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| Articles about Divorced |
| | Laugh time again!Divorced Letter..... | | 2008-05-21 01:52:00 | | Dear Wife,I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal, and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers later that night.You came home, nibbled at your food for two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't want sex anymore or anything. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me. Whichever is the case,,,,I'm gone.Signed,Your EX-HusbandP.S. Don't try to find me. Your sister and I are moving away to West Virginia together. Have a great life!------------------------------------Dear Ex-Husband,Nothing has made my day more enjoyable than receiving your letter.It's true that you | | By: The truth behind my closet | | |
| | Divorced Barbie | | 2008-04-12 06:55:00 | | A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. “How much is that Barbie in the window?”, he asks the shop assistant.In a manner she responds, “Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $395.00.”The guy asks, “Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others?”“That’s obvious,” the assistant states, “Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, Ken’s furniture…” | | By: Jokes and Forwards | | |
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| | | Divorced Barbie doll takes all | | 2007-11-27 12:47:42 | | A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager:-"How much is that new Barbie in the window?"The Manager replied:-"Which one do you like? We have"Barbie goes to the gym" for $19.95,"Barbie goes to the Ball" for $19.95,"Barbie goes shopping" for $19.95,"Barbie goes to the beach" for $19.95,"Barbie goes to the Nightclub" for $19.95 and"Divorced Barbie" for $375.00 ....- "Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00 when all the others are $19.95?",the father interrupted...The store manager replied:"Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's dog, Ken's cat, Ken's furniture and all of Ken's savings."
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| | | | Eminem and Kimberley Mathers are divorced – again | | 2006-12-20 03:06:00 | | The couple, who have been married to each other twice, reached an out-of-court settlement during a hearing at Macomb County Circuit Court on Tuesday. The pair agreed to share custody of their daughter, Hailie Jade Scott, who turns 11 on Christmas Day, the newspaper reports.It's not clear if Kim was granted the financial support and attorney fees she'd been seeking from the rapper, whose real name is Marshall Bruce Mathers III.The couple "conducted themselves with dignity and respect," Chief Judge Antonio P. Viviano told Free Press. Eminem declined to comment after the hearing.people | | By: Celebrity Buzz | | |
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