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| Articles about Clowns |
| Imagining more sequels that...those no talent ass clowns had better not ever make | | 2008-08-06 11:10:00 | | Usually in this space, I use my Hawking-like MS Paint skillz to mock a recent film that has no business ever even dreaming of the word "sequel" (Little Man, anyone?) or imagining a sequel to a film that, for whatever reason (genre, box office performance, common sense), would just never have one (Once, There Will Be Blood).However, all the hype and subsequent letdown that was Crystal Skull, along with the latest talks of a Top Gun sequel, has me steaming. It's bad enough that John McClane was reduced to a family-friendly "Yippie Kay Yay Mother-BOOM!" - I don't know if I can stomach the thought of a group of 35-year old Goonies trolling about searching for the grave of Anne Ramsey while a 60-year old Joey Pants chases them. So, I present you with some sequels that, if the studio heads value their lives, better not happen. Ever. And if they do, I implore you to resist the temptation to fill their pockets - George Lucas already has enough money. A Star Wars: Stick Figures movie can't be t... | | By: Blog Cabins | | |
| | On Clowns & Coulrophobia: The Terror Of Bozo | | 2008-07-06 00:30:00 | | "There is nothing laughable about a clown in the moonlight." -Lon Chaney, Sr.Coulrophobia is defined as an extreme fear of clowns. Coulrophobia was conceived during the 1990s and originates from the Greek words Koulon (limb) and Kolobathristes which translates as"one who goes on stilts." The central fear trigger is the clown's appearance which masks the identity of the wearer and suggests a hidden and/or potentially sinister personality.- VioletPlanet, Image: -Larry Harmon as Bozo The Clown (Mr. Harmon was one of a few Bozos but not the original. Bozo The Clown was created by Capitol Records executive Alan Livingston for recordings in 1946. The late Vance "Pinto" Colvig was the first person to play the clown and Bob Bozo Bell was one of the most popular and prolific Bozos. -International Clown Hall Of Fame/AP).... | | By: VioletPlanet | | |
| | Not only does the ugly Russian beat Sharapova, but then she clowns her outfit | | 2008-06-27 16:22:49 | | So if it wasn’t bad enough that Maria Sharapova got beat by the relatively unknown 154th ranked Russian Alla Kudryavtseva (how the hell do you pronounce that?), but after the match during an interview the Russian sounded off on her feeling about Maria Sharapova’s threads:
“I don’t like her outfit,” Kudryavtseva said. “It was one of [...]... | | By: Sportfiends | | |
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| No Clowns allowed in Pool? | | 2007-08-02 20:59:54 | | Alex Pagulayan the 2004 World Pool Champion dropped from the Philippine National Team in the Asian 9 ball tournament for…………….. “clowning too much”. Say what now? Is it his “clowning” antics or is it something else? Well, if you ask Alex he say it was not about his being a comic or trying to be funny that did him in but vindictiveness on the part of the officials of the Billiards and Snooker... | | By: Pedestrian Observer | | |
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