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| Adult jokes - Sex on fence | | 2008-08-21 13:39:46 | | An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small tavern. Thehusband leans over and asks his wife: "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you from behind?""Yes," she says, "I remember it well.""OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll 'round there again and we can do it for old time's sake.""Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea," she answers.There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks: 'I've got to see this...two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so's there's no trouble.”So he follows the old couple behind the tavern.They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers | | By: the chutkule | | |
| | | Barbed wire fence | | 2008-07-30 01:50:00 | | The first - an Airtel ad - shows kids on either side of a barbed wire fence, jump the barrier to indulge in a game of football in no-man’s land. In an extraordinarily simple but powerful way, it works as a magnificent metaphor for communication as a solution to end all conflicts, wars and battles. Says Arvind Mohan ( Chief Strategist Officer, Rediff DY&R), “ We wanted to create branding that went way beyond the purchase intent and made people proud to be associated with the brand.” Adds Amatesh Rao (National business head, Rediff DY&R), “Admittedly commercials with social messages don’t immediately bring about change, but they reflect strongly the change that is happening in society… a change that may not be perceptible or articulated but definitely taking shape in collective fashion, in the sensibilities of new age youth in a resurgent India.” The Tata Tea ad comes next. The communication thought is truly clutter-busting, attempting to migrate tea from being a ph | | By: IIPM-World | | |
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| A PINK FLAMINGO X-CLUSIVE: More Minuteman Fence Follies | | 2008-07-14 23:43:08 | | FLINGING A LITTLE MUDThe Sierra Vista Herald has a fascinating little article about Chris Simcox, Carmen Mercer and the Minuteman Fence. Evidently our erstwhile heroes are still trying to raise money to build their precious fence. My first question: If Michael Chertoff is determined to bulldoze the Constitution and erect his little fence, why are the Minutemen, et al still bilking people out of their hard earned cash? "...Jim Campbell, a man who mortgaged his house to donate $100,000 to the Minuteman fence project in 2006, filed a suit against the group for fraud and breach of contract in ... | | By: The Pink Flamingo | | |
| | | How To Clean Vinyl Fence and Railing | | 2008-07-10 20:59:54 | | One of the few problems I've found with vinyl railings and fencing is how dirty it gets from the weather. After a season of rain, snow, ice and bird droppings these white vinyl railings great really dirty. You can't tell from a distance but if you get up to it you won't want to hold on to the railing.At first I thought I was going to have to scrub the rails all by hand with some type of Soft Scrub or similar product. Then the other day I was talking to my neighbor and he mentioned that his power washer cleans them beautifully. He just sets the pressure to a low setting and makes sure not to damage the soft vinyl.Tags: home improvement, home improvement blog, home improvement advice, cleaning vinyl railings | | By: Helpful Advice for Home Construction Improvement | | |
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| Tommy Emmanual: over the electric fence | | 2008-06-22 11:11:28 | | News:
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Tommy Emmanual is better known for his acoustic work, but he's also pretty cool on electric too.
Early Tommy Emmanuel - Determination
Tommy Emmanuel playing electric guitar!
Tommy Emmanuel - Electric Guitar
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| | NAIL IN THE FENCE | | 2008-06-18 05:10:00 | | I received this story in my email this morning. I don't know who the author was, and no one has to forward it if you don't want to; but I thought this was a wonderful lesson.--------NAIL IN THE FENCE Make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence. (Most importantly the last sentence) There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His Father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence. The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence. Finally the day came when the boy didn't lose his temper at all. He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper. The days passed and the young boy was finally able | | By: Poetry Where You Live | | |
| | Toothbrush Fence | | 2008-05-22 17:09:00 | | So I've decided to plan a trip to New Zealand in the next month or two. The reason I've made this decision is pictured to the right. It appears New Zealand is home to a unique attraction like no other - a toothbrush fence!There's a string of over fifty toothbrushes tied to a wire fence in Te Pahu, New Zealand. Local man Laird McGillicuddy Graeme Cairns decided to start stringing toothbrushes up on the fence to attract tourism. It seems so obviously obvious to me now that a few dozen toothbrushes strung up on a fence is the instant cure to lack of tourist money.When asked about the idea, Cairns said, "I noticed toothbrushes were like tropical fish as they come in a bewildering range of colors and shapes. Toothbrushes are something you don't usually display but they're actually quite pretty."I can't wait to visit the toothbrush fence! | | By: Sunrise on the Sufferbus | | |
| | | Communication Breakdown: It's 'fence' not 'fans'... | | 2008-05-07 02:47:26 | | God. Sometimes I wish my sister can be a little more specific when she says something! Geez.
Remember my entry yesterday? I was saying that my sisters and I were going out and one of them wanted to check out "fans". Well, at least that's what I thought she said.
