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Love Quotes: Life and Love 10
2008-07-16 01:40:00
"Take a look at what you have. Think of all you did to get it. Remember it only takes one second to lose.""If you enjoy your life to its fullest, love will come and keep you company.""One must learn to love oneself before one can learn to love others.""The love we have is God's gift to us, what we do with it is our gift to God.""Make it perfect, you never know when the last time will be."...
 
Bible Verses / Quotes 11
2008-07-07 20:45:00
“For God loved the world so much that he gave his only-begotten Son, in order that everyone exercising faith in him might not be destroyed but have everlasting life.” -John 3:16“You are altogether beautiful, O girl companion of mine, and there is no defect in you.” -Song of Solomon 4:7“Place me as a seal upon your heart, as a seal upon your arm; because love is as strong as death is, insistence on exclusive devotion is as unyielding as She´ol is. Its blazings are the blazings of a fire, the flame of Jah.” -Song of Solomon 8:6“God is for us a refuge and strength, a help that is readily to be found during distresses.” —PSALM 46:1 “So, if any one of YOU is lacking in wisdom, let him keep on asking God, for he gives generously to all and without reproaching; and it will...
 
Love Quotes: Life and Love 9
2008-07-01 22:31:00
"Don't try to not love someone for it will only make your love grow deeper; just accept it.""Wishes are for fantasies; fantasies are for dreaming; dreams are for living!""Life is a mystery to be lived, not a problem to be solved.""You can only judge love if you have been in it yourself.""If the world ended today, would you be at peace with the amount of love you shared?"...
 
Love Quotes: Life and Love 8
2008-06-23 02:19:00
"Life is neither a bed of roses nor a carpet of thorns, it's just what you make of it.""I would give up everything for one moment with you; for one moment is better than a life time of never knowing you." "To see unconditional love look to the eyes of a child.""Hate is the only love that has missed it's way.""For awhile I thought I would never love or hate anyone, but I have come to realize I have loved and hated the same person."...
 
Bible Verses / Quotes 10
2008-06-18 03:32:00
However, I say to YOU: Continue to love YOUR enemies and to pray for those persecuting YOU; (Mt 5:44)And you must love Jehovah your God with all your heart and all your soul and all your vital force (De 6:5)Love is long-suffering and kind. Love is not jealous, it does not brag, does not get puffed up, does not behave indecently, does not look for its own interests, does not become provoked. It does not keep account of the injury. It does not rejoice over unrighteousness, but rejoices with the truth. It bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things.-1Co 13:4-7Love never fails.—1 Cor. 13:8.Youth’s for an hour, Beauty’s a flower, But love is the jewel that wins the world....
 
Love Quotes: Life and Love 7
2008-06-15 22:01:00
"Where life exists, love exists." "The biggest mistake of my life is that I said yes, when I had to say no.""Everything is alright in the end. If it's not alright, then it's not the end.""Choices that deal with love are like alcohol, when you are under the influence of it you tend to do things that you regret later on.""Love can only be what you want it to be."...
 
Love Quotes: Life and Love 6
2008-06-12 21:18:00
"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.""Sometimes it's the things that you can't do, that bring out the brilliance of what you can!""When I saw how much pain love could bring I felt sorry for those in love, when I saw how much joy love could bring I envied those in love.""Life would go on smoothly if we only knew what to do with it.""If love is not worth waiting for, it's not worth having."...
 
Birthday Quotes | Quotations 2
2008-06-09 22:51:00
Sending birthday blessings filled with love and peace and joy wishing sweetest things happen right before your eyesWhen god made u he was having a good day! coz ur so special , so kindhearted , that its difficult 2 tell in words ... happy birthdayYou celebrate ur birth day am also coming and we enjoy together . happy birthday to you.M0ney is short. times are hard. i just txt yu yu'r birthday gift. happy birthday!!Xmas is a day all sorrows ,tribulations and problems of life are been forgetten .xmas is a day full of joy and happiness and celebration of new life and a happy home.may your days be bright and be full of joy, happiness as you celebrate your xmas and the new year to come shall be the beginning of new life, prosperity and promotions in all...
 
