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| No one is good all the time. Embrace your inner naughtiness! Missy Rouge (not her real name) is a freelance writer, university student, and practitioner of the witchy arts. When she isn’t getting into mischief and writing in her naughty blog, she can sometimes be found writing for well- respected magazines. After graduating from uni she hopes to write full time- for money. |
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| The return of Missy Rouge? |
| 2007-09-24 22:35:00 |
Hi pervs,
Yeah, I know it's been ages. I kind of gave up the whole naughty blog writing thing for a while because I was fed up with all the weirdos it was attracting.
But you know what? Weird shit is still happening and I still feel the need to write about it. I also recently got my first publishing contract which has gotten me thinking.........
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| The Bourke Files #7 Missy Tries Internet Dating |
| 2007-04-07 21:05:00 |
Mood="Devilish"
(Once again, the short-short version).
Missy says goodbye to H.S.T.B. and reluctantly goes back to Bourke, along with her new knee-high boots which she bought in Sydney.
She is very disappointed that he appears to have broken off all contact. She is really glad that they didn't do naughty things in restaurants after all but she still feels a little used and ticked off at him.......
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| The Bourke Files #6 H.S.T.B. |
| 2007-04-07 20:39:00 |
Mood="Relaxed"
Hot Star Trek Boy: the brief-brief version.
Setting & background: Outback Bourke NSW. Missy is stuck there after suffering a mild-nervous breakdown, and is being hassled over the internet by strange men who are apparently interested in relocating from strange places like Guam in order to date her. Missy is pissed off with weirdos.
Hot Star Trek Boy arrives in Missy’s MySpace......
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| Post a Secret Here |
| 2007-04-03 04:14:00 |
This website is a classic: PostSecret. In the spirit of sharing secrets... and just for the funness of it all, feel free to post a secret anonymously in the comments of this post. Here, I'll start.........
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| TMI Tuesday #9 |
| 2007-03-23 06:34:00 |
Okay haven't done one of these for a while so here goes...
1. What is your favorite charity? Do you you give your time or just money to that charity?
No faves right now... I've been accepting charity for too long (re: Centrelink). Hey here's a fracking charity for you- "FEED A UNIVERSITY STUDENT AND SAVE THEM FROM MALNOURISHMENT OR STRIPPING IN ORDER TO EAT.INC"
2. Describe your bed. What side......
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| Naughty Harry Potter Movie! ;P |
| 2007-02-08 19:35:00 |
"Harry Potter and the Magic Wand"
(Directed by David Lehre. www.DavidLehre.com)
Harry Potter and the Magic WandAdd to My Profile | More Videos
Source: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1623323595......
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| TMI Tuesday #8 - The ANGRY CHICK version!!! |
| 2007-02-01 03:17:00 |
1 Do you think people in general are too forgiving of or too harsh on promiscuous women? Promiscuous men?
What is promiscuity? Does it mean sleeping with random people who you're not in a "formal" relationship with, lying to them, using them for sex, then disappearing off the face of the planet?
What happened to the world? I'm obviously too trusting and naive when it comes to men.........
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| TMI Tuesday #7 |
| 2007-01-24 22:42:00 |
1) What are three mistakes someone could make on the first date with you that would automatically make you turn down a second date with them?
a) I discover that they take drugs, or worse- they're a junkie.
b) They try to convert me to Christianity or I discover that they are religious fundamentalists of any kind... and they don't believe in fairies.
c) They talk about their ex more than......
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| The Bourke Files #5 Flixter Stalker Guy Pt.2 |
| 2007-01-15 17:40:00 |
Mood="Ass-kicking"
CHAT #2 (The very next day…)
In God, We trust says:
hi
In God, We trust says:
i missed you
In God, We trust says:
if i said that i was dreaming with you last night , will you beleive me?
Foxy Love says:
yeah what was it about
In God, We trust says:
yes its really true and i dont know why..may be because i like you.. but it wasnt sex stuff mostly
In God, We trust says:
i......
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| The Bourke Files #4: Flixter Movie Stalker Guy Pt.1 |
| 2007-01-11 17:37:00 |
Mood="Ass-kicking"
Hi buddies :)
So, you know that generally I'm a nice person and would never
be purposefully mean to anyone, but after receiving too many messages
from creepy guys (see "Bourke Files #3 as an example), forgive me if I seem a little harsh when I post this totally hilarious chat transcript for your entertainment...
P.S. Sanity is something I value highly in a partner...So I get......
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| TMI Tuesday #6 |
| 2007-01-09 18:28:00 |
1 Which is more appealing and why - a life of leisure or a life of accomplishment?
Both at the same time... gotta aim high in life...
2 How many people have you kissed, not counting family?
Lucky 13
3 How many times have you ever been in love?
Too many times... don't you mean how many times I "thought" I was in love?... At least three times... hell, I nearly even got married once a long......
