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    The Antisocial Commentary Release Party!
    2007-07-26 09:01:00
    So, I wrote this book, see.It's pretty darn funny, if I do say so myself. It's got over 50 of my best posts, with all the stupid boring crap taken out and some cool non-boring crap shoved in where the boring crap used to be. It's going to retail for $11.95 plus shipping and handling, but for a very limited time you can pre-order a copy for $9.95 with FREE shipping. That's like five bucks you're saving, which is pretty much like me buying you a Grande Carmel Machiatto and a cookie. Plus I'll sign it if you want me to and I can find a friggin' pen.The book will be officially released on August 15, but you can pre-order it NOW.To pre-order it, just go here and fill out the form. You don't have to pay anything right now; you'll get an email when the book is available with instructions on how to pay using PayPal. It's super-easy, trust me. PRE-ORDER ANTISOCIAL COMMENTARY NOW!The book contains all of your favorites, including:Harry Potter and the Inevitable Slide into Satanis
    By: Mattress Police - Antisocial Commentary
     
    Antisocial Commentary Preview!
    2007-06-27 18:42:00
    Since the positive response I got regarding my idea of publishing an compilation of my writings called Antisocial Commentary: From the Secret Files of the Mattress Police, I've been working on selecting and editing some of my better posts for the book. I've also been organizing the posts into chapters by different themes (Family, pop culture, religion, etc.) and writing introductions to each of the chapters. I wanted the introductions to be sort of a "bonus" feature, so that even if you've been a loyal reader of this blog since the beginning, there will still be some material you haven't seen. But as I was working on one of the introductions last night, I thought, "But how will anyone know about these bonus features?" And then I thought, "I know, I'll post them to my blog!" And then I thought, "Wow, I can't believe I'm allowed to feed myself."Anyway, I'm not going to post all of the introductions, but here's one of them, just to show you what you'll be missing if you don
    By: Mattress Police - Antisocial Commentary
     
    I'm getting very antisocial
    2007-04-15 09:12:02
    I don't know what's wrong with me, but on some of my groups I'm starting to feel a little fed up. There's one I belong to that you list items to swap & get credits for it, then you can use your credits to get other items. Well, I'm not that fast apparently, because if anything desirable is posted it's snatched up immediately. Then, yesterday, there was a credit auction, and two items I wanted were taken away from me because I don't have eight zillion credits to spend on a five dollar item. I'm not usually a sore loser, but this is getting old. And, for some reason, I'm just getting sick and tired of everyone's demands and needs. Do this, do that, can you help me with this, UGH! I feel like hiding most days. And to make it worse, I swear Alex is getting bad again. She's got the worst four year old attitude I've ever seen, and I know it's going to sound bad as her mother, but most of the time I don't want anything to do with her. I think I'll ask the dr. next time about oppositional defiant disorder.Anyway. I'm now on Lithium for my anger problem (yah right...lol) and Chantix to quit smoking. Wednesday is our quit date. I can't wait, the money we'll save each month, we can redo the kitchen (the floor's about had it) and various other things. Especially now that they went up several dollars here in Iowa.Ok, off to hide...
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