Birthday Quotes | Quotations
2008-06-06 01:20:00
How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? happy birthday!Its another day 4 u. god picked another petals on your flower, wishing your flowers may bloom for year,Some like sunday some like monday, but i like your birthday.happy birthday my sweetheart.I send to you warm wishes,that your happiness will be as wonderful as the happiness, you have always given me. wish you happy birthdayMany many happy returns of the day...
 
Father's Day Quotes | Quotations 4
2008-06-04 02:34:00
DAD, When i was born, You were there to catch me when i fall, whenever and wherever. When i said my first words, You were there for me, to teach me the whole dictionary if need be. When i took my first steps, You were there to encourage me on. When i had my first day at school, you were there to give me advice and help me with my homework. I still havent finished school, or walked down the aisle, or had my first child. But i know you will be there for me through all these times and more, the good and bad. So i just wrote this to say 'I LOVE YOU DAD!!!'My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in mea father is someone that holds your hand at the fair makes sure you do what your mother says holds back your hair when yo...
 
Love Quotes: Life and Love 5
2008-06-03 21:58:00
"Love me for a second, and I will make that second last a lifetime!""Everyone must go through a storm to get to a rainbow.""It's true we don't know what we've got until its gone, but we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.""You can plan a pretty picnic, but you can't predict the weather.""What do you live for when all you were living for is gone?"...
 
Love Quotes: Lost Love 9
2008-06-01 23:54:00
"You hurt me more than I deserve, how can you be so cruel? I love you more than you deserve, why am I such a fool?""It's amazing how you make your face just like a wall, how you take your heart and turn it off, how I turn my head and lose it all.""It's better to be with no one than to be with the wrong one." "Happiness is the best revenge!!!""Breaking up is just like having the worst nightmare after having the best dream."...
 
Bible Verses / Quotes 9
2008-05-29 18:46:00
However, I say to YOU: Continue to love YOUR enemies and to pray for those persecuting YOU; (Mt 5:44)For God loved the world so much that he gave his only-begotten Son, in order that everyone exercising faith in him might not be destroyed but have everlasting life. (John 3:16)The love is in this respect, not that we have loved God, but that he loved us and sent forth his Son as a propitiatory sacrifice for our sins. -1Jo 4:10Love is a perfect bond of union. (Col 3:14)If anyone makes the statement: “I love God,” and yet is hating his brother, he is a liar. For he who does not love his brother, whom he has seen, cannot be loving God, whom he has not seen. And this commandment we have from him, that the one who loves God should be loving his brother also. -1Jo 4:20, 21...
 
Love Quotes: I Love You 9
2008-05-27 19:02:00
"If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I would use my last breath to say, 'I love you.'""I may not know everything, but there's one thing that I know and am sure of; I love you.""I love you, beyond poetry."Te quiero mas que el amor - I love you more than love.""I love you very much, because with you, I found a way to love myself again."...
 
Love Quotes: Life and Love 4
2008-05-26 00:36:00
"Love for a loss can make you die, but love for a life will grant you immortality.""Your first love is not always your truest love.""To love someone is nothing. To be loved by someone is something. To love and be loved by someone is everything.""Men who do not forgive women their little faults will never enjoy their great virtues.""When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're smiling and everyone around you is crying."...
 
Love Quotes: Life and Love 3
2008-05-23 00:22:00
"The greatest ironies of life: having the right person at the wrong time, having the wrong person when the time is right, and finding out that you love someone after that person walks out of your sight ....""All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.""To live is like to love, all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it.""When you love, there's no such thing as loving a little, but loving all the way. Love may not ask you to give up your life, but it will require lots of sacrifices.""The higher you climb on love's ladder; the harder you fall."...
 
