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| The Outlaw Republican |
| "Peace is for weenies!" GO Nuke something! So says The Outlaw Republican. Bringing you news, views, opinions, and smacking the left-wing one hippie at a time. Go visit the world's ONLY reliable news source. |
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| To whom it may concern. |
| 2007-07-05 17:59:00 |
If you are a closeted gay guy named (Wild) Bill Kerr who owns a terrible site passionateamerica.com that no one reads then I am no longer talking to you. I dont even read your garbage messages you leave me. I took the comments off this old site so you couldnt spread your filth here. I didnt even read them. As far as I am concerned they never existed.You can not send a just turned legal teen still under 20 emails that say F*** you B**** in them 10 times while being some 30 something year old loser without a real job and then call THEM out on acting like a 'child' (maybe it is because I am so much closer in age to being an actual child hmm? Lets see the last time I was a real child was merely 5ish years ago)Then you must expect me to kiss your ass and beg for my posting privaleges back b/c ...
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| 2007-01-21 23:18:00 |
Who or What Is a LittleOrangeFox, you say?LittleOrangeFox is an adorable mammal that lives in a cozy burrow in North central-ish Alabama. She now happily contributes to the Passionate America Blog.LOF graduated with honors and learned to play concert bassoon in two weeks her senior year(beat that). After a one month fling with the Navy she was medically discharged due to weak paws. She now insults customers at a home improvement warehouse waiting for a convenient time to attend college.Along with charm and a fluffy tail, she has spent years contributing snarky opinions to the world wide web.Here is some background info as told by the LittleOrangeFox...Soon to be made into a major motion picture.LittleOrangeFox: The Story of Love, Betrayal, and Really Bad Site Layouts.It was late 03...or 0...
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| New Location, Same ol' Fox |
| 2007-01-15 04:50:00 |
Thanks for all the wonderful offers for work you peeps gave me! After careful consideration (That being considering my awesomeness)I have decided to become a full-time contributor at The Passionate America /Radio Show/Illegal Immigrant? BlogBut if you ever want me to do a guest spot at your place...I am just an email away =^_^=Thanks for readin' this year. Don't know if I will still post here much anymore but I will keep my blog roll up and stuff so you'll still have some links.Love much,LittleOrangeFox...
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| CLOSED |
| 2007-01-10 23:18:00 |
CLOSED FOR NOWBrowse the archives, send me a message and boycott the asshats at passionate(gay)america.com and tell them what morons they are (well minus the gay part.)Back whenever.E me at sailorcat87@hotmail.comAIM shadeskitten04...
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| Notice a lack of something? |
| 2007-01-09 18:14:00 |
Yes, my image server boomspeed has kindly taken away all 1000+ of my images without telling me and will not let me have them back unless I pay 25$...Can I just say 'sh**' first of all.Without a damn warning they lock away thousands of images I was hosting on a free account. An account I have had for 5 F'n years. 5 YEARS OF IMAGES!!! Almost all of my blog images. NO, they wont let you just delete your account and get your images back and take them somewhere...hell no. You have to pay25 dollars just to get them back!Are they on my hard drive? Yes...Some. Not many. But I deleted a lot of them thinking they would be fine on my 5 YEAR OLD ACCOUNT.DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!So yea. I missed the internet.... why?Edit: Ok Ok, Im not done with blogging....It will take a while to transition this junk and...
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| The Sound of Simon. |
| 2007-01-08 19:40:00 |
Well I think we can all feel it in our bones right about now. Like a chill wind blowing through the barren wasteland of ominous voids these so called 'networks' call shows. Alas, as sure as Randy, Simon, and Paula (and all those show riggin' producers) are down my street right now filming future Birmingham village idiots....and perhaps heroes; I have taken it upon my self to write a well provoked parody song to get us in the mood for the upcoming event.From the Little Orange MC who brought you Marines went Down to Baghdad. I give you... The Sound of Simon....Think I'll ever have a hit music album?To the tune of "The Sound of Silence" sang by Simon And Garfunkel(Some word patterns stayed the same...just sounds better!!)-----------------------The Sound o...
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| Cats and Dogs Living Together, Mass Hysteria! |
| 2007-01-08 13:14:00 |
I now realize why I can't leave just yet...The world goes insane when the Fox refuses to blog! Just look at these headlines taken from Drudge with love...Bird Deaths Shut Downtown Austin...!!!!!!Dead U.S. Soldier in Anti-War Film 'Alive and Well'...!!!!!Killer Bees Found Near New Orleans...!!!!!BLOOMBERG: 'WE ARE WAITING FOR THE GAS TO PASS'!!!!!DEMS SHUT HOUSE FOR FOOTBALL...!!!!!!Has the world gone mad?----On a side note, I keep plummeting in the TTLB for some strange reason. I will have to investigate I suppose. A question though, for you. How are your stats doing? Is it just me? Did the alliance blog roll go belly-up yet and that is why?As far as blogging goes I will try to pop in every now and then. Your lovely support means a lot to me. I have felt a little better spending some time...
