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| Chuck Norris, el más grande! | | 2008-05-12 05:55:00 | | Ojo, a ver qué va a pasar... no me toquéis a Chuck Norris o las veréis con su patada de la muerte :-D Desde luego este hombre es toda una institución dentro del mundo de las Artes Marciales y fuera, es muy conocido como actor de películas que han pasado con más pena que gloria, siendo para mi, la mejor, la que protagoniza con el mítico Bruce Lee, El Furor del Dragón, donde luchan en el coliseo de Roma; bueno, es más recordada esa escena por el pecho lobo que me llevaba jajajajjajaBromas aparte, este maestro domina montones de estilos distintos de lucha llegando a inventarse uno propio, llamado Chun Kuk Do. Además tiene su propia Asociación de Kárate donde da clases de diferentes estilos inclusive el suyo propio. Vamos, toda una máquina de matar. Aunque si bien aparenta ser un mierdecilla por lo tranquilo que es en contraste a Chackie Chan, el tío cuando se enfada empieza a repartir ostias y ojito que siempre tiene para todo el mundo. Que no? Mirad la siguiente foto donde | | By: Nautilus Loft | | |
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| Chuck Norris style Ron Paul jokes | | 2008-05-08 06:43:41 | | 1.
Ron Paul invented Chuck Norris.
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I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Ron Paul.
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Ron Paul’s tears can shrink government. Too bad he never cries
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Studies by the World Health Organization show that Ron Paul is the leading cause of freedom among men.
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Ron Paul took a lie detector test. The lie detector tapped out.
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| Bruce Lee (and Chuck Norris) would be so proud | | 2008-04-24 15:36:00 | | We have been trying to get Anna interested in activities, hopefully a sport of some kind. We want our kids to NOT be couch potatoes like us, and we are trying to be good examples by increasing physical activity...but it's not working. :PMe a few days ago: Hey Anna, what about karate? You like to do high kicks and karate chops...Anna (in a less than enthusiastic tone): Mmmmm... OK... But only if you bribe me.*SIGH* | | By: Almost Somewhat Positive | | |
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| Querían matar a Chuck Norris | | 2008-04-10 18:47:30 | | Dos estudiantes de la Escuela Secundaria Pennsauken han sido detenidos después de que un profesor encontró una lista donde querían matar el actor Chuck Norris. "Eso chamakitos de ahora no tan fácil"
En el condado de Camden, Nueva Jersey el portavoz del fiscal Jason Laughlin afirma que la lista incluye también los nombres de tres estudiantes [...] | | By: Atronao | | |
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| Chuck Norris Park - Keep on Chuckin’ | | 2008-03-31 22:04:19 | | Poor Chuck, he’ll do anything to get attention. Even resorting to vandalism.
Despite the best and most recent efforts by vandals, the new Albury suburb is nowhere to be found on maps and Albury Council has no intention of making the name change permanents.
But for now the sign stands clearly named after the Walker [...] | | By: Fun Mint | | |
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| Chuck Norris’ teeth are so freaking white | | 2008-01-04 00:06:27 | | My husband and I have been sitting here watching the coverage of the Iowa Caucus and all we can talk about is how white Chuck Norris’ teeth are. I’m serious. We couldn’t watch Mike Huckabee’s speech because we were so distracted by those damn teeth.
See for yourself…
Technorati Tags: mike huckabee wins iowa caucus, [...] | | By: Java-Girl.org | | |
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| Chuck Norris Endorses Huckabee, Huckabee Surges in Polls - Correlation? | | 2007-12-11 20:00:52 | | October 22: Chuck Norris endorses Mike HuckabeeHmmm… This is interesting. Take a look at this graph of the presidential candidates poll positions in Iowa, starting with October 22, the day of the endorsement:Huckabee is in black, if you can't read the key. It appears that after October 22, Huckabee’s campaign really takes off. Hmm. Interesting.By the way: Chuck Norris doesn’t endorse presidential candidates, he ALLOWS them to be president.
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| Chuck Norris Facts and Anti Chuck Norris Facts | | 2007-10-30 13:09:21 | | Top 10 Chuck Norris Facts
1. Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
5. There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ Beard. There is only [...] | | By: Fun Mint | | |
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| Fun: Chuck Norris vs. Linus Torvalds | | 2007-10-28 08:35:26 | | I'm sure everybody remembers facts on Chuck Norris, and here are Linus Torvalds facts!