Bible Verses / Quotes 8
2008-05-22 03:12:00
“Destruction cometh; and they shall seek peace, and there shall be none.”“Love is patient; love is kind and envies no one, Love is never boastful, nor conceited, nor rude; never selfish, not quick to take offense. There is nothing love cannot face; there is no limit to its faith, its hope, and endurance. In a word, there are three things that last forever: faith, hope, and love; but the greatest of them all is love.”“Be strong and of a good courage, fear not, nor be afraid...for the Lord thy God, he it is that doth go with thee; he will not fail thee, nor forsake thee.”“For the Lamb which is in the midst of the throne shall feed them, and shall lead them unto living fountains of waters: and God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes.”“I know the plans I have for you, d...
 
Father's Day Quotes | Quotations 3
2008-05-21 10:29:00
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.That's the way of a Father. To teach and inspire his children to do good of their own free will rather than fear of somebody else. That's the difference between a slave's Master and a child's Father.By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.That is the thankless position of the father in the family-the provider for all, and the enemy of all.The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them....
 
Love Quotes: Life and Love 2
2008-05-20 21:43:00
"Dedicate your life to God, though choose carefully who you dedicate your love to.""Always remember that through the tormoil love may bring, the heart sees what the eyes cannot.""Some say love is life, but love without hope and faith is an agonizing death.""A gift may not be able to represent how deep a person is in love with you, but one thing is certain, a person who never gives will never be able to take.""You'll be surprised to know how far you can go from the point where you thought it was the end."...
 
Love Quotes: Lost Love 8
2008-05-20 02:11:00
"One day you'll love me, the way I loved you. One day you'll think of me the way I thought of you. One day you'll cry for me, the way I cried for you. One day you'll want me, but I won't want you.""Even if he doesn't like me tomorrow, I knew he loved me yesterday.""You said you didn't want to see me get hurt, so does that mean you closed your eyes when I cried?""I thought I'd forget you, but I guess I forgot to.""Don't say we're not right for each other, the way I see it, we're not meant for anyone else."...
 
Love Quotes: I Love You 8
2008-05-18 22:19:00
"Man loves money, bees love honey, flowers love dew, and I love you!""I love you more than my teddybear, but please, don't tell him ... .""Going back with you may be hard, but going forward without you is impossible. I love you.""I love you more now than when you began to read this sentence." "I love you more today than yesterday but far less than tomorrow."...
 
Love Quotes: Life and Love 1
2008-05-15 22:37:00
"As food is needed for the body, them same way love is needed for the soul. Food strengthens the body while love strengths the soul. A person is incomplete without love.""Love is not about finding the right person, but creating a right relationship. It's not about how much love you have in the beginning but how much love you build till the end.""Don't just love him, but show him.""When you wake up in the morning, kiss your loved one on the forehead and wish them a good day." "Love is a noble act of self-giving, offering trust, faith, and loyalty. The more you love, the more you lose a part of yourself, yet you don't become less of who you are; you end up being complete with your loved ones."...
 
Father's Day Quotes | Quotations 2
2008-05-14 01:37:00
Henry James once defined life as that predicament which precedes death, and certainly nobody owes you a debt of honor or gratitude for getting him into that predicament. But a child does owe his father a debt, if Dad, having gotten him into this peck of trouble, takes off his coat and buckles down to the job of showing his son how best to crash through it. ~Clarence Budington Kelland A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. ~Enid Bagnold Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! ~Lydia M. Child, Philothea: A Romance, 1836 It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons. ~Johann Schiller A father carries pictures where his money used ...
 
Father's Day Quotes | Quotations
2008-05-13 02:54:00
He didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. ~Clarence Budington Kelland My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, "You're tearing up the grass." "We're not raising grass," Dad would reply. "We're raising boys." ~Harmon Killebrew One father is more than a hundred Schoolemasters. ~George Herbert, Outlandish Proverbs, 1640 Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. ~Bill Cosby Father! - to God himself we cannot give a holier name. ~William Wordsworth...
 
