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| A Post Too Far? |
| 2008-07-21 09:42:00 |
The following is in horribly bad taste and I readily admit it, but this is how my mind works and sometimes it is a dark place. I apologize in advance.Dateline: Hollywood. After years of seeing declining ticket sales at the box office, movie executive today feel they have finally found the missing ingredient to get movie goers in theater seats: tragic death! Yes! You read that correctly; tragic death. This weekend, the latest Batman movie, the Dark Knight, broke every record put before it. It pounced on the one day gross record, destroyed the weekend gross record, and even garnered total critical approval: a feat Hollywood has not achieved in quite some time. The reason? Star Heath Leger’s tragic and untimely death. Untimely? It was perfectly timed for the suits in Hollywood ba...
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| Another "TGIF" Moment in Lemming History |
| 2008-07-18 11:59:00 |
I do believe that today is only my second time ever thanking G-d that it is finally Friday. Fridays and me have a long history of hating one another and Friday usually wins out, but today I am welcoming my old enemy with open arms. I am even upset it took my foe so long to arrive. You see, I am getting sick and, with my parents out of town, have not had the luxury of being able to call in sick. I am basically, for all intent and purpose, the final word in making decisions during their absence since this time around they are in the Baltic sea and fairly unreachable. Normally they are just in North Carolina, only a phone call away, and therefore the company does not rely on me as much. This month however, I have been here and active in the day to day aspect...
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| I Have Been MIA This Week |
| 2008-07-17 10:25:00 |
I realize I am slacking (again) this week, but this is my "Geek Week" and I am in full geek mode. You see, the E3 conference is this week in LA, and, even though I am far from LA, I am watching it daily when I get home from work and reading about the latest news whenever I am online, so blogging has taken a back seat this week. Fear not however, because today is the last day of E3 and I shall be returning to my other geek activities with plenty of time to prepare for the "It's Friday" coming tomorrow.What is E3? E3 is a video game convention where all the biggies in the industry announce their latest hardware, preview new games about to be released, and basically reveal their plans for global domination. As a very loyal Playstation fan boy, I was very eager to learn of the wondrous things ...
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| Hell |
| 2008-07-14 14:31:00 |
I found Hell. Bet you didn’t even know I was looking for it because I sure as, well, Hell didn’t know I was, but I found it. Hell is located on Sirius Satellite channel 3. Yes, Hell is a radio station. What would make Sirius 3 Hell you ask? Simple really: it was a Neil Diamond station playing 24 hours a day of nothing but Neil “Turn on Your Heart Light” Diamond.“But Kanrei,” I can hear you saying, “you said it ‘was’ a Neil Diamond station. Surely that must mean that it is no longer one since any station that is no longer exclusively Neil cannot be Hell; what is more Hellish than 24 hours of straight Neil ‘Turn on Your Heart Light’ Diamond.”Well my dear inquisitive reader, I can tell you exactly what is more Hellish than 24 hours of straight Neil ‘Turn on You...
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| It's Friday (Two Years Ago) |
| 2008-07-11 12:31:00 |
Today is the two year anniversary of my blogging career. This is not a moment to congratulate me for anything, but rather to thank you. Without your coming here, I would have probably quit long ago, but your comments and inspiration has kept this Lemming House open through the droughts and famines of creativity. I want to thank you for keeping me going. I count you all among my friends.In honor of today's being not only the anniversary of this site, but also a Friday, let's take a trip down memory lane to the very first "It's Friday" and see a tradition start.Tradition is tradition and Friday is not a day for heavy political thought. It is a day to prepare for all the braincells that are scheduled to die in a few hours. Today's news is trying very hard to be noticed, like some pathetic chi...
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| Movie Plot Idea: Volume One |
| 2008-07-08 15:12:00 |
This is not so much of a post as it is a note to myself to remember this plot I just thought of. You see, I want to make a Hogan’s Heroes movie. The show, a personal favorite, never got to have a finale; it just stopped. This makes the ending a story still waiting to be told. Here is what I have in mind.As we all know, Hogan’s Heroes was about a group of POWs in Germany during WW2 who were working with the resistance from within the Stalag they in which they were being held. The show ran for almost five years (the length of WW2) and therefore the movie should take place as the war in Germany is coming to a close. Hogan and his men must escape from Germany, but they receive news that Klink, the German commander of the camp, is due to be arrested...