Apparently, it wasn't "fans" she wanted to check out but "fence"!
It's not big deal I guess but this happens really too often.
Like on Monday, Teddybear wanted to catch a movie and said I could bring my sisters along.
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| | Border Fence Horrors | | 2008-05-06 02:06:58 | | Border-fence dispute snares rare jaguars - CNN.com Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff told Congress that the agency continues to talk to some 600 landowners along the border to get their input. But in order to comply with the congressional mandate, he said, there is no time to deal with "unnecessary delays caused by administrative processes or potential litigation."After reading the article above you may or may not be in the least bit concerned. I guess it depends on whether you give a damn about the natural flora and fauna of the US. If you do care enough to believe that the government shouldn't be able to arbitrarily wave environmental laws, then I suggest you contact either Defenders of Wildlife or the Sierra Club, and get in on the conversation.I you are the type of person who believes that the environment must bend to the will of people, and that our security is worth the destruction of a few species, then I would first like to say that you are very shortsight | | By: Markism Explored | | |
| | Chertoff Lied About BLM Report on Border Fence | | 2008-04-27 22:30:00 | | FENCE WOULD CAUSE MAJOR DAMAGEDemands are finally being made to force Michael Chertoff to either resign or be removed from his position as the Secretary of Homeland Security. It is possible the man has a track record of not telling the truth. Last September BLM officials informed Michael Chertoff that the proposed border fence would cause irreparable damage to the fragile San Pedro aquifer and the Riparian sanctuary. Evidently Chertoff LIED about the information the BLM gave to him and just went on as planned, ignoring the Constitution of the US. “…Yet when U.S. Homeland Security Secretary Michael ... | | By: The Pink Flamingo | | |
| | Virtual fence on Mexican border deemed insufficient | | 2008-04-23 10:09:06 | | TUCSON, Ariz. (AP) - The government is scrapping a $20 million prototype of its highly touted “virtual fence” on the Arizona-Mexico border because the system is failing to adequately alert border patrol agents to illegal crossings, officials said.
The move comes just two months after Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff announced his approval of the fence [...] | | By: TexasFred's | | |
| | Emory Picket Fence Bed Frame | | 2008-04-09 11:07:29 | | Picket Fence Bed Frames….they are indeed traditional. But at One of a Kind Kid, customers can choose their own color combination for it, putting a bit of personality to what is a classic bed design.
The Picket Fence bed is handcrafted, with an optional trundle and fits mattresses with 38″ x 70″ dimension.
The bed frame is [...] | | By: Mattresszine | | |
| | Fwd: The Nail in the Fence | | 2008-04-08 05:10:00 | | NAIL IN THE FENCE Make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence. (Most importantly the last sentence) There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His Father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence. The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence. Finally the ! day came when the boy didn't lose his temper at all. He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper. The days passed and the young boy was final | | By: News From India | | |
| | Environmentalists Attempt to Block Border Fence | | 2008-04-03 20:50:58 | | Whatever one believes about the building of a border fence across Mexico, one must step back in pure amazement of the environmentalists' purported arguments against it. Other than thwarting just about all progress and economic security across the World, the environmentalists are now attacking our National Security and sovereignty. Apparently, these brilliant people are concerned that the...
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| | South Texas leaders blast plan to speed up border fence | | 2008-04-02 18:12:25 | | Texas border land owners, mayors and wildlife groups blasted the Bush administration’s sweeping plan to waive nearly three dozen federal laws to speed construction of a border fence by year’s end.