Love Quotes: Life and Love
2008-05-11 22:47:00
"Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never met.""Life without Love is like a harp without strings." "Where so ever you go, go with all your heart.""You can’t make someone love you, all you can do is be someone who can be loved, the rest is up to the person to realize your worth.""If God is the DJ, then Life is the dance floor; Love is the rhythm, and You are the music."...
 
Love Quotes: Lost Love 7
2008-05-09 01:16:00
"Loving you was easy, losing you was hard. Loving you is still easy, but knowing you are no longer mine, is the hardest of it all.""They say no matter how dark the night is, the sun always rises again ... I say lost love makes one realize that no matter how bright the day is, the sun will always set again.""Once you find someone you really love try your hardest not to lose them, because you will never get over the feeling of loneliness.""A lost love is never lost unless what's lost is the love for your lover.""If you could choose between life and death you would almost rather die, love is fun but hurts so much the price you pay is high. And so I say don't fall in love, you will get hurt before your through. You see my friend, I ought to know, I fell in love ...
 
Love Quotes: I Love You 7
2008-05-06 02:50:00
"If there's time for only three words in my lifetime, it would be, I love you.""If you're asking if I need you, the answer is forever. If you're asking if I will leave you, the answer is never. If you're asking what I value, the answer is you. If you asking if I love you, the answer is I DO.""I love you for you, but mostly I love you for what I am when I'm with you." "I love you unconditionally, with everything I am, and more than anyone ever thought possible.""I love you not because of anything you have, but because of something that I feel when I'm near you."...
 
Bible Verses / Quotes 7
2008-05-02 03:00:00
“Give, and it shall be given to you. For whatever measure you deal out to others, it will be dealt to you in return.”“Praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. (Ephesians 6:18)”“It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God”“Great men are not always wise”“A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult”...
 
Love Quotes: Lost Love 6
2008-04-30 03:39:00
"What do you live for when all you were living for is gone?" "A distant cry is love lost, but the sound of laughter is one that'll last forever, whatever that may be.""Losing you is like losing my heart.""Take a look at what you have. Think of all you did to get it. Remember it only takes one second to lose.""Fate brought you back to me, this time I won't let you leave. I'm gonna love you until the end."...
 
Love Quotes: I Love You 6
2008-04-28 01:50:00
"I love you without reason and that is reason enough.""You could put all the hearts together in the world and that still wouldn't describe how much I love you." "Each star in the sky symbolizes one reason why I love you.""Let these words not only touch your eyes, let it travel through your soul, and let it rest in your heart, as you rest in mine, 'I love you.'""I love you by no stretch of your imagination."...
 
Love Quotes: Lost Love 5
2008-04-21 02:50:00
"When speaking of lost love, time may heal all wounds, but there will always be scars.""Breaking up is not a stupid thing; instead it makes you a better person and realize your mistakes.""No matter how much it'll hurt me to see you, my most loved lost one, all that I wish is look into your eyes once again.""I'm not saying there wasn't anything wrong, I just didn't think you'd ever get tired of me. I'm not saying we ever had the right to hold on, I just didn't wanna let it get away from me.""Letting go of someone dear to you is hard, but holding on to someone who doesn't even feel the same is much harder. Giving up doesn't mean you are weak! It only means that you are strong enough to let go!"...
 
Bible Verses / Quotes 6
2008-04-17 23:30:00
"Let us not love with words or tongue, but with actions and in truth." 1 John 3:18"Nobody should seek his own good, but the good of others." 1 Corinthians 10:24"Love is patient. Love is kind. It does not envy. It does not boast. It is not proud. It is not rude. It is not self-seeking. It is not easily angered. It keeps no record of wrong doing. It does not delight in evil, but rejoices in the truth. It always protects, trusts, hopes, perseveres." Corinthians 13...
 