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| It's Fri....um, Monday? |
| 2008-07-07 12:19:00 |
I have to admit that the Monday after a long holiday weekend is such a horrid experience that I am almost willing to give up the extra day off….almost. I think today has been made even more horrid by the fact that I took a nap on Saturday, which made Saturday feel like two days and therefore creating a four day weekend sleepwise and making today an even harder Monday. Case in point: the previous sentence made sense in my head before it made it to the paper. Further case in point: the sentence I thought made no sense appears to make perfect sense upon re-re-reading it; today is Monday for certain.Sorry for the lack of a Friday update this week. I was working on a bit, skit, parody, whatever you wish to call it on the subject of July 4th being a celebration of the world’s most famous...
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| Kanrei's Honest to G-d, No Bullsh*t Unsolved Mysteries |
| 2008-07-02 11:22:00 |
In what can only be described as the “strangest case of a mass suicide in Earth's history,” twenty-four American bees killed themselves Monday by taking up residency in the home of yours truly, AKA the Physical Home for Wayward Lemmings, here in the warmth of south Florida. No explanation can be found for this pointless act of self-termination, which therefore, by default, links the deaths of these twenty-four bees with the mass disappearances of Honey Bees nationwide. The only real difference between the cases being that I can tell you exactly where the bodies of the twenty-four wayward lemming bees can be found: the Miami-Dade sewer system. I flushed their corpses to get rid of the evidence. I fear bees and therefore do not need any of their kin coming in vendetta or something.T...
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| The Friday Enema |
| 2008-06-27 13:01:00 |
Friday. I went to McDonald’s and had a homeless guy say to me “Smiles in an unsmiling world” as I passed by him to my car. I do tend to walk through life with a pretty much constant smile on my face, but that is not to say I am a happy person; rather that I just tend to see the subliminal joke in most situations that the average person is too busy to notice. And yes, every situation in life does contain a subliminal joke designed solely for the entertainment of the supreme deity of your choosing, this deity being the only real choice you have in life. All other events are dictated by the character the deity has written for you and the situations that deity decides to place you in.Why reality television? Because we are all made in the supreme deity’s image and this deity loves...
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| Random Thoughts on June 24, 2008 |
| 2008-06-24 12:58:00 |
• Do they have American BBQ restaurants in Japan like we have Japanese Steakhouses in America? I am imagining a restaurant filled with giant BBQ pits, surrounded by tables that enable eight people to sit in a semi-circle and watch an American in cliché BBQ apparel cooking hot dogs and hamburgers. Of course there would have to be a show aspect to the place as the BBQ Kings twirled their spatulas, juggled their salt and pepper shakers, and did funky tricks with their wieners. I can foresee a franchise starting just as soon as I move to Japan.• Every year stoners celebrate April 20th as the national pot smoking holiday. The reasons behind why 420 and not say 515 are varied, but it is universally agreed that 4:20 is the time to smoke pot and April 20th, being the twentieth day of the four...
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| Thomas Lost his Conductor |
| 2008-06-23 09:24:00 |
I was all prepared to write today until I was on my way into work and learned that my first official hero, George Carlin, has passed away. My love of words and how they can be used in different ways can be traced back directly to this man. Quite a bit of my philosophy of life can be traced back directly to this man. I never felt he told jokes so much as just phrased reality in a "laugh or kill yourself" kind of truth. More than just a dirty comic for adults, George also was the VW in the Pixar film Cars and the conductor in Thomas Tank Engine. His passing is a loss for the entire world and this is one case where I believe the world will take notice. R.I.P. Mr. Carlin and thank you for everything! This is the first famous passing to ever bring tears to my eyes....
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| A Great Friday Too All |
| 2008-06-20 15:46:00 |
Today the office took me out to lunch to celebrate my birthday so there was no "It's Friday" update. The Month from Hell is at a close it seems just a few weeks too late, but at least things are returning to their normally scheduled viewings. Have a great weekend. I will be sleeping until Monday....
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| Yet Another Week From Hell Diary Entry |
| 2008-06-18 13:25:00 |
Today I ripped someone’s guts out and shat upon them as they sat festering in the scorching noonday’s sun. I took someone’s concept of reality and shattered it into a thousand pieces and then spread those pieces out around the globe knowing they will never find them all again. Today I looked a man in the eyes and told him that he was no longer a part of the company of which we both once worked. This was my first firing ever and it felt worse than I ever imagined anything could. I mean to see a grown man cry and beg for his life and there being nothing you can do other than try some half-assed pathetic and slightly transparent attempt to empathize with this man is impossible. How can I honestly empathize with him when, come tomorrow, I will still be employed and he will not b...