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| The Lack of Faith Is Astounding. |
| 2007-01-04 14:22:00 |
Stupid TTLB. I say I am going away for a while and what does it do!? It drops me 20 points in the system. What is up with that? It is like everyone dropped me from the 'roll' at once or something.Well, it is deserved I suppose. I have been trying to think of things that will make me want to blog again. I think it is my layout...It is amazing what a new look can do for someone. But my so called artist never made my picture for me so...Thanks for those who have missed me and said something...All both of you.Work is really killing me especially when it is something I hate so much. I stopped doing everything I once loved doing and my mother that I take care of because she doesn't even want to try to get a job is getting on my last nerve. It is hard to type well with a screaming banshee in the ...
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| Ding Dong The Dictators Dead. |
| 2006-12-29 22:51:00 |
I would call this the biggest upset to democrats since Gore lost. But I'll be nice and say it was the biggest democratic upset since Kerry lost instead.heheheheDrudge Storyp.s. Yea, I know I'm late....
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| Zzzzzzzz |
| 2006-12-28 12:41:00 |
I know I know.I'm thinking of taking a blogger break. Seems I have spent a lot less time 'interneting' lately. Perhaps the new year will bring some interesting things. I would also like to get back to spending time with the outside world and taking up my old hobbies of art, reading, writing, and learning to crochet. Ya know. Normal stuff. But you can bet your biscuits I'll be back for elections. Someones got to shameless smear any and all democratic nominees.For where there is dirt to be tossed...I'll be there. For where there is little hope for a republican win because the supporters have turned into a bunch of pussie-footers...I'll be there making fun of them.For when hope seems lost...I'll be there complaining about it.Lots of Love,LOF.p.s.email me if you need me or horribly miss me and...
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| DumbAss Quotes of the Year |
| 2006-12-20 22:24:00 |
To ring in the New Year, I have decided to post some of the most jack-ass quotes ever made in the past 365 days. A little early yes. But I plan on being a little scarce once Christmas rolls around and I will also be recovering from my annual Ate-Way-Too-Much-itis. I plan on hibernating for about a half a month and then resuming normal scheduled blogging.Here are some quotes that will make your New Year's resolution be not to become as dumb as these people..Here are some past quotes from posts I did in the past.The Quote that started it all."The entire country may disagree with me, but I don't understand the necessity for patriotism. Why do you have to be a patriot? About what? This land is our land? Why? You can like where you live and like your life, but as for loving the whole country; I...
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| Top Ten Best Crap In The Freakin' World. |
| 2006-12-17 21:34:00 |
Kids these days...If you weren't already depressed, here are some reasons to be.Being a celebrity is the 'best thing in the world' say childrenlinkChildren under 10 think being a celebrity is the "very best thing in the world" but do not think quite as much of God, a survey has revealed.The poll of just under 1,500 youngsters ranked "God" as their tenth favourite thing in the world, with celebrity, "good looks" and being rich at one, two and three respectively.(snip)Meanwhile "killing" and "wars" head the list of the "very worst things in the world", followed by drunks, bullies, illness, smoking, stealing, divorce and being fat. Dying is in tenth place.The research, carried out through schools and online, was by Luton First, sponsors and organisers of yesterday's National Kids' Day.Asked w...
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| Words From The Church Fox... |
| 2006-12-15 09:03:00 |
Well, Christmas is upon us again children and instead of celebrating it's real meaning we will gather around our cozy little fires, stockings hung with care, and worship an obese man in a red suit.I'm not saying Santa is evil... No, no. I'll leave that to the real Church Lady to decide. I think ol' Santa is something else.Could it be...?A Communist!!!The ideal of this little bringer of joy originated in Germany, correct? Well well. The little Christmas Nazi coming down our chimneys to spread out wealth evenly with his Karl Marx beard and a 'red' suit. Even his little minion Rudolph with his 'red' nose leads the march.. Of course he didn't always ride in a 'red' sleigh pulled by forced labour deer. He used to walk entirely on foot...With Hitler's army.It ...
