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| Articles about Confuse |
| 50 Ways to Confuse People in the Computer Lab | | 2008-07-20 14:54:00 | | 50 Ways to Confuse, Worry, or Just Scare the Bejeezus Out of the Peoplein the Computer Lab1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face andscream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stopand look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor onduty that you can't get the damn thing to work. After he/she's turnedit on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for agood half hour.4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next toyou evilly.5. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer todifferent screen than the one it's set up with.6. Write a program that plays the "Smurfs" theme song and play itat the highest volume possible over & over again.7. Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled bysomething on the screen and crawl underneath the desk.8. Ask the person next to you if they know how to ... | | By: Jokes and Forwards | | |
| | 19 Ways To Confuse Santa Claus | | 2008-06-06 12:57:59 | | 1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.3. Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.4. While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.5. Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!6. Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa."7. Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home.8. Throw a surprise party for Santa when he comes down the chimney. Refuse to let him leave until the strippers arrive.9. Wh... | | By: Stupid Tips | | |
| | Does the Wide Range Of Blood Pressure Lowering Medications Confuse You | | 2007-12-16 09:03:00 | | Blood pressure reducing drugs are commonly used when a program of exercise and diet has failed to reduce your blood pressure satisfactorily or to regulate your blood pressure while you are making the necessary lifestyle changes to produce the desired results.
The number of blood pressure reducing drugs available nowadays is overwhelming and, as many of the presently available drugs are often... | | By: healthy life | | |
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| Confuse | | 2007-08-08 02:38:00 | | A month was passed away. I still try to find the best software Billing for my Lab. I was tried many billing program such as, Billing Explorer, Cafe Con Leche, PlayBilling, Cyborg, and many more.I'm confuse with this condition, I can't find the best billing software for Linux Ubuntu (Gnome Desktop). Can you help me??? Please help me! I need your comment. Thanks before.... | | By: NANDA | | |
| | 25 Ways To Confuse Your Professors | | 2007-05-23 03:12:12 | | This is another old e-mail that I’m purging…
25 Ways To Confuse Your Professors
1. Brush your teeth during class. While doing so, raise your hand as if you have a question, and mumble your question incoherently while brushing, spewing toothpaste all over the place. If your professor objects to your actions, go on a [...]... | | By: Joe's Journal | | |
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