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| The Blog Nobody Reads |
| 2008-06-17 10:05:00 |
This is the blog that nobody reads.These are the words on the blog that nobody readsThese are the thoughts contained within the words embedded on the blog that nobody readsThis could have been the spark of creativity caused by the thoughts contained within the words embedded on the blog that nobody readsThis could have been the Earth changing idea born of the spark of creativity caused by the thoughts contained within the words embedded on the blog that nobody reads....
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| Friday the 13th: Part Pi |
| 2008-06-13 13:28:00 |
It is late for a Friday, but that is just indicative of the week from Hell that has extended into the Fortnight from Hell! It just never ends. Yes, today has been mostly calm and no bombs have gone off from any unexpected places, but we went out to lunch today to say “good-bye” to more collateral damage from the break up and that was kind of sad. Don’t worry, she is not unemployed. In today’s economy we would do everything we could before allowing someone to lose their job over something that is no fault of their own. No, they will be working with the other half of our split which guarantees a friendly relationship between the two offices. On the Playstation 3 front: it works perfectly. Everything I said before about Sony I must now officially take back. I had a bad servic...
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| Selling the Drama |
| 2008-06-11 11:25:00 |
Drama, drama, drama; I feel like Michael Corleone: everytime I think I’m out, they pull me back in. Nothing is ever smooth in a divorce and, let’s be frank, that is what is happening right now at work. The partners are splitting up and are dividing assets and that is never a pretty sight. Add into the mix that third party, the other woman if you will and “her” desires to have it all and you have a major FUBAR in the making. It is taking quite a bit of my time and, it is so exhausting to deal with, that it is also zapping the life from the free time I have left. All I want to do is sit on my couch with my remote in hand and veg. I can see a light at the end of the tunnel, but I thought I had seen one before. I am going to assume that it is j...
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| My First Ever TGIF |
| 2008-06-06 12:31:00 |
I used to hate Fridays as many who have read here for a while know, but not today. Today I fully understand "Thank G-d It's Friday!"I spoke too soon about my return to full time honest to G-d blogging. The storm is officially over, but there is quite a bit more post-storm clean up than I expected. For example, it is now 1:26 and I am sitting at my desk for the first time all day and only for the few moments is will take me to type this out. See, you do take priority with me. I will be getting back up shortly to get back to my phone calls. I hate phone calls.Anyways, have a wonderful weekend to each and every one of you. I survived this week nicotine free! I will be visiting you later tonight....
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| ...I Have To Wear Shades |
| 2008-06-05 13:21:00 |
The Week from Hell continues, but is getting less and less Hellish every day. Where I had to convince myself earlier this week that all was not lost, today I actually believe it in my soul. It could be the minor rapture I experienced the other night while praying (yes, I do pray, but my relationship with G-d is between me and G-d so I don’t talk about it much), or it could be the vibe I got from the meeting today with all of our techs, but I feel confident right now that all is going to be better than OK, it will be better than it ever has been.OK, rapture. I prayed the other night because of all that is happening right now in my life. I worry about my parents because they are not cynics and are not as prepared for betrayal as I am. I worried about my co-workers and if they believe ...
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| The Future's So Bright... |
| 2008-06-03 22:46:00 |
I know the title contradicts my earlier post, but shock has a way of coloring a situation. My heart still aches, but I have never been one on whom lies sit right. I am sure there was an easier way to have said that, but it is late and I am in shock, so please cut just a little slack. See, I don't lie. I don't lie to a fault. When I was a kid, my mom would throw parties where her friends would come and she would introduce me to them all by saying "Brad, you remember (insert name here)?"I thought she was asking honestly, so I would look at them, then at her and say "no." I realize that is the incorrect answer, but it was the honest answer. I have since sort of learned the difference, although old reflexes do take the better of me from time to time. Whoops, tangent.I would always rath...
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| BOOM! |
| 2008-06-03 12:18:00 |
John Lennon once wrote that life is what happens while you are busy making other plans. Life happened today and the world I inhabit has shifted quite severely. Nothing Earth-shattering, but it is a major upheaval that I am not totally free right now to go into details about. All I can say is that I am very busy today and do not have time for any real blogging. I will visit all your sites I hope tonight. I have no PS3 again so I have plenty of time.PS- A new essay is about half way finished and I hope to have it at Blogcritics by the end of the week. I am getting better at writing nicotine free, but it is still very slow going....
