 |
So consider this one of my longest posts …ever!
Look to the right…
No… YOUR right…
No, not that much…
Back a bit…
Bit more…
No, too much again…
go back…
Ok, perfect…
Now scroll down a tad…
See the Link to my Flickr photo’s?
Wadya mean, no?
It says “Trouble’s Photos”…
Yeah, that’s the one…
Click it…
…where it says “more photos” ya moron…
[...]...
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| Weekend Update… Live on overhead projector… |
| 2008-06-30 11:06:20 |
The following are not in any chronological order:
Chiquita is back from the DR [okay, maybe this one is in chronological order...] so my vacation [*read - days of snorting coke off the bellies of underage Filipino midget transvestites] is long, and officially over.
Some low-down, dirty, bastard son-of-a-hair-lipped manatee drove aimed his boat into mine while [...]...
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| Thaat’s ma booaat… Jennnn’y… |
| 2008-06-13 11:52:14 |
Actually…
I just got my design made into vinyl graphics for the sides of the boat.
Here she is at my friends dock that we’re working on:
She’s a Sea Ray 18′ Bowrider with 125hp Mercury outboard engine.
The name is a play on words, as in; both boat and owner are ‘rundown’, or a favorite Caribbean dish made [...]...
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| Things I did on my summer vacation… |
| 2008-06-11 09:53:10 |
Okiediddledidokie, as all of my 3 ‘regular’ readers EXCEPT the incongruous Prophet Joe have realized by now… There has been a decrease in my already sporadic posting of late…
As I mentioned before, Chiquita and her sister, went back to the DR for a while to catch-up with their family and show off the babies. Hence, [...]...
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| Dead things and gay tourists …got nothing else. |
| 2008-05-08 17:55:48 |
The coroner’s inquest has finally dispensed a verdict in the case of the death of my muse… She bludgeoned herself to death with my writer’s block… I knew I shouldn’t have left it lying around…
What, with all the Blue-Iguana stompings, and gay-tourists being detained by the police for kissing in public around here… One might [...]...
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