Using authority granted by Congress, the Department of Homeland Security announced Tuesday it plans to issue two waivers to complete 670 miles of fencing in [...] | | By: TexasFred's | | |
| | VANGE to reveal a wooden fence-style partition | | 2008-03-27 08:28:27 | |
VANGE, a brand from Paris introduced this beautiful partition separator. With uniquely curved wooden planks made the partition looks natural and special. It’s good to have one in your room if your husband’s mini office is in the bedroom and you just can’t sleep with the lights while he’s burning the midnight oil. Or you [...] | | By: BEDzine - We are crazy about BEDs!!! | | |
| | | Survivor Joel: "If that means dragging him through the fence then I'll drag him through the fence" | | 2008-03-10 14:18:00 | | Buddy TV posted an interview on Friday with recently ousted "Fan" Joel from Survivor: Micronesia. Since I'm a big, big fan of Joel's (or not), I thought I'd share this with you.Amongst the highlights:* "I don't think"* "I was one of the weak players"* "I never would ever go to Tribal Council"* "he...be my partner"* "work my butt"* "I have no idea"* "I'm at home"* "I go back to serving the city of Phoenix"Joel, whenever you're ready to serve me, I'm available.The above comments are all taken horribly out of context, if not worse (though I could have been harsher). The full (read: real) transcript and MP3 of the interview can be found here: http://www.buddytv.com/articles/survivor/exclusive-interview-joel-ander-17426.aspxFinally, since I'm a nice, mature guy that holds no hard feelings, here's a pic I took of Joel in happier times. Enjoy! | | By: Blog Cabins | | |
| | Obama And Clinton Say FU To The Border Fence | | 2008-02-22 19:01:00 | | Way to go. Not only has the Secure Fence Act been gutted by the rat turds in Congress, but given the chance to get in the White House, Clinton and Obama will make sure there's NO chance it ever gets built. A smart way Hillary? Well, when the 9/11 commission has put in it's report that a "double layer" fence should be constructed, saying NO fence doesnt sound too bright.But I'm willing to bet, that Hillary wants more illegals here. Since she is the Senator from New York, and her buddy Bloomberg there was attempting to grant drivers licenses to illegals, sounds more like a plan coming together, eh?Obama doesn't get let off the hook here either. "I think there's some areas, that may be okay for some fencing.." Yeah, here's a hint Obama, from the Pacific Ocean to the Gulf of Mexico. The fence is supposed to be over 854 miles worth. How much of that "SOME fencing" where you alluding to?And let's not forget a resurrection of the "Dream Act." Obama himself says he wants to see that come to fr | | By: Hoopy Frood Dude | | |
| | Swimming Pool Fence - Yes, you need one. | | 2008-02-05 19:51:00 | | Through the years I have been over the fencing issue many times.With customers, face to face.Their best answer to NOT get one is always the same.They are ugly.Some of you may not like what I say here or how I say it.When I get this I just want to shake them!My reply is always as standard as their protest of ugly.No sir... I'll tell you what ugly is.Ugly is watching a dead body pulled from your swimming pool.Ugly is being blamed, ugly is looking into every eye you see knowing they blame you.The people who sell these won't talk to you like this.But I will, If you do not lock your swimming pool area some how...Shame on you!I will now take the time to thank you for installing a fence.THANK YOU!I thank you and the life you may have saved thanks you.That's it, that's all you get for doing it. YEAH!If you don't, you may spend the rest of your days asking why?Why didn't I install a fence?OK lecture over...Some nice easy to install pool fencing.Just take it down when you don't want to see it.Pu | | By: Tales of Swimming Pool Man | | |
| | Safety Tips and Hints on Using Wireless Dog Fence | | 2008-01-16 19:29:00 | | Wireless dog fence has been proven and tested to be really safe and reliable. However, there are still safety tips that everyone should take into consideration in using it. These safety tips will give your dog a much better protection.Take note that dogs collar receiver must always be in contact with the wireless signal thrown by the transmitter. Therefore, if the collar loses contact with the transmitter signal, correction pulse will then be sent by the collar thinking the dog has left the containment area.Just place the transmitter somewhere in your home, garage or tool shed that is not noticeable to avoid any damage on the system. After keeping it in a safe area and completing the set up, the transmitter will then emit a radio signal which will define the containment boundary of your dog.It is advised that you avoid leaving the collar on your dog while it is inside your house as household appliances may set it off due to unnecessary signal interruptions.The dog collar receiver has a | | By: Care Your Pet | | |
| | Hutchison on defensive over border fence | | 2008-01-12 20:44:14 | | WASHINGTON — In an uncharacteristic display of public frustration with party colleagues, Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison on Friday sharply criticized two Republican congressmen who had accused her of a stealth effort to derail the fence along the U.S.-Mexico border.