Love Quotes: I Love You 5
2008-04-10 23:59:00
"The road to true love was never easy, I know I've hit all the bumps, but now I'm standing strong saying, I love you, 'til the end of time.""I love you in the morning, in the middle of the day, in the hours we are together, and the hours we are away....""I have painted a million of kisses for you. I have filled an ocean of tears for you. I have walked a thousand miles for you. I have counted the stars for you. I did that, all because I love you.""The more I live, the more I know, What's simple is true; I love you." "There's no limit to what I wouldn't do for you. Just ask, it will be done, no matter the miles, no matter the sacrifice. I love you, and you'll always be in my heart."...
 
Bible Verses / Quotes 5
2008-04-04 03:35:00
"Every time you cross my mind, I break out in exclamations of thanks to God." Philippians 1:3; Apostle Paul"I found the one my heart loves." Song of Solomon 3:4"There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear." I John. IV. 18"Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it." Song Of Solomon 8:7"My beloved is mine and I am his." Song of Solomon 2:16...
 
I Like Your Thinking
2008-03-31 01:02:00
A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny. "None, they all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking." ...
 
Bible Verses / Quotes 4
2008-03-25 21:44:00
"Two are better than one, because they have a good return for their work: If one falls down, his friend can help him up. But pity the man who falls and has no one to help him up! Also, if two lie down together, they will keep warm. But how can one keep warm alone? The one may be overpowered, two can defend themselves." Ecclesiastes 4:9-12"Pleasant words are as a honeycomb, sweet to the soul, and healthy to the bones." Proverbs 16:24"Come let us take our fill of love until the morning: let us solace ourselves with loves." Proverbs 7:18"Put me as a sign on your heart, as a sign on your arm; love is strong as death, and wrath bitter as the underworld: its coals are coals of fire; violent are its flames." Solomon Song of Songs"May the Lord bless you and keep you. May His light be always with...
 
Love Quotes: I Love You 4
2008-03-24 19:47:00
"I loved you once, I love you still, I always have, I always will..." "I've fallen in love with you and I'll never let you go. I love you more than anyone, I just had to let you know. And if you ever wonder why, I don't know what I'll say, but I'll never stop loving you, each and every day.""Baby! I love you more than cooked food.""When you say you love me, the world stops for a moment, the stars stop shining, the moon stops glowing, the earth stops breathing, all that's alive is our love ... I love you." "Look into my heart and see what I am saying, for my heart speaks the truth and the truth is I love you.""Everytime the wind blows, I whisper, 'I LOVE YOU!'"...
 
Love Quotes: Lost Love 4
2008-03-18 00:46:00
"How can I forget you when your always on my mind? How can I not want you when your all I want inside? How can I let you go when I can't see us apart? How can I not love you when you control my heart?""Learn to love someone who would never make you cry. If he hurts you real bad, then why don't you just say goodbye. You see, men are not worthy of precious tears, they just make us look terrible so please remember that my dear." "I thought that by telling myself and everyone else that I hated you. That sooner or later I would come to believe it. But I now realize that by lying, it makes me want you even more.""Parting of loving someone is learning to let go.""A failing love is like desperately hanging on to something precious; not wanting to give up, but your h...
 
Modern Day Love Letter
2008-03-12 20:42:00
My ever dearest Reth,I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Thursday, the 1st of February 2008.With reference to the meeting held between us on the 1st of February 2007 at 15:00 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of no less than three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses.However, I a...
 
Bible Verses / Quotes 3
2008-03-12 02:54:00
"But blessed are your eyes, because they see, and your ears, because they hear." The Bible, Matthew 13:16"Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends." St. John, Chapter 15, Verse 13"If I cannot love ... I am nothing." Bible "Above all else, guard thy heart for it is the wellspring of life." Proverbs 4:23"There are three things that remain - faith, hope, and love - and the greatest of these is love." Paul/1 Corinthians 13:13...
 
 
 
 
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