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| Even Slower News Day |
| 2006-12-15 08:45:00 |
Vegetarians are more intelligent, says study... Heck of a lot uglier I hear..Neil Young Protests War in Iraq Sur...prise? So does everyone other has-been Hollyweirder.Ray Charles a Grammy Contestant Even After Death Kanye West...A Grammy sore loser in life.Brangelina: We're Not Just Throwing Together a 'Rainbow Family' Hey! They stole my '3rd world rainbow' bit!Rare White Dolphin Declared As Extinct Jesse Jackson: Whitey had it coming to him.Barbara Walter's 10 Most Fascinating People of 2006 How many democrats can one fit in an interview room?Wisconsin Hunter Bags Deer With 7 Legs 13 kids and Ma will eat well tonight----...
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| Quick! Somebody Call Global Security! |
| 2006-12-12 17:43:00 |
THE INDEPENDANT11 December 2006 19:42Cow 'emissions' more damaging to planet than CO2 from cars By Geoffrey Lean, Environment EditorPublished: 10 December 2006Excerpt:Meet the world's top destroyer of the environment. It is not the car, or the plane,or even George Bush: it is the cow.A United Nations report has identified the world's rapidly growing herds of cattle as the greatest threat to the climate, forests and wildlife. And they are blamed for a host of other environmental crimes, from acid rain to the introduction of alien species, from producing deserts to creating dead zones in the oceans, from poisoning rivers and drinking water to destroying coral reefs.The 400-page report by the Food and Agricultural Organisation, entitled Livestock's Long Shadow, also surveys the damage done by...
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| Hmm. I Sense A Rant Coming On... |
| 2006-12-11 16:22:00 |
Nope, can't think of anything to post. Am I losing my touch? Nadda chance. I can't help it the news is so slow. So I will take this time to rant about anything I can think about. Ranting is my trademark. That and ticking off certain people. Mostly hippies.Rant One: Hollywood.I could go on and on with this one. But what really pisses me off is that Hollyweird hasn't managed to make a half-decent film in years. It is one big crap cake with the occasional tiny sprinkles of a good movie on it. The original ideas are just bastardized versions of old materials. Boy meets girl comedy/ romances (barf) And everyone gets killed in the end slasher flicks. Oh boy! And let's Oh let's make another super hero movie!!!Sheesh.And don't get me started on teen movies...But I digress.I would rather suffer th...
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| Forgotten. |
| 2006-12-07 17:26:00 |
Don't forget that today is the 65th anniversary of the attack on Pearl Harbor.I hate to crowd such a day with opinion but I ask you this.Do you remember the days that when this country was attacked that it fought back? Do you remember when the atom bomb was dropped? Things have changed. Not but a few years after 9-11 were hippies gathering around the bong circle and preaching un-real dreams of peace with a violent enemy.Sure there was always resistance in wars. But now with the biased media and over-seas journalism broadcasting every explosion in high definition we have become a wishy-washy nation of people afraid of reality. Afraid of the truth. They don't want to believe we are against a dangerous enemy who (if they could) would attack us again and again.It is because they forgot. In t...
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| 8000 Hits, and Then Some! |
| 2006-12-06 18:32:00 |
Well, I missed the mark yet again. So here is to having 8056ish hits!*yawn* Once you pass 5000 it all goes downhill I hear......
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| Conservatives are Paranoid! |
| 2006-12-03 22:06:00 |
That's right! Conservatives are all paranoid and disturbed! They are so busy worrying about some fake terror threat (that the REPUBLICAN government invented) that they can't see the real problems in the world! They invade innocent countries and rape their lands and people! They sit idly by while horrible things happen. In fact, conservatives cause almost half of those horrible things anyway!Why can't they be more like liberals and have real problems! Why can't they worry about the REAL eminent dangers in this world!? Just the other day a glacier melted half an inch...And I Want to Know WHY! I want to know why it was warmer this summer than last summer but actually not as hot as that summer in the 80s...Uhm, Yea. W...
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| Dumb Ass Quote of The Week. |
| 2006-12-02 20:32:00 |
This weeks quote comes from a floosie who could supply me with enough stupid words to make a dumbass novel out of...Miss Gwyneth "I'm from America but please don't tell anyone because America is like so totally awful. Have you met my totally awesome rock star boyfriend, like he is so in tune with my zen. Oh, this is my baby Apple. Yea I named it a fruit because real names are so American and that is just not me! I whine about the worlds problems because I have known of my own. America needs to like so feed the hungry... Where's my $3,500 sweater at? " PaltrowYea...She has got a pretty long middle name...And I quote...--- "I love the English lifestyle, it's not as capitalistic as America. People don't talk about work and money, they talk about interesting things at dinner," "I like living...
