|
| |
| |
| |
|
Statistics |
| Unique Visitors: 0 |
| Total Unique Visitors: 1389 |
| Visitors Out: 836 |
| Total Visitors Out: 1413 |
|
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
|
| A picture is worth 1000 words… |
| 2008-07-03 13:53:11 |
So consider this one of my longest posts …ever!
Look to the right…
No… YOUR right…
No, not that much…
Back a bit…
Bit more…
No, too much again…
go back…
Ok, perfect…
Now scroll down a tad…
See the Link to my Flickr photo’s?
Wadya mean, no?
It says “Trouble’s Photos”…
Yeah, that’s the one…
Click it…
…where it says “more photos” ya moron…
[...]...
|
| |
|
| Weekend Update… Live on overhead projector… |
| 2008-06-30 11:06:20 |
The following are not in any chronological order:
Chiquita is back from the DR [okay, maybe this one is in chronological order...] so my vacation [*read - days of snorting coke off the bellies of underage Filipino midget transvestites] is long, and officially over.
Some low-down, dirty, bastard son-of-a-hair-lipped manatee drove aimed his boat into mine while [...]...
|
| |
|
| Thaat’s ma booaat… Jennnn’y… |
| 2008-06-13 11:52:14 |
Actually…
I just got my design made into vinyl graphics for the sides of the boat.
Here she is at my friends dock that we’re working on:
She’s a Sea Ray 18′ Bowrider with 125hp Mercury outboard engine.
The name is a play on words, as in; both boat and owner are ‘rundown’, or a favorite Caribbean dish made [...]...
|
| |
|
| Things I did on my summer vacation… |
| 2008-06-11 09:53:10 |
Okiediddledidokie, as all of my 3 ‘regular’ readers EXCEPT the incongruous Prophet Joe have realized by now… There has been a decrease in my already sporadic posting of late…
As I mentioned before, Chiquita and her sister, went back to the DR for a while to catch-up with their family and show off the babies. Hence, [...]...
|
| |
|
| Dead things and gay tourists …got nothing else. |
| 2008-05-08 17:55:48 |
The coroner’s inquest has finally dispensed a verdict in the case of the death of my muse… She bludgeoned herself to death with my writer’s block… I knew I shouldn’t have left it lying around…
What, with all the Blue-Iguana stompings, and gay-tourists being detained by the police for kissing in public around here… One might [...]...
|
| |
|
| Some Monkey business |
| 2008-04-22 14:36:30 |
Recently I have found myself in the midst of palaver involved with starting your own company here, even with my attorney handling most of the work, I’ve still been inundated with ‘leg-work’ of my own, licenses, leases, uniforms, banking etc… Hopefully by the middle of next week, the ruckus will die-down a bit…
[...]...
|
| |
|
| THIS IS A TEST |
| 2008-04-04 09:35:30 |
This is only a test …had it been an actual post, it would have been only slightly less colorful, and entertaining…
What can I say folks… I’ve been a bit busy with non-blog-related avocations of late…
We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming....
|
| |
|
| The Weekend Update, live on pirated DVD… |
| 2008-03-25 10:52:00 |
Friday was a bit of a downer… Which I suppose is in keeping with tradition of the day… Since nothing but the Gas Stations and Coffee Shops are open here on a Good Friday, one can either; hang out at home eating fish-sticks and watching “Charlton Heston in a loincloth” movies on TV, meet up [...]...
|
| |
|
| This is not my beautiful doghouse… |
| 2008-03-20 09:22:35 |
Holy Snausages (R)! It’s been a week since my last post …bad blogger! …no biscuit!
Things are slow, what can I say? Jumping off the back of a series of crushing defeats over the last few weeks [our ‘Filipino connection’, Jasper was on vacation], or darts team won 8-1 last night. We played against “Wednesday’s excuse”, [...]...
|
| |
|
| More ink. |
| 2008-03-13 14:21:53 |
Ben at Island Ink continued inking my left half-sleeve tattoo Tuesday afternoon, as can be seen by clicking the 2 thumbnails above.
I already have 3 small tattoos by him on various parts of my body that he did during the years I have known him. He is a very competent [...]...
|
| |
|
| The next most smartest supermodel? |
| 2008-03-12 16:41:08 |
Whenever anyone within a 20 foot radius of Lil’ Trouble takes out their camera… Or more specifically, cellphone with attached camera… He makes it his immediate mission in life to get directly in front of it, in order to have his picture taken… This happens no matter the reason you took out said cellphone in [...]...
|
| |
|
| Daddy-bloggin’ quota filled |
| 2008-03-10 12:05:56 |
Image sent to my phone by an anonymous bluetooth addict on Saturday at my kids’ basketball games.
I had a relaxing weekend doing daddy-type stuff, culminating in a trip up to Rum-point on Sunday.