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| The Bourke Files #3: MySpace freaks! |
| 2007-01-08 21:31:00 |
Mood="Ass-kicking"
Okay… so… here I am just minding my own business… not advertising that I’m looking for a date or anything… when I am inundated by a messages from complete wacko’s. Most times I have a chuckle then ignore them. Here is a selection of actual messages I received from random internet guys who messaged me completely out of the blue… and these are only the ones that I didn’t......
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| The Bourke Files #2: I am NOT addicted to MySpace :) |
| 2006-12-30 15:02:00 |
Mood="Devilish"
So, I arrive in the outback and it’s surprisingly awesome for the first few weeks, since I can relax, enjoy some home-cooked meals, and do what I haven’t done in years… absolutely nothing.I am excited about being able to chat with my best friends (who mostly live in Sydney) every day, since I have no home internet or landline in Brisbane and that was one of the reasons I felt so......
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| The Bourke Files Part#1 Intro |
| 2006-12-28 18:33:00 |
Mood="Relaxed"
Step #1: Missy goes temporarily insane after no sex, loss of sucky ex-boyfriend, being hassled by the b*tch at uni who shall remain nameless, having her friend die under suspicious circumstances and running out of money all at the same time.Step #2: After running into traffic one day she suspects that she needs a holiday.Step #3: Missy's mum, who lives in outback Bourke NSW offers......
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| New Job! New Job! |
| 2006-12-12 01:49:00 |
Hey peoples,
If you're wondering why I have been a little slow getting online recently it is because I am now gainfully employed as an advertising consultant at a big magazine publishing company. How cool is that!
Perhaps even cooler is my second job though, recruiting models for artistic nude portraits (don't laugh- I'm serious!) for a mate who is an awesome photographer and is currently......
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| TMI Tuesday #5 |
| 2006-11-28 02:29:00 |
1. Without looking it up, do you know what polyamorous means?
Grrr I always get this one mixed up... is that where you have just one partner at a time as opposed to group sex? LOL2. Now that you have looked it up, do you believe polyamory is possible?
Dang... got it wrong again! Hmm... I'm sure it's possible... don't know how it would effect your relationships though. I'm having trouble finding......
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| TMI Tuesday #4 (catching-up) |
| 2006-11-26 01:31:00 |
1. How long have you known your closest current friend? (The one you see or talk to the most not necessarily your bestest goodest friend from grade school.)
Two years... wow what a boring question!
2. Which celebrity do you most resemble?
A few people have told me that I look like that cute chick Jewel Staite from "Firefly" and "Serenity"... but that was when I was dressed up at a Science......
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| I DECLARE A NAUGHTY WAR! |
| 2006-11-24 02:15:00 |
Mood="Ass-kicking"
I’m declaring a naughty war! Over the last couple of months I’ve attracted every freak on the internet and I can’t take it anymore. It’s time for you all to find out how naughy I can really be. People tend to get the wrong impression about me. My whole life I have been very submissive and accommodating. Hell I even had a social phobia once and was too afraid to leave my house.......
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| Streaking on TV... not |
| 2006-11-22 22:53:00 |
Filming has commenced outside my front door for a television commercial, and all my friends are daring me to run outside naked- yes they actually signed a petition! I was contemplating it too, until I realised that the director was my film lecturer from uni...I instead let Pudalina outside and she is currently making an ass of herself rolling around on the set and brushing up against the actor’s......
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| TMI Tuesday #3 |
| 2006-11-21 01:01:00 |
I finally figured out what TMI stands for... TOO MUCH INFORMATION! hehehe.
Since I've been out of touch for a while (see my post "NOT abducted by aliens") I owe you lovely people several weeks worth of too much information... here's some for now so you can stop hyperventilating, and I'll post you more later...
1. What is your worst habit?
Procrastination
2. Does size matter?
Yes! Too......
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| Pudalina is NAUGHTY! |
| 2006-11-21 00:30:00 |
Pudalina is a very naughty kitty... because she is a total cleopatra she refuses to drink out of her own water bowl and instead prefers the fishy flavoured water of the goldfish bowl... she's been doing it ever since she was a kitten (despite our best attempts to stop her) and the goldfish doesn't seem to mind anymore.........
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| NOT ABDUCTED BY ALIENS! |
| 2006-11-02 09:00:00 |
Mood="Relaxed"
Sorry to all the fans/stalkers/pervs who are wondering where I have been these last few weeks... no I haven't been abducted by aliens so DON'T WORRY. Life has been kinda insane recently and I have yet to get my own brain around it before I can blog it out. I've also got a new man in my life! As well as being incredibly sweet, he's also a naughty sunday school teacher who is going......
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