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| Bias. Not Just for The TV Anymore. |
| 2006-11-30 17:23:00 |
A while back, I had noticed something on YouTube that at first made me think that I was merely paranoid about conservative politics.You see, when it comes to finding a Bush-Basing, Rush Is a Dope Head, Sean Hannity is the spawn of Satan, and conservatives are actually the Morlocks that you read about in The Time Machine *deep breath* It is about as easy to find one of these on YouTube as it is to find hidden Hershey bars at a fat camp.I tested this theory. I went as far as to type in such keywords as "pro-republican" and "democrats are stupid" What came up were more anti-Bush videos! I figured that the population of liberal videos were so vast that it was a mere coincidence that they were the only things that would come up when a political term was searched.But this became obvious to oth...
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| What's Happening?? |
| 2006-11-29 18:12:00 |
"I report...You hopefully aren't a sensitive educated conservative who took my Neo-Nazi-Con jokes a little too seriously...."The Outlaw Republican "Offending the left...And apparently the right too."It's longer than FOXNew's catch phrase but it works!----In news you don't care about...Danny DeVito adds himself to the list of Bush-Bashing has-been actors who haven't had a good movie in years. (On the View none the less)Pelosi: There's no Al-Qaeda in Iraq... Just like there are no Germans in Germany...What would we do without Nancy to tell us what to think!!Nuke Punishment: No iPods for North Korea That'll teach em...Soon there will be no PS3 for Cuba! God WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO!!!??The 5 Worst Gifts Ever Given I didn't know Michael Mo...
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| Bad Fox....Bad!!! Yet...Again. |
| 2006-11-29 16:34:00 |
I just can't keep my adorable paws out of trouble these days!Well, I suppose I can't what with observations like this on my Pledge post...----A comment left by some sort of blog professor..."What a sad, sorry little blog! And before you go off on a rant, I am not a liberal, I am simply an EDUCATED conservative, and I find your blog, full of hate, racism, and horrible grammar, not to mention it's statements befreft (is that a word?) of logic, fact, or research, embarassing. We are better than this, or should be! We lost in november because of Bill O'Reilly, Ann Coulter, loss of touch with reality, and blogs like this. We can do so much better, and we have an obligation to do so. I find it humorous someone posted a comment quoting Churchill's "Foresight" quote. If you actually read what Chur...
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| The Dumb Asses of the Week. |
| 2006-11-27 02:03:00 |
And the award goes to...."The Saints are Coming".by U2 and GreendayOk. I am the first and foremost to say that I think U2 is just great and good and hunky-dorry. I own a few of their albums and appreciate their contribution to music.Let's just say I cried when I saw the newest and most pathetic attempt at a 'political statement' video. No, it wasn't the song being annoying as hell that bothered me as much as it was Green Day being there.Ew. Needless to say this video is the "bomb" among punk kids and...Well, other morons....Maybe I just don't get it? The ones who do get 'it' are the ones who explain their point with swears and the misspelling of very short words. "Omg lolz we shud have like so not ben in e-wak, like totally Bush suks omgz."This 'better later than never' tribute song is a c...
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| A Conservative's Pledge To A Crazy Ass Liberal. |
| 2006-11-24 12:08:00 |
In lieu of recent events caused by has-beens that produce their own gravitational pull..By that I mean Michael Moore and his little pledge to conservatives.I am inspired to make my own little spin-off. For each of his numbers I will make my own version.But first, here is what Pizza The Hut had to say"To My Conservative Brothers and Sisters, I know you are dismayed and disheartened at the results of last week's election. You're worried that the country is heading toward a very bad place you don't want it to go. Your 12-year Republican Revolution has ended with so much yet to do, so many promises left unfulfilled. You are in a funk, and I understand. Well, cheer up, my friends! Do not despair. I have good news for ...
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| Buzz-Worthy. |
| 2006-11-22 06:38:00 |
As the master of being on top of all things big news, I bring you this mid-weeks major events.As told by other news sites...O My God..Tomkat Tomkat Tomkat!!Now that that's out of our system.As a staunch conservative and a hater of all things Hollywood, I refuse to indulge in on celebrity happenings. I refuse to partake in the sick orgy of gossiping about whose with who and whose doing what. I don't care about who they get married and divorced to... I really don't.I will prove this point.I really don't care where Tomkat got married (In a Castle in Bracciano, Italy)When they got married (Saturday but actually married in LA a week earlier)How they got married (20 minute scientology ceremony)I don't care who was among the guests. (Marc Anthony and J-Lo, Brook Shields, and Posh Spice.)I don't c...
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