Summary of events:
Saturday:
Middle Trouble’s team lost badly… Again… Despite his best efforts […he carries the team… and they’re heavy…] but he deals with [...]...
|
| |
|
| Geek-bloggin’ quota filled |
| 2008-03-10 11:25:08 |
I received a gift from Mt. Olympus at work on Friday afternoon… For my visually impaired readers who have difficulty seeing the picture above… It’s a brand spanking new wide-screen for my main CPU… 1680 x 1050 pixels of native resolution… Hell, I got so many pixels now I could give away a few hundred [...]...
|
| |
|
| Let’s link-up… |
| 2008-03-05 14:53:23 |
I just spent a little time clicking on all my blogroll links to see who’s been naughty or nice so-to-speak… A whole bunch of people haven’t updated their blogs for a while, and some of the links don’t even work anymore…
So here’s the real deal… In the interest of maintaining the integrity of my perfectionisms [...]...
|
| |
|
| Working towards closure |
| 2008-03-05 10:23:21 |
I’ve come to the conclusion that selling my Jeep to someone who works with me was a bad idea… It’s like dumping your girlfriend, and then seeing her leaving your neighbor’s house the next morning with her panties in her hand… Every day, for the rest of your life…
…not that I know what that’s like [...]...
|
| |
|
| Will the real Trouble please stand up |
| 2008-02-29 14:35:15 |
I am not in the habit of defending my name. I am quite used to people meeting me and initially thinking, “Yeah right, what’s trouble about this guy?”… “Poser”…
Well, I didn’t give myself the moniker like some pimple-faced, freshman hoping it would impress the ‘cool kids’, and I’d eventually wind-up swapping spit in the custodian’s [...]...
|
| |
|
| Finally… A real review… I can die happy now… |
| 2008-02-28 11:43:35 |
Fellow “pearl-diver”, Nutjobber over at Ask and ye shall receive swam all the way over to my island for a little vacation… While he was here taking in the sites and molesting some of the local girls, he took the time to fill-out our ‘visitor feedback’ card, and you can read what he has to [...]...
|
| |
|
| etched |
| 2008-02-27 07:37:56 |
Visually devouring my skin with your smile,
feigned indifference, you know that you will have me.
That I will bend to your every touch;
eventually.
You’ve made no effort to veil your intentions,
an invitation to your place, I know your kind…
Show me your works of art, I am uneasily impressed
by your confidence, you are playing with me,
the cat, who [...]...
|
| |
|
| The Doghouse Chronicles: Part fortyleventeen |
| 2008-02-25 08:22:24 |
Yes, I believe I am officially out of the doghouse as of Saturday evening… As much as the dog loves me, and empathizes with my plight, I sense he was happy to see me go… I can’t really blame him, ’cause I always get the feeling I am encroaching on his territory, and being another [...]...
|
| |
|
| Nuff said… |
| 2008-02-21 15:50:52 |
Guess where I’m currently (figuratively) residing in my “relationship”? … Yes, you got it on the very first try… “le chenil”… However, I don’t exprekenz de francais too good, so I’d have preferred that you answered “la casa del perro”, or even “the doghouse” would have been accepted…
Last night after darts [we lost… [...]...
|
| |
|
| Some Whale closure… |
| 2008-02-20 09:07:17 |
As a point of interest, our local gossip-rags reported that Veterinary students at our Medical University performed a necropsy on the whale’s corpse, among the findings were that the 14 ft whale was a male, had been feeding on squid at the time of his fatal injury, and that said injury to the side of [...]...
|
| |
|
| Beached whale not my fault… |
| 2008-02-08 10:55:26 |
In other news… An Antillean beaked whale beached itself in West Bay on Tuesday afternoon… But I had nothing to do with that…...
|
| |
|
| Contributing to the delinquency of snails… |
| 2008-02-08 10:52:12 |
So, once again, irrefutable proof that I am a bad person… I have recently noticed a proliferation of large garden-snails […big enough to be Escargots actually] congregating around my apartment’s front door.
At first I just thought they were loitering as young snails are known to do, but then I started to get suspicious. I mean, [...]...
|
| |
|
| Obligatory rebuttal [tee-hee, he said ‘butt’…] |
| 2008-02-04 12:54:56 |
I guess this is part of the problem…
I saw this ‘blog-thing’ on Leon’s site a little while back, and promptly disregarded it as I do most of the whole blogging things people do when they have nothing better to do… But! then I had to revisit it more seriously after receiving an insightful, if somewhat [...]...
|
| |
|
| Weekend […and last week] update |
| 2008-02-04 10:07:19 |
Okay… Let’s see… There’s been a lot going on… But not much really ‘going on’ if you know what I mean…
Last Wednesday was a good night for our darts team [the Delinquents]… We won our [fifth? I think] straight match. We played against the ‘Guns’, and they are a strong team. This was reflected by [...]...
|
| |
|
| I got reviewed? |
| 2008-02-04 08:27:56 |
Well, apparently I got reviewed yesterday by a website that reviews blogs… It’s here if you want to read it… Won’t take long…
It seems that she is labouring under the misapprehension that I actually take my blog […or myself] seriously…...
|
| |
|
| Bad darts, wins, fights, drinks & babies… |
| 2008-01-24 12:29:28 |
Okay… I guess our competition IS getting worse, ’cause we won our darts match again last night… Granted, 5 to 4 isn’t the greatest of victory margins, but a win is a win… I played extremely… Okay, maybe ‘extremely’ is too strong a word… How about ‘notably’? … Yeah, I played notably well… Won all [...]...