Look at the picture, do you see any differences, don't you?
Linus Torvalds once found a segmentation fault in the universe.
Linus Torvalds can run kill -9 and kill Chuck Norris.
Linus Torvalds doesn't die, he simply returns zero.
Linus Torvalds first [...] | | By: Linux Screw | | |
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| Chuck Norris Endorses Mike Huckabee | | 2007-10-22 19:53:01 | | Well, we might as well move on. The 2008 presidential election is over. Acting and martial arts dynamo (he sings too!) Chuck Norris has announced his endorsement of former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee. The endorsement all but guarantees that Huckabee will be the next president of the United State."Like most of you, over the summer and into the fall, I've been watching, listening, studying and praying about who could lead this country as our next president. Though Giuliani might be savvy enough to lead people, Fred Thompson wise enough to wade through the tides of politics, McCain tough enough to fight terrorism and Romney business-minded enough to grow our economy, I believe the only one who has all of the characteristics to lead America forward into the future is ex-Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee," Norris wrote.As far as we know, no other candidate has been endorsed by someone with the capability to perform multiple roundhouse kicks in show motion without messing up his or her hair. With Norris' support, look for Huckabee to wrap up the Republican nomination within the week and cruise to a general election victory next fall.ChuckNorris.comChuck Norris Facts | | By: Political Realm | | |
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| Will Chuck Norris Blend? | | 2007-09-22 04:10:33 | | Related PostsChuck Norris FactsAbout six months ago there was a "Chuck Norris Facts" craze that swept the internet. Even ...I Kick it With Chuck NorrisWhile it is no Bauer Power this is still a pretty sweet ass t-shirt.
I Kick it With...Chuck Norris Action JeansThese goddamn things just made my morning.
Developed by Chuck Norris for stunt [...] | | By: Where the Boggs are Always Cold | | |
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| Las lecciones de Chuck Norris | | 2007-09-02 18:00:13 | | De todos es sabido que en Nfermos somos fans de Chuck Norris (alabado sea). Pues bien, nuestro amigo y tremendamente Nfermo “Anus Horribilis” nos ha enviado este escalofriante video (el primero de una colección) donde Chuck Norris nos irá aleccionando sobre la vida, solo él es nuestro guía y debemos seguirle para acabar siendo a [...]
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| Chuck Norris Action Jeans | | 2007-07-13 18:19:13 | | These goddamn things just made my morning.
Developed by Chuck Norris for stunt fighting in action movies. These great looking western style jeans have a unique hidden gusset which allows greater movement without binding or ripping.
Plus they have lifetime guarantee. I checked out Century Martial Arts Products web site and it doesn’t look like they carry these bad boys anymore. Hopefully Google and Ebay can come to my rescue and help me find a pair.
Click the thumbnail for Chuck Norris size.
Related PostsChuck Norris FactsAbout six months ago there was a "Chuck Norris Facts" craze that swept the internet. Even ...I Kick it With Chuck NorrisWhile it is no Bauer Power this is still a pretty sweet ass t-shirt.
I Kick it With...Watch Your Back Chuck!
This is a roundhouse kick that could make Chuck Norris jealous! It takes a couple secon... | | By: Where the Boggs are Always Cold | | |
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| Me llamo Chuck ... Chuck Norris | | 2007-05-18 14:32:00 | | Nose si este post seria mas correcto para "nfermos" porque para ponerse esta camiseta hay que estarlo un rato, y esque ya se sabe como acabas si te metes con CHUCK ! :La camiseta más friki: la chucksetaConcretamente estas: Chuck Norris nunca ha ganado un premio de la academia al mejor actor… porque el no actúa. Una señal de aparcamiento para minusválidos no significa que ese sitio esté reservado para minusválidos. En realidad es una advertencia de que el sitio pertenece a Chuck Norris y que te quedarás minusválido si aparcas ahí. Chuck Norris dona sangre a la Cruz Roja con frecuencia. Solo que nunca es la suya. Chuck Norris se comió una vez una tarta entera antes de que sus amigos pudieran decirle que había una bailarina dentro Chuck Norris es la razón por la que Wally se esconde Chuck Norris es 1/8 Cherokee. No tiene nada que ver con sus antepasados, el tio se comió un puto indio Las tortugas ninja están basadas en una historia real. Chuck Norris se comió una vez una tortuga entera, cuando la cagó, ésta medía dos metros y había aprendido karate | | By: BRUF WEB | | |
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