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| Posted at Blogcritics |
| 2008-06-01 22:27:00 |
Republican Truths for Fun and ProfitOh, Scotty, I really thought we were done with you. I really felt your failure and dishonesty had shown through so thoroughly that you were going to spend the rest of your life hiding under a rock and begging G-d to forgive you for the lies you told to sell your master’s plan. I suppose that I should have known a weasel like you would find a way to get back into the nation’s minds and, like always, you are spinning out of control. Damage control for the damage you caused I suppose is your plan, or is it guilt?Scott McClellan, President’ Bush’s mouthpiece after Ari left, has written a book (no shock) that is — are you ready? — critical of the Bush White House and now confirms most of the very things he denied from the podium. Do we believe a l...
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| Fri-(YAAAAAWWWWWWWNNNNNN!!!!!)-Day |
| 2008-05-30 12:24:00 |
Well, here we are at another Friday and I am exhausted beyond belief. My fire alarm went off last night and scared the shit out of me. When trying to turn it off, I failed over and over again (still asleep) and had the company call me to make sure I was not burning alive. I changed the batteries and could not reset my system so I have them coming out tomorrow. I got back to sleep somewhere around 4am and had a major meeting today, so could not call in sick. I am not wide asleep at my desk, riding out the clock until nap time.Have a great weekend. I will post the latest Blogcritics story later tonight after it has been on BC for 24 hours or so....
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| Kanrei is Back for Certain |
| 2008-05-29 21:51:00 |
Just a little F.Y.I. (I hate the term "FYI" for the record (I hate the expression "for the record" by the way (I am fine with "by the way"))), my latest rant has been published at Blogcritics. I am thinking that I really am back. I was worried that maybe that one was just a fluke or something, but I definitely found my nicotine-free political voice. The subject of my latest rant is Scott McClellan's book, the revelations it makes, and his motives for why now. Please follow the link above and let me know what you think....
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| MSNBC= Too Little, Too Late |
| 2008-05-29 12:54:00 |
I cannot tell you how thankful I am that I read MSNBC for my news. Their ability to not only tell the news, but to predict it is astounding and has made me quite the legend of news analysis amongst my friends. I realize that I am telling my secrets to the world right now, but none of my friends read this blog so I feel safe sharing it with you, but please keep it under your hat and please buy a hat to keep it under if you are currently hatless. I am sure a haberdashery is somewhere in your locale and, if not, then the internets are great for such searches.So anyway at 10:33 a.m. ET, Thurs., May. 29, 2008, MSNBC updated their page with a story entitled “In Miami, Spanish becoming primary language.” I am shocked. I live in Miami and have not noticed ...
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| Friday Doesn't Need a Name! |
| 2008-05-23 13:03:00 |
Friday! My last weekend with my PS3. A three day weekend. A new Indiana Jones movie in the theaters. An article published in an online magazine. I am not sure what “Club Troppo” is aside from some news site based in Australia, but they quote my Blogcritics story this week. They have this:InternationalThings that are younger than John McCain (via the Hoydens). Brad Schader chimes in:And I am not talking numeric age, but rather his mental age. The simple truth is that the events of John McCain’s youth, while tragic and his survival and overcoming of them heroic, have taken its toll on his mind and the man is mentally older than his age.Yes, I Google myself after an essay gets published. It is probably some of an ego I used to once have. Why else would I wonder if anyone took note of so...
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| The "Return to Blogcritics" Post |
| 2008-05-22 22:37:00 |
Hello my fellow political junkies; it's been awhile. Quitting smoking and politics is not a very conducive match and therefore, in the interest of my own personal health, I took the year off politics. Well, now that I feel I have successfully beaten the beast, I feel it is time to return to my true love and see how different it looks without the haze of nicotine blocking my view. Looking over the prospects vying for the office of President and taking into consideration the fiasco that has been the last eight years, I can't help but think of the classic Lloyd Bridges quote from Airplane: looks like I picked the wrong day to quit smoking. I honestly cannot find any real hope anywhere on the horizon if what we are currently seeing is the best options our entire country could produce. I r...
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| Owie, Owie, Owie, Ow, Ow, Owie, and Ouch! |
| 2008-05-22 13:16:00 |
I broke my cherry today! I know, I know; this is a “diary type” post and I swore off of them, but it is still three hours until I am clear to post my Blogcritics essay and am in the mood to post so, I broke my cherry today! Besides, I think that is what the "Lemming Files" label is for actually. Anyway, after 37 years on this Earth, I finally slammed my finger in a door. Ya know they were right- busting one’s cherry does hurt. Ironic that I am in the mood to post, an act requiring typing, considering it is my index finger that was determined to get an inside look at the inner workings of a door and it’s supporting frame, but there ya have it. And slamming my finger in the door is not the stupid part of the exchange either, but the postscript. The stupid part was just befor...