|
| |
|
| Bye, bye, byyyyeeee Delilah… |
| 2008-01-16 15:58:33 |
Well… It was a hard day’s work… But now it’s over like Brittney’s carreer…
I’ve got to go play darts tonight. Last week was pretty good, we were missing some players and had to forfeit two games and we still won the match overall… So either we’re getting better, or our competition’s getting worse…
…
Oh, and I [...]...
|
| |
|
| Packed mucho into this weekend… |
| 2008-01-07 12:11:19 |
Friday afternoon, I jumped onto a flight bound for Miami… The honorable chairman of the United Stripper College Fund had called an emergency meeting to discuss allocation of funds to a few unfortunate girls who were having problems putting together this semester’s tuition… I take my contribution to this valuable charity organization very seriously, so [...]...
|
| |
|
| 69 dude! |
| 2008-01-03 08:39:21 |
It’s cold… My testicles haven’t even come down for breakfast yet …and I called up over an hour ago…
It’s 69 degrees Fahrenheit at work where I am… That’s 20.555556 degrees Celsius people… 293.705556 Kelvin people… 528.67 Rankine people… Okay… …that’s starting to sound a bit hotter now… but it’s only 16.444444 Reaumure…
Quit whining… Quit bitchin [...]...
|
| |
|
| ADHD moments… |
| 2008-01-02 16:49:18 |
Toooooootallllllllly forgot to wish eeeeeeeeevvvvveeerrrrry one [all 3 to 4 of you] who reads my blog a HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPYYYYYYY NNNNNNEEEEEEWWWWWW YYYYYYEEEARRRR !!!!!!!!!!! [okay, that was more anoying than I anticipated…]
And… Guess who got a gift certificate for Christmas? Guess? No? …okay I’ll tell ya… Me!
This is not one of those gift cerfitikakes that sits in the [...]...
|
| |
|
| New Year, same shit… |
| 2008-01-02 14:44:44 |
This is why I don’t make frickin resolutions…
I am in the doghouse again… No, allow me to re-phrase that… I am under a pile of funky dirty-clothes, at the very bottom of the laundry hamper, next to the washing-machine, in the basement of the doghouse, waiting for Rover to get home and dig me out…
I [...]...
|
| |
|
| Happy Holidays… |
| 2007-12-27 10:26:46 |
Hope everyone got what they wanted…
…and since I’m kinda busy with non-internetty kinda stuff these days, I would also like to take this opportunity to wish you all a Happy, Prosperous and Sexually Satisfied New Year […and not necessarily in that order…]...
|
| |
|
| Drowning plants |
| 2007-11-22 09:53:02 |
A couple months ago I took another logical step in my hobby of fiddling with aquariums, in what could loosely be referred to as my ’spare’ time… Well, technically you really couldn’t call it a LOGICAL step, because I have actually killed a rubber tree in my shameful past… And them sonsabitches is HARD to [...]...
|
| |
|
| My darts not worth mentioning |
| 2007-11-22 09:15:30 |
…But I’ll mention anyway… We’re into the 7th or 8th […or 9th] week of this year’s darts season… All I can say is I am crap. After a fairly glorious end to last year, I came back ready to set a blistering pace, only to discover that the neural connection between my brain and my [...]...
|
| |
|
| Deck done… |
| 2007-11-02 11:02:11 |
Finally the damn deck is done & dusted… Looks pretty damn good too, if I do say so myself… And I do… Perfect spot for the housewarming feast…
…and the guys finished the slab on the two car garage… There are a couple of low spots where water collects, but overall I’m happy. It was 10pm [...]...
|
| |
|
| Finishing works |
| 2007-10-31 10:38:34 |
Well, I’m still really busy with life outside the confines of this page… We are down to the finishing touches on my sister’s house. Something that most people who have never built a house cannot usually fathom, is that the process of ‘finishing’ up, accounts for a vast majority of the cost and labour. In [...]...
|
| |
|
| The greatest latest story ever told… |
| 2007-10-25 12:15:35 |
Many thanks to all those gracious readers of what could loosely be referred to as ‘my blog’, for sending all the heartfelt sympathy cards and bouquets to my family… But I’m NOT dead… Well, not yet anyway…
Still Busy doing a myriad of un-blogish things… I thought I glimpsed an enervated flicker of light at [...]...
|
| |
|
| Keepin busy |
| 2007-09-24 10:31:22 |
I’ve been a bit busy the last few weeks, hence the blogligence happening here. Wayne’s moving to a new office, and I’ve been building walls & hanging sheet-rock and stuff after my regular work, I may post some pics of my handiwork when It looks a little more presentable.
For now, we’ve been moving ahead at [...]...
|
| |
|
| Dear Trouble |
| 2007-09-06 13:05:25 |
There are no straight answers… So here are some bent ones…
One of my many readers has posed this question…
“So the situation is this… I have encountered possibly one of the dryest vaginas I have ever come across. She is 30 and still a virgin. She hasn’t even kissed a guy before. Anyways… she has been [...]...
|
| |
|
| |
 |