Conservative blogs and pundits have attacked Hutchison ever since Reps. Peter King of New York and Duncan [...] | | By: TexasFred's | | |
| | | | Sitting On the Fence Is Creasing My Activist Butt | | 2007-12-31 10:20:28 | | The topic below was originally posted in my blog, the Intrepid Liberal Journal, as well as the Independent Bloggers Alliance, the Peace Tree, Wild Wild Left and Worldwide Sawdust.Warning, this is a long post. It’s long because supporting a presidential candidate for me is deeply personal. It’s not simply deciding which candidate I will pull the lever for in the privacy of a voting booth. Rather I approach the decision as an activist and ask myself: after weighing all the virtues and flaws of the declared candidates on whose behalf am I willing to devote my free time?In my darker moments I’ll ask myself, “Do any of these lying corporatist whores deserve my support? Why bother with any of them?” The ship has long sailed on my days of being a "true believer."Ultimately, in spite of my disenchantment, I believe in the power of the vote. Even with the sordid history of stolen elections and broken promises, I remain convinced the best way to change the system is through participation in the political process. And the best vehicle for progressive reform is by leveraging the Democratic Party – flawed as it is. Which means I have to finally stop creasing my butt, get off the fence and choose a candidate.Picking a candidate this primary season has been especially agonizing. My top choices were former Vice President Al Gore and Wisconsin Senator Russ Feingold. I would’ve volunteered for either in a heartbeat. When both opted not to run I was left cold and preferred to wait until the race sorted itself out.Meanwhile, this past year I amused myself reading blog postings on Daily Kos and elsewhere expressing certitude about the virtues of particular candidates while trashing rival campaigns. The theme was usually along the lines of “only my candidate is the true progressive with a chance to win while so and so is simply an enabler of the corporate pro-war plutocracy who will destroy the Democratic Party and eat your children.” The only certitude I felt was dis | | By: The Peace Tree | | |
| | UPDATES: Border Fence Funding Hoax | | 2007-12-23 06:30:00 | | For those who DON'T get regular updates from pages like Firesociety.com, (which I highly recommend that you do,) Congress has passed the Consolidated Appropriations bill. The bill DOES include the Hutchison amendment.What does that mean you might ask?Well, it means that the Border Fence funding has been completely gutted, by OUR OWN governmental representatives. The 854 miles of double layer fencing along our southern border will most likely NOT be completed, except by the personal efforts of groups like the Minuteman Civil Defense Corps.Firesociety.com has MANY links about this that I suggest you take a look at. Several outlets have written about this to include, Lou Dobbs, Michelle Malkin, Worldnetdaily, CNS news and even Investors Business Daily.I also recommend that you make known to your individual representatives how disturbing you find their support of this amendment is. | | By: Hoopy Frood Dude | | |
| | Border Fence 2006 & 2007 Funding HOAX | | 2007-11-19 12:20:00 | | Some people are already aware of this. To others, it's a "news to me," situation that bears serious concern by the public at large. According to the Secure Fence Act, 854 miles of double layer fencing was supposed to be built, complete with sensors and video surveillance equipment. And, according to the general text of the Act, this is what the American public believed was to happen.Since a mere 5 miles has been built, it leaves many people scratching their heads as to why the fence isn't well under way. Heck, even the Minutemen Civil Defense Corps is making larger strides in fence construction than the government. How could this be?I HIGHLY recommend reading this article HERE on the Fire Society site for the more detailed explanation. But the overall gist of it is, OUR ELECTED REPRESENTATIVES undermined the ACT that same night with a "de-funding" bill designed to prevent the fence from ever being completed.Thanks Rep's. We should have known better to count on you all to actually "r | | By: Hoopy Frood Dude | | |
| | Music notes on a fence | | 2007-09-06 11:52:00 | | In this very detailed tutorial we will show you all kinds of nifty photoshop techniques. We are going to place music notes on a fence. You'll learn something about: Vanishing point, grids and stamp tool, layer masks, non destructive transparency masks, custom shapes, knockout layers, layer styles and a lot of different shortcuts and other things to make it easier to use Photoshop.VIEW THIS TUTORIAL | | By: All Design Graphic Tutorial | | |
| | Get OFF the fence and RUN!! | | 2007-07-05 20:17:31 | |
Ya know, I have been supporting Fred D. Thompson, I am on several Blog Rolls that support him, I have a Thompson Blog Roll of my own, I’m a ‘Friend of Fred’ and I have donated money TO Fred and his campaign, and that’s something I don’t do on a spur of the moment, I am tight with my money…
I think Fred D. Thompson is quite likely the best hope the Republicans and the United States have at this time and he’s a strong candidate even though he hasn’t announced officially yet, and there’s the only problem I have with Fred D. Thompson…
Sen. Thompson needs to get off the fence, as much as I like the man, and respect everything I have seen or heard about him, I have no use for a fence sitter, no matter who it is, he either needs to fully get IN the race for the White House or he needs to get out, we don’t need to be strung along on false hopes, that’s been done to Republicans and Conservatives for way too long now…
Sen. Thompson, please don’t let the Conservatives | | By: TexasFred's | | |
| | U.S. Border Fence Protrudes Into Mexico | | 2007-06-30 02:32:47 | |
COLUMBUS, N.M. (AP) - The 1.5-mile barrier along the U.S.-Mexico border was designed to keep cars from illegally crossing into the United States. There’s just one problem: It was accidentally built on Mexican soil. Now embarrassed border officials say the mistake could cost the federal government more than $3 million to fix.
The barrier was part of more than 15 miles of border fence built in 2000, stretching from the town of Columbus to an onion farm and cattle ranch.
A U.S. Customs and Border Protection spokesman said the vertical metal tubes were sunk into the ground and filled with cement along what officials firmly believed was the border. But a routine aerial survey in March revealed that the barrier protrudes into Mexico by 1 to 6 feet.
James Johnson, whose onion farm is in the disputed area, said he thinks his forefathers may have started the confusion in the 19th century by placing a barbed-wire fence south of the border. No one discovered their error, and crews erecting | | By: TexasFred's | | |
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