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| A Sort of Movie Review for a Film you Don't Want to See |
| 2008-05-19 12:38:00 |
My nicotine-free writing is going much slower than I expected, but it is still going and that is the important part. I am also finding out I am not as angry when it comes to politics as I used to be which is also making the writing of my latest essay all the more difficult. I am disgusted yes, but disgusted only takes you so far and my writing style depends upon anger. Basically, what I am trying to say is that I am a little behind on my essay and hope to complete it tonight or tomorrow night, submit it to Blogcritics by Wednesday, and have it here on Thursday. You will have to put up with this until then.This weekend I saw a movie that has haunted me since it ended. The movie was called An American Crime and stars Ellen Page as Sylvia Likens, a poor 16 yea...
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| Fri-Digidy-Day-Izzle |
| 2008-05-16 12:24:00 |
I feel as if my blog is circling the drain and actually wanting to go down, but I have kept it tethered and barely alive for almost a year now, not allowing it peace for some unknown reason. I lost my voice and have been pretending as if it were still there, posting rambling pointless rants on nothing of any consequence to anyone. Where I used to at least challenge people with some new abstract thought they successfully avoided for most of their lives, I now am just a spot to come and waste a few minutes on mindless nothing: a place to relax and leave your mind at the door. I realize there are needs for places like that, but I never intended to run one. When I started blogging, I swore never to allow this place to become just another online diary and that is exactly what this place ...
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| It's Flyday |
| 2008-05-09 12:52:00 |
It is Friday and I am not in a happy mood. My mother left for New Orleans for my sister-in-law’s baby shower and my two best friends are leaving for Europe. Three out of the four people who mean the most to me in the world are traveling today on planes and I always get nervous when just one or two are in flight so forget about 75%! I am positive they will all be fine, but that does not stop the Devil’s advocate (not Keanu Reeves, but Mr. Worry) from sitting on my shoulder whispering all those sweet nothings in my ear. I can’t help but worry; I’m Jewish and worry is one of our most frequently used forms of prayer.Because of my intense worry, I am going to cut it short this Friday for now and just simply wish all of you a great weekend and please stay away from planes. I really ...
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| Stupid Alarm Stupid Clock Stupid Bed |
| 2008-05-06 12:38:00 |
Today I feel lethargic, tired, run-down, exhausted, sleepy, in dire need of some shut eye, winded, like my dogs are barking and in need of being put down, hackneyed, banal, overused, and synonym-less. I think it has to do with my waking up twenty minutes before my alarm this morning, but deciding to remain in bed and subsequently falling back into a deep sleep.I have not heard my alarm in years and forgot that I had it set to the country station and TURNED UP VERY LOUD! I shat my pants almost when it went off, disrupting my newly rediscovered REM sleep. I think I was dreaming of calling in sick too, which did not make waking up for the second time in one day any easier. Stupid payroll responsibilities making me go in to the office when I was so comfy in my ...
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| It's Friday, Joe Friday |
| 2008-05-02 13:02:00 |
What rhymes with “Bri’s Way,” but has nothing to do with anyone named Brian or any way that they may do something? Yes, that is correct: it is Friday and I am your host, Kanrei. Welcome to yet another “It’s Friday” here at KHWL. In fact, this would be the 82nd Friday we have celebrated together which would qualify us for Airborne status. Rangers HO! Yes, the Home for Wayward Lemmings is older than 82 weeks, but I tragically have missed a Friday or two in my tenure as Lemming Host. I would normally add “so sue me,” but in George Bush’s America, you very well might and actually win so please don’t.Is he live of dead/ has he thoughts within his headFor the longest time, those lyrics could have been describing Robert Downy, Jr, but instead they are being used as a...
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| Thrilled it is Friday |
| 2008-04-25 12:23:00 |
‘Cause this is FridayFriday alright!We’re fighting every way yoAgainst a week with 7 days yoYes this is FridayFriday Alright!This week is gonna end now And it’s FridayFridayHooorah!I am so mixed about this upcoming weekend. I am thankful to be off from work, but am not totally psyched about being home without my PS3. I think my lack of a life is going to come home to roost this weekend. I may actually (hold on to your hats) have to leave my home and do something….outside. Oh my! Does the sun hurt?I honestly don’t have that much to say today. The weekend is set and everyone has worked exactly as much as they wanted to with nobody pissed off at me. This is always a great way to start the weekend. Yes, my head is still killing me, but I will be home soon and so shall you b...
