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| Articles about Caption Contest Winners |
| Oscar Caption Contest Winners | | 2008-02-29 13:36:23 | | Brad won handily this week, with a caption that was about neither farting nor something being in someone's pocket. Let that be a lesson to the rest of you.Brad, you may proudly display the coveted In Your Face award:VE came in second with:Spielberg: "I don't know who he is either. I thought he was one of those Coen Brothers..."And in third was y not i, whose contribution was:A near perfect hand: Four kings and a joker.Congratulations to the winners. Be sure to come back Monday, when we'll have a special visit from Clay Pigeon publisher and jet-setting bigwig Rusty Gibbons.Thanks to everybody who's been clicking on the Humor-Blogs.com links. I'm back in second place! And really, who deserves it more than me? Keep clicking!One more thing: I'm planning another edition of What's the Difference in the near future, so if there are any similar terms or concepts that you are confused about, let me know and I'll clear everything up like I did last time.I'd like to thank Humor-blogs.com | | By: Mattress Police - Antisocial Commentary | | |
| | Heroes Caption Contest Winners | | 2007-10-13 05:48:00 | | This week Crazy Aunt Bea pulled off an amazing upset with her disturbing-yet-hilarious caption. Crazy Aunt Bea, you get the coveted In Your Face Award.In second place was newcomer Kev, with this caption:Diesel: "Don't worry, I have one of those Tide to Go stain removers in my pocket."And rounding out the top three was the Frogster, with:Claire: Yes, your superstirring power is most impressive. Now can you use your superscrubbing power to get the spaghetti sauce off my ceiling?Congrats and thanks for playing, everybody. Have a super weekend. I'll see you on Monday.Listed on humor-blogs.com. | | By: Mattress Police - Antisocial Commentary | | |
| | Caption Contest Winners | | 2007-05-12 19:45:00 | | And the winner in the North By Northwest edition of the caption contest is...G from G Simply Said (you can catch her today spinning at Central Snark).Second Place: Sher from Wiping The Crazy Off My Face. Dude, next time you wanna dine and dash at the nudie bar down by the airport, let's not do it on chimichanga night. I think I'm having a freakin' heart attack.Third Place: Joel Bezaire from Crummy Church Signs:Why the hell hasn't Snoopy shot down that damned Red Baron yet?!?Everybody's a whiner at humor-blogs.com. | | By: Mattress Police - Antisocial Commentary | | |
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| Lost Caption Contest Winners | | 2007-04-28 18:10:00 | | Yes, it's the moment you've been waiting for. No, I'm not going to shave. It's time to announce last week's caption contest winners!We had a lot of new contenders in the finalists, but the clear favorites were two lovely Snarksters. Coming in third was the mysterious and slightly unhinged Drive-By-Blogger.First Place: Crazy Aunt Neva from PuppyToes.The note says "you guys suck" and it's signed "MacGyver".Second Place: Minka the Ice Queen. Jack: "Diesel, this one says your character in this show ranks on spot 59, right after the imaginary horse and before the palm tree to the West entrance! Give me the gun, I am supposed to kill you off!"Third Place: The Drive-by Blogger, proprietor of the eponymous blog.Convinced that the island is the perfect location for his new fertility clinic, Diesel stands guard over his own, rather ample "contribution" to future generations.Congratulations, everyone. Sorry about the trouble with the stupid voting mechanism. I'll get it working bette | | By: Mattress Police - Antisocial Commentary | | |
| | Caption Contest Winners! | | 2007-04-14 17:54:00 | | First Place:"Examine you?! House, they don't make latex gloves thick enough for me to examine you!"- Pavel from Probably Pavel.Second Place:"You blinked.""Did not.""You so totally blinked.""Did not.""Did too. I just saw you. You blinked.""Did not.""My stare has remained unwavering. You, however, blinked.""Did not.""Hey, um, LOOK! There's a latex glove masquerading as a condom hanging on the wall behind us!""Is not."- Jocelyn from O Mighty CrisisThird Place:"I see dead people. But then, I'm not a very good doctor."- neva from PuppyToes and possibly Central SnarkYes, Pavel took home the autographed copy of the doctored photo (get it?) once again, barely edging out Jocelyn's one act play. The length of Jocelyn's caption may have been a factor, as well as Pavel's shameless begging for votes on his site. But then, we like shameless self-promotion around here, so it's all good. And Neva, who rivaled Candace this week in sheer number of entries, finished a respectable third.I am put | | By: Mattress Police - Antisocial Commentary | | |
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