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| MY HEAD HURTS!!!! |
| 2008-04-24 13:45:00 |
I feel like one of these today: The pressure in my head is squishing my eyes against their sockets and forcing my brain to ooze out of my ears, but it ain't oozing which is making me wonder if it is there today at all. I can't think or focus so there is a strong possibility that I left my house today and forgot my brain. It wouldn't be the first time after all. Sometimes my brain hurts while my body feels fine, so my brain will stay in bed and send my body out to do whatever it is I do all day: I have not paid attention to my actions in some time. For all I know, I could still be the leader of that small village just outside of Eastern Bogota and am still worshipped as a minor G-d. It could happen somewhere else besides in my head!Anyway, as you can probably tell, I am not in form today an...
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| A "Kanrei" Original |
| 2008-04-21 14:09:00 |
A man goes to see a new doctor he overheard some people at work speaking fondly of.The man says to the doctor "I was wondering if there is anything you can do to help me. Every time I look in a mirror, I become really depressed over how ugly I think I am."The doctor says,"Well, I'm an optometrist, but I can tell you your eyes work fine."...
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| Full Moon Friday |
| 2008-04-18 12:08:00 |
I am sitting here at my work computer, Diet Coke to my left and pretzel Goldfish to my right, and wondering just how evil tonight's "Full Moon Friday" is going to be to me. Yes, that's right, it is once again Friday and time for our weakly celebration of this ending week AKA "It's Friday!!!" (applause)Ironically, even though I know the full moon is coming, and it has been screwing with me this week, I am in a rather good mood today. I think it has a lot to do with the huge number of patients we have this weekend which kind of secretly lets me know our drought is just about over. Yes, the recession has hit the medical industry rather hard and the medical research industry even harder. Add to the recession those reports of how the FDA is overwhelmed and we rea...
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| Working Free the Rust |
| 2008-04-17 13:44:00 |
TickMy alertness takes a lickTockStaring and cursing the clockYawnUnfocused and feeling withdrawnDroolHalf asleep and feeling the foolItchMy seat smacks my ass like a switchScratchMy internal clock and the wall clock don’t matchSquirmI was not meant to sit long termBoredOne hour left my favorite reward...
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| Um......yeah? |
| 2008-04-16 13:48:00 |
Some people call me the Wayward LemmingSome call me the Kanrei of ShameSome people call me BradleyBut I ignore them, cause that ain’t my nameJust stop short of the last three lettersAnd you will get it right, get it rightCause my mother named me only BradFelt “ley” or “ford” would cause her frightI’m a ranterI’m a raverI’m a point spread shaverNot really, but I needed a rhymeI’m a bloggerNot a loggerAnd I can’t play FroggerBut I still try all the timePeople don’t blog about me babySay I’m spelling everything wrong (everything wrong)But don’t worry baby no don’t worryCause no one sees a word I place on this blogI’m a ranterI’m a raverI’m a point spread shaverNot really, but I needed a rhymeI’m a bloggerNot a loggerAnd I can’t play FroggerBut I still try...
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| An Addict without his Addiction |
| 2008-04-15 14:30:00 |
Why have I not updated this week? I am in mourning right now….mourning over my Playstation 3 that is ill right now and about to be sent off to the Sony doctor. Sounds petty I know, but it is more than my gaming system- it is my entertainment center; my downstairs internet access point; my Blu-Ray player; and source for communication with about half my friends. They say it is going to take ten to fourteen business days for me to get it back once they receive it and it is going to take about ten to fourteen business days for me to get the box for me to send it to them, so I am looking at about twenty-eight business days of no Playstations 3. Remember, a business day does not include weekends and holidays, so we are really looking at around 33 days I am about to be in Siberia. I li...
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| A Friday from Way Out |
| 2008-04-11 10:36:00 |
Got quite a bit of stuff to do today, so just a quick "HAPPY FRIDAY and HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND"PS- I was so tempted to put some "Banana Splits" here to further torment VE, but this clip was just so much shorter and more fun, but mostly shorter.UPDATE I just checked my email and my mother sent me this cartoon. Did I take out an informative ad in my sleep or something?...
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